Chapter 379 Yang Jian: Cutting your head in the first month will surely kill your uncle!
"this……"
Not only Zhang Chen was dumbfounded, but Tang Seng and his disciples were also dumbfounded.
That's right, Tang Seng's disciples did not listen to Tang Seng's words and go to get the scriptures. Instead, they ran over to help. However, due to the intrusion of the players, Yue Meiyan had already been rescued before they could take action.
What is this?
Just run away if you can't beat him?
Zhang Chen smacked his lips. He thought there was a fierce battle waiting for him, and he was planning to gather his younger brothers to fight against the world. But before the fight started, the opponent dodged.
If you think about it carefully, it seems that most of the Buddhas in the mythical world are of this nature. If they can't be defeated, they just pretend that since it's destiny, it's not easy for us to intervene. It's not that we can't defeat them, but that we don't want to.
"Forget it, Tang Monk, from today on, you will be the Jade Emperor, right?"
Zhang Chen patted Tang Seng on the shoulder and encouraged him: "Come on, I'm optimistic about you."
"ah?"
Tang Seng was confused. He was a monk. Why did he suddenly want to be the Jade Emperor?
"You have love in your heart, big and small. I think more of you than the Jade Emperor who does nothing."
Zhang Chen explained.
This is what he said sincerely. This Jade Emperor combines Chinese and Western elements, and is surrounded by a bunch of women's soldiers. He is a scumbag. If such a person becomes the Jade Emperor, it will be a disaster for the three worlds. It is better to be Tang Monk.
"But I have no experience."
Tang Seng was in a very difficult position. He was just a simple monk who wanted to obtain the true scriptures and save the world.
Zhang Chen did not comment on this. To be honest, in the world of mythology, the so-called Mahayana Buddhism must be effective, but just like what Tang Monk said before, the Buddha saves people who are destined. If there is no such destiny, should they suffer or suffer?
Gotta bear it.
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It was certainly wrong for Yue Meiyan to kill the Four Heavenly Kings, but it was not the Four Heavenly Kings who shouted at Yue Meiyan to kill her in the first place. In modern times, it was a legitimate defense, but just because she killed the Four Heavenly Kings, Yue Meiyan had to die.
In this river? Ahem, is this reasonable?
Look at the group of sand sculpture monsters that the players saw before. Their territory has been taken over by others. They don't want to eat people, but just like young and Dangerous boys to take it back.
"It doesn't matter, someone has experience."
Zhang Chen snapped his fingers, and his apprentice, Emperor Yang Jian, immediately appeared.
Of course, this Yang Jian is just a heroic spirit, and the real Yang Jian is still handling official affairs in the world of "Lotus Lantern".
"I'll leave the rest to you. I'll withdraw as a teacher."
Zhang Chen waved his hand and stepped out of the way.
"Yes, Master!"
Although Zhang Chen was lazy, Yang Jian was very respectful to Zhang Chen. This man had saved his family, and even the entire Three Realms, so he naturally respected him extremely.
"Humph, he is indeed a heinous criminal!"
Yang Jian looked at the Jade Emperor who was trembling with fear and was furious. A golden light shot out from between his eyebrows and directly beat the Jade Emperor to ashes.
There is no way, the Jade Emperor in his world is his uncle. Although the Jade Emperor is not a human being, Yao Ji still misses her family affection very much. In addition, the Queen Mother takes care of her, so now when Yang Jian sees the Jade Emperor, he can only call him uncle.
Not to mention how depressed I was.
With Yao Ji, he can't kill the Jade Emperor without any psychological burden at all. Well, I will record the video later and show it to my uncle.
Those bad guys really didn't lie to him. A haircut in the first month of the year would indeed kill his uncle!
"Damn it, so fierce!"
Tang Seng and his disciples were startled and stared at everyone to death.
After killing the Jade Emperor of another world, Yang Jian felt happy, and then began to teach how to reform the new world.
All living beings are equal, the people are the masters of the country, and the Jade Emperor wants to compete for positions...
Tang Monk nodded repeatedly when he heard this. He even forgot about his wife in his arms. He clasped his hands and performed a Buddhist salute to Yang Jian: "Amitabha, donor Yang Jian is indeed a man of great wisdom. How about this? You will be the first Jade Emperor."
when?"
Yang Jian shook his head repeatedly. He still had a lot of things to do, such as providing electricity and waterways to the world, planning the layout of various cities, and applying for ID cards for monsters...
He had already planned to step down decisively after serving as president for this term. Now this Tang Monk actually wants him to do double duty. He is simply not a son of a man.
"Well, since no one is willing, how about I do it?"
Zhu Bajie said with a shy face.
Everyone ignored him and finally chose Tang Monk as the Jade Emperor. However, because the Jade Emperor in this world was too useless, they even had to set up their own team, otherwise no one in the Three Realms would listen to them.
Fortunately, with Yang Jian's help, he also started his own recruitment...
"Well, this apprenticeship is indeed not in vain."
Zhang Chen was very satisfied when he saw Yang Jian being so skilled.
No world is black and white, and killing is never the right way to go. Players kill all the bad guys and leave a mess for the creatures of this world. It is hard to say whether it is good or bad for this world.
Just like the Tathagata in this world, doesn't he know that the Jade Emperor is fatuous?
In the original plot, Sun Wukong was scared to death when he held a knife, but when Buddha came, he became hardened.
But Tathagata needs the Jade Emperor's mediocrity, because only the Jade Emperor's mediocrity can prove their bliss in the West.
Only in this way can they collect more merits and build their golden bodies.
Although this is not harmful to the will of the world, after all, only evil can lead to good, and mutual opposition can lead to the cycle of yin and yang, but Zhang Chen doesn't like this, why should he let others pick the peach?
Since merit is given by all sentient beings, why can't sentient beings have merit? Why should they continue to be superior, cause natural and man-made disasters from time to time, and come to rescue the suffering?
Not to mention things like merit, which are part of luck in itself, Zhang Chen can also benefit from this, and naturally he will help the other world enter the new era.
"Boss, all the gasterozoans have been almost killed by the players."
At this moment, Tendo Mugen knocked on his door.
He only had to snap his fingers to summon his younger brothers, but when they found Zhang Chen, although they could travel to Hestia's villa, they could only travel to the door and knock on the door.
"Uh, so fast?"
Zhang Chen was speechless, are the players trying to clear the world?
"But boss, this is not a good thing for us aborigines."
Tendomu said even more worriedly.
What the hell, I’m helping you exterminate gastrula for free, aren’t you happy yet?
Seeing the displeasure on Zhang Chen's face, Tiantongmu hurriedly explained: "Since we were injected with the gastroenterovirus serum, although our combat effectiveness is not as strong as the players, as we eat the gastrula, our impact on the gastrula has increased."
The demand is also increasing.”
Only then did Zhang Chen understand that, except for the few surviving isolated areas in the "Pitch Black Bullet" world, all creatures in the world have been gastralized. To put it simply, the players are almost killing all their food rations!
"It stands to reason that there should be more in the sea."
Zhang Chen thought to himself that the sea is so big that it should be enough for the players to slaughter for a while.