Zheng Bai stood up like a carp, stood up, and looked around cautiously.
"Wake up, newcomer!"
Jin Yuanfeng looked at Zheng Bai curiously and murmured: "I'll go, the newcomer is a stranger?"
Only then did Zheng Bai realize that he had been selected by the "Lord God Game" and became a glorious player, so he happily plugged in the light ball and lay on the bed.
"Where is this?"
"Super school bully."
"This name sounds so middle-school."
"What's more, you are the protagonist!"
"Gan!"
[Main mission: Survive for 30 days]
[Task reward: 1000 luck coins]
[Side mission 1: Kill the general]
[Task reward: 5000 luck coins]
[Side mission 2: Help Nobita successfully graduate from middle school]
[Task reward: 10,000 luck coins]
…
The first one is understandable, but what the hell is going on behind? Isn’t this guy named Nobita even able to graduate?
"I always feel like this game is mocking me for being mentally retarded."
Not only are novice players unable to choose the initial dungeon, but once they die, unless someone gives you a luck coin, there is a high chance that someone will directly delete your account.
Zheng Bai couldn't help complaining. Although he had delusions before, he has recovered now, okay!
"Relax, you're not the only one who got in trouble."
Jin Yuanfeng said with relief.
The two confirmed their current location and background. In Hong Kong 1993, they originally planned to find the general first and kill him directly. However, after asking around, everyone looked at them as if they were mentally retarded.
To find a general, you go to the military. How do we civilians know where the general is? Also, the generals along the way are not mentioned. There are generals on the sea, land and air. They don’t even know which one they are talking about. How can they find it?
?
Nobita, on the other hand, is a guy that everyone knows.
It's not that this guy is handsome, but that this guy has been in elementary school for twelve years and middle school for twelve years, but he is still in middle school at the age of 28. It is difficult to find such a mentally retarded person who loves learning all over the world.
The reason is unknown.
Just like you may not know who the richest person in the village is, but you definitely know who the second fool in the village is.
"Should we say he has perseverance, or should we say he refuses to admit defeat?"
Jin Yuanfeng was also speechless.
"Or maybe he is just a retarded person who does whatever others ask him to do."
Reasonable and convincing.
Considering that we haven’t seen the general yet, now that we have found Nobita, the next step is to help him study hard and make progress every day.
"There are still tutors at this time, how about we pretend to be tutors?"
Jin Yuanfeng suggested.
"No, let's first see if this hero is both wise and brave."
Zheng Bai rejected Jin Yuanfeng's proposal because he was worried about his other self's IQ.
The two inquired about Nobita's house, used ghost light to make themselves invisible, and then observed for an hour, and came to a shocking conclusion: the family is mentally retarded!
Nobita's mother found a plumber today. He was originally here to repair the water pipes, but he ended up getting wet...
If you follow the FBI's plot, then the next situation will be a mosaic plot, but it is obvious that "The Lord God Game" is a serious game. The plumber sternly stated that he loved his wife, so he was deemed to be seducing the plumber.
The worker's mother became so angry that she pushed him to the ground and beat him wildly.
Nobita accused his younger sister of being a playboy, while his younger sister mocked his older brother for not having graduated from high school yet. She was about to graduate from college. The two had a disagreement and got into a fight, and then Nobita was pushed to the ground and rubbed by his sister.
That’s ridiculous!
Considering that it was already so outrageous, it didn't matter how outrageous it was, so the two of them directly pressed the doorbell of Nobita's house to prevent the indoor murder from happening.
"Hello everyone, we are super tutors. I wonder if you are willing to hire us. Don't worry, our aim is to provide teaching and skills, and we will not ask for money."
It's so casual, and you can't expect a casual copy to be serious anyway.
"Let me go, another Nobita?"
"No, I'm not Nobita, my name is Zhi Duoxing."
Zheng Bai refused to equate himself with being mentally retarded.
Nobita's mother left the plumber behind and said a little embarrassedly: "I made you laugh, just wait a few minutes, I'll be fine soon."
The two of them believed their words very casually, and then threw the unconscious plumber out.
And Nobita's sister was quickly attracted by another person, so handsome!
As for the other face, it doesn’t matter how handsome it is since I was a child. After all, my IQ is impressive.
"Handsome guy, what do you do?"
Daxiong girl looked at Jin Yuanfeng with a look of infatuation, what a handsome little guy!
"Well, we are tutors. I just thought about asking if you are in need of tutors."
Jin Yuanfeng's scalp was numb at the sight of Nobita Girl's gleaming eyes. Also, this person looks so familiar. Isn't this Meiko?
"No need, we have no shortage!"
Nobita struggled to climb out of the trash can. He knew that he was a wise and courageous person and did not need a teacher to teach him, because it would drive the teacher crazy, so for the safety of the teacher, he still thought it was better not to have a tutor.
"No, we are short!"
Daxiongmei decisively sold her brother, put her hands directly on Jin Yuanfeng's arm, and looked at Jin Yuanfeng with an affectionate look: "You may not know that my brother has been brainless since he was a child, and our family has been worried about him.
If you are willing to help him, I can offer you my life."
Jin Yuanfeng:……
I see, you did crush him into pieces and threw him in the trash can just now.
"Ahem, sorry, I'm already married."
"It doesn't matter. You can get divorced after getting married, just like Mommy. Although she is not divorced, my daddy died early, so he is still looking for a boyfriend."
Jin Yuanfeng hurriedly broke away from Daxiongmei's hand. Although Daxiongmei was indeed very beautiful, he was really not a casual person!
"That Zhiduoxing, I'll leave this matter to you. I'll withdraw first!"
A little panicked, this face-bumping monster from Yazi seemed to be a ruthless person who looked like a casual person, so Jin Yuanfeng decisively avoided him.
He should go find the general, and leave things like learning to make progress every day to others. Anyway, since you dare to be called Zhi Duoxing, you must have a good brain.
Zheng Bai:……
"Teacher, to be honest, you not only look a lot like my son, but you also look exactly like my dead husband..."
On the other side, Nobita's mother, who had changed out of her wet clothes at some point, hugged Zheng Bai's hand with both hands and looked at Zheng Bai affectionately, as if she was seeing the lover of her dreams.
After all, compared to Nobita, Zheng Bai is a little older than Nobita in terms of appearance and dress, but he is similar in age to Nobita's mother.
Zheng Bai: Made, a family with mental retardation!
Nobita: Madhu, a family with mental retardation!
Damn it, I have diarrhea, I feel so uncomfortable.