The people at several tables around could no longer suppress it and burst into laughter!
Such teasing will have different interpretations for different people!
Those who are ignorant will draw their swords! Those who are tender-faced will be ashamed! Those who are in charge of the city will be angry! Those who are ignorant of the world will behave at a loss and make no progress or retreat!
Everyone is looking at what kind of reaction this little boy will have? To add a little more fun to this boring and boring night, if they dare to do this, of course they have the confidence to control the situation and give the choice to the boy. , whether they are enemies or friends, whether they are together or apart, it is up to him to decide with one word.
Lou Xiaoyi's reaction was unexpected by all of them. He was neither angry nor annoyed, nor restrained nor embarrassed. He just raised his head and smiled happily.
“It’s more handsome this way!”
In the silence of everyone, Lou Xiaoyi looked at the old man seriously, "The old man is right! It's my mismatch!
You should change your hero hat! The one with two streamers on the back! Riding and galloping like this, with the streamers flying, it’s so uninhibited!
You can also accessorize it with a long windbreaker or a cape, which echoes with the streamers and makes you look so handsome!
As for shoes, how about long riding boots? They are waterproof, non-slip, and sleek...
It is indeed inappropriate to cover your nose with a silk scarf, but it is also meaningless if it is empty. What do you think about holding a wild flower in your mouth?
Will those girls change their attitudes if they enter the venue like this?"
The old man stood up and gave himself a drink as a punishment.
"It's me Meng Lang! The old man is ashamed of this young man's effort. Why don't we sit down and talk about it?"
Lou Xiaoyi chuckled, and said, "The boy is nameless! It's not that he is really nameless, but he just doesn't dare to sign up. I would like to ask all the seniors, elders, brothers and sisters to show me their opinions!"
People are weak and have short ambitions, and horses are skinny and long-haired. They can only be cautious in their words and deeds, and dare not show off casually. I am the one who said the ugly things in front of you. Except for the handsome guy who is real, the others may be fake!
When we meet today, we are very destined. If there are benefits, please tell me. If there are dangers, just treat me as a piece of shit!
Thank you!"
In one sentence, all the diners present will smile, and the distance will become much closer invisibly. To a newbie practitioner, although he is talking nonsense, it is also real, helpless nonsense, but it is better than Those high-sounding words should be more palatable.
This is also a skill of Lou Xiaoyi's current consciousness. He can always put himself in a relatively more advantageous position in human relationships, so that people will not easily regard him as an opponent or enemy.
He sat down at the old man's desk and said, "Senior, this is my first time out. I want to come to Xianlai Town to pick up some things. It's really difficult to practice alone. There's no one to guide you, no one to confirm it, and no one to discuss it. So these are the rules of Xianlai Town." , you have to explain it to me carefully!
There are so many comrades around me, and they are all listening. You can't deceive me with false lies or dig a hole to bury me..."
The old man felt that he had brought it upon himself and had a good time drinking. Why did he have to join in the fun and play with this dog-skin plaster? It was better now. He didn't make fun of others, but he threw himself into it.
He is also open-minded. In fact, for most people, it is difficult to be stingy when you face a little person who is far inferior to you.
"You kid, what good can I gain from you? What benefit can I gain from burying you? This is really nonsense..."
Lou Xiaoyi stopped joking and said sternly: "Junior is just joking, elders don't mind! I believe you can also see that junior's strength is limited. I also heard that there are secret books for sale here, so I came all the way to try my luck. !”
Everyone in the audience was making noises, but the old man shook his head.
"Hold on! Can you talk to me? Even if you want to hide your origin, we understand that you may not be able to rely on it? It's not even a thousand miles away? You're already out of the country, kid!"
Lou Xiaoyi didn't feel ashamed at all, "That's just an adjective. It means something far away. You don't have to take it seriously!"
Everyone laughed, saying that the world is filled with all kinds of strange things, but this person talks so nonsense that he can't arouse the disgust of others, which is quite a skill.
The old man asked, "What skills and secrets do you lack? Let me tell you. Even if I don't know it completely, there are many Taoist friends around here, so I can give you an exact answer! Which shop should I go to? What's the price?" justice?"
Lou Xiaoyi scratched his head and said, "I seem to be lacking everything!"
The old man sighed, this is normal. When the casual cultivator first started, who was not in need? Everyone was in need!
So he asked again, "I can see that what you lack is a set! This is more difficult to handle. It is impossible to put together a set of secret techniques without some possessions!
I shouldn't have asked this, but how much money do you have? How many spiritual stones do you have? Can you afford such a large expense?
This time, I allow you to tell lies!"
Lou Xiaoyi didn't care, "This time, boy, I really don't want to tell lies!
There are one hundred and ten taels of silver, what is a spiritual stone? Senior, what is a spiritual stone?"
The old man sighed again. He found that he sighed a lot today. For casual cultivators, it is not new at all to enter the practice without knowing what a spiritual stone is! Even when he was a newbie, he didn't know what it was. Lingshi, made a lot of jokes.
Casual cultivation is difficult. There is no systematic inheritance, no fixed source of resources, and it is really unsustainable to just get started by chance.
After a little explanation, the old man's interest was greatly reduced and he said perfunctorily:
"Then what are you going to use to purchase the skills here? Don't you have any idea in mind?"
Lou Xiaoyi hesitated and didn't want to say anything, but no one else could give him pertinent advice, so he hesitated and reluctantly took out three bamboo slips, a summary of Zhongshan's practice, and a book of Paper Man Techniques from the small bag. A man with the body of a wild cow said covertly:
"Although this junior doesn't have spiritual stones, he can exchange his skills for them!"
In the entire shop, almost all the diners are casual cultivators who come to Xianlai Town to exchange resources. Because this place is remote, ordinary mortals rarely come in. There are no entertainment venues in Xianlai Town. If you must find one, there are only a few in the town. In restaurants, restaurants, and most casual practitioners work in their residences, but there are always a few who can't sit still and are greedy. This is the source of the business of the small noodle shop.
Everyone is listening to the conversation between the two, and they all want to know what trump card this handsome young man has. For them, this is the greatest fun. As for what they will do next, only God knows.
When Lou Xiaoyi took out his treasure, all the people who were paying attention booed. Feeling bored, they simply checked out and left. He was really too lazy to listen. On the contrary to this person's glamorous appearance, it was this guy. Extremely poor!
The old man sighed again. As expected, he also wanted to pay and leave!
"Little guy, let me tell you, even if you throw these bamboo slips on the streets of Xianlai Town, no one will pick them up! At most, the locals will pick them up and cook them for cooking! I guess you still have a lot of these things in your bag. ?It’s very carefully hidden. If you don’t believe me, just throw it out and see if anyone wants it? If a practitioner reaches out and someone else picks up a copy, I will compensate you ten copies!”
Lou Xiaoyi didn't believe it, and hugged his baby tightly, as if you were lying to me!
"Or, why don't you throw a few copies away and see if the juniors can pick them up?"
