As a half-immortal, this taste is indeed a bit vulgar and low-interest. But from a purely academic point of view, there seems to be nothing wrong? Putting aside stereotypes, the excretory system of the human body plays a very important role. You can go without eating for three days, but
Can I go three days without excreting?
Of course they don't know the true intention of this half-immortal, which is not only to express dissatisfaction with monk Qingqiu's boring behavior, but also to disgust someone among the half-immortals here!
Don’t you think you are the biggest shit-troublemaker in the main world? Then let’s discuss the issue of feces and urine! Take a look at Lou Tixing’s taste in the world of cultivation in the main world!
How could Brother Qingqiu understand these hidden insinuations? Everyone could only understand them literally, and of course there were no novel ideas.
The half-immortal shook his head!
A Jindan from Qingqiu asked, "We have very little knowledge and really don't understand this way. We mostly focus on injuries, maladies, skeletal and muscle diseases and other daily diseases. Therefore, our knowledge is very shallow. I wonder if the old god can give me some pointers."
,Two, let me wait and find out something?"
Huang Banxian laughed and pointed at someone, "You ask me? I don't understand either! But there are people here who are proficient in this way. They have deep knowledge and extraordinary ability! They will travel the universe throughout their lives and work hard on this way without slacking off!"
Come on, let me introduce to you, the Great Immortal Lou. In the world of cultivation in the universe, he is second in the feces and urine, and no one dares to say that he is first! If you can please him, please give me some advice.
One or two is enough to last a lifetime!"
This was a verbal provocation to repay his previous rudeness. Although it was not clear why this strange half-immortal was so courageous, I guess it had something to do with the Marching Monk.
Seeing all the Qingqiu monks looking at him with expectant expressions on their faces, Lou Xiaoyi knew that this was not the time to show off his power and show off his temper. These half-immortals were really difficult to deal with.
Without waiting for anyone to urge him, he stood up and bowed his hands. He did this subconsciously, but it made the Qingqiu monks below him bow in return. The half-immortal bowed, which some of them couldn't bear.
Lou Xiaoyi smiles and is in high spirits and responds to provocations. If the environment does not allow drawing a sword, then just smile.
Walking to the center of the main stage, there is a huge curtain behind it. This is a prop used by monk Qingqiu to show his dream. Of course he can't, but he can draw pictures and write.
"Since everyone has been kindly invited, I will explain it to you. If there is anything wrong, please give me some advice!"
So he raised his hand and pointed quickly, and several organs quickly appeared on the curtain, listed according to the structure of the human body, namely: brain, esophagus, stomach, large and small intestines, lumbosacral, upper anal canal, sphincter, anus
Door.
This is an expansion of mimicry. The things he drew seemed to be given life and could speak! Of course, everyone knew that these words were actually what the immortal meant.
He started to write and speak eloquently, letting all the organs start to speak, but he was responsible for the narration!
...Jumen said: Just eat and drink, and leave the aftermath to me!
Narrator: Every day we consume a large amount of food, which is converted into substances and energy in the body through digestion and absorption...
Esophagus: Keep going, don’t stop!
Narrator: Then the food residues that are not fully digested will eventually turn into poop due to the continuous peristalsis of the intestines...
Stomach: Look for the exit and don’t fall behind!
Narrator: There are trillions of bacteria in our intestines. When they decompose food, they also produce a large amount of gas. The farts in your body contain nearly 30% of flammable gas!
Bacteria: Brothers and sisters, the food is here, eat it quickly!
Narrator: There are probably two ways for farts to leave the human body. Part of them is reabsorbed by the intestinal mucosa, enters the blood circulation, and then reaches the lungs and is expelled from the body through breathing...
Bad breath gas: It’s free, friends, go ahead!
Narrator: The other parts have come to the anus, allowing Chrysanthemum to judge who can get out from here and let themselves go!
Juhua: Let me see who you are?
Narrator: Before the poop and fart come, the chrysanthemum has no idea whether it is a poop kid or a fart kid? We might as well call it unwarranted poop!
Unexpected poop: Who am I? Where am I?
Narrator: When the chrysanthemum does not judge it, it is a superposition of poop and fart-fart. When the chrysanthemum judges it, it collapses into shit or fart.
Unexpected poop: I am both shit and fart!
Narrator: Then it passes through the afferent nerve, directly to the lumbosacral region, and enters the low-level defecation center in the spinal cord.
Lumbosacral: Signal received, ready to defecate!
Narrator: The lower-level center will immediately initiate a defecation reflex, relax the sphincter, and allow the unnecessary stool to continue to descend.
Unexpected poop: Oh yeah! Ready to launch!
Narrator: When unexpected feces comes to the anus, the upper anal canal will strictly check it!
Upper Anal Canal: Well, it turns out it’s you! Don’t think I won’t recognize you even if you’re wearing a vest!
Narrator: There are a large number of receptors in the upper anal canal! When things of different states come to the upper anal canal, different shapes, textures, temperatures, speeds, and humidity will trigger different motion receptors and convert them into different nerve signals.
Solid: There is a sense of texture and friction.
Liquid: Has a fluid-like feel and speed.
Gas: lacks speed and texture information, only a sense of expansion!
Narrator: In addition to transmitting the information on the upper anal canal judgment to the lower-level center, it will also submit a copy to the commander-in-chief - the brain. At this time, you can independently judge whether to expel these stools or hold them back?
Brain: Let me think about it, to arrange or not to arrange, that is the question!
Narrator: However, before the upper anal canal becomes an expert, the judgment ability is very poor, so the baby's pooping is always out of his control!
Unexpected poop: This is a newbie, everyone should be careful!
Narrator: As we grow older, the upper anal canal sends more and more messages to the brain, making judgments more and more accurate, and novices become veterans.
Upper anal canal: If you have dryness or loose stools, it depends on eating, if you don’t wet your pants, it depends on your experience!
Narrator: However, old experience also fails sometimes. When poop appears in different solid and liquid forms, or even mixed with farts, it may indicate a serious accident!
Juhua: Don’t come over here!
Narrator: Although the brain's subjective control of defecation allows us to reasonably arrange our work and rest time, the defecation reflex may still be controlled by the low-level center because the discharge of waste in the body is the first necessity for humans!
The lumbar and sacral forces that seize power: get rid of them first and then talk about them, cut them off first and report them later, your brain is too bureaucratic!
Narrator: For example, when we have a bad meal and there are a lot of bacteria and toxins in the intestines, the absorption function of the intestines will decrease, producing liquid stool; and a strong defecation reaction will occur, allowing us to excrete it from the body as quickly as possible
of harmful substances without having to obey the commands of the brain!
Brain: This is a public place! No public urination or defecation allowed!
Low-level hub: Please take the shortcut!
...Lou Xiaoyi talks and gestures continuously, with pictures and texts, and his expressions are vivid...
Finally, he asked: "Does everyone understand this? Especially that friend Huang, what kind of fart are you holding in your anal canal now?"
