"Western Lingshan should have been competing with you for faith, right?"
Zhang Chen asked.
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor looked heavy and stroked his beard and said: "Yes, those bald donkeys are really too much. They stared at my daughter again and again."
Zhang Chen looked at the Jade Emperor with sympathy. He said that as the ruler of the three realms, if he really wants to marry his daughter, not only a heroic figure like Erlang Shen, but at least an immortal, right?
Don't talk about whether you are worthy or not, just talk about life span. If the fairies stay in seclusion, your husband will become a pile of skeletons. Isn't this a man who seeks death every day?
"You have obtained the Tree of Life, and there is only one Bodhi tree left in the Three Realms that you have not mastered. But have you ever thought about why the reputation of Western Lingshan is so much better than yours?"
Zhang Chen stabbed the Jade Emperor again, and the Jade Emperor's expression became increasingly ugly.
"Because most of their Buddhas came from the human world, they were originally humans!"
Zhang Chen explained.
The gods in heaven were born from the Peach God Tree and the Netherworld God Tree, and are not humans. This is why the gods believed it when the Jade Emperor said that gods have no human feelings, because they are not the same species in the first place.
Zhang Chen didn't know about the Tree of Life, but from the fact that the tree owner called Jehovah, it can be seen that their pantheon should be like angels, which has nothing to do with humans. Combined with the theory that everyone is guilty, it is estimated that there is no
A person can become a god.
But the Western Lingshan is different. They like to save people the most. Therefore, many of the Western Buddhas were originally human beings.
Only people know what they want and need. They may not be able to give it to you, but they have a way to make you temporarily believe that they will give it to you. That is why Buddhism is so widespread in the world, and Taoism, which had great advantages, is
He was so squeezed that he couldn't breathe, and even began to prepare to let the Jade Emperor's daughter get married, destroying his little faith.
On the surface, Tong Yuan and Xiao Qi are two people who are in love, but what is Tong Yuan's identity? He is just a scholar in the academy, at most a scholar. To be honest, the emperor may not agree with such a person being a human consort, let alone
Forget about heaven.
Once the matter spreads, the face of the Heavenly Court will be completely lost. After all, a scholar can find a fairy as his wife, so there is no reason why I, the number one scholar, can't find her, right?
Don't talk nonsense. Tong Yuan is a good person. There are many good people in the world. Why can he find a fairy to be his wife, but I can't?
And if human beings don’t take faith seriously, you can imagine what the incense in heaven will become, and it will be a matter of time before it weakens.
Zhang Chen estimated that the Jade Emperor later broke the pot because he knew that Tong Yuan was able to go to heaven only with the help of Guanyin. However, he was not a kind person, so he simply flipped the table and made people aware of Xiao Qi's marriage.
As everyone knows, in the end Heaven will perish, but Lingshan will also disappear, leaving humans to take charge of their own affairs.
"So you mean to get some people to go to heaven?"
The Jade Emperor actually had this idea at the beginning, so he planned to let Tong Yuan become an immortal in his next life. However, this guy actually took away his own cabbage. Can he not be angry?
I really thought that in the original plot, he gave the gold to Tong Yuan's family with good intentions. Just kidding, the gold in the field turned into shit as soon as Magistrate Fu took it away. If he said it had nothing to do with him, the Queen Mother wouldn't believe it. She made it clear that she was deliberately trying to mess with him.
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"Yes, you can actually make Tong Yuan the master of the Tree of Life."
Zhang Chen began to teach the Jade Emperor how to be a behind-the-scenes boss, and the Jade Emperor's eyes lit up.
In fact, the method is very simple. When the news comes out, it is said that Tong Yuan defeated the Demon King of the Western Regions and became the master of the Tree of Life. Then the Jade Emperor will marry his daughter and form an alliance with the Western Regions gods.
Of course, when the time comes, we don’t need to call it the Western Gods, for example, Confucianism and Taoism. The immortals can be called saints and form another sect.
"Wonderful!"
After reading the novel "Xi Xiu" for a long time, the Jade Emperor clapped his hands and praised, "The mortal world is actually more interested in Confucianism and Taoism than Buddhism and Taoism. After all, these are closely related to their lives, and the incense they can get must be more, but in the past he
They all directly recruit Wenquxing to receive the incense, and there are not many people who worship him.
On the other side of Lingshan Mountain, when they see the Lord of the Tree of Life forming an alliance with Heaven, they will definitely be wary. However, the Tree of Life is already in decline. If it were not the embodiment of the rules of the world, once it is destroyed, it will be hated by the world.
, Lingshan had already killed the snake demon.
The reason why I didn't kill it was because I wanted to see the snake demon messing around with the tree of life. Maybe I would kill the tree. If there is one less tree, there will be one less object to compete for the incense.
So they will definitely find ways to sow discord between the Jade Emperor and Tong Yuan, but they don't know that the real owner of the Tree of Life is the Jade Emperor. Then the Jade Emperor will be able to see a large-scale monkey trick, and maybe return the favor.
You can get some benefit from it.
As soon as he thought of it, he did it. The Jade Emperor immediately called Xiao Qi and planned to arrange it.
At this time, Yu Xiaoqi felt angry because she was forcibly pulled up to heaven. When she saw her father, she didn't even bother to scream, and her nose was not a nose, and her face was not a face, so she just glared at the Jade Emperor with her nostrils.
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Then the Jade Emperor's face darkened, and the unlucky child regained his majestic face, and said in a deep voice: "I already know about you and Tong Yuan!"
Yu Xiaoqi, who was still arrogant at first, immediately had a flash of panic on her face and said anxiously: "Ah, are you saying that I haven't done a hundred good deeds? How about I go down to earth and do it now?"
I have been reading the novel "嘘戅" for a long time. The Jade Emperor was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, "Good guy, is there such a thing?"
He immediately looked at Erlang Shen, who lowered his head. It was really not his fault, it was the Queen Mother who forbade him to say it.
Looking at this quirky little daughter, the Jade Emperor sighed. It was really hard for her to be so quick-witted that she could find a chance to go down to earth while putting aside her relationship with Tong Yuan. So he hummed: "I have to promise you."
Things to do with Tong Yuan."
"Really?" Yu Xiaoqi was so happy that she threw herself into the Jade Emperor's arms and said coquettishly, "I knew that the Jade Emperor's father was the best to me."
The Jade Emperor suddenly panicked and wanted to struggle away, but was hugged tightly by Yu Xiaoqi. He could only scold him: "It's unbecoming, and there are still people watching!"
"What's the matter? Isn't it normal for a daughter to act like a spoiled child to her father?"
Yu Xiaoqi disagreed.
It's normal, but your daughter, who has lived for who knows how many years, is acting coquettishly to another father who has also lived for many years. It's very inconsistent no matter how you look at it. It's like a certain lolita god who only grows in age but not in brains!
Seeing that he could not get rid of his daughter, the Jade Emperor could only continue to say: "Of course, if Tong Yuan wants to marry you, there is one condition."
Hearing that there were still conditions, Yu Xiaoqi immediately lost her enthusiasm. She let go of the Jade Emperor and looked at Zhang Chen and Esdeath curiously. Hey, this woman is so immoral and evil!
She was in a bad mood before and had no time to care about Zhang Chen and the others. Now she heard that the Jade Emperor agreed to her being with Tong Yuan. Although there were conditions, there was always hope, right?
"Tong Yuan is going to find the Tree of Life and defeat the snake demon, and then I will make him a saint." Xixi Yunxuan Pavilion Xixi
When the Jade Emperor stated his conditions, he was actually just putting on a show for everyone to see. However, with his daughter's IQ, he could only keep it a secret.
"Snake demon, is it very powerful?"
Yu Xiaoqi's eyes rolled around wildly.
The Jade Emperor nodded and subconsciously glanced at Esdeath, super fierce.
"Can we call for help?"
Yu Xiaoqi asked.
The Jade Emperor naturally nodded. He thought that Xiao Qi meant that Tong Yuan asked her to help. This was also part of the Jade Emperor's plan. He was just kidding. Tong Yuan was just a human being. Without Xiao Qi's help, there would be problems no matter what he thought.
Make it public.
"That's great, I'll go find the second sister for help!"
The Jade Emperor continues...
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He looked at Xiao Qi in astonishment and saw Xiao Qi smiling and saying: "When the time comes, Tong Yuan and Lao Fuzi will be able to become saints together and marry my second sister and me!"