"Brother Yao, I'm here." Yazi jumped out of the car and waved to Wang Yaozu who was standing on the roadside.
When Wang Yaozu came over, he quickly took his arm and whispered: "I'm sorry, did you wait for a long time?"
"No, no matter how long you wait for such a beautiful little fairy, it won't feel long."
"What kind of little fairy is that?" Meiko blushed and said words of rejection, her red high heels tapping the ground happily.
"In my eyes, you are a little fairy." Wang Yaozu squeezed Yazi's little hand and said softly: "Come on, let me bring it down for you."
A large suitcase was taken out from the trunk of the car. Wang Yaozu asked in surprise: "What does this contain? There are so many."
"Not much, cosmetics, clothes, toiletries, and also swimsuits."
"Swimming suit?" Wang Yaozu raised his eyebrows, leaned into Yazi's ear and said, "How many kinds of swimsuits are there? Are there any three-point ones? Give them to me!"
"That's disgusting!" Meiko punched her chest with her fist, "Wait a minute, get on the boat and I'll show you what I'm wearing."
The two of them laughed in a low tone, and Meiko suddenly shouted: "Oh, wait for me, I'll call that idiot cousin. The ticket is still in his hand. You can wait for me at the boarding gate."
"Okay, go ahead!" Wang Yaozu took his luggage and walked towards the boarding gate first. Behind him, Yaozi took the phone and dialed.
On the other side, hearing the sound of the big brother hanging on his waist, the middle-parted cousin's eyes suddenly lit up, he coughed twice and answered the phone, and said in an extremely gentle voice: "It's my dearest, most beloved person."
The most beautiful little fairy cousin, Miss Meako, I am your handsome older cousin!"
"Oops!" Meiko shook uncontrollably several times and was covered in goosebumps, "Don't call me little fairy, it's disgusting!"
"Uh... Okay." The eldest cousin was only discouraged for a second, and then became energetic again, "Cousin, where are you? I'm here. I'm at the ticket gate. I'm wearing a red suit."
"Okay...let's wait for me." Yao Zi was a little unhappy. He was actually there. Wouldn't it be bad for Brother Yao to see him? He's such a nasty guy, so he wouldn't just stay in a corner.
Well, why do you have to run out?
Yazi came to the ticket gate, nodded to Wang Yaozu who was waiting there, and heard a shout, "Cousin, cousin, I'm here."
When he turned around, he saw the oily cousin with a middle parting in a pink suit, waving and shouting to him while jumping up and down. This scene attracted side glances from the crowd, but the oily cousin didn't notice it yet and was excited.
Her mouth was grinning to the base of her ears. Meiko raised her head and rolled her eyes. She was so embarrassed!
He walked quickly towards his eldest cousin, not because he was in a hurry, but because he really wanted him to calm down and stop making a fool of himself.
"Hey, hey, look." In the corner, a friend of the eldest cousin pointed over and said: "Lejia Qianjin is really here, it looks like he is alone, wow, good, good, what a big wave.
"
Several people quickly craned their necks to look over, and saw Meazi, who had a wavy hair, a beige sunhat, a pink low-cut fringed dress, flesh-colored stockings, and red high heels, walking up to her greasy-headed cousin on a catwalk.
around.
"Okay, what a big wave!"
"Still wearing pink couple's outfits?!" One person said in surprise: "We can't really go on a date trip together!"
"No way, it's impossible, I don't believe it!"
On the other side, seeing his cousin Meiko wearing clothes of the same color as him, his greasy-headed cousin's face was almost distorted when he smiled, "Cousin, you are actually wearing the same color clothes as me. Sure enough, we are in tune with each other."
, simply, simply too happy!”
One sentence made Meiko freeze in place, her face kept twitching, and she subconsciously glanced left and right, for fear of being heard by passers-by. It was simply... so shameful.
"Okay, stop talking, where are the tickets?" Yazi quickly interrupted the fat cousin's self-absorption and said bluntly.
The oil-headed cousin was stunned, and quickly took out the ticket from his pocket and showed it to his cousin. While taking it back, he said: "Cousin, didn't you say you didn't have time before, why do you want to go again?"
As soon as the ticket was taken out, Meazi snatched it and looked at it carefully, fearing that this unreliable guy would make a mistake and make himself embarrassed.
"By the way, hehe." The oily cousin rubbed his hands and licked the corner of his mouth nervously, "The rooms on the cruise ship are very tight, especially the deluxe rooms. There is only, um, one deluxe suite, so I will
It’s a given.”
Meiko was stunned and looked at her oily cousin up and down with strange eyes. This kind of unflattering little trick is really too bad and disgusting. Who gave you the courage to do such a thing? Isn't there someone else?
A little bit of self-knowledge?
"I didn't have time before. The police station was very busy, but now I have time. Do you care?" After saying that, Meiko snorted and turned around to leave.
"Wait, I'm sending you flowers!" The fat-headed cousin was stunned for a moment, then quickly got up and chased after him, shouting as he chased.
Meiko paused and turned around. The fat-headed cousin immediately smiled and was about to reach out to hand over the flower, but saw Meiko reaching out and snatching it away.
"Don't worry, wait for me, I still have a suitcase!" the eldest cousin shouted anxiously.
"Don't follow me!" Meiko turned around and glared. Seeing that her elder cousin still followed him with the box, he angrily walked over and stepped on the oil-headed cousin's feet with the heel of his high heels.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!" The eldest cousin jumped on the spot holding his foot in pain.
Only then was Yaozi satisfied. She quickly walked a few steps to Wang Yaozu and said, "Brother Yao, here are the flowers for you!"
Of course he saw what happened over there just now. Wang Yaozu pursed his lips and glanced at the greasy-headed young man who was holding his feet and staring blankly at this side. He was still in pain and didn't even bother to shout. This is the legendary licking dog, right?
…
"It's very beautiful, my dear." Wang Yaozu raised his eyebrows, lowered his head and kissed Meiko's cheek (づ￣3￣).
When he raised his head, he glanced at the greasy-haired young man again.
The fat-headed cousin's eyes almost popped out of his sockets. He seemed to have forgotten to stand on one leg, and pointed at the two of them, trying to chase them. However, his body staggered and hit the ground with a 'snap' sound. When he looked up again, his nose was already bleeding.
came out.
Yazi blushed like a little apple, happily held Wang Yaozu's arm, clamped his arm tightly in front of (·person·), rested her head on his thick arm, and walked forward happily.
"By the way, what's your cousin's name?" Wang Yaozu asked casually. After all, he was the man who contributed the boat ticket to him, and in front of him... ahem, he should still know his name.
"Leave him alone." Yazi shook Wang Yaozu's arm, obviously not wanting to mention the oil-headed cousin's name at this wonderful time. He was so bad-tempered.
Well, since Yaozi doesn't want to talk, Wang Yaozu won't ask. This is another person who doesn't deserve a name.
"No!" The oil-headed cousin who was lying on the ground stretched out his hand and screamed, quickly got up and chased after the two of them.
"Wait a minute, sir." Two men in white navy uniforms stretched out their hands to stop the older cousin who was dripping with nosebleeds. "Sir, please show your ticket to get on the boat."
"They took my ferry ticket, didn't you see?" the oily cousin shouted excitedly.
"Yes, I saw it." A man in a navy shirt nodded and said with regret: "They just paid the ticket and went up, so, sir, you don't have the ticket now, right?"
"Yeah, I don't have a boat ticket now." The oily cousin nodded and said.
"That's such a shame, sir." The other guy in navy shirt shrugged regretfully, but he was holding back a smile no matter what, "In your Chinese terms, I think you might be cheated."
"Be confident, man, take out the word 'maybe', he's gotta be green."
"You, you, you, you!" The fat-headed cousin's face turned red with anger, but looking at the thighs of the two strong men who were thicker than his own arms, he couldn't say what he said next.
"Tsk, tsk, I bought the ticket with my own money." A navy captain shook his head and said.
"But he watched helplessly as the woman was snatched from his hands." Another navy shirt continued.
"In front of me, I gave it to another man to enjoy the trip together."
"Spend your own money."
"Live in your own house."
"Playing with your own woman."
"Gee, this is such a sad story!"
The two sang in harmony, and the greasy-headed cousin's face was distorted with anger. He didn't dare to fight, so he could only turn his head and stride away from this sad place.
Just after he turned around and walked out a few steps, he suddenly bumped into some of his bad friends, and the fat-headed cousin's face froze.
"Hahahaha, look, I'm just saying this guy must have been rejected." Several bad friends in the corner walked out of the corner early in order to see clearly.
"Sure enough, you are not being rejected. It's obvious that Miss Lejia only thought of you because she didn't have a ticket to go out with other men. It's so miserable. Don't touch me and let me laugh for a while, hahahaha!"
"According to my analysis, the man wanted to play but didn't have a ticket. Only then did Meiko think of you. There is a difference between first and last." The friend wearing glasses stretched out his hand to push up his glasses and said seriously.
Laughed out loud.
"Hahaha, you guys are just a licking dog!"
"It's so fun. This is so much more fun than a party. Seriously, you've made me laugh this year!" A bad friend put his arm on the shoulder of his oil-headed cousin and laughed forward and backward.
"No, I think I can laugh about this for the rest of my life, woo ga ga ga ga!"
"That's enough!" The eldest cousin burst out on the spot, shook off the hand on his shoulder and shouted loudly: "I tell you, no one can stop me, I will definitely make my cousin change her mind!"
"must!"
On the boat, Yaozi and Wang Yaozu stood side by side on the fence. Yaozi pointed to the eldest cousin below who was playing with his bad friend and said, "Look, does he look like a dog?"