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Item Card: Body Armor
Evaluation: Ultra-thin, threaded, and granular, giving you and her (him) the most comfortable experience.
(Use effect: Block one bullet for you, lasting 30 minutes.)
(Use number 1, even if there is no hit, this thing cannot be washed and reused!)
The corner of Wang Yaozu's mouth twitched wildly for a while, like an epileptic patient suffering from an illness. The ghost movie he watched last night suddenly flashed through the driver's mind, and his face suddenly turned pale, and the car also swayed on the road.
Come on, system, please explain to me what the hell he is!
I just #￥%... Wang Yaozu felt the urge to type and curse with both hands like crazy.
The reason for being ultra-thin is to facilitate the wearer's movement, the thread is actually to give the bullet deflection force, and there are particles because... well, I can't make it up any more!
What else can I say? Whether you are serious or not depends entirely on who you compare with. With the foundation of a fashionista, this body armor looks much more normal. At least, it is indeed bulletproof and does not have any weird attributes. As for the evaluation, it is all fair and square.
The system farted.
Wang Yaozu punched himself hard in the chest and swallowed the breath alive.
I just said, the system can’t be so screwed up!
Next time, next time it will be something good.
System, I believe you!
Wang Yaozu forced himself to breathe a sigh of relief and clicked on the last card again, and a few lines of handwriting immediately appeared in front of his eyes.
Skill card: below
Comments: Your bottom is delicious, everyone who has tried it says it is good.
(Passive effect: After equipping this skill, your hands become very flexible and full of magic, and you master the essence of the six techniques of pinching, kneading, pressing, pressing, patting and rubbing.)
(Active effect: The noodles you eat are full of magical power. The favorability of the person who eats the noodles is doubled. It lasts for one day and the male effect is doubled.)
That's it?
I worked so hard and braved the hail of bullets to win the lottery, why the hell are you giving me a ‘down here’?
Wang Yaozu's hands were trembling. System, tell me, why did my hands offend you?
It's your uncle's fault, Wang Yaozu's face is ashen, what a mess this is!
A once-in-a-fifth level lottery!
Also, what the hell is the male effect doubled? Why not the female... No, it's the female!
System, you are a real dog!
At this time, the taxi stopped slowly. The driver glanced at Wang Yaozu, who was dancing and his expression kept changing, and whispered: "Boss, we're here."
Looking at the taxi driver who was asking for no money, Wang Yaozu looked puzzled and could only wave his hand and said: "Then, I will take your car next time!"
The driver's face changed drastically, and he disappeared into the night sky with a step of the accelerator, leaving only a string of exhaust fumes floating in the air.
What's wrong!?
Wang Yaozu shook his head and walked towards home...no, Ye Yingwen's home.
Ding dong, the doorbell rang. Ye Yingwen, who had been waiting anxiously for a long time, suddenly jumped up from the sofa, ran over and opened the door. The scene that caught his eye made Wang Yaozu stunned on the spot.
I saw that Ye Yingwen was just wearing exquisite makeup. A hairpin with a golden bell hanging from the red elk antlers tied her long shawl hair behind her head. Her round and smooth forehead was completely exposed. There was also a big red bow on her neck.
The two hanging golden bells jingled as she walked,...→.
Seeing Wang Yaozu walk in, Ye Yingwen was slightly startled. The strong smell of gunpowder smoke and blood made him understand something, but she knew that she shouldn't ask more questions. At this moment, she just needed to use her own way to give this man enough warmth.
alright.
Thinking about it, she took two steps back, held her hands against the wall and made a lowering movement. As her body swayed, a tinkling sound was heard. A pair of big eyes looked at Wang Yaozu innocently, and her pink lips pursed slightly.
Said: "...→"
For a moment, Wang Yaozu remembered a piece of lyrics in his mind.
I want to give you a gift, wearing red and white...→.
Don't ask why Wang Yaozu knows this song.
This was given to him by one of his friends, and it also came with a picture of a cosplayed little elk.
Lifting his legs, he entered the door and slammed the door with a bang. Wang Yaozu raised his hand and rubbed his nose, his smile gradually became abnormal, "Since you are wearing Pinru's clothes, I won't be polite!"
With a secret poke, he put the skill card: Tide Maker into the skill column. Wang Yaozu flew forward with a 'smile', causing Ye Yingwen to scream.
やめて……
いく, いく, いくよ……
Outside the window, neon flashes, inside the window smoke, blood, beauty, and lust perfectly form a microcosm of this prosperous and prosperous era.
…
The second day...
Wang Yaozu rarely stayed in bed. In the past, he insisted on getting up to exercise, but today he really felt a little tired.
This is not to say that his waist is not good. The main reason is that last night, he first used a gun to kill others in a bloody killing. Although it did not take long, but in that kind of situation, a large amount of adrenaline was secreted, and the physical strength consumed in a short period of time was extremely huge. As a result,
After returning home, they started fighting with guns again. After a night of fighting, no matter how good their waist was, they couldn't bear it.
"Don't throw away those blood-stained clothes directly. Soak them in disinfectant and wash them before throwing them away." Wang Yaozu said, sitting on the bedside with his shirt off.
"I understand. Come on, come down and eat porridge. I specially added sea cucumbers and mussels. It's delicious." Ye Yingwen poked her head out of the living room and shouted.
(Mussels, also known as pearl vegetables and shell vegetables, are rich in protein, iodine, B vitamins, zinc, iron, calcium, phosphorus, etc. They are salty in taste, warm in nature, have the effects of warming the kidneys and strengthening essence, replenishing qi and replenishing qi, and are suitable for
Suitable for sexual dysfunction, incontinence, sexual intercourse, diabetes and other symptoms in men.)
No amount of sea cucumbers and mussels can be replenished if this goes on. Wang Yaozu muttered as he got out of bed. There were five battles in a row. In the end, he had to use the skill: Tide Hand, so that Ye Yingwen fell into a state of dehydration.
Completely conquered.
Sure enough, it’s not just men who are excited about cosplay or anything like that!
"Rogue, you should put on your pants." Seeing Wang Yaozu walking out naked like this, Ye Yingwen blurted out.
"Wow, no!" Wang Yaozu stretched out his arms and said with disbelief: "Don't you know what you did to me last night, and now you call me a gangster? Are you going to stop admitting it when you put on your pants?
!”
"I didn't expect you to be such an idiot!" Wang Yaozu pointed at Ye Yingwen, his face full of bitterness and anger.
Ye Yingwen took two steps forward, reached out and grabbed him, pressing her chest tightly against Wang Yaozu, looking up at him and saying, "I can take responsibility, as long as you agree!"
"Ahem..." Wang Yaozu sniffed exaggeratedly, "Wow, who cooked this porridge? It's so delicious, I really can't help it!"
He was about to walk towards the table, but was gently pulled back by Ye Yingwen, causing Wang Yaozu to take a breath of pain.
"There is no such thing as a good man, you scumbag!" Ye Yingwen let go of her hand, walked to the table with a cold face and sat down.
Wang Yaozu lowered his head while drinking the porridge and did not dare to reply. After a while, he suddenly raised his head and said: "I'm going to the police station in a while. There are sea cucumbers and mussels. Pack some for me."
"Why are you going to the police station?" Ye Yingwen also knew her situation, sighed in her heart, and smiled again on her face.