Chapter 57 Yes, it's a miracle that I can survive till now
Dusk, street, Hongxing Kindergarten.
People, two men, bah, a man and a woman, standing across the door.
"Is it you?"
"It's me."
"You're here."
"I am coming."
"You shouldn't have come."
"I'm already here."
"You're here after all."
"I'm here after all."
Silence, a long silence.
Hu Yifei sighed, children nowadays are getting harder and harder to deceive!
Ever since the Hongxing Kindergarten appeared, almost everyone among the players has taken a loli home and tried to please her in every possible way, hoping to contract a follower.
However, with the expansion of Hongxing Kindergarten, the kindergarten has reached the size of a normal kindergarten. Even the principal, Chen Haonan, has begun to recruit teachers to build a primary school to teach children's learning.
Hu Yifei really wants to hang this thing on the flag that was just erected. You are playing a game, you bastard!
Isn’t it the teacher’s job to teach children?
And this is a group of NPCs, bastard! If you have time, can't you teach them in reality?
Chen Haonan was also helpless. It was hard to do business. Today's players are so shameless. In order to please the little lolita, he had to get down and ride on them.
"Grrrr!"
A little lolita rode on Zeng Xiaoxian's neck and passed in front of the two of them. She still grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's hair with her two small hands and shouted: "Fight it, fight it!"
"Okay, uncle will take you to play super sprint again."
With a whoosh, Zeng Xiaoxian and Xiao Loli disappeared in front of them.
A clearly visible 'well' appeared on Hu Yifei's forehead, and Chen Haonan on the side suspected that her blood vessels were about to burst.
"I am a university ideological and political counselor, and what I am best at is teaching children." Hu Yifei took a deep breath and calmed down her mood.
That's right, she's here to apply for a job as a teacher.
Nowadays, the little lolita are all well-educated and cannot be fooled. She raised four little lolita in a row, but they ran away the next day, so she decided to become a teacher and conquer these little devils with her personality charm.
However, Chen Haonan didn't believe it. Although he was the third batch of players to enter the game, he had also seen this fierce female player named Jutu, who was actually Fei Ye.
That tough girl, tell him she is a teacher or a counselor. Which school is this so stubborn and thinks the students are living too well?
But Hu Yifei is also a celebrity after all, not to mention, she is so cruel!
So he could only look left and right at him, frantically making excuses, and hiding wherever he could.
But now, he is blocked at the school gate.
"Master Fei, can we stop making trouble?" Chen Haonan was also speechless. Don't you have any idea whether you can raise children?
Nowadays, little lolita can no longer be deceived with hamburgers!
The most outrageous thing is that you actually have burgers for all three meals!
As a result, when the little Lolita in the kindergarten heard that Hu Yifei was coming, she was terrified.
"Let me tell you, I have experience raising children. Did you see him? I have raised my brother since he was a child." Lu Zhanbo, who was installing circuits in the kindergarten, was pulled over by his sister to bear witness.
"Yes, it's a miracle that I can survive to this day." Lu Zhanbo also nodded, saying that he was indeed raised by Hu Yifei.
Pushing the troublesome brother away, Hu Yifei said impatiently: "I'm just going to apply for a teacher. Is that too much?"
"Okay, how about you become their physical education teacher?" Although Chen Haonan used to be a gangster, there was nothing he could do about it, and now that he is old, he is very happy to be able to teach in the game. In reality,
There is no such opportunity.
What's more, reading makes people wise. Little lolita will become smart after reading books, and will not let players cheat them casually and continue to take advantage of players.
However, it would be good to teach these little lolita martial arts. Recently, players like to do a set of punches in front of the little lolita to attract their admiring eyes.
"No problem, I will turn them into real warriors!" Hu Yifei promised, patting her clearly visible breasts.
Bastard, I didn't want you to train them to be thugs!
"Then come over in one, three, five, seven." Chen Haonan brought up the virtual interface and wrote on it.
Because the game time and reality are 2:1, the kindergarten has a holiday after 12 o'clock in real time. To put it simply, the little lolita had a day off the previous day, and this day of holiday is naturally for the players to play with
Now, as for whether you can adopt him or not, it all depends on his personal charm.
"No problem!" Hu Yifei was very satisfied, believing that under her loving education, those little lolita would fall in love with her as a physical education teacher.
After seeing off the big boss, Chen Haonan breathed a sigh of relief and then opened the door. Hongxing Kindergarten is officially open!
Although many little lolita have been adopted, players will also send them to school.
It's very sad to say that the oldest of these little lolita is ten years old, but in most cases, they can't even speak clearly.
After all, a person who has been out of touch with society for a long time may not be able to speak clearly, let alone these children of the curse who have been abandoned in the outer area since they were children. No one teaches them how to speak.
Of course, there are also some little lolita who don't want to go to school.
"I am the origin of the dolphin factor, and my IQ is higher than that of adults. The knowledge in kindergarten is useless to me." The three-no girl Qianju Natsuyo said expressionlessly that she did not want to play with brats.
Asuna straightened the two braids hanging on her shoulders and said with a gentle smile: "Of course I know our family is very smart, but you still need to make more friends of the same age so that your childhood will be faster.
"
The little girl blushed and felt a little embarrassed. She lowered her head, looked at her toes, and said something vaguely.
Asuna knelt down and hugged her: "What does it mean to be like an old mother? I am your mother!"
Kirito on the side couldn't wait to say: "Yes, I am your father."
The warm atmosphere was instantly ruined by some intruder. Qianju Natsuo glanced at Kirito with disdain and said nothing, but the meaning was obvious: Can you please give me some face?
Kirito's face turned red, who was he looking down on?
Immediately, he revealed his title [Loli Terminator].
Asuna glared at Kirito angrily: "Kirito, do you think that title is pretty?"
Kirito immediately panicked, he was just joking with his daughter, really.
The daily life of the players is so simple. They grind monsters and watch videos online in 1:2 time. The daily life of the little lolita is also very simple. They go to school happily one day and play happily the other day.
At this moment, an unmanned helicopter flew over the players, and then a box fell down.
Snap!
The box fell from the sky, and the huge impact shook the contents out. A children's tricycle appeared in front of the player.