When Han Jun came back from get off work, his wife Liu Qingqing had already started cooking, and his fat son, who was less than three years old, was sitting on a child's chair and staring intently at the cartoon "Pink Pig" on TV.
After changing his slippers, Han Jun first looked at his son, kissed the little fat boy, received a disgusted look, and then came to the kitchen.
"Where's our mother?"
"The son of one of her best friends is getting married tomorrow, so she went back early."
"What about the child tomorrow? Let my father take care of it?"
"You are too confused. Tomorrow is Saturday, I have a day off."
"It's not like you don't know. I've been so busy with this crappy project these past two days that I can't take a breather until I finish it today."
Han Jun nodded suddenly and complained to his wife about his unscrupulous boss. Seeing Liu Qingqing concentrating on a dish of braised prawns, he went to the chopping board and cut tomatoes.
He and Liu Qingqing have two jobs, and they have to work during the day. Liu Qingqing is a teacher and can only rest on weekends. Han Jun is busy all year round, so his son can only be taken care of by his grandparents during the day.
In the past two days, Liu Qingqing was approaching the end of the term and did not have much work. The children stayed at home at night. Usually the couple was busy, and the children sometimes lived directly with their parents.
After a while, a dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, a dish of braised prawns, and the cold skin that Liu Qingqing bought at the food stall after get off work were placed on the table.
Han Jun is sometimes very lucky that he has found a wife who can cook and loves to cook. As long as she is not too busy with work, she can cook at least two dishes every day, and the meat and vegetables are both delicious.
It's not the right time for the child to eat, and he has finished feeding it long ago, but seeing that his parents are eating deliciously, they are still clamoring for it.
Liu Qingqing peeled two shrimps, sandwiched a piece of egg, washed away some of the salt and sauce with water, threw it into a small bowl, and let her fat son play with the spoon while eating.
In the past, the couple liked to watch TV dramas while eating, but now they have gradually lost this habit.
On the one hand, I am busy with work and tired after a long day, and sometimes I can’t muster the energy to catch up on dramas. If I have that time, I might as well talk or watch short videos for fragmented entertainment.
On the other hand, and most importantly, the remote control at Han Jun's home is now controlled by his fat son.
He wants to watch "Pink Pig". If you dare to change the channel, just wait for this brat to howl.
If you want to watch TV, you have to wait until the little fat guy goes to sleep...
Han Jun and his wife talked about their recent work. The main thing was how much bonus Han Jun could get from this big project.
The fat son is about to go to kindergarten, which is a big expense. The couple currently attaches great importance to financial gains.
The result is quite satisfactory.
Although Han Jun's unscrupulous boss likes to make his employees work overtime, he is quite generous in terms of salary and bonuses.
If nothing unexpected happens, Han Jun's salary this month is expected to approach six figures, which is more than what he had in the past two or three months.
Liu Qingqing was very happy and hinted that she would reward her husband later. Han Jun was excited and a little panicked, and suddenly changed the topic and talked about the news in recent days.
The Prime Minister of Japan accidentally drank nuclear wastewater and went to the hospital for rescue due to organ failure. Chinese and Korean netizens celebrated and praised the incident one after another.
As the two were chatting, Liu Qingqing suddenly mentioned that the sitcom "The Big Bang Theory" directed by Zuo Le was broadcast yesterday.
She knows that her husband is a big fan of Zuo Le, so she must be quite interested in this matter.
However, Han Jun, a die-hard fan, was really confused after hearing the news.
Han Jun, who is now a husband and a father, gradually puts all his energy into his family and career, and rarely pays attention to the news in the entertainment industry. Even the few major events that break the industry, he is passively aware of.
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When Han Jun recalled the FeChat group of fans of [Xiafantian Tuan], which was online every day, he seemed to have not been in it for more than half a year to chat.
The information about Zuo Le vaguely dates back to the period of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" last year.
Moreover, Han Jun, who is known as Zuo Le's works, has only watched less than half of "The Legend of Zhen Huan", a TV series directed by Zuo Le.
In addition to not being very interested in the subject matter, the more important thing is that I just don’t have the time.
On the contrary, his wife, Liu Qingqing, followed it for more than a month and finished reading "The Legend of Zhen Huan" in one go, and even read it several times.
In addition, he has heard about "The Great Qin Empire", but "The Big Bang Theory" is much unfamiliar to him. He may not even know as much about it as his wife who likes to wear scarves.
In vain, he claims to be a die-hard sitcom fan and a die-hard fan of Zuo Le. This is so unqualified...
Maybe Han Jun was too obvious, and Liu Qingqing, who was delicate and thoughtful, saw his thoughts, and felt a little sorry that Han Jun had pushed himself so hard in the past two years that he had little time for entertainment, so he suggested.
"We haven't watched a TV show in a long time. I'll put the kids to bed later, and let's watch "The Big Bang Theory" together."
Han Jun's first thought was to refuse. He had to go to work tomorrow and would have no time to catch up on dramas. But he looked at his wife's expectant eyes and nodded.
In fact, from the bottom of his heart, he really wanted to watch this new sitcom produced by Zuo Le after many years...
The couple reached an agreement that the fat son would become an eyesore. Liu Qingqing took him to wash up and put him to sleep.
The child still gave his mother face, had enough to eat and drink, everything was fine, and fell asleep in a short while.
Liu Qingqing came out of the bedroom. Han Jun had already put away the dishes, cut a plate of fruit, and poured two cups of tea. When he saw her coming out, he turned on the TV and used his mobile phone to cast coins.
Shanhe and Penguin have already agreed that other Shanhe dramas can give priority to Penguin videos, but sitcoms and currency stations must share the network broadcast rights.
Firstly, it is a combination of sitcom and currency station barrage, and secondly, it can be regarded as the cause of Zuo Le's personal emotions.
Zuo Le's previous sitcoms, including his debut, were all launched on BiZi.com, and were widely welcomed and supported by BiZi netizens. He is emotionally attached to this platform.
In addition, he had a good personal relationship with Mr. Chen, the owner of Coin Station, so he made an agreement that all sitcoms produced by Shanhe must have a share in Coin Station, which made it a good story.
Coin Station has also become a holy place in the hearts of countless sitcom fans...
Although Han Jun has not been following celebrities and watching dramas in the past two years, the basic qualities of an old sitcom fan are still there. There is no need to ask and search, and he can directly open the currency website to watch dramas.
Sure enough, "The Big Bang Theory" is in the C position on the currency site, and there are rolling banners to promote it, which is quite popular.
In addition to Coin Station and Penguin Video, "The Big Bang Theory" is also on Dragon TV, so the update frequency is based on the TV platform, with two episodes per day.
It went online yesterday, and it’s time to update it today. The entire 4 episodes were placed in the playback bar. Han Jun put his arms around his wife and clicked on the first episode.
What I saw head on was a dense barrage of barrages.
【Coming, coming, finally here】
[Xiao Po Station is awesome]
[I knew there was one on the currency site, haha, let me guess correctly]
["Wulin Gaiden" Yuzhu report]
["Underground Transportation Station" Tour Group Tour]
[The old fan of "The Story of Cooking Class" is here]
[Old members of the Xiafantian group were really a little teary-eyed when they saw this. They haven’t seen this scene for a long time]
[It’s great that Mr. Zuo can come to film a sitcom]
[Ah ah ah, is the situation of sitcoms dominating the cryptocurrency exchange coming again?]
【Second brush】
[Hello everyone, I am the little green character (Green) who appears in every episode]
[Hello everyone, I am the husband with the green character]
[Hello everyone, I am the husband of the green-lettered husband]
【???】
[Hello everyone, I am the father of Lu Zi, her husband and her husband’s husband]
[Where the hell are you leaving this matryoshka doll]
【……】
The long-lost barrages and long-lost netizens made Han Jun smile knowingly, but he quickly focused on the official plot.
The theme song does not appear at the beginning of the picture, but goes directly to the main text. Yu Entai and Lei Jiayin, who is wearing glasses, are sitting in a lounge filling out forms.
Filling it in, Xie Duo, played by Yu Entai, said to Lai Dai, played by Lei Jiayin, in a somewhat nerdy manner.
"Lai Dai, I don't think this is right."
"Why, didn't you agree before you came?"
"That was before, now I feel like we are committing a crime."
"crime?"
"Yes, gene fraud."
Sheldow spoke with a serious look on his face: "Think about those infertile couples who come here with great expectations and pick out a tadpole with a highly educated doctorate.
However, in fact, there is no guarantee that our tadpoles will give birth to a child with the same high IQ. My sister and I have the same DNA structure, but she scored less than 300 points in the college entrance examination."
Lai Dai: "..."
"I must remind you that the subsidies these little tadpoles have given us can allow us to buy the graphics card we have been waiting for for a long time."
"But we still can't lie to people, especially those couples suffering from infertility."
"Where's the 3,000 yuan?"
Sherdor hesitated for a moment, but decided to leave. Lai Dai was completely helpless and could only face the strange look in the nurse's eyes and run away.
The beginning is not amazing, but the scale is not small.
After reading this, Liu Qingqing looked at Han Jun with some confusion: "Isn't selling tadpoles illegal in China?"
"It's illegal to sell, but not illegal to donate."
Han Jun smiled and explained: "In some regular hospitals or medical institutions in China, you can donate tadpoles, and the hospital will provide donors with subsidies, ranging from a few hundred to several thousand."
"Then those guys are crazy, this is the way to get rich."
"What are you thinking about? This donation is not just done there, but a total of 5 to 6 donations is considered an overall donation. It's quite troublesome.
And a person can only donate once in his life. The hospital has it on record, so it’s just a one-time deal. It’s okay for emergencies, but there’s no chance of making a fortune.”
"I see."
Liu Qingqing suddenly realized, and then stared at Han Jun: "How do you know so detailedly."
"Cough cough cough..."
Han Jun was almost frightened to death by Liu Qingqing's sharp turn. He took a breath and explained: "When I was in college, I had a roommate..."
"alright."
Liu Qingqing raised her hand to stop her and nodded clearly: "I understand, I understand."
"You know shit."
Han Jun was furious at Liu Qingqing's eyes: "It's really my roommate. I only learned about these inside stories from him. I've never done it myself."
"Okay, okay, your roommate did it. You are innocent. I believe you."
Liu Qingqing did not argue and responded perfunctorily. Han Jun felt like he was vomiting blood.
He is really wronged!!!
The camera returned to the plot, and in a transition animation, Sheldon and Laida appeared in the stairwell of the apartment. The two of them continued to go up, and there was a sealed elevator in the middle.
After losing an adult in the hospital, Lai Dai was a little downcast, but Sheldo happily discussed with him some knowledge about stairs——
If there is even a tiny difference of two millimeters in the height of a step, most people will trip over it.
Lai Dai responded indifferently at first, and then couldn't help raising a question, and the two started discussing this issue.
Arriving on the third floor where the two of them were, Lai Dai found that a new neighbor had moved in across the door.
A young lady with fair skin, good looks and a hot figure.
Lai Dai's eyes suddenly shone and he stood still in the corridor. At this time, the young lady also saw the two of them and greeted them cheerfully. Lai Dai responded excitedly but a little awkwardly.
"Hello, we are your neighbors."
The young lady looked at Lai Dai and Lai Dai, who were side by side, and as soon as her imagination started to open up, she immediately showed the expression of a rotten girl smacking her head, and looked at the two of them with eyes filled with blessings.
The young lady's gaze was too obvious, and Lai Dai quickly reacted. With Xiao Jiujiu in mind, he hurriedly explained.
The three of them introduced themselves to each other, and they also learned that the young lady's name was Pei Ni, and she had just moved here today.
Lai Dai and the other two didn't know how to socialize, and they didn't know how to speak to beautiful women. After revealing their home, they fell into an awkward silence. Upon seeing this, Pei Ni left a few words to show off, then closed the door and packed her luggage.
When Laidai returned home, he was eager to move, so he proposed to Sheldur that he invite his new neighbors to have a meal to promote friendship between neighbors, saying that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.
Sheldon couldn't understand why Laide didn't invite his former neighbors to dinner since distant relatives were not as good as close neighbors.
"Because my previous neighbor was a pervert who weighed over 200 pounds, liked to wear women's clothes, and always stared at my butt."
At Lai Dai's strong request, the two invited the young lady to their home as a guest.
Pei Ni is also a big-hearted girl, or she didn't notice these two nerdy weaklings, so she readily agreed directly.
The three of them walked towards Lai Dai's house. The lively Penny asked what kind of entertainment the two of them usually did. Sheldo responded quickly and outspokenly.
"Today we tried making money by jacking off."
Penny:???
Next to her, Lai Dai, who was planning to show off in front of the girl he liked, instantly turned pale.
"Hahaha."
Han Jun and his wife burst into laughter. They finally understood why there was a scene in which two people donated tadpoles at the beginning. Their relationship was foreshadowed by meeting the heroine.
Good guy, there is simply no more social scene than this...
With this pre-plot, the three leading actors appeared one by one, and the theme song of "The Big Bang Theory" finally sounded. It didn't last long, only a few dozen seconds.
It's a bit similar to rap, but it has a melody, which is very pleasing to the ear and a little bit magical. It's a nice song, but the words are a little hard to remember.
