Chapter 216 Brother, don't you think your head is a little heavy?
There was such a poignant love story a long time ago. A girl made Coke chicken wings for a boy. The boy took a bite and said: "It's so delicious!"
The girl also took a bite: "Liar! It's not cooked at all!!"
The boy said softly: "Little fool, whatever you do tastes delicious to me."
The girl smiled happily.
A few days later, the boy and the girl died of bird flu...
It’s not that weirdos can’t be eaten. Let’s not talk about Saitama, an unknown creature that looks for weirdos as food every three days. In the original plot, Sonic once made weirdos’ cells into Western food and paired it with red wine. After chewing it slowly...
stomach.
So it is obvious that the chicken wings in the hands of this couple who only care about showing off their affection are not cooked at all!
"Haha, how dare you call this a superhero?"
Looking at the Justice League Square where blood was splattered, two men in vests crossed their arms and laughed. Behind them, there was a group of people in strange clothes.
"Strange, why are there no kill quotas?"
The players ignored them. For players, an NPC without a mission is just a passer-by, unless the passer-by is very good-looking.
"I heard that these two weirdos were transformed from Ben Sekiya and her girlfriend." Someone said.
The players suddenly realized that it was the little cod prince. No wonder he mutated. It was an old traditional performing arts. In the past, that guy often experimented on himself and turned into a gastrea.
It's just that when players become monsters, not only can they not control themselves, they become walking zombies, and other players will not get luck coins after killing them, so as long as they are not stupid, they will not do this.
"I don't think it's okay to turn into red eyes, but it's a bit unbearable to turn into such a monster."
Some players shook their heads. This thing is uglier than zombies. If the next upgrade stage is this kind of transformation, killing them will not strengthen it.
"Damn it, I'm talking to you!"
"I heard that those hero associations have their own hero names. How about we give one to ourselves too."
"That's a good idea. What do you think of calling me Super Handsome Guy?"
"roll!"
The vest tiger and the vest black hole were furious. This time, they represented the heroes of the Hero Association and wanted to stop the players from this arrogant behavior of grabbing monsters.
"Isn't it a good idea for us to do this?"
Wearing a green helmet on his head, huge windproof glasses on his face, and a retro bicycle beside him, the unlicensed rider complained a little.
If Saitama is a hero motivated by enthusiasm, the Undocumented Knight is a hero with firm convictions. Although he does not have extraordinary power, he still works hard for the justice in his heart every day.
Other C-level heroes come to players because they steal their monsters, while the purpose of the Undocumented Knights is to see if the Justice League is as they advertise, asking for nothing in return and only seeking to eliminate monsters.
"boom!"
The players' ignorance finally angered Black Hole in the vest, he raised his fist and smashed it on the ground, making a loud noise.
Although he is a B-class hero, this time the Vest Tigers, who are also members of the Vest Gang, invited him over in order to increase their momentum. What's more, although B-class heroes will not be removed, they still rely on performance. People like him
B-level heroes who only pick on the weak and weak have had their recent performance greatly affected.
"I said, have you had enough trouble?"
Looking at the players who had calmed down, Black Hole in the vest felt that his blow must have suppressed these rich second-generation people. He put his numb right hand behind his back and said calmly: "I'm here to inform you.
, stop playing the hero game, go home and be your rich second generation!"
Players blinked, when did we become the second generation of rich people? Has my father really been lying to me? Our family is actually very rich. The entire rental house actually belongs to our family. My parents actually go to work every day.
When you go for a walk, every time you go to check the door, you are actually going to collect rent?
"Who is this guy? Is he here to cause trouble?"
"Can I brush him off?"
"Master Fei, Master Fei, someone ruined the place!"
The players looked at this mentally retarded NPC who could swell his hands by hammering the ground. They thought it was better not to argue with the mentally retarded NPC, so they decisively decided to let Hu Yifei go.
Although it is strange to say this, compared to other