I don’t know how Yi Li communicated. Lou Xiaoyi thought it might only be a matter of a few days, but it turned out that there was no news after a month.
On this day, someone knocked on the door of the cave! Lou Xiaoyi sighed!
When I walked out of the cave, I saw senior sister Jiahua with an angry look on her face!
"Senior sister? What's wrong with you? Who dares to bully you? Tell me and I'll rip off his head and use it as a chamber pot for you, senior sister!"
Jiahua Feng's eyes widened, "It's just one of your ears! Why, twist the head off, I'm missing a chamber pot!"
Lou Xiaoyi laughed and said, "Isn't that good? I'm afraid that if I become a chamber pot, senior sister, you will be shy and unable to pee! Why don't you unscrew it? My chamber pot is a self-propelled type and can also clean itself. The owner cleans without using toilet paper..."
Jiahua was angry and laughing, and couldn't help cursing: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory! I ask you, why did you turn a blind eye to me at the Hongqiu Red Clay Chamber of Commerce? I waved my handkerchief so conspicuously, you What do you mean by turning around and leaving without even looking?"
Lou Xiaoyi called out to Tianqu, "I really didn't see it! I was leading people to fight at that time. There were too many big things happening, hundreds of golden elixirs, and later they were Yuanying's and Zhenjun's. You know, how can you have time to see anyone waving a handkerchief among the thousands of people below?
Well, let me tell you, senior sister, your way of waving handkerchiefs is wrong. I suggest you go and observe how other people in Fengyue Tower wave handkerchiefs. You need to be charming, have body movements, twist your waist and hips, etc... Where are you? Is it waving a handkerchief, or throwing a spiritual weapon, amulet, to kill?"
Seeing that Jiahua was about to get angry again, he hurriedly pulled her into the cave and said mysteriously: "Something big has happened, do you want to hear it?"
Sure enough, this was a panacea for a woman's anger. Jiahua tilted his head and said, "What's the big deal? If you dare to talk about him, be careful I'll beat you up!"
Lou Xiaoyi chuckled, "Look, senior sister, you pride yourself on being well-connected at Shanmen. Nothing can escape your eyes. You don't even know about such big things?"
Regarding the Lord of Shaking Shadow, the inheritance of sword veins, and the trust of the true king... Your junior brother, I will be the Lord of a continent! By then, there will be three wives and four concubines, and countless harems. It is difficult for the main palace to accept you, but one concubine is no problem. Yes, prepare more dowry, the grassroots team is short of resources..."
Jiahua was stunned when she heard this. This change was completely beyond her expectation, and she forgot about this guy's talkative words.
"Really? There is such a big thing? But I was completely kept in the dark..."
Lou Xiaoyi laughed and said, "Why did I lie to you? You were also present at that time, so how could it be me who struck Zhenjun with a sword in the air? If so, the world of cultivation would be in chaos.
But senior sister, please don’t spread this word outside, I’m still waiting for the letter, and I don’t know if such a trivial matter is worth discussing for several months?”
Jiahuafang was about to run out to inquire about the news, but stopped again, knowing that it was not appropriate. She really didn't have such long ears for the affairs between Zhenjun!
Looking at the guy with a playful smile in front of me, I sighed in my heart. I thought I could keep an eye on this guy for a while, but in such a short time, he did another shocking thing!
The dispute between Kuchan Temple and Jianmai in Yaoying Xiaolu has spread throughout the entire realm. I don’t know what the three thousand Xiaolu are thinking, but those heretics are as excited as chicken blood!
A single spark can start a prairie fire. This provides a realistic version for the side sects to fight against the oppression coming from the door. It has a far-reaching impact. I don’t know how many side sects are gearing up and secretly linking up. So, what this guy did is a merit, a fault, or something. It’s hard to say!
But I have to admit that being able to carry two flags by one person and confront hundreds of bitter Zen monks, who can compare with this courage and ability?
"You are so impressive now that you are famous all over the world! They say that the face of Zhou Xian in the upper realm has finally been restored, except for one ear of yours that is a bit disfigured!"
Lou Xiaoyi was a little wary. It sounded like it was something like a ranking. He had had enough of this kind of thing in the Fifth Ring Road and didn't want to do it again.
"What is it? Does it have to do with me?"
Jiahua sighed softly, "You are really immersed in practicing swordsmanship and don't care about the world's affairs!
There are eyes of the sun and moon in Lingshan Mountain, and the boundless sea of clouds snorts; when you build a cave to send a message to your lips, an ear is bitten off by a donkey!
This jingle is the latest news that there are only four monks in the Jindan realm who can kill across realms! Congratulations on being on the list!"
Lou Xiaoyi was furious, "Who are you making this up? How come you got bitten by a donkey when you get to my place? How disrespectful!"
Jiahua laughed, "I don't know! Everyone spreads it like this anyway. You offended the Buddhist system and wiped out the Chamber of Commerce system. These two families are the largest in the Zhouxian Upper Realm except Taoism. They spread it like this deliberately.
, what can you do?
If you want to blame One Ear, you can only blame your name. If there is anything wrong with it, you have to call it One Ear..."
Lou Xiaoyi is a little depressed. He has been fine in other aspects of his life, but he has always suffered from names and nicknames and has never been normal. Is it possible that God thinks he is too outstanding and deliberately balances him?
Jiahua's mood changed very quickly. Because of this important incident, she had long forgotten why she was angry. It was just a run around with no results. This guy killed him without any care, and even investigated the whole business association.
Okay, this kind of character is really rare in Zhou Xian. What Zhenjun said is absolutely right, it’s so unreasonable!
"One ear, I think what you should learn most now is the organizational structure of a sect, job levels, reward and punishment regulations, and various functions. You are far behind in this aspect and basically don't understand anything.
Why not copy the rules of Xiaoyao..."
Lou Xiaoyi shook his head, "Why copy it? I don't want to turn Yaoying into a little Xiaoyao, which will kill me!
Drink from a big bowl, eat a large piece of meat, use a big scale to divide spirits, those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine. We should treat each other as brothers, what are the rules?”
Jiahua was speechless. Is this the way to become the king of the mountain? It is in line with the nature of this person. I wonder what kind of land he will ruin by him?
"Forget it, I don't care about you, you can do whatever you want... I just don't know if Shanmen is going to expel you completely, or retain your qualifications as a Xiaoyao Mask? I guess you still can't get rid of your identity as a Xiaoyao disciple, Shanmen
We won’t just push people with potential out!
Also, you have to leave me a room in the Shaking Shadow Sword Palace. I heard that the autumn there is very beautiful, shaking like a phantom. I will go there to enjoy the autumn when I have time!"
Lou Xiaoyi laughed and said, "Sure, no problem. I will arrange the southeast, northwest, and spring palaces, plus the spring, summer, autumn, and winter palaces. Eight should be enough, right? Isn't it too tiring?"
