"I thought you were just deficient in common sense, but I didn't expect you were actually deficient in IQ."
In the basement of "Teeth, Hemorrhoids, Iron", Yin Yinyin pulled up Leyu's clothes and carefully looked at his chest. While looking at it, he said: "You don't even think about it, the county governor's office tried every means to secretly transport the items, and
As a top student who has completed a complete education in the military academy, you have never heard of it. Even if you think about it with your buttocks, you should know that such items are military secrets... How dare you ask Lan Yan?"
"He seemed very talkative at the time..."
"The price of a gift from a superior has long been marked in secret. Now when you go outside, no one will hear your Qian Yuliu's noble and honorable manner. They will only hear Lan Yan's good reputation of protecting his subordinates and domineeringly facing the Ding family."
Yin Yinyin pulled his clothes back and said: "The medical lawsuit was handled very well, and it was even a bit over-treated. Originally, you had to go home to rest for three days because of your injury, but now you only need to go home and sleep for a while and then recuperate the next day.
You can continue to work."
"Isn't this good?" Le Yu said, "Maybe it's the welfare of statistics department officers?"
"If you rest for three days less now, you will lose thirty days of life in the future." Yin Yinyin said calmly: "Of course, if you engage in such high-intensity battles and get injured every day, then you will probably be able to go ahead of me.
Maybe he can still live a long life."
Huiyao's medical technology is almost omnipotent. As long as you have money and can afford a medical officer, the living dead, flesh and bones, and severed limbs are all out of the question. Traceless scar removal, minor cosmetic surgery, and gender transformation are all possible, as long as you breathe.
With just one breath, he will definitely be able to be rescued.
Such a versatile technology is naturally not without cost. The essence of light energy therapy can be summarized in two words: regeneration. It is equivalent to replacing the broken parts with new and good parts when assembling a model. The same is true for light energy therapy.
All the damaged tissues, cells and organs of the human body are removed, and then the injured person's stem cells are allowed to proliferate and regenerate continuously. It takes days or even dozens of cell divisions to complete normal self-healing in a short period of time. The result is of course that the patient will lie down and go in.
Jump out.
The cost of the rapid division and regeneration of cells is obviously the lifespan of the injured person. What Yin Yinyin said about thirty days in the future being replaced by three days now is no exaggeration, and Huiyao people do not understand this truth.
However, the future is in the future after all, and feeling good now is really good. It’s like everyone knows that staying up late is harmful to the body, but still can’t help but check the mobile phone? Not to mention ‘holding back from lying in the hospital’
It's much harder than 'resisting from using my phone'.
If Le Yu is really like he has been in the hospital every three days and rescued every five days, maybe he can really compete with Yin Yin to see who will die first. There are many generals in the history of Huiyao who bravely conquered the three armies in their twenties.
Every battle begins, but often around the age of thirty, "night soldiers", "violent soldiers", and "diarrhea toilet soldiers" begin.
However, 'violent death' can be regarded as a good result. More people on the battlefield will not be able to survive the moment when the medical soldiers arrive. Therefore, Le Yu did not take Yin Yinyin's warning to heart. After all, he did not think Qian Yuliu
This vest can be used until the day you die.
"So, do you know what the ultimate divine weapon and the relic of the saint are?" Le Yu asked.
Yin Yinyin took out a notebook from his arms, flipped through a few pages and asked: "In fact, it is easy to understand literally, divine weapons, weapons used by gods, or... weapons created by humans to get closer to gods."
"The ultimate divine weapon transcends fantasy and conquers desperate situations. This sentence respectively specifies the three levels of divine weapons, the limit of mortal skills, the ultimate divine weapon; the creation that transcends fantasy, the phantom divine weapon; and the artifact that conquers desperate situations, the ultimate divine weapon.
Soldier."
"But every magic weapon is a weapon that allows the user to reverse the situation and form an army with one person. The relics of the saints are one of the ultimate magic weapons."
"Wait a minute..." Le Yu rubbed her temples and said, "I always thought that although this world has spiritual power and can control light energy, it is still a very scientific world... How could there be such a painting style as the Divine Weapon?
Too much the same thing?”
Yin Yinyin expressed his understanding of Le Yu's nonsense: "You are in disbelief, which is a normal reaction. When I first learned about the intelligence of the divine weapons, I also had doubts about my common sense like you..."
"You are right to be suspicious, your common sense is not at all..."
"But in fact!" Yin Yinyin interrupted Le Yu's complaint: "Although the divine weapons are information that is difficult for ordinary people to obtain, Huiyao Imperial Court has never concealed the most powerful divine weapons they have.
, and they wrote it down in the history books in a grand manner, and it was passed down in the royal family from generation to generation. It’s just that they wrote down the true power of the Jueshen Weapon, but you ordinary people won’t believe it.”
"real or fake?"
"Haven't you ever heard of the glorious inheritance symbol of the royal family?"
Le Yu was stunned: "Are you talking about...Holy Sword Hui Yao?"
Yin Yinyin recited expressionlessly: "'On this day, Emperor Shenzong invited the Holy Sword Huiyao to leave Yanjing and fight against the rebel Korean army alone. The color of the sky and the earth changed, and the day was dark, and they won a great victory.'"
"'Yi, the army of fire thieves besieged Yanjing for one hundred and fifty days. All ammunition and food in the capital were exhausted. That was the night when the third prince died at night. Emperor Renzong came to the throne. Please bring out the holy sword. It shines for thousands of miles. The night is as bright as day. The thieves
The army surrenders.'"
"There are actually quite a lot of records like this." Yin Yinyin shrugged and said: "About every three hundred years or so, Huiyao will be in chaos. When the rebels sweep the world and surround Yanjing, the emperor will invite the Holy Sword.
Huiyao is harvesting..."
Le Yu said: "I thought this was some kind of metaphor. For example, the royal family has a group of super special forces named 'Huiyao' or something like that..."
"I used to have the same idea as you, but everything written in the history books is true." Yin Yinyin asked: "You should be able to guess what the Holy Sword Huiyao has, right?"
"Will it shine? Very bright?"
"It's a bit close. To be precise, Holy Sword Glory can emit holy light covering a hundred miles in radius. Holy light ignores spatial distance and can only be manipulated by the holder. All external light within the coverage area will be assimilated into holy light. During activation
There is no need to consume mental energy to control the Holy Light."
Le Yu blinked.
The casting distance is expanded to 50 kilometers, all spells become AOE, the spell cost is 0, and all enemies within the range are banned from magic?
"What a slap in the face!"
"Yes, so as long as you see the line 'please bring out the Holy Sword Huiyao' in the history books, what follows is basically Emperor Huiyao regaining the lost ground like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves."
Le Yu immediately thought of the key: "Does the Huiyao royal family still have the holy sword Huiyao?"
"Of course."
"Then what kind of rebellion are we rebelling against?" Le Yu was stunned: "Isn't it a good idea to surrender a long time ago and hug Yan Jing's thigh?"
"Although they have it, they can't use it." Yin Yinyin said: "Over the years, countless people have studied the Holy Sword Hui Yao thoroughly. The Holy Sword Hui Yao was even occupied by Xiaochen at one time. The Holy Sword Hui Yao's
The restrictions are no secret."
"Holy Sword Glory has three restrictions: ① It can only be controlled by people who have royal blood and are emperors; ② Each use will consume a certain amount of life; ③ When the previous generation of emperors has not designated it, and the emperor has no descendants
, Holy Sword Glory will automatically enter the confinement state."
"The Holy Sword Hui Yao cannot move while in confinement, and is fixed in one location. The confinement time is as long as 20 years. Only when the ruler with the highest popularity and royal blood touches it, the Holy Sword Hui Yao will be released from the closed state.
"
Yin Yin paused for a moment: "The last Emperor Huiyao died violently without any heirs and had no descendants. In other words, we don't have to worry about the threat of the Holy Sword Huiyao for at least twenty years."
"Why?" Le Yu was very confused: "I can understand the first two, but the third restriction should be artificially added, right? Why leave such a big hole?"
"Use common sense and think about it. When the emperor died, there was no edict and no descendants. What is the probability?" Before Le Yu could answer, Yin Yinyin said: "The palace conspired and the powerful ministers usurped the throne."
"No matter what the situation is, it shows that the emperor is no longer able to control the court. A further inference is that the court has become corrupt, the people are in dire straits, and the nobles have their own evil intentions." Yin Yinyin raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "In fact, this is indeed the case.
"
"Instead of watching the new imperial court eking out an ignoble existence among the dead trees, Emperor Gaozu, who forged the glorious holy sword, chose another path, 'the emperor's soldiers and horses are strong,' and encouraged other members of the royal family to overthrow the imperial court, eliminate stubborn diseases, and continue to shine."
"Sometimes, Gaozu's plan succeeded, such as the Lie Zong who swept the world from the Southwest River; and sometimes, the imperial court succeeded, and the monarchs and ministers defended Yanjing for twenty years and invited the Holy Sword to cut off the rebellion."
After listening to Yin Yinyin's introduction, Le Yu couldn't help but feel excited, imagining that he was holding a glorious holy sword and commanding the world that no one dares to disobey - there are actually props in this world that can be used to clear the level!
But Le Yu still has questions: "Where did these magic weapons come from? Were they stolen from tombs in ancient ruins?"
"...Your idea is very unique." Yin Yinyin shook his head: "Legend has it that in ancient times there was a meteorite that fell from the sun to the earth. Emperor Gaozu gathered craftsmen from all over the world to melt the meteorite and create four divine weapons.
"
"Emperor Taizong yearned for the style of his ancestors, so he coincided with the innovation of smelting technology, so he used the leftover materials of the Jueshen Weapon as the main body to collect meteorite shards ore from all over the world to create eight Fantasy Weapons."
"After Emperor Liezong, who continued his brilliance, established the world, he felt that the imperial divine weapons were scattered everywhere, so he used the leftover materials of the phantom divine weapons as the main body to collect the highest-grade pyroxene ore in the world and create twelve supreme divine weapons.
"
Le Yu's head was full of questions: The Jueshen Weapon was made from leftover materials from the Sun; the Illusion God Weapon was made from leftover materials from the Jueshen Weapon; the Extreme God Weapon was made from the leftover materials from the Illusion God Weapon... Got it!
"There will be no divine weapons in future generations, also because the materials are exhausted." Yin Yinyin said: "So do you understand? Although the saint's relics do not have the power of the holy sword Huiyao, they are at least enough to change small-scale battles.
Tactical-grade weapons.”
"But they have all been sent to the city." Le Yu spread his hands and said, "You can't grab them even if you want to."
"No." Yin Yinyin shook his head: "In this country where even firearms have to be authenticated, do you think that you can use the magic weapons as soon as you get them? You also saw the ice coffin outside the saint's relics.
Bar."
"Although the original intention of the imperial court is to give the magic weapons to the soldiers so that the soldiers can expand the territory for the imperial court, how could they not leave any backup? After all the magic weapons change hands, there must be a mechanism to re-acknowledge the owner, otherwise others will take it.
It’s useless, and this mechanism used to be known only to the royal family...but now it’s almost equivalent to common sense.”
"Although this mechanism is meaningless, there are so many magical weapons that have been embezzled, lost, lost in battles, and changed hands over the years. No one has ever returned the magical weapons to the royal family - you see, the Ding family has secretly hidden the ultimate magical weapons.
But for us, as long as we seize the opportunity well, it is not difficult to bring the ultimate weapon into our hands."
"The owner-recognition mechanism of the saint's relics is to absorb the spiritual power dissipated when a large number of creatures die when the ice coffin is in the state, and then it will automatically melt." Yin Yinyin looked at the map: "Xingke County meets this condition.
There are not many places, the most likely place is——"
Happy saying: "Statistics Department is in jail!"
Yin Yinyin: "Slaughterhouse."
Le Yu and Yin Yin Yin looked at each other, and Yin Yin Yin shook his head slightly: "Although you are very proud of your work unit, your understanding of the word 'creature' is obviously somewhat biased."
I'm speechless - I didn't expect that all living beings are equal in the Ji Shen Wen, killing and killing pigs are the same.
"The focus of your next mission is to investigate the location and security of the saint's relics. You are no longer needed elsewhere."
Yin Yinyin said this as if Le Yu was a rag that could be thrown away after use.
"Didn't we bring the gun weapons into the city? When will we launch a rebellion?" Le Yu asked excitedly.
"It's an uprising, or a revolution." Yin Yinyin corrected Le Yu's wording and said: "Liu Xing, please pay attention to your identity. As a spy in the enemy's camp, snooping on such confidential content will cause great concern to me.
doubts."
"But I didn't betray you!"
"There is no betrayal, just because the price of betrayal is not high enough. The price is enough, even I will betray." Yin Yinyin said calmly: "The common sense in our industry is not to test human nature - as long as you don't know the plan, then you will
No chance to betray."
"Tsk." Le Yu said: "But don't I know your stronghold? Even if I don't know the plan, as long as I leak your place, won't you still fall into the hands of the Statistics Department?"
"Don't forget, this is my territory, and my hidden sword fighting method is best suited for lightless melee combat." Yin Yinyin pointed to the basement door without looking back: "As long as I escape from there,
Even if the Statistics Department turns 18th Street over and over again, it will definitely not be able to find——"
Boom!
Boom!
There was a sudden knock on the door that Yin Yinyin was pointing at.
PS: The fever subsided and I started to have diarrhea.
You may not know what it means to have diarrhea seven times in one afternoon. We generally call such people: diarrhea hands!
I feel dizzy. I have tried my best to write 4,000 words. I will make up for it tomorrow if I am in good condition...
