That day, Chenfeng had a dream. In the dream, there were countless systems crying and calling for him to be their host, and they couldn't stop them.
As a Hokage who has piloted mechas, fought against apostles, and is respected as the Pirate King, Moronfeng smiled confidently, opened his hands, and said with a smile: "You are all my angels!"
So I woke up from the dream!
After scratching his messy hair, Chenfeng put on his clothes in a daze, then brushed his teeth, washed his face, took out his beloved comb, applied some water on it, and was about to straighten his hair...
Bang!
The comb in his hand fell on the sink. Chenfeng blinked, touched the mirror that was blurred by the steam, and then blinked again.
【Unlimited system】
[Today’s random system: Herbivore male god]
[Current system points: 1]
[Redeemable system: none]
Snap!
Chenfeng gave himself a slap first, which hurt a lot, but Chenfeng still felt that this method was unreliable.
He once had a dream in which he traveled back to ten years ago, and then he held a smartphone in his hand. In order to verify whether it was a dream, he also slapped himself. It hurt, but he didn't wake up, so he laughed happily.
Then he was woken up by his own laughter.
"Hey, supervisor, do I have to go to work today?"
"Are you confused? Everyone is 007. Do you want to ask me if I want to go to work?"
"We're not that kind of agent 007, are we?"
Morrowind asked cautiously, is it possible that I will save the world in my dream later? This does not fit in with the setting of my dream. Shouldn't I fight monsters and level up?
"Yes, the kind that can cause sudden death at any time."
"Hey, I'm really dreaming!"
Chenfeng gasped, wanting to wake up and wake up.
"Are you...sick? How about you take a break today?"
The supervisor was a little panicked. He made a joke, but the other party took it seriously. But would normal people take it seriously?
Is this young man going crazy under the weight of work?
"Uh, thank you, supervisor, I really need to take a break."
Regardless of whether this is a dream or not, Morrowind is not going to go to work. After all, if it is really a dream, wouldn't it be stupid to go to work? And if it is not a dream, either he is too rich and does not need to go to work, or he is crazy and does not need to go to work.
In order to confirm whether he was crazy, Chenfeng decided to use more extreme methods to wake up, such as pouring himself a glass of boiling water and then putting his index finger in it.
"Oh oh oh!"
After a shrill scream, Chenfeng covered his red index finger and finally confirmed that he was not dreaming.
"disappear!"
"Appear!"
"left!"
"right!"
Morrowind began to test the system in front of him and found that the interface could move with his thoughts, so he clicked on the first message.
Unlimited system: refreshed on time every morning.
The introduction was simple and clear, and Chenfeng could understand it at a glance. Combined with his own dreams, Chenfeng immediately realized that these systems are really going to become his own systems!
"I am the protagonist!"
At this moment, Chenfeng was full of energy. Although his golden finger came a little late, after all, he should have saved the world when he was in high school.
Slightly excited, he clicked on the 'herbivorous male god', and he thought to himself that from the name, he was trying to cultivate himself into a herbivorous man, which was embarrassing.
Herbivorous male god: Every time he eats a piece of grass, he will gain a certain ability of that grass.
Morrowind:???
Eat...eat grass?
"The grass-eating system is the grass-eating system. Why are you called the herbivorous male god? Doesn't it make you look higher?"
Chenfeng was so angry that he cursed loudly. He had heard of the vicious tongue system and the beaten system, but he had never heard of the grass-eating system.
After relaxing his mood, Chenfeng decided to explore all the functions first before continuing to click on the next one.
[Current system points: 1 (the system gets 1 point each time it is turned on)]
That's just experience. Chenfeng said he understood, and then clicked on the last one, but there was no reaction at all.
"Is it possible that I have to wait until I open the system before I can redeem it?"
Morrowind thought to himself and felt that this guess should be correct.
"Humph, isn't it just eating grass? You have a good plan, and I have a wall ladder!"
Morrowind expressed dissatisfaction and decided to fight the system with wits and courage.
After combing my hair, I went to the small restaurant downstairs and ordered some scrambled eggs with day lily.
Scrambled eggs with day lily, eggs are not the key point, the key point is day lily, day lily is also called forgetwort, this is not a slang or anything like that, but is recognized, Bai Juyi once said in "Rewarding Dreams is Better than Hemerocallis Seeing Gifts"
Yes, Du Kang can relieve boredom, and Hemerocallis can relieve worries. Look, they call it Hemerocallis, and it is a genuine grass.
Chen Feng, who felt that he had regained the game, ate two bowls of porridge with scrambled day lily and eggs, and then left the restaurant with a black heart.
Chen Feng squatted on the side of the road, looked at the grass on the opposite lawn, and fell into deep thought. It was obvious that this system was extremely rigid. If it said it was herbivorous, then it had to be herbivorous, even speculation would not work.
"Do you really want to eat grass?"
Chenfeng was caught in a dilemma. Don't eat it. This is a system. As we all know, the system is a cheat. It is not a dream to reach the pinnacle of life and marry Bai Fumei.
But eat it, it will embarrass the people in the system. I have seen people who kill gods and become gods, but I have never seen people who eat grass and become gods.
Chenfeng decided to ask for help from the almighty Du Niang, so he took out his mobile phone and typed in "Eatable Grass".
Don't tell me, you won't know if you don't check. Once you check, you will be surprised to find that there is actually grass that can be eaten, and there is quite a lot of it.
Chenfeng looked at the dandelion opposite and thought he could give it a try. After all, even if it doesn't need to be cooked, it should be fine to eat. As for Houttuynia cordata and the like, it's also troublesome to find.
So I walked across the sidewalk and pulled out a dandelion. Just as I was about to stuff it into my mouth, I looked around again and felt that it was not easy to use here. It would be better to go home and give it a try.
Like a thief, he pulled out a dozen dandelions and carried them back to the rental house. Chenfeng sat at the table, looked at the dandelions that were already scattered, gritted his teeth, picked up one, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it in one gulp.
"Wait, it seems I haven't washed it yet?"
The dandelion growing on the roadside, who knows what it has gone through. For example, if someone releases water here, drinks too much and vomits here, but the dandelion cannot be washed! It will be gone after a wash.
“If those farm dishes don’t use natural fertilizer, it shouldn’t matter!”
Chenfeng could only comfort himself like this. There was no other way. The more he understood, the more he was afraid of death. When he was a child, he still pulled dogtail grass and put it in his mouth. He didn't care whether it was dirty or not, just remembering his childhood.
One minute later...
"Did you eat too little?"
Chenfeng was a little suspicious. Could it be that the hair of the dandelion was rubbed away, so the grass was a little incomplete?
So he picked up the rest of the dandelions and put them all in his mouth.
Ten minutes later...
"I've tolerated you for a long time, you've gone too far!"