Chapter 8 Do you know why you are called a single dog?
"What the hell, how did I return to the Main God's Square?"
Under the Goddess Square, Zhang Wei looked confused. I haven’t finished the barbecue yet!
Ultraman history?
Did I say that?
Zhang Wei fell into a life of doubt, but when he saw the 99 bottles of Ultra Blue bottles in the space ring, and then looked at the price of the newly launched Ultra Blue bottles in the mall, he immediately nodded, yes, I said it!
One Ultra Blue bottle costs 1,000 Luck Coins, and 99 bottles equals 99,000 Luck Coins. If anyone says that I didn’t tell Tiga about the secret history of Ultraman, who am I to blame!
As a lawyer, Zhang Wei is confident that he can testify in court. The death penalty will start. Oh no, the person who slandered him will start with the death penalty.
Ultra Blue Bottle: It can greatly restore the player's energy. After eating it, please put it back into the space ring to protect the environment. It is everyone's responsibility.
Looking at the blue bottle in his hand, Zhang Wei grinned. Protect the environment? Are you kidding? Players are the boss. Isn't it common to throw away garbage?
But when he saw the empty bottles at the back for redemption, Zhang Wei's face was solemn. As a lawyer, naturally he cannot break the law. This is what he should do.
"Lawyer Zhang, can you give me one of your bottles?"
At this moment, a very familiar voice that made him extremely frightened came into his ears.
Zhang Wei hurriedly looked back and saw a kind-looking old man looking at him with a smile.
"Qi, Qiye, why are you here?"
Zhang Wei subconsciously wanted to run away, but then he thought, if he really ran away, he might have to go offline to find someone. Wouldn't that be more torturing?
"How strange that you young people can play games, why can't we old people play games? Do you look down on me?"
This old man’s game ID is called, and he seems to be a fan of the Three Kingdoms. He probably likes to listen to people playing the piano. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that Zhang Wei recognizes his real identity!
That's right, he is Hong Qi, known as Master Qi in the world. He once entrusted Zhang Wei to fight a lawsuit, but the result...
Of course, the old man didn't take it to heart, because he found a sunset red apartment near the love apartment, and then lived in it. Well, it was definitely by the way, because his goal from beginning to end was the spring in the apartment.
Li and Qiuxiang.
"No, Master Qi, that's not what I meant. It's just the Ultra Blue bottle. Here it is for you!"
Zhang Wei immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by Master Hong Qi, and hurriedly handed over the Ultra Blue bottle in his hand. As long as this man did not pester him, he would burn the incense.
"That's pretty much it. How do you inject this thing?"
Hong Qiye picked up the Ultra Blue Bottle and gestured with it on his arm. Thanks to the Ultra Blue Bottle, it was actually a blue crystal. If it had been a blue bottle, he would have poured it out long ago.
"injection?"
Zhang Wei was stunned, couldn't this thing be used with just a thought?
If you really need to tilt your neck to drink medicine like in reality, how many trips to the toilet do you have to go to the toilet once to defeat the boss?
"I heard people say that after injection of gastroenterovirus serum, the physical quality will become very strong, especially the life between husband and wife, it is quite beautiful!" Hong Qi smacked his lips, with a look of emotion on his face: "Today's high technology is different.
, I am also worried that the sword will eventually be sheathed in a few years..."
Zhang Wei's jaw almost dropped. Oh my god, even a veteran player like me didn't know that the Lord God game has this function, which can actually make people gallop.
"But Master Qi, you have to get married to do this, and if you do it in a game, you won't be able to have children!"
To be honest, Zhang Wei was a little envious. After all, he and Zhuge Dali couldn't do that. Ahem, no, any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan!
Well, what if we find a time to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Dali to get a certificate and treat him as a treat?
Hong Qiye shook his head and said: "You don't understand this. In fact, only abstinence can lead to longevity."
The conversation between the two continued to go astray. Hong Qiye did not know that the Ultra Blue bottle in his hand was not gastroenterovirus serum. Zhang Wei's attention had been attracted by Hong Qiye's eloquent talk and he did not remind him. He was more concerned.
What is interesting is the married life in the game. It is the first time that I know that the married system also has these functions. Ahem, don’t get me wrong, this is just an old player’s curiosity about the game’s easter eggs.
"Is there such a thing?"
Zhang Wei lamented that, after all, what the elderly like most is studying how to live longer.
"Of course, look at those monks and Taoists. Most of them live long lives. I heard that Zhang Sanfeng lived to be 218 years old."
Zhang Wei curled his lips, wondering which Taoist priest was still a monk these days, and which monk would not consecrate the female benefactor.
"According to what you said, eunuchs are the ones with the longest lifespan."
It's okay not to mention it, but when it comes to this, Hong Qiye becomes interested: "Don't mention it, I've checked. In ancient times, the average life span of a normal person was more than fifty years old, and eunuchs were longer than normal men.
Life span, 14 to 19 more years of life!”
Zhang Wei was speechless and said with admiration: "You are really free...and you have both!"
How long does it take to investigate the lifespan of ancient eunuchs and find the middle value?
"Do you know that the last eunuch, Sun Yaoting, lived to be 94 years old..."
The old man kept talking non-stop, which made Zhang Wei's scalp numb, and he hurriedly stopped and said: "Stop, let's get to the point."
"The point? The point is not that married life affects life span, so can you live longer by playing in the game?"
Hong Qiye also said in astonishment.
Zhang Wei:……
"Forget it, I can't tell you, a single person, but it's good for a single person to live a long life."
Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, why did he respond to the personal attack so well?
Hey, no, I'm not single, why should I be angry?
Seeing the young man's dissatisfaction, Mr. Hong Qi also glared: "Don't believe it, do you know why we call you singles? Because dogs are already dead when they reach your age, and only singles can live to your age!"
The players on the side who were watching the fun suddenly became furious when they heard this. They yelled and cursed one after another, and even prepared to teach this old man a lesson. In reality, I can only bear with you scolding me, but in the game, I beat him to death on the spot.
Do you believe it or not?
"Damn it, you curse again!"
"Old man, you've gone too far! What's wrong with being single? Do single people eat your rice?"
"This old man is so mean. If I offer you 10,000 luck coins, who can help me kill him?"
Zhang Wei was so frightened that he hurriedly formed a team with Hong Qiye, then dragged him into the dungeon and came to the foot of the extinct volcano in Wumen Yue Mountain.
At this time, Diga had already disappeared, and Zhang Wei finally said: "Master Qi, be careful what you say in the future. This is a game, and people will kill people if they don't agree with each other."
Hong Qi seemed to be frightened by the excitement of the players. He nodded solemnly, pondered for a while, and said: "By the way, I remembered the point. The system only recognizes couples, but I can play with you in the game.
If the npc gets married, won’t he be able to continue riding horses?”
The angle is tricky, well-founded, and maybe even system-certified.
Zhang Wei:……
Forget it, it's better to let him go out and be beaten to death.
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