"Then you must know how to be romantic." Zhou Xingyun walked to the flower bed, picked a flower, and inserted it on the chest of Guo Heng's brocade clothes: "Don't speak hastily. When you see a girl, don't act like a leader seeing a barbecue.
, smile like a crooked face! Every move you make must be as smooth and graceful as running water. Also, don’t forget to always have a handkerchief ready, it is a must-have for serving ladies.”
"What else? What else?" Li Xiaofan's attitude towards Zhou Xingyun was no longer angry, but was replaced by respect.
"Humble but not humble!"
"What's the meaning?"
"The way you feel about trying to please others now is despicable but not despicable. To put it bluntly, it is despicable and does not respect girls. Being despicable but not despicable means that you please the girl in a humble way without making others think you are despicable." Zhou Xingyun said arrogantly.
He smiled proudly and said, "Watch it, I'm going to give you a demonstration."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" All the animals in Yushu Zifang nodded wildly and stared at Zhou Xingyun with wide eyes.
Zhou Xingyun is like an owl hunting at night. He sees six directions and listens in all directions, and then...finds the target!
Isabel is enjoying lunch, to be precise, she has just finished lunch...
At this moment, Zhou Xingyun appeared beside her naturally, handed the prepared handkerchief to her respectfully: "Your Highness, please."
"Thank you, Mr. Zhou." Isabel smiled softly and looked at Zhou Xingyun with curiosity.
Zhou Xingyun appeared at the perfect time. She had just finished her meal and was looking for a silk cloth to wipe her mouth, when Zhou Xingyun jumped out to serve her.
"It is my honor to serve His Highness the Palace Master."
After saying that, Zhou Xingyun consciously picked up a bottle of wine and refilled the empty wine glass in front of Isabel's table.
"Your Majesty, please use it with caution. If necessary, please call me. I will temporarily excuse you."
In this way, Zhou Xingyun left Isabel without being humble or arrogant, and returned to Yushu Zefang's livestock.
"Did you see it? Did you see it?" Zhou Xingyun held up the handkerchief that Isabel used to wipe her mouth, seemingly showing off the trophy to Qin Shou and others: "In this era without tissues, handkerchiefs are such a sharp tool for picking up girls.
!As members of Yushu Zefang, how can you do it if you don’t have one!"
"Brother Yun is brilliant!" Qin Shou, Li Xiaofan and the other animals shouted in unison.
"So, it is very rude for you to approach a girl hastily. You must learn to look for opportunities!"
"Thank you, Brother Yun, for your advice!"
"Finally, and most importantly, you should not fight alone!" Zhou Xingyun said seriously: "You must learn to coordinate operations! Picking up girls is not a one-person battle! You do not have the support of a big martial arts family, so you must join forces to win.
The chance of winning! When you take action later, the four of you will form a group! Like the stars holding the moon, you must lift the girls of the Jianghu Association to the sky! Also, don’t call them girls..."
"Don't call girls? Then how do we call them?"
"Fairy! Fairy! Qingcheng! Palace Master! Daughter of gold! Sister Chang'e! How to call her what you like!"
"As you command!"
"Very good! Everyone remember to do as I said and do your best to please them! You must never let the girls feel unhappy at all!"
"As you command!"
"Don't act too hastily! Remember to act at the right time! Otherwise, you will only offend the beauty!"
"As you command!"
"Gentlemen, the Zhenbei Cavalry has held a luxurious celebration banquet, which is a battlefield prepared for you! I wish you all a prosperous military fortune in advance!"
"Thank you, Brother Yun, for your advice!"
Ever since, under Zhou Xingyun's instigation, the beasts of Yushu Zhifang became full of ambition and launched their big campaign to seduce girls.
Of course, not everyone is like Qin Shou and others, who lose their minds when they see a girl.
"Aren't you going?" Xuanyuan Chongwu can guarantee that if Xu Zijian, Song Shiling, Ling Daolun, Changsun Wuzhe, Taishi He and others join the team to pick up girls, they will definitely cause a big commotion.
"Do I look like an idiot?" Ling Daolun replied honestly. That's right, only those idiots like Qin Shou would follow Zhou Xingyun around.
"I think it's quite fun." Taishi He smiled broadly. When he saw Qin Shou and others, they all followed Zhou Xingyun's instructions, and went in groups of four to please the girl. The effect was quite good, at least it made the girl smile.
laugh.
Xu Zijian and others are more or less familiar with the big plan mentioned by Zhou Xingyun. It seems that they are trying to win over the young female disciples of the Jianghu Association and let them replace Qiu Zhiping and Jiangnan Seventh Young Master and become important representatives in negotiations with the Wulin Alliance.
The process is very simple to say, using beauty tricks to drive a wedge between young female disciples of various martial arts sects, and causing internal strife among the young warriors of the Jianghu Association.
Internal strife among the young warriors of the Jianghu Association will lead to various problems in their logistical work.
If the logistics cannot keep up, it will affect the masters of the Jianghu Association fighting on the front lines.
As a result, the top management of the Jianghu Association had to come back to rectify the young warriors of the Jianghu Association.
When Zhou Xingyun appears as the King of the North, the senior officials of the Jianghu Association will have to bow to him even if they are a hundred reluctant.
Then, Zhou Xingyun could file a complaint, saying how Qiu Zhiping and Jiangnan Seventh Young Master were so rude, so that Xue Bingxin, who had been lurking for a long time, could lead the female disciples from each faction to come forward and negotiate with the Wulin Alliance as representatives.
So this was Zhou Xingyun's plan.
Of course, whether this stupid plan will work or not is a matter of opinion...
I believe everyone knows that the ability Zhou Xingyun has inherited is non-human animal nature. Does he have a brain?
Therefore, from the beginning, Xuanyuan Chongwu did not expect Zhou Xingyun to formulate a miraculous plan like before.
In the eyes of Xuanyuan Chongwu and others, the celebration banquet and seduction battle before them was nothing more than an idiotic plan that couldn't be more idiotic.
Only Xuanyuan Fengxue, Qin Shou, who lost his mind when he saw the girl, and others felt that the big plan was feasible.
Of course, looking at it from another angle, Yushu Choifang spent all his money to hold a celebration banquet just to please the girls from the Jianghu Association and win their favor. From this point of view... Qin Shou and others succeeded.
Another point is that Qin Shou and others probably haven't discovered that Zhou Xingyun used Yushu Zifang's funds to buy clothes and sell jewelry to the girls of Yunni Yanji Army, and put Aisha and Ren Jie away.
Chan, Snake Muqing and other girls made her happy.
Zhou Xingyun's clever deception is a hundred times more clever than Qiu Zhiping and others' methods of begging for funding from the Wulin Alliance.
To put it bluntly, Zhou Xingyun spent a huge sum of money to hold an unprecedented celebration feast at Tianlong Village, all to reward his Yunni Yanji Army.
Other purposes besides this are not the focus... at least that's what Xuanyuan Chongwu thinks.
Qin Shou and others started flirting with girls, while the girls from the Yan Ji Army let their minds go and had fun.
Except for Xuanyuan Fengxue, Wei Suyao and other beauties did not know what kind of medicine Zhou Xingyun bought in the gourd.
Zhou Xingyun just told everyone that a celebration banquet will be held at Tianlong Village today for them to enjoy themselves
of play.
In fact, just as Xuanyuan Chongwu thought, Zhou Xingyun was just trying to trick Yushu into choosing a girl, and he simply wanted to hold a banquet to reward the girl who worked hard for him.
Wei Suyao was a little suspicious of Zhou Xingyun at first, not knowing what he was planning.
However, as time went by, as the banquet unfolded, listening to music, watching juggling, and being invited to dance two dances by Zhou Xingyun, even the cautious Wei Suyao enjoyed it and played with everyone.
When you are happy, you don’t miss Shu.
Seeing that Mo Xianglan, a slave, was happily enjoying the celebration banquet, Zhou Xingyun couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.
As long as everyone has fun, that's better than anything else.
By the way. Zhou Xingyun has not seen his beautiful disciple after coming to Tianlong Village for so long. I wonder what Hua Fuduo is doing?
Zhou Xingyun remembered that Hua Fuduo lived in a small cubicle on the north side of the south wing. Since he had nothing to do now, he might as well pretend to take a walk to see her.
Zhou Xingyun was quite curious. Hua Fuduo was actually indifferent to such a big commotion in the south wing of Tianlong Villa.
At first, Zhou Xingyun thought that Hua Fuduo had gone out and not returned, but now it was lunch time and he still didn't see Hua Fuduo.
It wasn't until Zhou Xingyun came to Hua Fuduo's small wing that he discovered that this big girl was actually... practicing in the room!
Oh my gosh! You don’t have to be so diligent.
After Zhou Xingyun arrived at the south wing of Tianlong Villa, he had been paying attention to Hua Fuduo's room.
It was precisely because there was no movement in Wafuduo's room that he mistakenly thought that Wafuduo was not in Tianlong Village.
Who knew that Hua Fuduo was not absent from Tianlong Village, but that she had been sitting cross-legged in the house since early morning, practicing the Qi Control method he taught her.
Huafuduo has practiced Kungfu to the point where she forgets to eat and sleep.
Dong dong dong...
Zhou Xingyun gently knocked on the window sill. Hua Fuduo was meditating and practicing without closing the window. He stood outside the window and could see what she was doing in the room at a glance.
When she was disturbed while practicing, Wafduo showed displeasure, frowned and opened her eyes.
She had warned Qiu Zhiping many times not to disturb her when she was practicing.
Wafuduo didn't close the window, not because of anything else, but to let Qiu Zhiping or Jiangnan Qishao, who often harassed her, see that she was practicing in the room, and to warn outsiders not to bother her.
However, when Huafuduo saw clearly that the person standing in front of the window was Zhou Xingyun, her angry look softened slightly.
It's just softened a little.
It can be seen that Huafuduo hates others disturbing her practice, even if they are people she approves of...
"Do you have the energy to get out of bed?" Zhou Xingyun asked weakly. Now Hua Fuduo is like a woman who has the energy to get out of bed just woke up, exuding an indescribable force of deterrence. Xiao Qiuqiu has it.
This problem...
"What is wake-up anger?" Wafduo didn't understand.
"I just get sulky just after I wake up or when someone disturbs my sleep." Zhou Xingyun was very rude and climbed directly through the window and entered the small room.
"It's not the same concept that you disturbed my practice." Wafuduo replied lightly. She was not sure whether she was angry when she got up, but she hated being interfered by outsiders when practicing.
"How are you doing with the second level of air control I taught you?"
"We have reached a bottleneck. If you don't come to me today, I will go to you tomorrow."
"So fast!" Zhou Xingyun was dumbfounded. He had only been teaching Hua Fuduo for a few days? Now he has become a master of it?