Chapter 278 Kotomine Kirei: Only Mapo Tofu can make me feel happy
"Is there any mistake? Does this game still have forced summoning?"
In the empty ramen shop, the owner Kirei Kotomine ignored the sudden appearance of Sekiya's miracle and kneaded the noodles as if nothing had happened.
Seeing that the dough had become smooth and the surface of the board was clean, Kotomine Kirei nodded with satisfaction, and then put it into a basin. It couldn't be pulled out yet, and it was time to wake up. Kotomine Kirei put it into the basin.
Then he looked at Guangu Mingmi: "Servant?"
"Uh, yes, I am Ben Sekiya, and my job description is Assassin. Please give me some advice!" Sekiya Miracle first bowed deeply to Kotomine Kirei, then looked at his master, and couldn't help but be a little shocked:
"You are, you are the priest!"
Kotomine Kirei picked up a piece of dough that had woken up and started to pull noodles. He looked back at Sekiya Miracle: "Do you know me?"
"I heard someone mentioned it."
I don’t know how to explain Guan Gu’s magic, so I can only say this.
Kotomine Kirei was thoughtful and threw the noodles into the pot: "Can we still chat in the Heroic Soul Seat?"
"We can chat, but the ones you summoned before couldn't." Guan Gu magically explained: "We don't belong to the same system."
"By the way, I remember that your hand seemed to have been chopped off. Is your hand a prosthetic limb?"
Guan Gu magically remembers that this world seems to be at the end of the twentieth century, and technology is not that developed, right? Is it using magic or something like that?
Kirei Kotomine picked up a spoon with his right hand, fished out the noodles, put it in a bowl, put on seasonings, and handed it to Mitsuya Miraculously: "Puppet technology is considered a prosthetic limb."
Sekiya looked at the bowl full of blood-red tofu and the ramen with no noodles at all, and fell into silence.
"Is this your new dish?"
"No, this is the only food we have here."
Sekiya looked at the Menko Raque Ramen Shop, and then at the ramen that looked weird no matter how he looked at it. He already understood the truth, but he still picked up the chopsticks, said "I'm going to start", and started eating with a huff.
.
He had been fighting in the world for a long time. He was originally going to go looking for the evil god with his friends, but before he even set off, he was pulled over. Thinking that he really hadn't eaten, he wasn't polite.
thump!
Guangu's mysterious face fell into the bowl of the sea, and there was no movement for a long time.
"Ah! Water, water, water!"
Ten minutes later, consciousness returned again. Guan Gu magically sighed, stood up from his seat, and looked for water in the store.
Gulu gulu!
Looking at the bowl of ramen with lingering fear, Guangu asked with a trembling voice: "What did you add to it?"
Kotomine Kirei smiled slightly and seemed to be in a very happy mood: "Mapo tofu."
Crazy, why do you add mapo tofu to ramen?
No, you added ramen noodles to Mapo Tofu! And you only added a few ramen noodles!
The moment he swallowed Mapo Tofu, he felt as if his stomach was erupting like a volcano, his mouth was full of heat, and even his soul almost wanted to keep a distance from his body to prevent it from being contaminated.
"Don't waste it, you haven't finished it yet." Kotomine Kirei pointed at the ramen, like a devil whispering.
Guangu's magical eyes began to lose focus. Recalling the feeling that his soul was so ecstatic, he actually felt a little moved.
Gritting his teeth, he placed a kettle next to the sea bowl and used his chopsticks again.
thump!
An hour later, Guangu Qingqi washed his face and asked: "Master, what should we do now?"
He knew that the strength of Kotomine Kirei was not inferior to that of ordinary heroic spirits, and he could not force him to carry him with him.
Kotomine Kirei put away the dishes and said casually: "You can do whatever you want. Anyway, I don't intend to grab the Holy Grail."
Sekiya Miracle:???
No, in order to grab the Holy Grail, you put your own hand in it before, and now you tell me you don’t want it?
Why don't you bring the Holy Grail and make a wish to restore your arm?
"From the beginning to the end, I am not interested in the Holy Grail because I have no wish." Kotomine Kirei washed the bowl and continued to knead the noodles.
Sekiya Qi Qi seriously doubted that this guy's main business was to produce handmade ramen for sale, not to open a ramen restaurant.
"Well, as long as you're happy."
If this master wants to live free-range, let him play by himself. Guan Gu will feel that he is debt-free and light-hearted.
"No, only Mapo Tofu can make me feel happy." Kirei Kotomine explained in a rare way: "In other words, watching others eat Mapo Tofu,"
I understand, you just want to see other people’s painful expressions when they eat Mapo Tofu!
"Farewell!"
Guan Gu magically clasped his fists and prepared to run away. It looked like he couldn't stay in this place any longer. If he ate mapo tofu a few more times, he might become the most miserable heroic spirit in history.
"By the way, has Kallen been in your world all these years?" Kotomine Kirei seemed to ask casually.
Karen?
Guan Gu magically blinked, and then he remembered that Blockbuster's follower seemed to be called Kallen, and he had deceived him from this world. How could he cultivate it? It was so jealous.
"Well, you're not still jealous that she cut off your right hand, are you? She's still just a child!"
Guan Guqi magically said, this guy doesn't want to drug Kallen, no, he wants to treat her to Mapo tofu, right?
Kotomine Kirei said nothing, indicating that Sekiya Miracle could get out.
Yes, this world is actually, bah, the world two years from now.
However, due to the intrusion of players and the tampering of Alaya and Gaia, this side world was changed into an even more side world.
It has to be said that Alaya and Gaia are indeed capitalists, trying their best to exploit the world.
Sekiya Miracle was lost in thought. This time the battle for the Holy Grail was so sudden that he didn't even know who the participants were, let alone fighting each other.
And this time it’s not 7V7, but seven heroic spirits and the Master fighting each other to obtain the Holy Grail.
Therefore, he cannot, like those previous players, first form alliances with each other, attack NPC heroes, and then compete with each other. He must hide.
Yes, I am Assassin, isn't it natural to hide it?
Sekiya Miracle immediately turned his attention to Kotomine Kirei, how about I work in a ramen restaurant temporarily?
"Ahem, Father, are you short of people in your store?"
Kotomine Kirei put down the dough, looked at Sekiya Miracle, nodded and said: "Okay, you can help me attract customers."
Sekiya Qi Qi looked at the empty restaurant, then looked at a passing office worker, and saw Sek Gu Qi Qi standing in the ramen restaurant looking at him. His pupils shrank, and the briefcase in his hand fell to the ground.
, the documents inside were scattered on the floor, but he didn't even bother to pick them up and ran away in a hurry.
The magic of Guangu:......
Seeing that he was still standing there stupidly, Kotomine Kirei said impatiently: "Hurry up and get someone."
How can this attract people? When people see me, they feel like they are seeing a ghost.
"Hurry up and chase him, don't let him run away!"
Kotomine Kirei urged.
Finally, Guan Gu magically realized that when the other party talked about soliciting customers, he meant soliciting customers in a literal sense, the kind of forceful and forceful one!
No wonder those people saw me, no, seeing this store was like seeing a ghost, because this is indeed a devil's cave!