Question: What should I do if the emperor is a thief? High EQ: My wife and I are not getting along, and we want to separate and get together.
Low EQ: I will send her to the emperor's bed right now.
Ling Lingfa: "No, you can attack a woman like my wife?"
The emperor was stunned: "How come I haven't heard of your wife being so beautiful?"
Should I tell you whether my wife is pretty or not?
Should I also tell how many birthmarks my wife has on her body?
"Your Majesty, whether my wife is beautiful or not is my personal privacy. It's pointless for you to ask."
Although Ling Lingfa belongs to the Baolong clan and is a loser among the Baolong clan, he still has a clear idea of whether to wear a black gauze hat or a green gauze hat in the future.
"That makes sense!"
The emperor nodded, then looked at the other woman: "This beauty looks pretty good too."
Ling Lingfa was just concerned about his wife and didn't pay attention. Now when he looked at the crowd, he immediately said with emotion: "There is such a stunningly beautiful woman in the world!"
I saw a beautiful woman with a slim figure in the crowd, with an elegant and quiet temperament, and her eyes were looking back, which made her even more charming.
"I know your wife is very beautiful, no need to brag!"
The emperor said unhappily, and then walked towards Ling Ling to send his wife.
Ling Lingfa:……
"No, this is my wife!"
"Are you mistaken? This is your wife too. You have gone too far!"
At this moment, Ling Lingqi took a step forward and pulled out the butcher's knife from her waist.
"Wait a minute, brother, you have something to say, why did you draw your sword!"
Ling Lingfa was shocked, hugged Ling Lingqi hurriedly, and said nervously.
"No, that woman is the Wuxiang Emperor!"
Linglingqi was speechless. Two guys with their heads full of white bugs were really hopeless.
Ling Ling was startled and looked at his wife with the same vigilance. No, this is his wife!
Fortunately, he was just a fool, not a fool, and he quickly set his sights on the woman with extraordinary beauty.
Ling Lingqi broke away from Ling Lingfa's hand very easily. After all, he was just an ordinary person, right?
When the crowd who came by saw Lingling Qi's appearance, they felt a little hesitant, as they felt a little baffled.
"husband?"
The leading woman carried large and small bags, looked at Ling Lingqi curiously, walked around him, and then walked up to Ling Lingfa: "Why does he look so similar to you? Could it be that he is my brother-in-law?"
"No, you can recognize this too?"
"Nonsense, you two are dressed differently, and I'm not blind."
"Justifiable!"
Here the couple was showing off their affection, but on the other side Ling Lingqi was not polite and swung his knife directly at the woman with extraordinary beauty.
"ah!"
The crowd suddenly became chaotic, and countless pots and pans were thrown at Ling Lingqi.
Ling Lingqi dodged sideways, but the long knife was still pointed directly at the woman.
"Help!"
The woman exclaimed and hurried towards the crowd. However, when the crowd saw her coming, they dispersed. Well, it's very real!
"stop!"
At this moment, the emperor shouted: "I am the Emperor of Ming Dynasty. I order you to stop and don't hurt the beauty!"
You see, it’s hard to find such an obscure emperor except the Ming Dynasty. Could it be that you are also Zhu Houzhao?
Ling Lingqi rolled her eyes, threw out the butcher knife, turned around and left.
Xiao Li's flying knife never fails, it just happens on its own!
The butcher's knife came so fast that the beauty didn't care to hide it. She roared ferociously, her face became extremely distorted, and then she turned into a faceless man.
emperor:……
Well, there really is no such stunningly beautiful woman in the world, so I didn’t run away, he is a man.
This person is none other than the Wuxiang Emperor. Because of his martial arts practice, his face has become completely unrecognizable. No, maybe it cannot be called unrecognizable. He has no face at all.
The internal energy was gathered in his hands, and a zhenqi shield appeared in front of the Wuxiang Emperor, which blocked the incoming butcher knife.
Ling Lingqi turned around and raised her eyebrows. She felt unhappy that her pretense had been ruined. Then she picked up a stone from the ground, threw it in a standard baseball player's posture, and hit the butcher with all her strength.
On the handle of the knife.
This is why he uses the butcher's knife as a hidden weapon. Not only is the butcher's knife powerful, but if it's not strong enough, he can just hit it again, which is much more practical than Xiao Li's flying knife.
Hiss, hiss...
Just like the last straw that broke the camel's back in an instant, Wu Xianghuang's Qi shield was like a punctured rubber ball, leaking crazily. After the butcher's knife sank into the Qi shield, it melted again.
There was an afterimage, and when it appeared again, it was already in the hands of Ling Lingqi.
The Wuxiang Emperor looked at the big hole in his chest, staggered a few steps, fell to the ground and died.
Bang bang bang...
The onlookers applauded one after another and felt that the trip was worthwhile. They not only saw the flying immortals, but also the emperor and the Wuxiang Emperor.
Well, although a lot of people died, that's not the point. The point is the emperor.
"So you are the emperor. As soon as I saw you, I thought you were handsome!"
"You're so handsome, I didn't say it. I thought I was called Pan An in the capital, but when I saw the emperor, I felt that only the emperor deserves this name."
"Hmph, long ago when the emperor was still a flying immortal, I could tell at a glance that he was full of nobility. I thought it was the aura of an immortal, but it turned out to be the aura of an emperor!"
A group of doctors gathered around the emperor to flatter him. This guy had been kidnapped by Emperor Wuxiang's wife and children before, and then they dressed him in an alien suit and acted as a so-called flying immortal from the sky.
The purpose of the Wuxiang Emperor was naturally to attract the Ming Dynasty's doctors to come and watch them, and then get rid of them all. In this way, there would be no doctors in the Ming Dynasty's army.
What?
Why not just kill the emperor?
As we all know, the emperors in the late Ming Dynasty were nothing but decorations. A certain unlucky man named Zhu Qizhen was once caught in Wala. Wala originally thought of using the emperor to make a fortune, but the Ming Dynasty minister backhandedly established another one.
emperor!
This is a lesson learned from the past. Emperor Wuxiang felt that he was not a fool, so he might as well send the emperor to fly away and let the doctor dissect him. By then, not to mention the doctor, the charlatan might even be beheaded by the Ming Dynasty.
However, although he was always praised for being handsome, the emperor did not feel happy. After all, the beautiful woman turned into an ugly ghost. Only when he was happy could he be happy.
Seeing this, Ling Lingfa pointed at the Wuxiang Emperor: "Speaking of which, this talent is more like a flying fairy from heaven. How do you think he eats?"
As a doctor, he is naturally curious about all kinds of unknowns, so a group of doctors surrounded the body of Emperor Wuxiang and began to discuss: "It's true, how does this man eat without a mouth?"
"I heard that human skin can breathe. Could it be that he smeared food on his body and ate it?"
"No, no, it's probably because he has a mouth on his belly."