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148 Totti Joke Collection

With a swish sound, Su Dong forcefully opened the thick curtains of the hotel room.

In an instant, the whole room suddenly became bright.

This is a four-star hotel located near the Plaza de España in downtown Rome. Since the earliest flight back to Lisbon will not be until this afternoon, Sporting Lisbon stayed one more night in Rome after the game last night.

The city of Rome is known as one of three tourist attractions, with ruins everywhere.

The window of the room Su Dong lived in faced a small street. Less than two hundred meters to the north, it was the Plaza de España, the filming location of the famous movie "Roman Holiday". Downstairs of the hotel was a K-shaped intersection, which was in the middle of the street.

There is a huge stone pillar, and under the stone pillar is a small parking lot, which is full of parking lots.

In this seemingly inconspicuous place, Albertini told everyone last night that this stone pillar is called the Holy Inspiration Pillar. Four Jewish prophets, including Moses and David, are engraved on the foundation stone. On the top of the stone pillar stands a statue of the Virgin Mary.

At that time, she was inspired by the Holy Spirit and became pregnant, leaving Jesus alone.

Su Dong didn't know before. When he looked at it yesterday morning, he thought it was just an ordinary stone pillar, but when he looked at it again this morning, he found that this stone pillar really had a somewhat holy aura under the bright sunshine.

Rome, the eternal city!



Last night's game ended with Sporting Lisbon reversing Lazio 2-1.

Su Dong's shot broke through Peruzzi's goal, but the Italian national goalkeeper failed to block the ball.

At the last moment, Su Dong scored a goal for Sporting Lisbon to reverse the opponent. This made the Lazio fans at the scene furious. When Sporting Lisbon was about to leave, many Lazio fans were insulting the players of Sporting Lisbon, especially Su Dong. Among them

There are some racist remarks.

Even later, Sporting Lisbon's bus almost couldn't leave the Olympic Stadium.

Italy, especially the home stadium of Roma, has a very fanatical atmosphere and is also a hotspot for racial discrimination.

Apart from the fans causing trouble, what impressed Su Dong most was the angry, unwilling but helpless looks of Stam, Simeone and others, as well as Mihajlovic's guilt.

When Su Dong walked past them with a smile like a winner, he even looked at them a few more times. Stam pretended to be calm, while Simeone gritted his teeth with hatred, which made Su Dong feel very sad.

Satisfied and very proud.

Needless to say, Stam is the world's top central defender. Although Simeone is not the world's top midfielder, he is at least an Argentina international. In addition, the Beckham red card incident has made him world-famous, so he can defeat them.

, Su Dong still felt very proud.

After walking past, I heard Simeone gritting his teeth and saying something harsh from a distance, "Go to Lisbon in the next round and see if I don't kill you!"

But why would Su Dong mind this?

Two to one in the away game, this advantage is not ordinary.

As long as they can hold on to this score when they return to home court and don't concede two or more goals, the team can still advance.

On the football field, heroes are ultimately judged by victory or defeat.



Although the game started late, the players woke up early.

Su Dong, Ronny and others, after washing up, went to the hotel to have breakfast together.

Since the team flew out in the afternoon and won another game last night, they were allowed free time in the morning.

Sudong, Ronnie, Pepe, Quaresma and others made an appointment with Albertini last night to go shopping in Rome in the morning.

It was only half past seven and everyone left the hotel.

After admiring the Holy Conception Column, we went directly to the Plaza de España and the steps, but to be honest, I was a little disappointed.

It looks very romantic in the movie, but it doesn't feel that good in reality.

Since it was early, there weren't many people there, but there wasn't much to see.

Walking south, not far away is the Trevi Fountain, also known as the Trevi Fountain. It feels much better than Plaza de España. The fountain is huge and the sculptures are great, but there are a lot of people.

Interestingly, when he tossed a coin to make a wish, Ronnie made a wish for himself, hoping to join a wealthy club and become the best player in the world. After that, he tossed the coin one more time.

"It was thrown for my friend Jose Semedo. He said he would beat me if I didn't throw it back."

"He wants to make a wish, hoping that he can change his girlfriend once a month and be happy in love forever."

Everyone almost fell down after hearing this. Can this wish come true?

Do you really think you are the male protagonist of a YY novel?

Because of Su Dong and Ronnie, Jose Semedo is also an acquaintance in the first team, but most people's deepest impression of him is to pick up girls. This guy is good at everything, and he is the first in picking up girls.

So much so that Jardel, who left the team at the time, laughed and joked that he clicked on the wrong talent tree, switching his football talent to the talent for picking up girls.

Su Dong's wishes are very simple. He hopes that his family will be healthy and safe, and that he will have smooth sailing in playing football.



From the Trevi Fountain to the Colosseum, then back to the Pantheon, walking and shopping all the way to the Vatican City.

Although they just finished a high-intensity game last night, Su Dong and others are professional players after all, and their footsteps are much faster than ordinary people. Walking these roads is not even a warm-up for them.

Stroll around, pass the Ponte Sant'Angelo, and enter the Vatican, a country within a country.

First we visited the Castel Sant'Angelo, then walked along the Avenue de la Concorde to St. Peter's Square to feed the pigeons. After visiting the Vatican, it was almost noon, and everyone sat down to rest under the huge stone pillars in the square.

Andre Cruz took out the newspaper he bought at the newsstand on the way and read it leisurely.

Early this morning, the Italian media were all reporting on Lazio's upset loss to Sporting Lisbon last night. A few articles reported on Sudong, but they were all superficial. After all, Sudong was their opponent.

"The collection of Totti jokes has been updated again." Andre Cruz laughed.

"What?" Su Dong asked strangely.

"The Italian media made some jokes about Prince Totti of Rome." Andre Cruz chuckled.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Su Dong also had a very good impression of Totti. He went over with great interest and found that they were all in Italian, which he could not understand.

"Andrey, read and listen."

Everyone is also very curious, how will the media ridicule Totti?

Seeing that his teammates were so interested, Andrei Krust took a sip of water and moistened his throat before he started speaking.



One day, Capello met Mancini at the Football Association and he asked: "Robert, how did you let Lazio lead us Roma this season?"

Mancini replied: "It's simple, I'm surrounded by smart players."

Capello was not convinced and asked: "How do you prove it?"

Mancini replied: "It's too easy. I'll call Fiore and ask him a question, and you'll know."

So, Mancini dialed Fiore's phone and asked him: "Stefano, answer me a little riddle. If your father has a child and your mother also has a child, but this child is neither

Your sister, not your brother, who is he?"

Fiore replied on the spot: "Coach, this is too simple, this kid is me."

Capello was very surprised when he heard this, "That's amazing. This can really test the players' IQ."

Therefore, Capello decided to conduct such a test in the Roma team. He first found captain Totti.

"Francesco, I'm going to give you a test. You answer me a very simple question. If your father has a child and your mother also has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor yours."

Brother, who is he?"

Totti was puzzled, "It's not my sister or my brother. Who is he? Coach, please give me ten minutes and I will think about it."

Totti called his teammates over for help and told them about Capello's problem. Everyone looked at each other in shock.

Candela and Cassano racked their brains, but never figured it out.

Totti had no choice but to expand his scope and asked everyone at the training base, but no one understood.

Finally he asked the warehouse manager.

"Oh, Francesco, are you an idiot? The answer is simple, that kid is me, isn't it?"

Totti suddenly understood and immediately ran to Capello, "Coach, I know the answer."

Capello was very happy, "Okay, okay, Francesco, tell me, who is that child?"

Totti said proudly: "It's Nino, the warehouse manager."

Capello was dumbfounded for several seconds, shook his head and sighed: "It seems that you are really stupid."

"Isn't it?" Totti was confused.

Capello shouted angrily: "Of course not, that kid is Fiore!"



Andre Cruz imitated even his tone of voice so perfectly that everyone laughed.

Isn’t this too damaging?

Have you ever seen someone making fun of a star player like this?

"Our Italian media is still very humorous." Albertini also smiled.

This joke is not only teasing Tony, but also Roma players and Capello. Who caused Roma's poor performance this season and fell far behind their city rival Lazio?

"Actually, Roma people still like Totti very much. However, Roma's performance this season is really not good, so they can only express their love for Totti through a collection of Totti jokes." Andre Cruz

He smiled thiefly.

He's always following the collection of Totti jokes.

"Andre, tell me more." Ronnie also felt very funny.

Everyone wants to hear it too.



Totti's fiancée Brasi works in a television station and is considered a cultural person. He advised Totti to learn more culture.

Once, he said to Totti: "Francesco, you should read more books. Have you read Shakespeare?"

"I have read it," Totti said, "but I don't remember who wrote this book."



One day, Gattuso, Vieri and Totti appeared in front of the magic mirror. The magic mirror warned them: "Be careful, whoever lies in front of me will disappear."

Gattuso was the first to speak: "I think I am the most handsome man in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.

Vieri walked to the mirror for the second time: "I think I am the smartest in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.

It was Totti's turn and he said: "I think..."

Before he finished speaking, he disappeared.



Fiancee Bracy said: "Honey, 90-69-90 is no longer fashionable, you know?"

Totti said: "Of course I know, think about it, the size of the Olympic Stadium is 47-95!"



One of the capital's most famous couples is making out.

Fiancée Bracy said: "Honey, tell me something hot."

Totti said: "Candela!" (candela means candle.)

Bracy said: "Okay! Say something hard to me."

Totti said: "Lima!" (lima means file.)

Bracy said: "Okay, tell me something dirty."

Totti was angry: "Lazio people, I blame your ancestors for eighteen generations!"


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