The young men cheered up, knowing that these must be the test questions discussed by several young ladies. They said through the mouth of the maid that literary talent is one thing, and the attitude towards life is another. It is equally important. Which girl can't
Don’t you want to find a husband with a bad temper, strong chauvinism, and even domestic violence tendencies?
They had already tried their best in the previous poetry contest, but no one was willing to breathe a sigh of relief at this last juncture, so they all sat upright to face the situation.
Only two people were indifferent, two bastards among scholars,
Li Sanlang's family is rich, what kind of woman can't get him? When it comes to beauty, the ones from the folk alleys are not necessarily worse than the ones from the wealthy families, so you don't have to suffer the stigma here!
He came here also under the orders of his family, but in fact he didn't care in his heart. If he really married such a woman, how miserable would the rest of his life be?
Lou Xiaoyi, on the other hand, instinctively rejects all forms of whitening and sweetness. They are all pitfalls that you can’t climb out of if you jump in!
After being a diaosi for a long time, you will never forget the freedom of being carefree, even if sometimes this freedom can seem very lonely.
The maid chatted calmly, "Here is a question, gentlemen, please answer it with your heart!
Said: If three people are walking by the river, the mother and the wife both fall into the water.
Ask, which one will you save first?"
Lou Xiaoyi, who was listening on the sidelines, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. This question in his previous life had stumped many heroes, and there was no real correct answer.
Could it be that the young lady in front of me is also wearing clothes? How could she ask such a brain-burning question?
"Save my mother!" Wushuang did not hesitate. He knew very well that for this standard answer, he must be the first to answer in order to show his cultivation of filial piety first.
"One in each hand!" This is greedy. He neither wants to bear the reputation of being unfilial, nor does he want to offend the beautiful woman in front of him.
"Take off your trousers, tear them in half, inflate them with air, and tie them tightly. You can get two air bags. In this way, both mother and wife will be safe!"
This was a tool flow, and he didn't want to think about it. If he did it in real trouble, he would be afraid that the two people in the water would already be dead before he could complete the air bag.
"Save my wife! My mother is good at swimming!" This is really a trick. Who knows whether his mother can float?
"Don't save anyone, just take off your clothes and get warm! Not only can my mother know how to swim, she can also fight fish and turtles in the water with her bare hands! Therefore, I'm afraid that before I can get into the water, my mother has asked my wife to go ashore. It's a small matter of life, but a big matter of losing integrity. I should
At this time, I should wrap myself in all my clothes!"
This is a clever guy. He was obviously inspired by the previous scholar's answer, but he focused on the reputation that is most important to a woman. It can be considered a unique approach.
The last scholar said slowly, "After I got married, I became a training mother and floated with my wife, so this problem does not exist!"
...What a talent! Lou Xiaoyi next to him was amazed when he heard these answers. Every answer was standard. He had to admire the adaptability of scholars in this world. The answers were countless times better than those in his original world!
There were two bastards left who didn't answer. Seeing the maid's eyes sweeping over, Li Sanlang was an honest man. He felt anxious and revealed the truth.
"I, I, I call someone..."
"Call someone?" Faced with such an irresponsible answer, the maid made sure.
Li Sanlang hurriedly explained, "I don't know how to swim! What's the use of jumping down? At that time, one drowning and two lives became one drowning and three lives. Everyone left, and there was no one to collect the corpses!"
This is really an extremely true answer, but unfortunately, no points will be awarded!
Lou Xiaoyi laughed in his heart, this Li Jiasanlang looked vulgar, but he was still a wonderful man. Even if he was bad, I'm afraid he wasn't bad to the core, and he was no worse than those scholars who talked about morality.
Then, he found that all eyes were fixed on him, and then he realized that he was also one of the suitors, and he also wanted to answer this embarrassing question.
"Do I have to answer it?" He really didn't want to answer such a meaningless question.
The maid said seriously: "Yes, since the young master is sitting here, he has acquiesced in your purpose. Then others have already answered it, why should you be different?
In addition, as far as I know, the old lady of your house has always been pampered and pampered, so it is impossible that she will still float, right?
Let me remind you again, neither can I!"
This maid was so disgusting that she blocked his escape route. Everyone else could take advantage of her, so why couldn't he alone?
But he is not a character who does not talk back when others press him.
"So, let me ask you! Why don't you bring a servant with you if you are three people? Why do you have to walk by the water? Don't you think that water and fire are ruthless, and you will blame yourself if you have no luck?
If a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, should he lead his wife and mother into the depths of drowning?"
The maid argued forcefully, "There are always accidents, there are always coincidences..."
Lou Xiaoyi refused to give up, "No matter how accidental it is, as a son or a husband, you should be careful in advance, right? Didn't you consider that your beloved wife and old mother don't know how to swim? Didn't you think about avoiding deep water as much as possible? You didn't think about it.
But even if you have to, you should still walk on the outside of the water?"
The maid still insisted, "I said it was just a hypothesis, an imagination, a possible situation..."
Lou Xiaoyi showed no mercy, "Hypothesis? Imagine? That's even more inappropriate! It's not easy for your parents to raise you. They have to endure hardships and pee every time. Why don't you want them to do better? Live a long life and have endless blessings.
How can you imagine them falling into the water? Is this what the Son of Man should think about? Is this what the younger generation should expect from their elders?"
The maid was defeated. She really didn't know how to deal with the barrage of soul torture from this Mr. Lou! Not only her, but also the three main messengers behind the scenes were speechless and didn't know how to answer.
Lou Xiaoyi Shishiran served tea and drank tea, just messing around, this is what he is good at.
"cough……"
A female voice coughed slightly behind the flower table, and the maid finally realized that she could be singled out to preside over such a scene, and she was very eloquent and intelligent. Knowing that when you meet such a bad person, the best way is not to get entangled with him.
Otherwise, the more you pester, the more trouble you will have, and it’s hard to explain why. Anyway, looking at this attitude, this Mr. Lou is destined to draw water from a bamboo basket, so why bother with persistence?
"Okay, the first question is over. Everyone's answers are very creative. I think each flower is in his own eye, and there is no need for the little maid to comment here.
So, the second question is, the wife is always right, how do you understand this sentence?"
"The saint comes first, the country comes second, and the family comes third. For individuals, no one can always be right, whether it is a wife or a husband!"
Wushuang still has a demeanor that worries about the world first. At least, morally speaking, his answer is perfect.
"At home, my wife is right; outside, the law is the standard!"
"The wife is always right, so where does that leave the mother-in-law? Let me see, both of them are right!"
...When it was Li Sanlang's turn, he still told the truth, "If you give birth to a son, you will be right more; if you give birth to a daughter, you will be right less..."
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lou Xiaoyi didn't need anyone to urge him this time.
"Well, my wife is always right, this is always right!
But there’s a problem, a wife may not always be a wife!”
