Chapter 1914 Join [For the Golden Alliance Orange Fruit 202075/100]
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Several Yang gods were all smiles.
The result is a bit bloody, but blood is nothing to the people of Wuhuan, and since it is Xuanyuan Sword Cultivator who takes action, can it end without blood?
We are all our own people here, and Lou Xiaoyi’s identity cannot be concealed. At least no one from the Fifth Ring Road knows about it. Others who come from afar are a little confused. After a little inquiry, they will know that the only guest of this Kundao Conference is
, is also the most prestigious guest, and the half-immortal in the scene is among them!
It has to be said that he was immediately recognized by almost all Kun Xiu in his women's clothing!
This is why he decided to dress as women in the first place!
How to judge whether a person treats Kun Xiu equally? There is no special way, but if a person with a reputation that is well-known in the universe is willing to put on women's clothes and stand in front of everyone and talk and laugh freely, under this situation, what else is needed
Doubtful?
Not to mention that his action relieved the bad breath in the minds of the Kun Dao people! How can you endure this if you expect the half-immortal to come down and make the Kun cultivators surrender?
Now that it has been exposed, let’s strike while the iron is hot and don’t wait for the final announcement of the guest selection, now is the time!
In the chapter of the association in everyone's mind, there is a blue cloud hanging, and above the blue cloud are three shining golden characters, "Friends of Women!"
These are the friends of future Kun Dao people, those of us who are willing to lend a hand in women’s rights!
There is only one name on the Qingyun list now, Lou Xiaoyi!
The name is still vague and vague, because it is the nomination of a childlike face and has not been recognized by everyone! They have their own rules and cannot come true without the approval of all members!
Bai Fuzi looked at him with smiles in her eyes and shouted to all the Kun monks present:
"Now, I would like to invite the head of Xuanyuan, the half-immortal in the inner scene, and the cigarette butt Taoist Lou Xiaoyi to give a speech to everyone!"
This is not a rule, but as the first friend of women, you should always express your thoughts, reflect on the past, talk about the present, imagine the future, and thank this or that by the way.
The Kun cultivators burst into applause. They have admired this gentleman for a long time, and now they see that he is extraordinarily kind! In the eyes of outsiders, his current appearance is a bit nondescript, but in the eyes of women, it is the greatest respect for them!
Celebrity speeches are always anticipated!
Lou Xiaoyi was once again put on the shelf. Of course, he is thick-skinned and has thick makeup, so there is no trace of embarrassment at all!
What can I say? Unlike the iron-blooded rhetoric at the summit, those things seem very out of date here! Life should be joyful, why should it be so heavy, especially for these women who are free and independent!
Standing in the center of Tu Guan, facing thousands of expectant and kind eyes around him, I pretended to be shy.
"I'm a stupid person! How about I dance for everyone?"
The music was prepared a long time ago and was a piece of idle comedy. It was also very simple for the monks. It was nothing more than integrating the audio of various musical instruments.
Bowing slightly, he announced the name of the dish, "I will perform a song for everyone, Little Apple!"
When the accompaniment sounded, Lou Xiaoyi twisted his waist and swung his hips awkwardly, making the Kunxiu people fall down laughing. The lyrics were very happy:
I plant a seed,
Finally the fruit grew,
Today is a great day,
Pick off the stars and give them to you,
Pull down the moon and give it to you,
Let the sun rise for you every day,
Turn into a candle and burn myself just to illuminate you,
I give everything to you as long as you are happy,
You make every tomorrow meaningful to me,
Although life is short, I will love you forever,
Never give up,
You are my little little apple,
I can never love you too much...
The lyrics are very vulgar! Very straightforward! Very simple! But it is this vulgarity that makes this song penetrate people's hearts. It is perfect to put it here!
The melody is weird, but very nice! The key is that it is very happy, and it describes the relationship between yin and yang in the most straightforward language!
Yes, engaging in women's rights does not mean abandoning your husband and children. These are two different things! Anyone who can write such a ditty must be a person of good temper!
Although his voice is still a little tone-deaf and his dancing is even more awkward and ridiculous, he can dance in front of thousands of Kun Xiu. No one with a free and easy heart can do it?
The music comes from the mind, the dance comes from the heart!
Tong Yan made a timely suggestion, and a line appeared in the chapter: Is Lou Jun’s dancing still pleasing to the eye?
It’s all dark and full of bad reviews!
Another line appeared: Lou Jun is women’s first friend, is that okay?
It’s all white, nothing out of the ordinary, just likes!
Lou Xiaoyi's moment was the most glorious moment in his life as a cultivator, because there had never been so many people cheering for him sincerely and without any pretense!
It is the wish of every monk to be recognized by others, but it is not easy if it comes from the heart and sincerity, rather than relying on intimidation with force or threats with flying swords.
Lou Xiaoyi did this! It is different from the blood in the dome, it is more about joy, understanding, and discovering the beautiful side of this world of cultivation, which is very important.
Maybe Lou Xiaoyi hasn't fully realized it yet, he is just doing it based on instinct, but something in the dark is indeed changing quietly!
Heaven's evaluation of successors does not entirely depend on your hard power. That is only part of it. It is the cornerstone of survival. There are many other things that can determine the stability and sustainable development of the world of cultivation in the universe!
Even if you are not a saint, you are not a butcher. No one knows the balance between them. God’s will is unpredictable!
Now, the Kun Dao people have begun the real celebration. They have the victory factor and the entertainment factor. Of course, life must be full of joy!
Lou Xiaoyi has become the most sought-after dance partner? Of course, the square dance he learned from his previous life seems too low-end here! Being called a fairy, graceful dancing is the basic requirement, and which of the Kun cultivators here is not light and graceful?
, a person who is so ecstatic that his waist can be twisted into a twist?
How is it like Lou Xiaoyi, who shakes his hips as hard as a bench, and waves his hands like he is swinging a sledgehammer!
But he is still the most popular! He is the lead dancer! Even though he dances and the fairies dance completely two different types of dance, the joy still continues!
He suddenly discovered that he had successfully brought the Kun Dao Conference to the rhythm of square dancing. Different Dao traditions, different realms, different age levels, each has its own characteristics, but the rhythm is the same, and it is a unique little apple in this world of cultivation.
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Tong Yan and the others watched all this from a distance, and felt in their hearts that this was quite good. They had achieved their real purpose and made everyone happy.
"This Little Yi! If he has any dangerous thoughts, he will not only bring the Xuanyuan Sword Sect, but also our Kun Dao into the abyss!"
"So, are you willing to go crazy with him?" Bai Fuzi asked.
Hongying was very sure, "I would love to! But I don't know how long I can stay crazy!"
Several other people fell into deep thought, yes, life is limited, but wonderful things are infinite! What humans have to do is how to bloom more wonderful things in limited lives!
Why can some people do all this so easily? Not even gender can stop it?
