Zuo Le was typing in front of the computer when Tian Yan came in wearing pajamas and brought a glass of milk, put the milk on the table and advised him warmly.
"Let's take a break. You've been writing the script all afternoon. Doesn't your company have a screenwriting department? Why do you, the boss, need to write it yourself?"
"This drama is different. There are a lot of A elements in it, and the style of Lao Shang and others is not the same, so I have to come up with many details of the script myself." Zuo Le explained to his girlfriend after drinking half a glass of milk.
"Pinch... him? What is this?" Tian Yan was very unfamiliar with this word.
"Well, how should I put it? This is what Japanese animation says. The official explanation is that non-film characters/items/lines/events/current news, etc. appear in the drama to enrich the plot.
In fact, to put it bluntly, it’s just a joke, I’ll show you the script and you’ll know.”
Zuo Le clicked the mouse twice and pointed at a script excerpt on the screen.
Shopkeeper Qian: Well...it’s a ghost! What is this?
Close-up of a hamburger on a plate.
Li Dazui: Mooncakes, I use whole wheat flour pancakes, stuffed with meat patties, lettuce, olive oil, and more than 80 mysterious spices...
Shopkeeper Qian (with a look of disgust): Wait a minute, didn’t I tell you that you still have to hold the pipa and half-cover your face?
Li Dazui: Yes, I asked specifically about it. It was a poem by Bai Juyi, which describes being shy and shameful, half hidden and half exposed. Look at this meat pie, shy and shameful hidden in the flour cake, half hidden and half exposed...
…still half-hiding her face while holding her pipa.
Shopkeeper Qian (increasingly disgusted): It’s still half-covered...the nugget-headed horse noodles are pretty much the same.
Li Dazui: You're right, this is just beef patty. If you don't believe me, try it...
Shopkeeper Qian: Take it, take it, it’s too high in calories even if you feed it to pigs.
Li Dazui (angry): Shopkeeper Qian, you can insult me, but you must not insult my works.
Shopkeeper Qian: Brother, autumn is coming soon, you just have to do a good job and show some real skills.
Li Dazui: This is my true ability. I mean it seriously. This McDraw is my proudest work in my life.
Shopkeeper Qian: What's the matter?
Li Dazui: Mai De Lao, Mai refers to whole wheat flour bread, De Lao refers to labor. To sum up, if you want to eat good cakes, you must work first. To be honest, our name is enough.
Not enough main theme?
Shopkeeper Qian: What melody?
Li Dazui: Baba, baba... I just like it
Shopkeeper Qian: Come on, I still have Kaifeng dishes, life is good...
"How is it?" Zuo Le looked at Tian Yan expectantly.
"It looks pretty good, I quite like it."
The young lady was very considerate, and then returned to the main topic: "What are we going to eat tonight?"
"As long as it's not made by you, you can eat whatever you want."
Zuo Le muttered in his heart, but said considerately: "You are tired from work, let's order takeout. Don't you like that mushroom soup? Just order from that place."
"All right."
Tian Yan was obedient and took out his mobile phone to order food. Zuo Le next to him secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
I don’t know who bewitched her, but recently, Tian Yan suddenly started to like cooking for herself.
Originally this was a good thing, but the key point... my little sister has never been in the kitchen since she was a child.
After just learning and practicing, I tried my best to challenge the big dishes. The finished product was hard to swallow, but it was only edible when it was cooked, so there is no need to have any illusions about the taste.
Zuo Le tried to dispel Tian Yan's idea several times, but failed. He became anxious as soon as he spoke, saying that he was cooking for his health and that eating takeout was not healthy.
However, most of Zuo Le's current takeaways are specially customized from high-end restaurants, prepared by senior nutritionists, and the meat and vegetables are all organic and green. To some extent, they are even safer than what is eaten at home.
Tian Yan’s so-called “unhealthy takeaway” is simply not true.
But there is no way, the young lady insists on doing this, and Zuo Le can't defeat her, unless he wants to sleep on the sofa...
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After ordering the meal, Tian Yan didn't let Zuo Le continue writing the script, and pestered him to watch TV with her. Today's "Seven Swords" was about to start, and she would be the highlight.
The young couple came to the living room, turned on the large-screen TV, leaned on the sofa, and waited for "Seven Swords" to be broadcast in a few minutes.
At this time, the TV was playing a review of yesterday's prospects. Looking at the heroic Shui Miaomiao on the screen, wielding a sword to face the enemy, the young lady suddenly looked at Zuo Le, her tone erratic.
"Honey, let me ask you a question."
"I loved you, Baoda, my mother can swim!"
Zuo Le didn't think for half a second before giving the correct answer. Tian Yan couldn't help but roll her eyes at him and said again.
"Seriously, Miaomiao is so beautiful, but you haven't thought about it at all?"
Zuo Le straightened up and pointed to the sky with his right hand, with a serious look on his face: "I swear, I didn't even look at her. In my heart, except for you and my sister and my mother, all other women are red and pink skeletons. I'm scared to see them." , it’s too late to hide, how can you be careful?”
"Yeah?"
Tian Yan sneered: "Then what happened to those short movies you took me to watch last time?
And those folders hidden in your computer, are these red and pink skulls?"
"Cough cough cough......"
Zuo Le laughed dryly: "Learning is mainly for learning. Only when you learn well can you better serve you, Teacher Tian."
"Bah, obscene."
Tian Yan's face turned red, and she spurned Zuo Le. She couldn't help but turn her head, and Zuo Le chuckled.
At the same time, the topic about Shui Miaomiao naturally slipped away...
At 8 o'clock in the evening, the familiar opening theme of "Seven Swords" flashed, and a graceful maid appeared carrying a food box. It was Zi'er, the head maid of the Jade Toad Palace, played by Tian Yan.
That is the purple rabbit in the original animation "Rainbow Cat, Blue Rabbit and Seven Heroes".
Tian Yan, who is addicted to people, has never given up her dream of acting, but Zuo Le, who knows how much she weighs, is afraid that she will accept bad movies and be ridiculed by netizens, so he has been suppressing Tian Yan and not letting her In external play.
At the same time, in order to prevent the little sister from being rebellious, Zuo Le occasionally arranges small roles for Tian Yan in his own dramas to make her happy.
Among the several TV series Zuo Le has directed so far, except for "Story of the Cooking Class" which was filmed in Beijing at that time, Tian Yan did not participate in guest appearances, and she has appeared in several other dramas.
In the second part of "Traffic Station", Tian Yan is an underground party member who disguises herself as a man.
In "Family with Children", Tian Yan plays Xia Donghai's cousin, who is also the cousin of several children. The setting of the play is that she is a senior student at Communication University who is interning at a TV station and wants to be a host in the future, but she has to move. , so I’ll stay at Xia’s house temporarily for a few days.
The young lady also showed off her basic skills in the drama, saying a lot of tongue twisters and conquering the three children.
For this filming of "Seven Swords", Zuo Le originally planned to let Tian Yan play the role of the pregnant wife of Panda, the master of the whirlwind sword.
This role is not very difficult, as long as she looks like a good wife in ancient times, it is suitable for Teacher Tian, whose level is worrying.
As a result, because the scenes of "Mrs. Pan" were mainly filmed in Mount Emei, Sichuan Province, Tianyantai was busy with work and could not find time to go there. Zuo Le had no choice but to find someone else and asked an old acquaintance from Japan, Nagano Nako (Sayuri) to help.
busy.
At this point, Tian Yan was no longer involved in "Seven Swords", but the young lady just relied on the director's unspoken rules to get another chance for herself.
The dark entertainment industry......
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The fifth and sixth episodes of "Seven Swords" were broadcast today, and the TV screen was showing the battle scene between Da Ben and Zhu Wujie.
Because Lan Xin wanted to help Hong Miao heal and had no time to take care of Zhu Wujie, she begged Daben for help. Daben was a warm-hearted man who couldn't stand Zhu Wujie bullying others, so he readily agreed.
Hou You also took action secretly. He provoked Niu Xuanfeng and Zhu Wujie to find trouble, and he personally went into battle to compete with Zhu Wujie in Qinggong. Finally, he helped Lan Xin delay for seven days.
However, Hong Miao's injury has not improved yet. It turns out that Zhu Wujie's dart was poisonous. Without his exclusive antidote, it would be impossible to detoxify. In desperation, Lan Xin decided to marry Zhu Wujie and planned to defraud him.
antidote.
The Jade Toad Palace was decorated with lanterns and colorful gongs and drums, and Zhu Wujie, dressed in joy, worshiped the heaven and earth with his heart.
At the end of the fifth episode, taking advantage of the commercial break, Zuo Le clicked on his scarf to check netizens' comments, hoping to see what everyone thought of the new episode of "Seven Swords".
But it was found that the scarf had exploded, and many people were emotionally disturbed by the plot of Lan Xin marrying Zhu Wujie.
Zuo Le thought for a moment and focused on searching Hong Tao's scarf. Sure enough, the comment area had been compromised.
【awsl】
[Fuck, I want to kill Zhu Wujie]
[The hatred of seizing your wife is irreconcilable]
【Palace Master, ah ah ah, my heart is broken】
[Everyone, please draw your sword]
[I don’t agree with this marriage]
[I used to like Squad Leader Hong, but now I’m no longer a fan (angry, angry, angry)]
[Holy shit, I saw him touching my wife’s hand, don’t hold me back, I’m going to chop him to death (screenshot)]
[Bah, bah, bah, the palace master is mine, Zhu Wujie, you die for me]
【…………】
These are more sensible, mainly attacking the characters, and there are also some idiots who don't know right from wrong, which directly rise to the actors themselves. Zuo Le took two pictures and sent them to the "Seven Swords" actor group, @Hong Tao.
[Brother Hong’s hard work]
Not long after Zuo Le's message was sent out, Hong Tao responded quickly.
[It’s okay, I’ve been prepared, this is just the beginning. When Niu Xianfeng and Sixth Sister-in-law die in the later stage, it will probably be the real storm]
【(touch head)】
Zuo Le sent Hong Tao an exclusive red envelope to express his comfort, and then @Yanni.
[The broadcast will be broadcast at Xiaoxiang Inn tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow will be the scene where you abuse Song Shasha. Be mentally prepared in advance. I will probably scold you a lot. If it is not possible, I will turn off the scarf comment in advance]
Yan Ni must have been busy, so it took a while before she responded to the message.
[Don’t worry, Director Zuo, I have already discussed it with Jiajia. We will send a group photo together then, which should be able to offset the anger of the audience]
[This is a good idea. The company also has costumes. You can wear them to film a video of Song Shasha "beating" Ma Sanniang and make jokes, and then the company can follow suit to promote it.]
[Okay, Director Zuo] Yan Ni
【Received】Zhang Jiajia
………
At this time, the takeout had been delivered, but Tian Yan was anxious to watch TV, so the two of them put the food in the restaurant and planned to eat it after watching the sixth episode.
On the wedding night, Lan Xin tricked Zhu Wujie into taking a shower on the pretext that Zhu Wujie was covered in stinky sweat, and she secretly searched Zhu Wujie's room. Unexpectedly, Zhu Wujie had been on guard and hid the antidote in the hidden buckle of his belt.
Thinking that the beauty was about to be obtained, Zhu Wujie took a shower proudly. Little did he know that Hou You had been watching him secretly for a long time. After discovering the location of the antidote, he made a small plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain and give Zhu Wujie the antidote hidden in his belt.
The bag was secretly dropped.
After taking a bath, Zhu Wujie went back happily. Lan Xin, who had not found the antidote, seduced her with her beauty and took the initiative to hand over the "antidote". Lan Xin was overjoyed and asked Zi'er to send the antidote to Hong Miao.
Then he immediately fell out with Zhu Wujie.
Zhu Wujie was not surprised, and proudly told Lan Xin that he had seen her plan a long time ago, and he just used it. The "antidote" just given to Lan Xin was actually a poison with no antidote, and Hong Miao was dead.
Lan Xin was shocked and was about to stop Hong Miao from taking the medicine, but was held back by Zhu Wujie. Fortunately, Hou You found the secret room where Hong Miao was in time, destroyed the "antidote" and offered the real antidote.
Hong Miao successfully detoxified and suppressed his injuries. He came out and combined the two swords with Lan Xin to defeat Zhu Wujie. He also learned the location of the successor of the third sword, Ziyun Sword, from the vision of heaven and earth caused by the combination of the two swords.
With the two swords combined, Zhu Wujie fled in panic, and Hong Miao also fainted due to the recurrence of his injuries due to the forced exercise.
The news that Hong Miao was seriously injured was discovered by the demon sect minions who were fleeing at the time, and was reported to Zhu Wujie. Zhu Wujie was overjoyed after hearing this, and immediately gathered the army of the demon sect, together with Hou You and Niu Xuanfeng, to storm the Jade Toad Palace.
The Demon Cult was powerful and Yu Chan Palace was defeated, so they planned to have Lan Xin and her people stay behind to hold off the Demon Cult army, while Da Ben drove his iron horses and armored chariots to escort Hong Miao to break out.
This iron horse and armored car has a body made entirely of fine steel, which is invulnerable to swords. The four horses in front pull the horses, which are good horses that have traveled thousands of miles, and are covered with iron armor.
Da Ben drove out from the main entrance of Jade Toad Palace. The remaining palace guards of Yu Toad Palace fired countless thunderbolts and flaming boulders at the demon sect, razing the Jade Toad Palace to the ground. The demon sect also suffered heavy losses and was in a mess. The armored chariot took advantage of the situation and returned to the demon sect.
surrounded.
Niu Xuanfeng thought that Hong Miao was in the car and led his men to pursue him. However, Zhu Wujie had doubts and feared that there was fraud. Hou You assisted in time, making Zhu Wujie believe that Hong Miao was in the armored car and led his team to pursue and intercept him.
.
Da Ben tried his best to fight against the escort car, but was outnumbered. In the end, both the people and the car were surrounded by the demon cult. Zhu Wujie proudly opened the car door, only to find that the person hiding in the car was not Hong Miao, but Zi'er played by Tian Yan.
.
Zhu Wujie was furious and put the steel knife in his hand on Zi'er's neck: "Tell me, where is Hong Miao."
Zi'er looked at Zhu Wujie with contempt, sighed, and then detonated the thunder bomb hidden on her body.
There was a loud bang, and the armored car turned into scrap metal. Amidst the smoke, Lan Xin's heartbroken cry sounded from the direction of Jade Toad Palace.
"Purple"
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"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Tian Yan burst into tears watching the scene of Zi'er exposing herself on TV, which made Zuo Le a little bit dumbfounded.
If you can make yourself cry while watching a play you are acting in, is this another level of involvement in the play?
After Zi'er blew herself up, she ran away. The sixth episode also ended. Zuo Le comforted Tian Yan, came to the dining table to eat, opened the takeaway lunch box, and was dumbfounded.
