The strange monk laughed, "Shame on people? Why shame on people? As long as I am not ashamed, others will be ashamed!"
Yu Jian was speechless. For such a person, Aunt Yan would be the only one to be embarrassed...
"I see that you and Aunt Yan are very familiar with each other. So, how should I call you?"
The strange monk said carelessly, "If you call her aunt, then call me uncle! It doesn't mean you have been wronged!"
Why, you young people are allowed to fall in love, but old people like us can't watch the sunset?
My fair lady, a gentleman is so kind! In fact, old women and uncles can also beg for help, is there anything wrong with that?"
Yujian was very curious. Although it felt awkward, she just screamed to satisfy her curiosity. Anyway, everyone here in Huanglong was at the level of her ancestors.
"Uncle, what's the relationship between you and my Aunt Yan? As for being so secretive? Look at my Aunt Yan's methods, your ears have been touched a lot!"
The old uncle was not ashamed, but proud, and said proudly: "Have you been holding ears for thousands of years? Do you know what the highest state of holding ears is? That is to pull without hurting, twist without injuring... Hehe, you old man
My aunt likes to take baths, and I like to watch people... After thousands of years of battles of wits and courage, your old uncle was the one who came out on top, and I almost saw everything up and down...
"
Listening to these non-human words, Yu Jian felt that her outlook on life had been fatally impacted. The life of the old monster in front of her was obviously more colorful and more deviant than that of a young person like her.
"Uncle, you like my aunt so much, then why don't you just marry her? This way, you won't be worried every day and do things secretly. You can watch it every day and whenever you want, wouldn't it be nice?"
The old uncle looked disapproving, "Watch it every day? You can watch it however you want? What's the point of watching it? There's no novelty anymore, and it's not challenging at all... Besides, I have a wife, why?"
able……"
Yujian was completely destroyed. Her lower limit was constantly being exceeded. She found that she could not regard the person in front of her as a normal person.
"You have a wife? You are really...uncle, your problem is not good. Let me guess, my aunt is not the only one you peek at, right?"
The old uncle said proudly, "That's necessary! The ones at home are for use, and the ones outside are stolen. Since they are stolen, of course the more the merrier! Your uncle dare not boast. Only Huanglong and others have erected monuments, and I am the only one who has set up monuments."
After looking over it, basically nothing was missed..."
Yu Jian was speechless, "Uncle, you put your mind on this every day, is it possible that your main road is to peep? Otherwise, you can't do something serious at such a critical stage now?"
The old uncle was a little frustrated, "That's right, uncle and I used to have several Taoist monuments of our own, but I lost them after playing around with them. I can't help it. It's just such a hobby, and now there is only one left, Peeping Spirit,
Can’t lose it again!
By the way, little girls, don’t look down on voyeurism. Everyone is peeping. It is actually a manifestation of human beings’ spirit of exploration of the unknown. The more you don’t understand, the more you want to know!
Peeping at people is also peeping at nature, and even more so at the rules of the universe! Can you say it’s not important?”
Yu Jian couldn't answer it, but it seemed to make sense? But it also seemed like he was messing around!
The old uncle glanced at her and said, "Don't tell others, it's far away but right in front of you. It's true that I peeped on you, old uncle, but didn't you, Xiaoyu, do it? As soon as the old uncle came in, you started to be yours alone. Peeping!
Your old uncle is just peeping to see people without clothes! It’s better for you, even that layer of bones and skin has been peeled off, you are just looking at the soul!"
Yu Jian was startled, and then she realized what kind of person she had been facing. It goes without saying that she was able to keep peeping without being caught. The key was her secret, which had never been discovered by anyone. In Huanglong, There were so many things that even the half-immortal cultivator couldn't see in ten years, but this peeping tom saw through them at a glance!
The only thing that reassured her was that everyone had secrets, so they all had scruples; this old uncle successfully exchanged his secrets for hers, and made her feel less awkward. All of this happened unknowingly. , she herself hasn’t even reacted yet.
The most clever way to get other people's secrets is to expose your own secrets first, making people relax their vigilance and think that everyone is in the same state of having their secrets exposed...
"Old uncle, it doesn't make sense for you to say this. I don't mean to look at people with my evil eye. It's just the way I was born. It was like this before I started practicing. I don't just want to look at people like this, but I can't help it. It’s like you have ears, but you can’t choose what you should listen to and what you shouldn’t listen to!”
The old uncle nodded, "Xiaoyu doesn't need to explain. What I mean by this is that everyone is curious, which is human nature and the source of human development and growth. So peeping is not scary. What is scary is what are you peeping for?"
For example, your uncle and I will not do anything bad with the things we spy on. I just want to draw a beautiful picture of taking a bath in the future..."
Yujian was completely defeated. Under this man's nonsense, she almost forgot the identity of the other half-immortal.
"Old uncle, you can still draw beautiful pictures, but what do you want me to draw about these souls I saw? I don't even know who they are..."
The old uncle spoke earnestly, "Come, tell me, what exactly did you see? How did you see it? Is it always blurry? Or is it getting clearer and clearer?"
In her hundreds of years of life, Yumi has never told anyone these questions, not even her father! Because she felt that she was an evil person and had seen things that should not be seen in the world.
The underworld is a joke in the world of cultivation in this era. It is the laughing stock of the monks who laugh at the ignorance of mortals. This concept itself is correct, but the mistake is that Lou Xiaoyi has changed this situation with his own efforts.
But Yu Jian, who was far away, didn't know, nor did the cultivator circle around her. Due to the influence of her family background, in order not to become the laughing stock of other children and to maintain her father's dignity, a second-generation cultivator like her had no choice but to hide it all the way.
Once concealment becomes a habit, she is unwilling to change it easily; when she grew up and found out about her situation, she was afraid that her father would take risks in the so-called underworld because of her, so she has kept it a secret until now.
But the secret that she had kept for five hundred years was revealed in front of a strange old uncle whom she met for the first time! The reason was simply that the strange old uncle acted extremely irresponsibly and went his own way, sharing the joy of secrets with each other.
Although it seems very unreliable, it makes people open up their hearts. There is an indescribable meaning in it...
As my uncle said, as long as I don't care, others will!
