All the barcodes were wrong. Xia Yu felt like a fool. Everyone passing by was probably looking at her and her robot boyfriend.
oh……
"do you understand?"
He is sitting on the sofa, looking dignified like a man in black who comes to destroy aliens and then uses a flashlight to erase your memory.
"What a piece of shit!" Xia Yu was angry. She followed the instructions exactly.
What went wrong?
Just three pages.
There are three languages, and there are only three sentences in Chinese.
Unwrap it, let it sit, and speak your mind.
Oh ho...
It's really minimalist style.
Xia Yu felt that she had done nothing wrong.
But the problem is...
‘Let’s take him apart and take a look?’ Xia Yu thought and then started to do it.
I have played with similar small toys before, but they are not the real series with the same proportions.
It's neither that expensive nor that real...
Well……
Xia Yu really hesitated for a while when taking off her pants... It's not that she didn't have physiological needs. In fact, although she was still a virgin,... how should I put it? People living in this era have some taboos.
It's no longer a fuss.
Everyone is busy with their own business. Even if you do this on the street, you will only attract the police.
In the end, she didn't take it off.
…
"Hey, I just want to ask a question, don't hang up in a hurry."
"ha?"
"You...how did you get along with your...that..."
"Oh? You mean...the first time?"
"Uh...that's not what I meant."
"It's nothing. Just pay attention to hygiene. Oh, and by the way... you must remember to adjust the intensity, otherwise it will hurt you, eh! Don't ask me how I know."
What the hell? Xia Yu felt that the other person was driving, but she had no definite evidence.
"Damn! I didn't mean that! I meant..." Xia Yu's face turned red. She wanted to express herself eagerly, but the other party...
"Hang up? I'll go!"
Xia Yu was furious.
She doesn't care about that anymore. It's just a very lifelike doll. She has nothing to be afraid of.
But really when she took off her pants.
Xia Yu still almost fainted because her face was overheated.
…
Early the next morning, Xia Yu got up early as usual, then went for a run, and then went to work at the company.
You can see a lot of people along the way, but no one is in a hurry.
After arriving at the company, as soon as Xia Yu sat down, a colleague came over and asked ambiguously: "How was it? How did it feel for the first time?"
Xia Yu put on her headphones without raising her head and started listening to music.
The colleague was bored and walked away minding his own business.
When the music starts, the desk disappears.
Xia Yu appeared on a meadow.
A man sat opposite her.
…
"Actually... I really love her... but I don't dare to be too obsessed..." He emphasized this sentence repeatedly, and it had been like this since Xia Yu received him.
"You know, I'm afraid that my love will make me lose her eventually."
To be honest, Xia Yu didn't understand that she had seen the woman this man was obsessed with.
A very ordinary waitress who desperately needs others to give her real emotions.
With this man's financial resources, appearance and character, as long as he opens his mouth, she will definitely join in this passionate love without hesitation... Then, the problem will be solved.
But this man is not what he seems
Perfect.
There are some underlying problems deep inside him.
Xia Yu's job is to help customers find out the problem, and then...
"Mr Um..."
"Coolby."
"Oh, yes, Mr. Bitter, I sympathize with you, but you must confess your inner world to me. You know, you and I have never met. You are just my client, and I am just an employee of the company. The confidentiality agreement does not
It’s written very clearly...so...speak out boldly so that I can help you solve the problem."
Mr. Coolby was still hesitant.
But he seemed a little impatient to wait.
He finally spoke...
…
Desperately hoping for motherly love?
Do all men have this kind of plot?
After Xia Yu returned home, she looked at the "man in black" sitting next to her and began to wonder.
If he is really activated, then he will also be in the same situation with himself...well...
Xia Yu's face turned red again...
What is this?
"I'm a poet! I have a PhD in spiritual psychology! What on earth am I thinking!" Xia Yu yelled, then covered her face with a pillow, feeling so embarrassed that she wanted to die.
…
It's a brand new day.
As soon as Xia Yu sat down, her colleagues came to harass her again.
"Hey, how do you feel about talking to you for the first time?"
Xia Yu sneered and handed the cup over.
The other party took it and was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"
"coffee."
"Oh." The colleague left.
He came back after a while, carrying a hot milkshake.
Xia Yu rolled her eyes, but didn't say anything.
After taking a sip, Xia Yu said: "I have to go to work. If you are okay, can you help me repair my car?"
"car?"
"Thanks."
…
Xia Yu did buy a car.
Nowadays, public transportation has developed to the extreme. The popularization of driverless technology has made people’s travel simply from here to there, so... cars can only come out in the middle of the night and have limited driving areas.
It's rare.
What Xia Yu bought was a super old broken car.
Unexpectedly.
When she got off work, her colleague came again and brought her boyfriend with her.
A big guy who is 1.9 meters tall and looks dark and strong.
"I asked kid to fix it for you, you're welcome."
Of course Xia Yu wouldn't say thank you, she took the key and left.
Then her colleague stopped her again: "Of course, if you insist on thanking me, it's not impossible. Just help me..."
"No, I refuse."
"Hey, don't be so heartless! Kid worked very hard to help you repair the car! He was supposed to help me go shopping in the afternoon!"
"Your kid is so powerful, why don't you let him help you complete everything? Oh? Isn't he Sebastian?"
"Hey... don't say it so harshly. Of course I'm asking you because you are the only one who can do it."
Only I can do it?
Xia Yu thought about it for a while.
She is really useless except for her big brain...
I can't even understand a machine whose operating instructions are so stupid.
"I'll give you ten seconds."
"Here's the thing, listen to me."
"ten."
"As for me, I had a very good friend before. You know, the kind of simple, haha... friend! I actually have friends... ah, it's far away..."
"eight."
"No, no, no, don't scare me with numbers. I'm already working hard. Don't I want the story to be complete? Just wait until I finish."
"five."
"Okay, okay! It's actually very simple. My parents and I haven't seen each other for many years.
, I just think...right, as a child, even though this is no longer popular, I am just a product created by their genetic factors."
"One." Xia Yu said and left.
"Write a letter for me!"
So much nonsense...
Xia Yu raised an eyebrow: "Do you have detailed data?"
Kid lowered his body and handed over something similar to a playing card.
Xia Yu took it and took a look, it was really attentive.
"please."
"Well……"
…
This is the second night Xia Yu spends time with her boyfriend.
However, he still sat there motionless. There was a disheveled beauty lying next to him, but he just sat there and watched the beating data in front of him.
Liu Xiahui is definitely not a man.
Xia Yu insisted on this, and thinking of this, she suddenly had a bold idea.
perhaps……
He needs a little stimulation.
Or……
Something like touching and caressing.
After all, that’s what the slogan says.
"Please fall in love with him before he knows you."
This slogan is really illogical... Xia Yu feels that this advertising design is a failure to the extreme.
But the problem is, his sales are really good!
The designer is now rich enough to take a vacation to Jupiter.
Well……
Speaking of Jupiter, Xia Yu subconsciously looked up at the sky.
Walking to the window sill, a ray of light left in the sky has not disappeared.
Many black traces rising into the sky can be vaguely seen around the city...
Suddenly...Xia Yu also became a little curious about her parents.
…
The third day.
"Hey, have you tried other positions? Let me tell you! He has a particularly powerful place...well..."
My colleague's mouth was blocked by cake.
Xia Yu put on her headphones and the music started playing.
It’s still the same meadow, and it’s still the same man.
He lost a lot of weight.
It was raining at this time, and he was sitting alone in his garden, his body getting wet.
Xia Yu was not worried that the rain would wet her clothes, but the cold feeling was very clear.
"I should have thought a long time ago that she would not be able to accept that kind of thing."
"You won't really tell her, will you?"
"I didn't say anything... I just did what I thought..."
"Well." Xia Yu remained silent, she didn't know what to say at this time.
"I'm leaving tomorrow morning." He said suddenly.
"What?"
"Thank you. The remaining money will arrive tomorrow. Remember to look at the sky to the south when you receive the money. I should not be far from you."
After saying that, he disappeared.
Xia Yu didn't react for a while.
At night, Xia Yu took the pen but could not write a word.
Just like a bystander, there is no resonance in the heart... let alone a burst of emotion.
So she put down her pen and decided to take a bath first.
When passing the living room, Xia Yu said hello to her boyfriend.
"Hi."
He didn't speak, remained silent.
Xia Yu didn't care anymore and just thought there was a statue in the living room.
While getting wet in the rain, Xia Yu suddenly had an idea.
She lowered the temperature to a level that suggested it was harmful to her health.
The cold rain hurt when it hit her body... Xia Yu almost subconsciously wanted to avoid it.
But when she closed her eyes, she recalled the image of the man sitting in the rain.
She calmed down.
Slowly hugging her body tightly, touching the parts that became slightly stiff under the cold water... Xia Yu seemed to suddenly understand something.