Chapter 185: The New Favorite of Entertainment Network Articles
July 15, 2020, which is tomorrow
When Han Jun came home from get off work, he saw his younger brother Han Bing slumped on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and he became very angry.
"You know you sit at home every day, so you can't go out to exercise. If you can't do it, you can read professional books. Didn't you say you want to take the civil service exam? Take the exam with your mobile phone?"
"Brother, why are you so impatient?"
Han Bing's face was full of grievances: "At home, my mother and father dislike me. I came to you and wanted to hide away for two days to be quiet. Within two days, you started to attack me. When you were on summer vacation from college, didn't you go to the Internet cafe every day?
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"Ahem..."
Han Jun coughed unnaturally and frowned: "I've turned against you. Do you still want to stay at my house?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Han Bing quickly admitted his mistake, then went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of ice-cold happy water, added ice and poured it into the cup, then handed it to the old man's hand.
Holding the happy water in his hand, Han Jun nodded with satisfaction to Han Bing, looked at the time, sent a red envelope to Han Bing, asked his brother to order takeout, and turned to go to the bedroom.
There was still some unfinished work before, so he had to work overtime. After working overtime, he happened to watch "The Story of College Students" which premiered today.
After Han Jun entered the house, Han Bing ordered takeout, then opened a penguin group on his mobile phone and clicked on their dormitory group chat [Drake Discussion Group].
Silly Duck (Han Jun): I miss you so much, sons.
Sao Ya: What happened to my son?
Silly Duck (Han Jun): I was beaten up by my brother just now. My father, my father, and my brother all despise me (crying). There is no place for me in this family anymore.
Chongya: I'm the same as Han's son. A week ago, my mother started to fall out with me. From the gentle mother at the beginning, she evolved into a violent mother. She is cautious and humble every day to survive (poor)
White-skinned Duck: Same humble, starting to miss school
Hard-working duck: People who go out to work sit back and watch the storm (satisfied)
Fat Duck: My mother is very kind to me, but she likes to push me to lose weight, but I really want to eat the spicy fried skewers and beef soup puff pastry from school.
Chongya: I got greedy when the fat man told me, so I went back and had a big meal
White-skinned Duck: It’s so boring. Sons, do you have anything interesting to share to relieve your boredom? Anime, TV series, or movies are all fine.
[System]: Group friend Saoya shared files - European and American 6t·link, Asia 14t·link, anime 11t·link
[System]: Silly Duck, White Duck, Fat Duck, Rushing Duck, Hard-working Duck downloaded the file
Sao Ya:...Brothers, please take care of your health.
Fat Duck: Thank you Brother Sao for your selflessness
Fat Duck: White-skinned Duck, I just found an entertainment online article. The protagonist went to a parallel time and space and imitated Zuo Le in making sitcoms. He copied all of Zuo Le's works. The writing is quite good and very exciting.
Hardworking Duck: This is the legendary...matryoshka doll???
Silly Duck (Han Jun): Speaking of Zuo Le, his company seems to be making a sitcom, which seems to be about college students. It premieres today. My brother is a big fan of Zuo Le and has been waiting for it all morning.
Fat Duck: I’m also a fan of Zuo Le. I want to watch a sitcom about college students. Can it be broadcast on Dongshan Channel?
Silly Duck (Han Jun): (picking nose) Have you ever seen Zuo Le’s drama broadcast on other stations?
White Duck: Premiere? I don’t want to get into the trap of chasing dramas. It’s too torturous. I’ll read that online article first. Fat people, you can watch the drama. If it’s good, I’ll tell you.
Fat Duck: No problem, is one book enough? I also have a China Entertainment Rebirth story, which also has a role in Zuo Le. He is accepted as the younger brother by the protagonist. The protagonist is the first to film Zuo Le's drama and seize Zuo Le's luck.
Silly Duck (Han Jun): Damn, you can still play like this. The author has a grudge against Zuo Le, right?
Fat Duck: I don’t know, but recently there are quite a lot of entertainment online articles where the protagonists copy Zuo Le’s works. Who asked him to make the drama so popular?
White-skinned Duck:... Niubi!
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Han Bing was chatting happily in the group when the doorbell rang and the takeaway arrived. At this time, Han Jun also just finished his work.
The two brothers had a great meal, and it was almost 8 o'clock.
Han Bing, who was living under someone else's roof, packed up the lunch box with great discernment, ran to the kitchen, cut up the watermelon in the refrigerator, and sent it to Han Bing as a favor.
Han Jun was very pleased that his younger brother was "sensible and polite", and he couldn't help but remember the time when Han Bing was disobedient when he was a child, so he would just give him a beating.
Now that Han Bing has grown up, he cannot be beaten. If he wants to maintain his status as an elder brother, he has to find ways to "blackmail" or impose economic sanctions. In two years, when Han Bing comes out to work and has income, it is estimated that
I still have to think of other ways.
Being a brother is really not easy...
Turn on the TV, and Dongshan Satellite TV is playing advertisements. They are all relatively well-known brands, and their products are also relatively healthy.
The images of infertility and male diseases that Han Jun remembered had not appeared in Dongshantai for many years.
Not long after the commercial started, it was already 8 o'clock. The TV screen turned and four... barely considered youthful smiling faces appeared.
Accompanied by a slightly cheerful opening song, "The Story of College Students" started broadcasting.
The TV show just started without going into the plot. It started with a shot, a panoramic aerial shot of Quancheng University, which was mixed with some scenes of classrooms, cafeterias, libraries and other college student activities.
This shot doesn't show off much skill, but it captures the youthful and free atmosphere of a college campus, which makes it very immersive.
It made the Han brothers who had experienced college life feel very friendly.
After this group of shots, the plot officially entered. First, there was a door number for dormitory 222, and then there was a panoramic view of the dormitory.
Lin Dachong, the room leader played by Guo Jinfei, came out of the balcony wiping his face with a towel and shouted to the three roommates who were still sleeping.
"It's time, get up and go to class."
No one answered.
Lin Dachong called again, but no one answered him. The third time, it was still the same.
Lin Dachong was angry.
He took the book, rolled it up into a roll, and opened his mouth wide to look like a microphone. An extremely harsh singing voice came out accompanied by exaggerated sound wave effects.
"Descendants of the mountains...Yo!!!!!"
boom
The three people who were still sleeping suddenly woke up and stood up to beg for mercy. Then a few people made jokes and introduced the plot and the names of the characters.
It was the beginning of the sophomore year, and the school had just issued new regulations. Teachers must attend every class, and instructors would make weekly statistics. Those who skipped too many classes would have their points deducted, demerits recorded, and even in danger of being expelled.
Today is the first class of the new English teacher, but Lin Dachong has an appointment with the school girl he just hooked up with, so he can't get away, so he entrusts three people in the dormitory to help answer the questions.
Lin Dachong left, and Lu Pangpang suddenly remembered that he and Liu Xiaodao had an important copy to download today, which was related to the survival of the guild, so the two decided to skip class.
Only Li Fanda, who spoke a sultry Tangshan dialect, embarked on a journey to class with the hopes of his three brothers on his back.
Arriving at the classroom, Li Fanda found that there were only a dozen or so people. When he was confused, the English teacher came and started to call the roll.
Then there was a very exciting roll call competition.
At first, the roll call was answered normally, until Li Fanda, who was nervous, saw the little thin man next to him, and after answering two people by himself, he stared blankly at the master's performance.
"Shen Teng."
"arrive."
"Lei Jiayin."
"coming."
"Guo Jinfei."
"this."
"Xue Jun."
"Um."
This is a deliberate joke by the crew and the actors' real names are used. Of course, the audience doesn't know it yet, and there will probably be new surprises in the second episode.
And here, Li Fanda watched the master's performance, and was not far behind. He answered the questions for the four people in his dormitory in a high voice, a dialect, a vague tone, and a low tone respectively, attracting the attention of the little thin man next to him.
Holding hands, admiring each other.
"Brother, please replace a few people."
"Four, and you."
"twelve."
"Oh my god, you are a master."
"Assignment, acceptance, acceptance."
The two of them were blowing rainbow farts to each other. The English teacher looked at the sparse and empty classroom and said sarcastically.
"Very good, there are 35 people in our class, and they are all here for roll call, and the classroom can no longer be crowded."
After that, he took out his mobile phone and took a few photos of the students in the classroom: "I will check with your instructor one by one based on the photos. If you don't show up, you will have to wait to fail the English course this semester."
After that, the English teacher left angrily, and Li Fanda quickly contacted his dormitory brothers to try to remedy the situation.
This plot is different from the original version of "Spicy Next Door". The original version was too funny. Even if Quancheng University didn't agree with it, the TV station couldn't broadcast it, so it had to be changed.
The follow-up plot of this episode is about a few people in dormitory 222, doing various public relations to please the English teacher. During this period, some interesting plot jokes happened, and they were finally forgiven and they promised not to skip English classes again.
Compared with other sitcoms of Shanhe, the main audience of "Story of College Students" is young people, so the screenwriter is bolder and funnier in setting the plot, crazily stacking up laughs,
After the episode was broadcast, the two Han brothers laughed until their cheeks hurt, and Han Bing was also crazy about Amway in the dormitory group.
