Chapter 301 The Most Handsome Erlang God in History (2 in 1)
October 10, 2021, a community in Zhao City
Half a year ago, Wang Xiaolong, who was the leader of the window team in the fifth platoon of Class 4, Grade 2, No. 82 Middle School, Zhaoshi City, has now been promoted to one of the top four kings in the bottom platoon of Class 4, Grade 3, Junior High School.
However, no matter whether it is the Four Heavenly Kings or the Five Great Vajras, it should be dealt with by the class teacher or the class teacher.
Wang Xiaolong had so much fun during the National Day holiday that he didn't even touch his homework for the first six days of the seven-day holiday.
Too much debt is owed.
Even if he struggled for half the night with a pen and a lamp on his last day, it still didn't help.
Originally, if Wang Xiaofeng, the squad leader's younger sister, had been involved in this matter, she could have helped to cover it up. Unfortunately, Xiaolong Tianwang was too aggressive during the holiday and offended squad leader Wang.
Instead of helping, Wang Xiaofeng killed her relatives and actively reported the case.
Tsk tsk.
It is the third year of junior high school, the high school entrance examination is about to take place, the National Day holiday has passed, and the running-in period for the beginning of school has passed. The class teacher is planning to work hard to control the learning atmosphere in the class.
At this time, Xiaolong Tianwang committed a crime and was immediately turned into a chicken to scare the monkeys.
Make up homework, meet with parents, set an example, sit alone in the first row, teachers of various subjects focus on taking care of...
Wang Xiaolong had a great time this week after his vacation.
Today, the teachers of English and Mathematics, plus the head teacher who is a Chinese teacher, and the three main subject teachers took special care of him and gave him twice as much homework.
For this reason, Wang’s mother, who learned about it through Fetion Group, made a special call to the class teacher to express her gratitude.
In the bedroom, Wang Xiaolong is writing furiously, while his sister Wang Xiaofeng, who is also the tutor and supervisor sent by Wang's mother, is leaning on the chair in the bedroom, holding a tablet comfortably and reading comics.
As the monitor of the class and an honors student who has always been in the top ten of her grade, as long as her grades do not fluctuate, her parents and teachers will turn a blind eye to some of her relaxation and entertainment.
In the past, Wang Xiaolong was jealous of his sister's treatment, but now he is even more jealous. From the beginning of school on the 8th to now, he has not touched any electronic products for three days.
Games, catching up, and chatting passionately with my "godsister", I miss them so much...
Wang Xiaolong felt sour when he suddenly heard the bedroom door ringing from outside.
He was still distracted at first, but almost instinctively, he immediately cast his eyes on the book, his eyes were concentrated, the pen in his hand seemed to be writing, and he was still mumbling words.
"The scenery of the North, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow, looking at the inside and outside of the Great Wall..."
Wang Xiaofeng was also awakened by the sound of opening the door at this time. She glanced at the pretentious old man with contempt, skillfully switched the comic page on her tablet to the English glossary, and then looked at the person coming.
"Mom, what's wrong?"
Wang Ma glanced at Wang Xiaolong, who was still "concentrating on studying" without raising his head, and nodded happily.
"Your grandma called and said she's dizzy. I'm going to take a look. I might not be back tonight. Your dad works night shift at work. You two should be good at home and go to bed early. I've put the money for tomorrow's breakfast on the coffee table. Remember to take it."
"Grandma, is it okay?"
"It's okay, it's an old problem. I'll take her to the hospital and get some water."
Wang Ma was very calm, she thought she would do this often, she gave her brother and sister a few words, opened the door and left the house.
………
After Wang Ma left, both Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaofeng could not help but cheer for this rare freedom.
Too lazy to continue watching Wang Xiaolong's pretense, Wang Xiaofeng went to the living room with a face full of joy to turn on the TV and catch up on the show.
After all, I am in the third grade of junior high school, and the high school entrance examination is approaching. I usually just use my tablet to laze around in the name of studying. If I want to watch TV and play games openly, even Wang Xiaofeng does not have this treatment.
On weekends, maybe Mother Wang can occasionally show mercy, but when there are still classes the next day, this is simply delusional.
Wang Xiaofeng seized the rare opportunity to catch up on the drama, but Wang Xiaolong was not as comfortable as she was.
I still have a lot of homework to finish...
"oops!"
Wang Xiaolong's face wrinkled up. He weighed the consequences for a long time in his mind if he didn't do his homework today, and continued writing with a grimace.
But after all, there was no one to supervise him. Wang Xiaolong was not the type to sit still. After a while, he became wild. He went out for a drink of water in three minutes, went to the toilet in five minutes, and was hungry in ten minutes.
In one hour, less than twenty minutes were spent doing homework. The rest of the time was either doing miscellaneous tasks or "inadvertently" lingering in the living room, staring at the rubber man with elongated arms on the TV.
Wang Xiaofeng was too lazy to pay attention to his brother, and was playing on his tablet while watching the drama. Suddenly, he came across the news that "Baolian Lantern" was premiering today, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
The last time "Family with Children 4" was aired, Wang Xiaofeng was obsessed with Chu Yuan, a handsome East Asian mixed-race boy who played Zuo Yangyang. Later, he paid special attention to Chu Yuan's scarf and super words. Although he is not a die-hard fan, he is still a fan.
A younger sister.
Wang Xiaofeng had heard of "Lotus Lantern" in which Chu Yuan was the first male lead, but because it wasn't broadcast, she didn't pay much attention to it.
School has just started in the past two days. I run between school and home every day. I have limited time to get my phone and tablet. I catch up on the comics and updates first, and I don’t have time to pay attention to the gossip entertainment news.
Unexpectedly, the premiere of "Lotus Lantern" has arrived.
After checking the time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening. Wang Xiaofeng quickly picked up the remote control, exited the animation, and tuned to Dongshan Satellite TV.
"Hey, why are you changing the channel? It's a critical moment."
Wang Xiaolong, who was behind the sofa, couldn't help but ask, intending to let his sister know that it was a shameful act to interrupt someone else watching anime.
Wang Xiaofeng glanced at him and asked coldly: "Have you finished your homework?"
"Ahem..."
Killed with one move, Xiaolong Tianwang immediately retreated and raised the cup in his hand with some embarrassment: "I'm thirsty, come out and get a glass of water."
Under Wang Xiaofeng's gaze, Wang Xiaolong took a glass of water and returned to the bedroom with reluctant eyes. When he closed the door, he vaguely heard the sound coming from the TV.
"Nuwa's great spirit used the fire from heaven and the spiritual things of heaven and earth, and refined the essence of the sun and moon into a treasure called the Lotus Lamp. This treasure has unpredictable power and boundless power. It cannot be used by people who are not virtuous and compassionate.
Tens of thousands of years later, the lotus lantern fell into the hands of the Jade Emperor’s niece, the Three Holy Mothers. With this treasure, the Three Holy Mothers used the treasure to drive away diseases and disasters in the world and benefit the people..."
Although the story of the lotus lantern and agarwood saving the mother is not as well-known in China as Nezha's Havoc in the Sea and Havoc in Heaven, many people are still familiar with it.
Boys like Wang Xiaolong grew up hearing such fairy tales when they were young, so they are naturally familiar with them.
Now when I hear the narration introduction, my already restless heart becomes alive again.
Wang Xiaolong quietly opened the bedroom door, stretched his head and looked towards the living room. Although he couldn't see the screen clearly, he could still hear the TV sound clearly.
………
The plot of the first episode of "Lotus Lantern" begins very quickly. It first introduces the origin of the treasure Lotus Lantern, and then explains that the Third Holy Mother broke the rules of heaven and got married and had children with scholar Liu Yanchang.
We chatted for two minutes, explained the antecedents clearly, and then entered the main text.
Rumble——
Thunder was rolling and dark clouds were gathering. Hundreds of heavenly soldiers and generals in silver-gray armor, holding weapons and magic weapons, surrounded a farmyard, and then six strange-looking people appeared.
Some have bald heads and angry eyes, some have long hair and black robes, some have fat and round bodies, some are as skinny as bones, some have long beards and red beards, and some wear hats and armor.
The weapons in his hands are all rare and strange weapons, such as serrated long swords, crescent double blades, magic wands, meteor hammers, maces, and hooks and sickles.
These six people were Kang, Zhang, Yao, Li Si Taiwei, Guo Shen, and Zhijian. They were collectively called the Six Meishan Brothers.
After the Meishan brothers appeared, there were several loud barks, and a thin-waisted black dog flashed out of the clouds. It barked twice, and in a flash of white light, it turned into a strange man with black hair and black clothes, with an ugly appearance and fierce eyes.
"King Yellow Eyebrow, why did you become a dog this time?"
His sister's exclamation came from the living room. Wang Xiaolong couldn't bear it anymore and quietly ran to the living room. He saw Yan Changying standing on the clouds, bowing and holding a big bone stick in his hand.
That is, the yellow-browed king in Wang Xiaofeng’s mouth.
Five or six years have passed since his debut in 2016, and the second uncle is now considered an old actor, having played more than a dozen roles, large and small.
The most famous among them is Captain Jia in "Underground Traffic Station", and then Huang Mei in "Magic Phone".
Although Wang Xiaofeng himself also likes to watch sitcoms, he prefers "blockbusters" like mythical martial arts.
Therefore, in her mind, the first impression of her second uncle was King Huang Mei, the second impression was of the Spirit Tribe High Priest in "Seven Swords 2", and her second uncle's most classic character, Captain Jia, was ranked behind the two.
This is not important, it is mainly personal preference. Wang Xiaolong did not pay attention to it, but followed the analysis.
"The dog spirit should be the Roaring Sky Dog. It's time for Erlang Shen to come out."
As soon as he finished speaking, the roaring dog played by the second uncle moved his nose and shouted with respect and admiration: "Master."
Then, a figure slowly descended from the sky.
I saw this man with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, handsome and majestic, elegant and quiet, rich and graceful. On his forehead, there are two lightning ripples, one long and one short. He wears a silver crown on his head, embroidered robes, silver armor and a long black cloak. He holds three pointed and two blades.
knife.
It was none other than Yang Jian, the God of Justice in Heaven and the True Lord of Guanjiangkou Erlang.
"so hot."
Wang Xiaofeng looked at the majestic Erlang Shen on the TV screen, and her eyes suddenly turned into starry eyes. Wang Xiaolong glanced at his sister disdainfully, then looked at the TV, with a hint of solemnity in his eyes.
He is indeed quite handsome. I have another strong rival on my way to becoming the most handsome guy in the world...
………
Not talking about the reaction of the Wang brothers and sisters, after the handsome Erlang Shen played by Jiao Jun appeared on the scene, there was no nonsense and he immediately asked the Three Holy Mothers to kill Liu Yanchang and the newborn Chenxiang.
As the elder brother, Erlang Shen would hide her violation of the rules of heaven. From now on, San Shen Shen would continue to be called a god or immortal in Huashan Mountain.
Naturally, the Three Holy Mothers were unwilling. They disagreed and started fighting. Erlang Shen himself raided the formation, the Meishan brothers, Roaring Heavenly Dogs and hundreds of heavenly soldiers and generals and dragons surrounded the Three Holy Mothers.
However, the Three Holy Mothers relied on the divine power of the lotus lantern to outnumber the enemy and did not lose at all.
Erlang Shen became angry and attacked Liu Yanchang and his son who were hiding aside. San Shengsheng was eager to save people and sent the lotus lantern to Liu Yanchang and his son. She cast a spell to make the lotus lantern take Liu Yanchang and his son away, and prepared to drag everyone away.
In the end, the Liu family and his son were able to escape, and San Sheng Sheng was beaten into Mount Huashan by the furious Erlang Shen and imprisoned in a heavenly prison at the heart of the mountain.
This shot was very touching. Under heavy siege, the husband and wife, mother and son were forced to separate. Wang Xiaolong looked very angry, and then thought of something, and expressed it loudly and pointedly.
"What kind of broken Erlang Shen is he? He's still an elder brother, bullying his own sister like this."
"What do you know."
Wang Xiaofeng, who had been fascinated by Erlang Shen for a long time, quit and immediately retorted: "Erlang Shen is the god of justice in heaven. He enforces the law impartially and kills relatives with justice. How great is that."
"???"
Wang Xiaolong looked confused. Not to mention whether Erlang Shen was right or not, his words expressed a brother's care and love for his sister. Why didn't this girl appreciate it at all?
"As long as the villain looks good and his appearance follows his facial features, netizens will not deceive me."
Wang Xiaolong felt deeply frustrated looking at his sister who was looking at Erlang Shen on the screen.
I also wanted to please my sister and ask her to help me escape tomorrow, but I ended up flattering her...
Wang Xiaofeng didn't bother to pay attention to Wang Xiaolong's psychology. Watching the plot, there was no Erlang Shen for the time being. He immediately opened Penguin and sent a comment.
[Amway and Amway, Yang Jian, the most handsome Erlang in history, everyone, go to Dongshan TV to watch "Lotus Lantern"!!!]
Soon, there were likes and comments below.
[Er Lang Shen Yang Jian? I prefer Cheng Yaojin on the road]——A certain game fan No. 1.
[Execute the will of the world and ride to your heart's content] - A certain game fan No. 2.
[Xiaofeng, have you also watched "Lotus Lantern"? Erlang Shen is really handsome] - A female classmate who looks good.
[Go and see now, the temperature will be low tomorrow, so wear more clothes] - Licking the dog.
【……】
Wang Xiaofeng did not reply to the news on the talk show. She mainly focused on TV.
After the Three Holy Mothers were suppressed by Erlang Shen, it directly transitioned to 16 years later, when the baby Chenxiang grew up and studied in a private school in Liujiacun.
Although Wang Xiaofeng is now infatuated with Erlang Shen, she is still a long-time Chu Yuan fan and has not completely climbed the wall for the time being. She is also very concerned about Chen Xiang's plot.
The original version of "Lotus Lantern" allowed Chen Xiang to show his extraordinary talent as a friend between gods and men, and caused many things in the academy and at home.
To be honest, the filming was quite interesting, but it was a bit delayed, so the script of the Shanhe version was changed. After a brief explanation of Chen Xiang’s extraordinary qualities, Erlang Shen came to the door.
This time Erlang God is different from the towering God last time. He is specially dressed as a mortal scholar. He is dressed in a white shirt, with a jade crown and a folding fan in his hand. He is called a romantic and suave man.
Although Chu Yuan is also handsome, he is still young and has a tender temperament after all. In addition, in order to highlight the extraordinaryness of the gods, the plot deliberately makes Agarwood ordinary.
It's fine if one person appears alone, but if two people stand together, they immediately differentiate themselves.
Wang Xiaofeng once again showed her starry eyes, and her hesitant mind became firmer.
Climb the wall, you must climb the wall.
I, Wang Xiaofeng, was born as Second Master’s son, and died as Second Master’s ghost.
At the same time, as the plot continues to develop, the story of "Lotus Lantern" gradually begins to become fuller.
Erlang Shen was concerned about the rules of heaven and the majesty of his own judicial god, so he took action against his third sister, but he still had an affair.
The Third Holy Mother was only imprisoned by him in private, and the Heavenly Court did not know about it. But for Chen Xiang and Liu Yanchang, after learning their whereabouts, he could not bear to take action, especially Chen Xiang, he even had a kind of loving uncle's heart.
Erlangshen was in a dilemma because he could not kill and he could not let go. At this time, the Queen Mother made trouble and added a new law to the law of heaven. Anyone who wants to marry someone is guilty of a serious crime, and anyone who conceals it and does not report it will be guilty of the same crime.
Erlang Shen was completely passive.
The plot of the first two episodes passed quickly, and the Wang brothers and sisters watched it with great interest, as the ending song played.
"Three Holy Mothers in Heaven and Earth"
Agarwood was born and lived with her father
Agarwood cries day and night to find her mother, cries to find her mother
The roaring dog chases, Erlang God blocks it
The four heavenly kings often block the road
…
I am everything about my mother
Mom is my everything
If my mother is in pain, I will not be happy.
………”
Although the last half of the lyrics is a bit mama-baby, the overall tune is upbeat and very brainwashing.
Wang Xiaolong hummed a few words and memorized the tune. He muttered "Three Holy Mothers" with a happy face.
Wang Xiaofeng couldn't bear to see him being so comfortable and deliberately made things difficult for him: "You watched TV with me for two hours and finished your homework?"
"..."
The living room fell silent, and two seconds later I remembered Wang Xiaolong's heart-rending roar.
