Chapter 89 They didn't suffer, it was me who suffered!
"As the old saying goes, reading is for the purpose of talking to the idiot calmly, and fitness is for the purpose of letting the idiot talk to you calmly, so you have to grasp it with both hands and have the power to make the idiot sit down and listen to your singing."
The camera panned to the love apartment team, Zeng Xiaoxian put his arms around Chen Xuanzang's shoulders, looking like brothers.
Although they almost died on the spot due to food poisoning, they were not without gains. At least, they discovered Chen Xuanzang.
After hanging the liar Taoist priest up, the villagers quickly realized that they had misunderstood Chen Xuanzang and hurriedly put him down.
Chen Xuanzang, who identified himself as an exorcist, saw everyone and politely came up to say hello to them. When they heard that the other person was called Chen Xuanzang, he was an unordained monk. It was obvious that he was the future Monk Tang, for sure.
It's an important NPC, so they think they need to please him first.
Zeng Xiaoxian took Chen Xuanzang to talk about his life ideals on the grounds that he and Chen Xuanzang fell in love at first sight. When he heard Chen Xuanzang's exorcism philosophy, although he did not agree with it, considering that the other party was Tang Monk, it was natural for him to have this idea.
"Donor, monsters are not idiots, and it is wrong to hit people."
Chen Xuanzang felt that it was wrong for Zeng Xiaoxian to curse people, but he also felt that what Zeng Xiaoxian said made some sense.
The master told him that "Three Hundred Children's Songs" could awaken the truth, goodness and beauty of demons, but he did not tell him what to do if it failed to awaken the demons. Every time he subdued demons, he was in danger, and he already suspected that he was not suitable to be an exorcist.
Zeng Xiaoxian's words awakened the dreamer, just like the Buddha with the angry eyes of King Kong. The prerequisite for awakening the truth, goodness and beauty of the demon is to protect yourself. After all, if it is not awakened, wouldn't it make the demon more sinful?
Of course, he just wants to protect himself and doesn't want to hurt others.
"Why isn't it a bullshit?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the aunt on the street who was chasing her naughty child all over the street with a cane and said: "Look, just like a child who is disobedient, just give him a beating. Those monsters have been filled with evil energy and have lost their sense.
If you want to awaken his truth, goodness and beauty, you must first calm him down."
Chen Xuanzang looked at the naughty boy who had been chased and hugged his aunt's legs, crying bitterly, crying heartbreakingly that he was wrong and would never dare to do it again.
Reasonable and convincing.
"Think about it for yourself, will you be punished by your parents or teachers if you don't behave well when you were a child?"
Chen Xuanzang nodded. Although he was an orphan, he had a master. Although his master would not beat him when he was a child, he also forcibly kept him by his side to teach him because of his naughty. From this point of view, it is indeed a bit
The feeling of force education.
"Then do you hate the person who hit you now?"
Zeng Xiaoxian continued to ask.
Chen Xuanzang shook his head. It was too late for him to be grateful now.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled confidently. He naturally knew that spanking children was not good, but in many cases, children would not be able to remember well without spanking.
Why are there more and more naughty kids now?
On the one hand, it's because of the bear parents, and on the other hand, the children don't know how to be afraid.
For example, in the past, whose children dared to chase strangers on a whim, and dared to punch Winnie the Pooh at every turn?
It's not that they don't want to, but they know that once they do this, they will inevitably have a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
If you reason with your children, would they make trouble for you if they really understood the truth?
Only by letting them know the consequences of making trouble will they reflect on it and consider the cost of doing so.
Of course, when Zeng Xiaoxian said that spanking a child, it was just a slap on the palm, rather than the kind of hanging and spanking. The former was just to make the child remember, while the latter was just to vent his anger.
For example, if Hu Yifei beat a child, the scene would definitely be extremely brutal.
Wait, how did the show survive to this day?
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but fell into deep thought. Could it be that this was the reason for the reorganization of Hu Yifei's family, killing one and replacing him with a new one?
"Ahem, that's not the key. The key is that monsters don't belong to children, so if you can't beat them to death, then beat them to death."
Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently, and he had a factual basis. This is how your "Journey to the West" was played. Not to mention that Sun Wukong went to the heaven to uncover the tiles because of his lawlessness, and was beaten up by the Tathagata and then put in solitary confinement.
Tang Sanzang went to the West to obtain scriptures.
To put it simply, those mythical beast mounts came down to have fun eating Tang Monk along the way. After being beaten up by Sun Wukong in the same way, these mythical beast mounts immediately learned to be gods and followed their boss back obediently.
The theory is crooked, but Chen Xuanzang could not refute it. Therefore, parents have educated their children in this way since ancient times.
"Then can you teach me how to subdue the demon?"
Chen Xuanzang decided to skip this topic for now. He might be a bit too much of a virgin, but he really wanted to subdue demons. In the past, he had no one to help him, so he could only subdue demons with "Three Hundred Children's Songs". Now with Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, naturally
I want to learn advanced technology.
"Well, although we hit it off right away, your request is a bit too much. This is my job."
Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, feeling a little embarrassed.
Chen Xuanzang made a Buddhist salute to him: "Second benefactor, it is our duty to subjugate demons. We must not stick to sectarian opinions. In today's world, demons are rampant, and we exorcists should lead the way."
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes twitched: "Actually, you can call me Handsome Donor."
Zeng Xiaoxian’s ID name is [24k Pure Handsome], and according to ancient people’s naming method, it is natural to call the other person by his last name.
"Second Donor, this is not the point. The point is that we should work together to conquer the demons and make the world full of love."
Chen Xuanzang looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with encouraging eyes.
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless. The second benefactor was the second benefactor, so he mysteriously pulled out a book from his arms, and saw four big characters "Tathagata Palm" written on it.
The book looks a bit old, but the four big characters on it are still shining like gold, giving people a sense of sanctity.
Looking at these four words, Chen Xuanzang's little heart beat rapidly. He was a lay disciple, so he naturally knew what the word "Tathagata" meant, and he reached out to pick it up.
Snap!
Zeng Xiaoxian slapped Chen Xuanzang's hand away and said angrily: "This is my treasure. If you want it, you can exchange it for me. You really plan to beg me for alms!"
Chen Xuanzang retracted his hand and took out his "Three Hundred Children's Songs" with a confused look on his face: "I only have this copy of "Three Hundred Children's Songs" given by Master, and I really don't have any others."
Looking at the children's picture on the cover, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes twitched again. He always felt that this Tang Monk was a bit unruly, but he still gritted his teeth and said: "For the sake of you and me getting to know each other, let's change it!"
Change it immediately. Today’s excuse was diarrhea. Bah, it’s really not an excuse this time. I suddenly had diarrhea.