Huang Qifa, who felt uncomfortable at the thought of finding the guy he sent to work in the civil service department, gritted his teeth, "How dare you, a fucking robber, look down on me? It's amazing how handsome you are!"
I only said to change the negotiator, but I didn’t say that you must find that arrogant guy. Just change it. There are more negotiators!
Picking up the phone, he immediately changed his face and his voice became flattering, "Sir Lei, good morning. I'm Xiao Huang from Tsim Sha Tsui District."
Raymond twitched the corner of his mouth, "You're even older than me and you're so cute." Thanks for your words, "What's the matter?"
Huang Qifa quickly explained the matter briefly, focusing on describing the gangster's violent mood and danger, and then said that he needed to find a capable negotiator.
"Why are your men talking so much nonsense?" Wang Yaozu, who happened to have nothing to do and came to inspect his nephew, picked his ears.
"You think everyone is like you, so I don't have to worry about it." Raymond said without hesitation: "You hear me, don't talk nonsense."
"Yes, yes, sir Lei's lesson is right." On the other end of the phone, Huang Qifa immediately stood at attention and said in a loud voice.
Wang Yaozu: Damn, what a talent, he can even imagine what the other person looks like.
"Okay, I get it." Subordinate leaders who are flattering and obedient will definitely like it, but this is a personal matter, and it would not be good if it was exposed, as it would appear that they have no taste.
"You don't need to send someone. It happens that nothing happens. I went to take a look. I asked twice to change the negotiator. There is something going on here. Only the fools like you can't hear it." Wang Yaozu said with a smile.
Raymond didn't stop him, it was better for him to go, it would be safer.
…
At the scene, Huang Qifa hung up the phone, and the Flying Tigers arrived. He immediately walked over and put his hands in his pockets and began to lecture, "Now the robbers are taking the hostages to the rooftop. You guys immediately go to the building opposite to set up a sniper position. I want to know what the robbers are doing."
Move."
After waving the Flying Tigers away, Huang Qifa reluctantly walked towards the completely blocked building again. He was going to talk to the robbers again. I am the person in charge. Is there any problem with talking to me?
Why do you look down on me?
In fact, sometimes robbers are like women. They are not afraid of losing their temper. As long as they lick well, they will eventually succeed. Huang Qifa cheered himself up and took the elevator to the rooftop.
"Why are you here again?" The handsome boy frowned when he saw Huang Qifa. Sure enough, no plan can keep up with the changes. People are not dead after all, and there will always be people who jump out and cause trouble for you.
Huang Qifa licked his face, still remembering the negotiator's first priority, to keep a smile so that the gangsters would feel friendly enough and lose their vigilance, "Let's talk about it, what are you afraid of? What are your requirements? Do you want a plane? Come on."
Full of oil."
handsome guy:"……"
"I only have one request." The handsome guy looked helpless.
"Say it!" Huang Qifa was very excited. Finally, the other party finally made a request. What should we do next?
"Turn around, open the door, go out, and then close the door. Stay away from me and get as far away from me as you can."
"Pfft!" The police officers behind Huang Qifa couldn't hold it back anymore. They lowered their heads one by one, gritted their teeth, and said "Kuku, Kuku, Kuku..." in their mouths.
The dog-licking inspector was pulled out by the kidnappers and ridiculed in public. The idiot leader died socially on the spot. Who can withstand this!
Not even those who have received professional training!
I really tried my best not to laugh.
I don’t blame our army for not being able to bear it, it’s just that the leadership is too cool.
Huang Qifa's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. He was so embarrassed that he couldn't stay in this place anymore. He turned around and left angrily. As soon as he walked out of the door, he heard a surprised and exclamatory voice coming from the other side,
"No, you are really obedient."
Huang Qifa Yangtian reacted: Ahhhhhhhhh
The subordinate who really can’t hold it in any longer: Kuku, hahaha
He turned his head and glared at his subordinates. They quickly turned their heads and covered their mouths, making their whole bodies tremble and their faces turned red as if they had climaxed.
Fortunately, a savior came at the critical moment. The roar of the helicopter propeller immediately broke the joyful atmosphere. A Black Hawk helicopter hovered over the roof of the building in front of everyone's astonished eyes. As the rope was lowered at a high speed,
A figure wearing sunglasses, holding a cigar, and wearing a navy blue suit descended from the sky.
Whenever this happens, Huang Qifa reacts the fastest. He wipes away the embarrassment on his face. He takes three steps and two steps at a time and jumps in front of Wang Yaozu who descends from the sky. He bends down and says with a flattering look on his face: "Sir Wang, why are you here? Come on,
This way please, this way please."
"Are you Huang Qifa?" Wang Yaozu looked the old guy up and down and reached out to pat his shoulder with admiration, "The old Huang family is full of talents!"
"I don't dare to take it, I don't take it. Thank you Sir Wang for the compliment." Wang Yaozu's words made his bones lighter by three points. Huang Qifa's wrinkled old face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and all the embarrassment just now disappeared.
It doesn't matter if a subordinate sees something dirty, as long as the leader is optimistic about it, after all, it is the leader who is in charge of promotion, not some bullshit subordinate.
"Are you the robber?" Wang Yaozu turned his head and looked at the handsome guy hiding on the side of a circular pillar, wearing sunglasses and blocked by a short fat man in front of him.
"Yes, that's him!" Huang Qifa immediately became energetic, pointed at the handsome guy and said: "This guy is extremely cruel and vicious, with a bad temper. He looks like a perverted lunatic at first glance. Even the snipers I arranged can't hit him. He is extremely cunning.
"
He immediately changed his expression as he spoke, "Of course, if Sir Wang is here, he will definitely be captured without mercy. No gangster can escape in front of you."
Wang Yaozu turned his head and looked at Huang Qifa, "Take off your suit and give it to me."
"Ah? Ah!" Huang Qifa was stunned, then took it off without saying a word and handed it over.
Wang Yaozu took it and spread it over Huang Qifa's head, "Go over there, be quiet, and just pretend you don't know anything, okay?"
Huang Qifa: "..."
A group of police officers chanted kukukuku again, and the scene became joyful again.
After driving away this guy who only knew how to flatter, Wang Yaozu looked at the handsome guy, took a look, and couldn't help but nodded, "You are so handsome and have such a good temperament, you can't be a bad person at first glance."
Huang Qifa, who had just taken off his suit from his head after being driven aside, staggered in his steps. Being handsome means he is not a bad person. Why!
What's wrong with being ugly? He must be a bad person?
"Tell me, why did you secretly and overtly find reasons to change negotiators twice? I think your robbery was fake and you had another purpose in looking for talents." Wang Yaozu asked with a smile.
The handsome guy took off his sunglasses and rubbed his forehead with his hand. His face was full of distress. The people who were supposed to come didn't come, but the people who shouldn't come appeared one after another. How could they lead this giant Buddha out?