"Why do you know Qinglan reads at night? Could it be that Jing Zhengwei is talking to you about his secret affairs?"
"Of course not. Why would Jing Zhengwei tell me such a thing? She told me this before going to bed."
Even through the mechanical sound, Le Yu could hear Yin's disdain and shock: "You actually..."
"After all, I happened to go to report to Jing Zhengwei that night."
"Ah, I see."
"But I knew Jing Zhengwei was not at home that night, so I deliberately used this reason to go into his backyard."
"What, you..."
"So I didn't expect that Qinglan didn't follow Jing Zhengwei out."
"Oh, that's true."
"But now, the arrow is on the string and I have to shoot. In order to prevent Qinglan from revealing my secret, I have to make her succumb to me, so I rushed towards the big bed before she could react..."
"Qin Leyin, I didn't expect you to..."
"Kneel down and beg her not to snitch on Jing Zhengwei. I guarantee that there will be three boxes of gold coins and countless jewelry as gifts afterwards, and I will help her monitor whether Jing Zhengwei sees other women."
This time 'Yin' was silent for a long time: "Are you kidding me?"
Le Yu sighed: "What, did you just realize it now? This is a very famous joke, and it was recorded in the 'Weird and Fun Facts' column of Youth Daily."
"Most of the 'Weird Fun Stories' are pornographic jokes. I usually just skip them."
"You are arrogant and prejudiced. Porn jokes are a cultural treasure of mankind. Not only can they reveal the social ethics of local people, but porn jokes are also a social tool. When you and a stranger smile at each other because of porn jokes, your relationship will be damaged.
Suddenly we were much closer. If you think about it, fighting techniques are passed down from our ancestors, and dirty jokes are also passed down from our ancestors. If they were useless, would they be passed down? Obviously not, so dirty jokes are as important as fighting techniques. Fighting
The law can protect human beings, and dirty jokes can proliferate human beings..."
"Are you kidding me too?"
"No, I'm just looking for something."
"What are you looking for?"
"Looking for an excuse to chat with you."
"You... I've been obsessed with you for a long time." After chatting with Leyu.com for a long time, 'Yin' also learned a lot of Leyu's modern accent: "That's it for tonight, good night."
"Good night."
Putting the metal badge into the iron box, Le Yu shook his head. Since he proposed "Silver Blood Five Wonders Qinglan" in class two days ago, the college bulletin board exploded as expected. Many students stopped him and wanted to ask about Qinglan.
story.
Because Qinglan is different from the previous four wonders, Jing Qingfu, Tinggu, Qin Leyin, and even Yin Minghong, it is natural that people like them dominate the situation. They are born with power and resources. Even Yin Minghong has Bai Ye's support.
Therefore, although the students marvel at their career, they will not look at them with suspicion, and they may even have the confidence to say, "I can do it if I do it".
However, Qinglan started from a humble beginning and did not even have time to manage her own power. In Le Yu's description, she seemed to rely on pure conspiracy and trickery to achieve her goal without spending a single soldier. She started with nothing and killed with her bare hands.
King Xin. In addition, she is a weak woman, so she looks even more legendary - this is actually the purpose of Le Yu. To promote Qinglan as an enemy will definitely add a lot of political capital to her.
But the response was very enthusiastic, which caught Le Yu off guard. After careful research, he found that there really were no "legendary stories" like Qing Lan, and he unexpectedly opened up a new novel market.
Of course there are legendary stories about heroines, but they all have one thing in common: they can blow the heads of men. For example, the legendary Demon Queen Xiangyu, who conquered the country, was a land god who practiced interior warfare to the point where she
To the extent that she remains young forever, she is still beautiful and charming even when she is nearly sixty years old, causing trouble for both the government and the public.
In fact, the legendary stories of the male protagonists are similar. They all practice fighting skills and then blow up the enemy's head. Huiyao people have long known that relying on others is not reliable, and relying on oneself is the best way. Moreover, they can really rely on themselves.
It’s all a dream anyway, so why not just imagine that you are invincible in the world, and your subordinates will bow to you as soon as your domineering spirit shakes? It’s not like there are no real-life examples.
Therefore, most legendary stories feature powerful protagonists and farming protagonists. Purely intellectual adventure heroes like Qinglan will naturally attract attention.
I just didn't expect that even 'Yin' would pay attention to Qinglan, which surprised Le Yu - 'Yin' didn't discuss the previous four oddities with Le Yu.
Sure enough, stinky men are not worth discussing, beautiful girls are worthy of single recommendation. Le Yu needs to think carefully about whether the next three strange people should be replaced by women, or become women - anyway, everyone is dead, I will use them to make them girly
Are you ok?
After changing his clothes, Le Yu left the teacher's dormitory. Although tonight was not a party day in the Immortal Palace, he had something to go out tonight - patrolling.
The "Temporary Regulations on Teachers' Night Patrol Duties" were passed at the previous teachers' meeting, so Leyu naturally had to work overtime. If he wanted to stop working overtime, he would have to remove the "vice" from the "vice principal".
But he is also happy. In fact, he is on duty for two nights every three days these days. He is on duty more often than any other teacher. He can be called a struggling student among struggling students. There are rumors in the college that Qin Leyin will replace Cha Huan, so he has to do
Show your hard work to be recognized by other teachers and students.
The truth is of course that Le Yu wanted to take advantage of the patrol to find the location of the Blood Essence Stone. During the day, he searched all over the Imperial Courtyard, but found nothing. If they had acted during the day, Cha Huan would have stripped the thieves naked and hung them upside down in the Imperial Courtyard.
The door was open to the public - so Le Yu wondered if they only came out at night.
Carrying a lantern, she came to the central square and saw a beautiful figure sitting on a bench waiting for him. When she saw Le Yu, she stood up and said, "Good evening, Principal Qin."
"Now that the principal can't hear you, you should call me Teacher Qin." Le Yu said, "Let's go, Teacher Ning."
There are two patrol teachers on duty. Le Yu's teammates are either Yan Yi or Ning Xinyuan. I don't know how the shifts are arranged - maybe those male teachers have all read the article in Youth Daily: "Jing Zhengwei is upright, Qin Le
Yin Bingqing Yujie's statement, right?
The two of them were patrolling on the campus avenue. Le Yu was paying attention to the dark places where the street lights could not illuminate. The two of them were silent and silent.
But Ning Xinyuan was not so calm in her heart. The reason why she and Yan Yi had been working with Qin Leyin on duty was naturally because they wanted to find the Blood Essence Stone through Qin Leyin.
However, Qin Leyin is so interesting. The contact at eight o'clock every day can be said to be the moment Ning Xinyuan looks forward to most. She has become friends online, and she also wants to get closer to Qin Leyin offline - that is
Unilateral basis.
Although she thought she was just trying to spy on the enemy, whether she had any special thoughts in her heart was inhumane...
Moreover, Qin Leyin would never strike up a conversation with her when she was on duty. For a man like this, who is gentle and elegant but not showing off, and who is good-looking, it is naturally a big bonus.
She wanted to chat, but couldn't find an excuse for a while, so she directly used the topic just now: "Teacher Qin, you said in class that Qinglan would read before going to bed. How did you know this?"
Le Yu: "I made it up."
"..." Ning Xinyuan: "Then Qinglan's story was also made up?"
Le Yu: "No, I copied it. I was just too lazy to prepare lessons, so I just stole other people's stories."
"..." Ning Xinyuan changed the subject: "I heard that you gave the students homework and asked them to write about the 'Eight Wonders of Glory' in their hearts. Is there any purpose? I want to work together with the students to summarize the history of the eight figures.
The greatest person in history?"
Le Yu: "I want students to be exhausted from their homework and not bother me."
"..." Ning Xinyuan changed the subject again: "Have you heard that a student from the Natural Disaster Department had to file a lawsuit with the school doctor because he ate thirty-three buns? Today's students really have no control..."
Le Yu: "Oh? Which store's steamed buns are so delicious?"
Ning Xinyuan was speechless again.
How could I know!
How do you ask me to answer it like this?
That’s not what you were talking to me about online just now!
How come offline face-to-face chats become so confusing!?
