Now that you have made enough gestures, the so-called Tao should not be preached lightly, of course you have to put on all the airs, have good food, drink and a good place to live, but the ancient female beast really can't bear it, even if her taste is too strong, she can only give up.
Everyone left the resting swamp for no reason except that the master didn't like such a dark and damp place, saying it was not for humans!
The ancient beasts understood it very well, so they found a fairyland of cultivation in the entire North that was most suitable for human appreciation. It had sunshine, flowers, green plants, streams, and a group of the gentlest and tallest animals. Beasts and humans just like this tune!
Of course, they actually don’t know what kind of place the Unspeakable Land is. I guess it’s a real wonderland, right?
Wine, that is really the best fairy wine in the north, purely naturally brewed. Of course, there are also top quality ones obtained from humans.
Meat, as far as raw materials are concerned, is the freshest, softest and most delicious part. Of course, the cooking techniques are very average and can only be done.
The ancient beasts are very patient. They are all at the level of the true king, and they will not miss these few days of delay. It is normal for the upper realm to be more particular about all aspects of the overhaul. It is human nature to be showy. They have already No wonder.
After raising him like this for more than ten days, Lou Xiaoyi's injuries were almost healed. Originally, in his current state, even if he left directly, there might not be any beasts here that could really stop him. Among the ancient beasts here, Of course, there are many levels of the Yang God realm, but there is still a gap between them and human Yang Gods. He has this confidence!
The reason why he didn't leave was that he suddenly felt that such an opportunity was actually rare. If he could fool these ancient beasts in the general trend, wouldn't it mean that he would have a huge power to support him in the Natural Selection Continent?
If you just run away like this, you won't get anything. Instead, you will attract the hostility and pursuit of the ancient beasts. It's not worth it!
When it comes to cheating and telling some crooked truths, he still has a lot of experience!
As a result, he felt content and relaxed, and looked at the ancient beasts and gained a little more trust.
On this day, in a sea of bamboo, a dental bed was suspended in the air, and a Taoist man was leaning on it, lazily and comfortably. This was a bad taste of Lou Xiaoyi from his previous life, and he always felt that the sea of bamboo was particularly sentimental and could cultivate his sentiments. Especially suitable for a man of his temperament.
There are several large jade plates floating above the bed, with melons, fruits, vegetables and peaches, fine wine and flower dew, barbecued fish soup...so chic and happy!
In the bamboo forest, a group of green bamboo-spotted snake spirits are dancing gracefully, a few old crows are singing loudly, and a group of giant toads are playing drums... Although the performance is not in line with human preferences, it has a local flavor and a sense of primitive wildness. It's natural...forget it, just think it's a crow!
He was beating a beat in his hand and was falling asleep with his eyes closed when he felt a few figures slowly floating towards him. He knew that this was Xiang Liu and several other big demons coming to him for a drink.
He knew very well the true intentions of these ancient beasts. It had been more than ten days, and the airs and tempers of these guys had been sufficiently tempered. It was time for them to show their real skills.
The so-called immortal temperament is the worst thing to avoid.
Without opening his eyes, he just gave a faint command, "Alas! The suffering of the lower world, no elixir to eat, no fine wine to drink, no joy of silk and bamboo, no appearance of a beautiful girl, so tasteless, really... forget it, for the sake of it For the sake of trying your best, please invite everyone here, and I will answer your questions from my gums..."
Several high-ranking ancient beasts were overjoyed when they heard this. They had been waiting for so many days, just for this day. This man was also a loner, a pretentious person, and he had a lot of nonsense, but he finally remembered the business!
So the consciousness of the gods summoned each other, and not long after, the ancient beasts who had sacrificed in Jitan gathered here again. They didn't even leave at first glance, waiting for him to pass down the instructions from the upper world!
Also, it is related to the new era. Judging from the lifespan of ancient beasts like them, they must pass this level, so who doesn't care about it?
When all the tribes came together and saw this dense mass, he started to pretend that his head hurt again and showed hesitation.
"Too many beasts! Too many! The Dharma cannot be taught lightly, and the Tao cannot be heard. There are so many of you, how can you still have the slightest respect for the Tao?
Forget it, I can only make do with it, thinking I'm there... Well, let's do this, each clan will discuss it by themselves below, and each clan has one problem, don't repeat it.
Alas, there are dozens of questions. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. I don’t like to think about it too much. When I think about it too much, I feel dizzy. If I don’t have any ideas to add, I feel like sleeping..."
This is a blatant advantage! But the more shameless it is, the more the ancient beasts believe it, because human beings are indeed such a bird-virtue.
The head of the Jiaoduan clan was a little dissatisfied, "Master, I have been waiting here for more than ten days. Is this clan missing a few problems?"
Lou Xiaoyi glared, "After waiting for more than ten days? Do you have dozens of races and dozens of questions? Are you still not enough?
You know that we were up there, waiting for hundreds of years, but the edict we finally received only contained a few words! All three questions are too many!"
Xiang Liu smiled and said, "Master, of course we can't compare to our half-immortal ancestors. We are more stupid than beasts. We don't ask enough questions, so I'm afraid we won't understand!"
Lou Xiaoyi slowly lowered his expression and stared at the beasts, "True Dao, one sentence is enough!
You are lucky enough to meet me, and if you really meet someone who cares about words, I will give you a verse, or use an object to illustrate my meaning, and use some clever tactics. I am afraid that if I answer you, you will have to go back and think about it for hundreds of years!"
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Mrs. Xiang Liu was a little anxious, "No, no, no. Master, we have actually been praying down here for hundreds of years, but it's not that we can't bear it for more than ten days. You should be more straightforward. It's too profound."
I'm afraid that the beast will have too many thoughts and we will have differences again..."
Lou Xiaoyi picked up a green fruit and put it into his mouth, then closed his eyes, "For example, this fruit is slightly sour in the mouth, and then becomes sweet. It is cool when it passes through the throat. It appears in the abdomen, becomes rotten in the intestines, and smells bad when it comes out of the pylorus... So you guys
Say, is this green fruit sour? Sweet? Or smelly?
Don't always talk stupid nonsense to me. The road does not belong to reckless people! If you can't figure it out for a moment, go back and think more! If you don't think about it, just think about others clearly showing you the way. I
I see you can’t go far on this road!
Remember, some questions are destined to have no answers!
It changes, and you need to find, judge, and participate on your own!
Only by integrating into the avenue trend and becoming one of them can you find your place in the new era!
Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be a dead end for me to feel sorry for myself here all day long, waiting for my ancestors to show me the way!"
Lou Xiaoyi passed through the mist of Yunshan. Even he himself didn't know what he was talking about, but he made all the ancient beasts listen in awe!
This is the power of the gods from the upper realm! Every fart tastes delicious!
