"Oh..." Han Feng, who held his head high and his chest high, suddenly turned into an ostrich due to Zhou Xingyun's punch: "What are you doing?"
Han Feng asked Zhou Xingyun in confusion, wondering why Zhou Xingyun used a punch as a greeting when the two reunited after a long separation.
"You looked lonely just now, so I couldn't help but punch you. Haven't you heard? Hitting means scolding and loving. If you love me to the extreme, I will kick you. Because you are a man and I don't love you.
, so I hit you with my fist to show that I care about you." Zhou Xingyun casually put his hand on Han Feng's shoulder and said.
"I'm the emperor now, aren't you afraid of being beheaded if you beat me like this?" Han Feng couldn't laugh or cry, secretly thinking that Zhou Xingyun was really different from ordinary people, he actually dared to beat him... He hadn't felt this familiar and 'kind' feeling for more than half a year.
arrive.
"Isn't the emperor great? The emperor can stop treating his brothers as brothers! Do you still remember the promise we made? We will bear difficulties together, and we will be crazy together when we are happy. Everyone is equal among brothers. You can show off by bragging. Whoever puts on airs is a fool! I don't care.
Are you the emperor or the Jade Emperor?"
Even if Zhou Xingyun risks being beheaded, he will never let Han Feng stand high alone and become a self-respecting emperor.
This is not just because Zhou Xingyun has selfish motives, fearing that Han Feng will become emperor and monopolize power, his mood will change, and the harem will take care of thousands of chickens in three thousand days.
Today, Zhou Xingyun came with a punch, and relentlessly broke the barrier between him and Han Feng, which symbolized status, and allowed Han Feng, as the emperor, to get closer to the masses. This is the responsibility that he, as a brother, must owe to his brother.
Take responsibility!
Zhou Xingyun will not let Han Feng go astray! He will not let Han Feng feel that he is alone as the emperor! He wants Han Feng to know that they will always be his good buddies, and he will never get rid of them when he becomes the emperor.
Pig friends and dog friends made Han Feng clearly realize that the emperor is also a human being, and the prerequisite for him to be a good emperor should be that he is a person with feelings, relatives, friends, and not alone.
Now Han Feng actually acted like an emperor in front of his brothers. Zhou Xingyun decisively punched him, making him stunned in public.
Hugging ceremony when brothers meet? It doesn’t exist! Real men only hug beautiful women!
Isn’t there an old saying that brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes? From Zhou Xingyun’s perspective, the actual situation is that one’s own clothes will never be worn casually by outsiders. As for siblings, when they see good brothers, they don’t put their arms around each other.
If you punch him twice, can you be considered a brother?
Besides, the effects of force are reciprocal. If my fist hits you, my fist will hurt! Now Zhou Xingyun punched and let Han Feng understand the physical sincerity of 'brothers and sisters', why not do it?
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"He...he beat the emperor?" Elder Peng of the Kunqiao faction was speechless. He looked dumbfounded at Zhou Xingyun, who had one hand on Han Feng's shoulder. He wondered if his eyes were dim and he saw some unbelievable and strange scenes.
"Really? Anyway, I didn't see anything." Elder Rui from Haolin's young room raised his head and looked at the ceiling. It's better to pretend not to see those unclear and serious situations. Anyway, according to the emperor's reaction, he did not blame Zhou Xingyun at all.
thoughts.
"Ahem." Han Qiumiao coughed suddenly, then turned to the elders of the Wulin Alliance and said: "Three elders of the Wulin Alliance, let's go to the living room next door to discuss the matter just mentioned."
Han Qiumiao saw Zhou Xingyun leading a group of pigs, friends and dogs
A friend came to Han Feng and simply asked the three martial arts alliance elders to move to the next door to discuss the matter they had just discussed so that Han Feng, Zhou Xingyun and others could reminisce about old times.
"Okay, let's take our leave now..." Mu Yan looked at Han Feng as he spoke, asking for permission to leave.
Although Zhou Xingyun dared to be rude to the emperor, they had to stick to the rules.
"Go, go! I promise you on Xiaofeng's behalf." Zhou Xingyun waved his hand grandly, indicating that the three martial arts alliance elders could leave. Didn't Elder Peng lead the heroes to attack him before? Now Zhou Xingyun looked at the frightened look on his face, and felt secretly in his heart.
Very cool.
"Then... the princess has invited you." Mu Yan shook his head in confusion, and had no choice but to ask Han Qiumiao to go first and take them away.
"Behave yourself!" Han Qiumiao couldn't help but glare at Zhou Xingyun. Being informal and being unruly were two different things. Zhou Xingyun could just be careless, but if outsiders saw Han Feng like this, where would his prestige as an emperor lie?
"Okay, okay, I understand. It's rare for brothers to get together tonight, Xiao Qiuqiu, just turn a blind eye and let our brothers run wild all day long." Zhou Xingyun smiled angrily, and took advantage of Han Qiumiao's indiscretion.
At that time, he kissed her pretty face in front of everyone.
"He...he was rude to Her Royal Highness the Princess!" Elder Peng immediately pointed at Zhou Xingyun. If such immoral things were spread, where would the royal family's face be?
"Elder Peng, please calm down. Haven't you realized who he is yet?" Elder Yu from Haolin's room saw that Elder Peng couldn't hold it in anymore and wanted to catch Jian Shu who was rude to Her Royal Highness the Princess.
The prodigal couldn't help but hurriedly grabbed him and signaled him not to mess around.
"No matter who he is! It's not okay to molest Her Royal Highness the Princess!" Elder Peng said coaxingly, feeling that he had the moral high ground. The Empress Dowager granted a marriage, and Princess Yongming married the Prince's Young Master, but everyone in the world knew it.
thing.
Elder Peng was not targeting Zhou Xingyun, but Zhou Xingyun, a wanderer from Jianshu Villa, dared to belittle Her Royal Highness, which is intolerable!
"What if he is the consort of Her Royal Highness the Princess?" Elder Yu's understatement made Elder Peng pour cold water on his head, and he was stunned on the spot.
"Some things will be difficult to explain for a while. The three of us will get together in the north chamber tonight and tell you the whole story slowly." Elder Mu Yan patted Elder Peng on the shoulder, then followed Han Qiumiao and left the south.
Wing study room.
After Han Feng watched the three elders of the Wulin Alliance leave, he turned to Zhou Xingyun curiously and asked: "Brother Yun, did my expression look lonely just now?"
When Han Feng and Zhou Xingyun got together, they called him Brother Yun out of habit, which shocked the friends who stayed in the study.
Fortunately for Qin Shou and others, they knew that Han Feng was the younger brother among their brothers before he ascended the throne. Both they and the officials in the capital all cared for Han Feng, their younger brother.
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To be precise, before Han Feng became emperor, he was a good brother to many officials' children. Everyone looked after Zhou Xingyun and tried their best to take care of him and prevent him from being bullied by outsiders except himself.
However, Tong Li and others did not know the relationship between Han Feng and Zhou Xingyun. Now they saw Zhou Xingyun punch the current emperor, and the emperor smiled instead of being angry, calling Zhou Xingyun "brother"... This was the most incredible thing they had ever encountered in their lives.
situation.
However, before coming to see the emperor, they all promised Zhou Xingyun that they would never speak without instructions, so at this time they could only watch with horror and horror as Zhou Xingyun and the current emperor called themselves brothers.
"Well, your expression just now was really quite lonely. Probably because you were proclaimed emperor in the palace and everyone bowed to you, so you were lonely, empty and cold." Zhou Xingyun said seriously.
"It seems...it is true." Han Feng nodded half-knowingly. Zhou Xingyun, Han Qiumiao and others left the capital. Although he sat on the dragon throne and all the civil and military officials bowed to him, he felt very sad in his heart.
He was melancholy, always feeling like there was no one around him who could talk to him sincerely.
"Your condition is called 'the syndrome of being too comfortable in childhood and not getting beaten'!" Zhou Xingyun took a breath and said: "This disease must be treated, otherwise the consequences will be serious."
"What disease is this?" Han Feng was confused. Although what Zhou Xingyun said was unbelievable, he was a 'miraculous doctor' after all. This disease must be very unique.
"To put it simply, your life is going too smoothly. No one dares to say no to you, which makes you feel uncomfortable all over. You need someone to treat your itchy skin. You have an M attribute." Zhou Xingyun patted the little boy affectionately.
Brother Feng’s shoulders.
"Ah?" Han Feng looked confused. How could he be turned into a jerk?
However, there is some truth in what Zhou Xingyun said, because after he became emperor, he always felt that something was wrong and was slowly changing him.
"Don't worry, Xiaofeng! With brother here, your illness will be cured soon."
"Chief, you will be beheaded for deceiving the emperor." Xuanyuan Chongwu couldn't stand it, Zhou Xingyun actually deceived an honest man like this.
After all, Han Feng had been emperor for half a year. He had faced all kinds of bureaucrats and handled countless government affairs. He should have seen all kinds of scenes, big and small. Now, Han Feng and Zhou Xingyun reunited, and it took less than five minutes.
So Zhou Xingyun successfully dehumanized him and turned him back into a younger brother... Is it because Zhou Xingyun is too powerful? Or is Han Feng too innocent?
"What is bullying? How can I be called bullying? Are you crazy?" Zhou Xingyun retorted angrily to Xuanyuan Chongwu: "This is my experience as a person who has been there! You can see that my daily life is quite nourishing, right? But...
I often itch to provoke Suyao and Qiu Miao, why? It’s because I’m too lonely. If I don’t quarrel with them or get scolded by them, I feel uncomfortable all over. Even though I have S attribute.”
"Chief, can I use the word 'offending' to understand what you want to express?" Xuanyuan Chongwu revealed the truth with one word.
"Ah~ Bah!" Zhou Xingyun, who firmly refused to admit that he was a bitch, lowered his head and spat at the bastard's trousers.
However, seeing Zhou Xingyun and Xuanyuan Chongwu starting to fight, Han Feng suddenly said to them seriously: "Brother Yun, brother Chongwu, to be honest, power will make people lose themselves. In the six months since I took the throne, I almost
I was swallowed up by this invisible force, and my personality was a bit impetuous. But... just when I couldn't hold on any longer, I saw you."
Han Feng paused for a moment before speaking, and finally summoned up the courage to ask: "I saw more than just you! There was also that peaceful and prosperous age! And my companions in that world. Because of this, I ignored the objections of my mother and queen,
I personally lead the cavalry of the vanguard battalion on the expedition! I am not just trying to save the people in the north, I also want to confirm one thing with you personally, whether the prosperous world I saw really exists in another time and space."