Chapter 177 It turns out that dating uses statistics
Deserted island, beach, parasol, Zeng Xiaoxian wearing sunglasses and beach pants, lying on the beach chair, sipping two Cokes, with a satisfied look on his face, Ran pinched the Screaming Chicken on his belly at any time, Screaming Chicken
He immediately let out a scream.
"Oh woo..."
Suddenly, a monster wearing metallic luster armor and a pair of horns on its head jumped out of the water, like an angry bull, and crashed into Zeng Xiaoxian on the desert island.
Screaming Chicken, a strange prop converted from Zeng Xiaoxian's Noble Phantasm, has extraordinary abilities and maximum taunting power.
Of course, the only drawback is that it has no lethality.
And for normal people, they would just find this guy annoying.
Originally, Zeng Xiaoxian was furious at the screaming chicken, but look at Zhang Wei, who has turned into a warrior in golden armor, look at Tang Youyou, who has turned his singing into a hard control, and look at his own
What else does a screaming chicken deserve besides a beating?
But now...
"Brother Xian is awesome!"
"Brother Xian, you are the most handsome!"
While the players were flattering Zeng Xiaoxian, they stood shoulder to shoulder and started fighting with the monster above their heads.
Not all players can obtain the Water Dragon Possession Black Marin. If they want to own the Teigu, in addition to spending money to buy it, they have to hunt dangerous species. However, the dangerous species in the world have been destroyed by the players, and there are not many dangerous species left.
You can only come to the world to hunt monsters, but these monsters are all hiding in the water, so this becomes an endless cycle.
Originally, when the players with rings didn't go into the water, monsters would often attack on the desert island, but now that those guys have gone into the water, how can the monsters still have a chance to show up?
So these players could only watch helplessly sitting on a deserted island, watching those big guys fighting monsters on the bottom of the sea.
However, the imagination of the players is unlimited. They gritted their teeth, stamped their feet, and suddenly found the world's Sima Heavy Industries, built a batch of metal submersibles, and jumped into the sea holding oxygen bottles.
Although I have become a pervert in a tight-fitting suit, I can still fight monsters, but my oxygen consumption is a bit high, and I can't perform some moves. I accidentally cut off my oxygen tube, or my oxygen bottle is broken by a monster.
, then we can only wait for death at the bottom of the sea.
However, the appearance of Zeng Xiaoxian changed this embarrassing situation. As long as he squeezed the screaming chicken in his hand, there would definitely be a monster that didn't like him and wanted to hammer him to death.
"Uh haha...burp!"
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled proudly, his eyebrows trembling into waves. He formed a team with this group of players. Every time he pinched the Screaming Chicken, he would get 500 luck coins, and the monster materials were theirs. There was something more profitable than this.
Business?
It's not that no player wants to exchange for his Screaming Chicken, but because the exchange is a projection, the taunting power is limited, so there is no way to do it like him. If you pinch it, a monster will immediately come over and kill you in anger.
"Phew! It feels much better!"
At this moment, Hu Yifei surfaced, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately stood up, pushed up his sunglasses, looked away, and then slumped back onto the beach chair, losing energy again.
It wasn't Hu Yifei's figure that disappointed him, but because of the presence of Black Marlin, Hu Yifei didn't have any water on her body when she came out, so the scene where he was looking forward to the water lotus and the little lotus showing her sharp horns did not appear.
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian enjoying himself like this, Hu Yifei's originally subdued depression immediately turned into anger again.
She ran away before, no, it was a tactical retreat, and she flew in the direction of Hong Kong for a long time. When she arrived at Hong Kong, she found that what came into view was a military base, and she was almost shot into a white light by random gunfire.
Returned to the main god space.
If Leng Feng hadn't contacted the coalition government, she would have probably started a fight with the people from Shard Dome.
Then she was flown back to San Francisco, feeling quite disgraced and furious. She could only come here to slay monsters and vent her anger.
He grabbed the Coke from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, drank it all in one gulp, chewed the ice cubes, and then used a red cannon to burn the Coke bottle into ashes.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei speechlessly. It's not like you don't have any space ring. Do you have to steal it from me?
After the players killed the Abomination, the onlookers Sekiya Miracle began to help them allocate the materials: "The shell of the Abomination is the most expensive, so is it okay to distribute it equally? The claws and horns are divided into twenty parts, and each person is divided first.
Two copies, the one with the highest output gets two more copies, and so on, as for flesh and blood..."
Soon, Sekiya Miracle came to the two of them with a piece of steak that was as tall as one person. Oh no, it was the Hatred Spare Ribs: "Would you like to eat it? Let me tell you, the Hatred Spare Ribs are more delicious than Kobe Steak."
Although the monsters in this world cannot have therapeutic functions like the gastrea, they taste more chewy than the gastrea. After all, the skin is so thick that even missiles cannot penetrate it. Thanks to the fact that the players have already evolved to
Stage 3, otherwise the bite may not move.
"Of course." Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his hands, looked at Hu Yifei and said, "Come on, brother Xian, I'll treat you to a steak."
As a future billionaire who can make money just by squeezing a screaming chicken, Zeng Xiaoxian has begun to swell and even walks with a sway.
Guan Gu magically set up a fire, and everyone from Love Apartment gathered around to help. Soon, everyone had the kind of super bone-in meat that can only be seen in comics, and they were gnawing it with joy.
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"Cheunchen, what about Haitang? I haven't seen him for a long time."
Hu Yifei slurred his words while eating. After all, he was still Zhao Haitang's teacher in a strict sense.
"Don't mention it. That guy has been pestering me. I just tricked him into the dungeon world. He is probably looking for us all over the world."
Zhang Wei held the bones on both sides with both hands and took a vicious bite, as if the meat in his mouth was Zhao Haitang and wanted to kill him in one bite.
"He's pestering you?"
Chen Meijia discovered Hua Dian and her eyes started to shine. This plot is very familiar.
"What are you thinking? He is pestering me to ask for Dali. Where can I find Dali for him?" Zhang Wei asked angrily.
"Isn't Zhuge Dali always with you?" Qin Yumo asked confused.
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "She said that according to statistics, most couples feel that distance can produce beauty. In order to prevent both parties from getting tired of each other, she planned to separate from me for a while."
"Does it turn out that statistics are needed to fall in love?"
Lu Zhanbo was thoughtful. It turns out that this is needed for dating. I wrote it down. He secretly glanced at Lin Wanyu who was eating meat with his head down, and thought to himself that he must make a good statistics on the success rate of confessions of men from science and engineering.
"Wanted, why is Dali wanted? What did she do wrong?" Guan Guqingqi said in shock.
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. At this moment, Zhao Haitang sent a message to everyone present: Come to the dungeon world, something big has happened!