"I think it's almost time. Are you ready to give a speech in front of tens of millions of people?" Ma Tao teased Zhou Xingyun: "Everyone knows that you sponsored the Winter Valley forces to build Thousand Artillery Posts. Today's swearing-in ceremony is about to begin.
Speech can be regarded as your first job as a brother."
"Of course I'm ready! Where is the podium for the swearing-in ceremony?" Zhou Xingyun worked hard to show a friendly smile.
The presidents of the Seventeenth Chapter of Winter City are really shameless to the extreme! Everyone knows that he sponsored the Winter Valley forces to build Thousand Artillery Posts? This is completely fart! Don’t think Zhou Xingyun doesn’t know that the Seventeenth Chapter of Winter City doesn’t know.
Although the Thousand Cannon Post was publicized to the outside world, there was no mention of who funded the thousand cannons.
Zhou Xingyun can guarantee that more than 90% of the players mistakenly believe that Thousand Pao Post is a joint venture between the Seventeenth Battle Group of Winter City.
"The podium is over there, in the middle section of Xiaoxia Road." Ma Tao gestured to Zhou Xingyun to look into the distance.
"Why is it located in the middle section of the gorge? Isn't it good to give a speech at the level?" Zhou Xingyun asked curiously.
"That's because there are too many players coming to participate in the battle today. If you give a speech on the level, players in the distance cannot see it. The podium is located in the middle section of the canyon, which means that you stand in the middle of the crowd, lined up front, back, left and right.
All the players can see you! They can all hear you!" Mermaid Ji explained seemingly very reasonably.
She would not tell Zhou Xingyun that the reason why she set the podium in the middle section of the gorge was because the turret she built was in that section and could kill him more accurately.
"Ah Xing, would you be nervous to speak in front of tens of millions of people?"
"Brother Ma, who do you think I am! Don't talk to tens of millions of people, even in front of players around the world, I can still talk eloquently!"
"Since Brother Xingyun is so confident, let's make preparations without further delay!" Mermaid Ji said with a smile: "We are very much looking forward to you giving guidance and inspiring words at the swearing-in meeting! For our players in the Winter Valley force
Boost morale!"
Soon after, Ma Tao and others followed the plan and summoned all players from the Winter Valley forces to Thousand Cannon Post, and then held a swearing-in meeting.
At their warm invitation, Zhou Xingyun took Xunxuan, Wei Suyao, Mo Nianxi, Hua Fuduo, Wuchanghua, Qili'an, Seluvinia, and Isabel to the much-anticipated stage.
The podium for the swearing-in ceremony.
When Zhou Xingyun first stepped onto the podium, the players in the audience all made confused comments.
"The Seventeenth Battle Group of Winter City gathered their troops early in the morning. What are they going to do?"
"The people from the Valley of Autumn forces still need to clear out the monsters in the Valley of Autumn. They shouldn't be able to attack here so quickly."
"I have a spy inside the Autumn Valley forces. With the speed at which they clear monsters, they will have to wait at least two hours before they attack."
"No! We have to wait here for two hours? That's not until the flowers have withered!"
"I heard from the president that the Seventeenth Battle Group of Winter City plans to hold a swearing-in ceremony before the battle begins."
"Playing a game and having a swearing-in ceremony? It's funny!"
"Three visits to the world have troubled the world, and two dynasties have opened the hearts of veterans. He died before he left the army, and the heroes were full of tears."
"Did you forget to take your medicine when you went out? If you have nothing to do, recite a poem to show off your skills."
"Illicited! This is Du Fu's appointment as Shu Prime Minister, not his role as a disciple."
"Hey, hey, hey, you two, please stop arguing. Someone seems to have stepped onto the podium."
"What are those? Flame male and female puppets?"
"One belt and eight, so arrogant!"
"Damn it! Did you realize that the outlines of the eight female puppets are beautiful? The parameter setting of this shape is the most realistic model I have ever seen!"
"No matter how high the simulation level is, it doesn't matter. A fake is just a fake."
"Acid! You are obviously sour!"
"That flaming man is not the president of the Zhenbei Riding Union, so I'm going to give him a hard time."
"Come to think of it, what was that flame man doing on stage? Mermaid Ji and Ma Tao seemed to be watching him from the audience."
"The forces of the Valley of Autumn will not appear until noon. Do you think the flame male and female puppets are cross talk actors invited by the Seventeenth Chapter of Winter City? Let him perform cross talk at the swearing-in meeting to pass the time for everyone.
"
"Maybe, they are just here to make fun of you."
Zhou Xingyun stood on the podium amidst the commotion.
Ma Tao waited for a while and then set Zhou Xingyun's chat permission to the 'legion high-level command channel'. In this way, when Zhou Xingyun opens his mouth to speak, all legion players within a ten-kilometer radius can hear his voice.
"Ahem! Audition, audition, hey, hey, hey...cough...can you hear me, players?" Zhou Xingyunhao stood on the podium without timidity and said to the Winter Valley players present: "Can you?
Players who heard me speak, please be quiet. Before the decisive battle with the Autumn Valley forces, I have something very important to announce. This is a big issue related to the life and death of the Winter Valley forces!"
Upon hearing the big question of life and death, all the players at the scene became serious.
After all, today's battle is related to their future development trend. Once the forces of Winter Valley defeat the forces of Autumn Valley, they will become the new overlord of "Real Fantasy".
Therefore, the Winter Valley players gathered at Qianpao Post began to listen carefully to Zhou Xingyun's speech to see what kind of battle plan he could provide everyone.
However, Zhou Xingyun's next speech made the players present dumbfounded.
"Everyone is here! Stand at attention! Take a break! Stand at attention!" Zhou Xingyun shouted seriously, regardless of whether the players in the audience would follow suit, and then said to himself: "Players who think I am handsome, please move closer to the left side of the field! I think so.
The ugly players will stand on the right side! The players who think I'm handsome but are embarrassed to admit it will stand in the middle."
"What? What did he just say?" The player of Winter Valley was speechless for a moment, and was stunned by Zhou Xingyun.
"He asked you to go and stand on the right side."
Everyone heard what Zhou Xingyun said, but they didn't know what he was talking about.
Or maybe the players didn't expect that Zhou Xingyun would stand up on the podium and speak such nonsense in front of tens of millions of players.
However, Zhou Xingyun didn't seem to take his speech as a joke. Everyone just listened to him continue shouting: "Everyone move! Everyone move! This is a big issue related to your life and death! Am I handsome or not? Left, middle,
Quickly choose a side to stand on!"
"This person was indeed invited by the Seventeenth Battle Group of Winter City to make fun of him."
"The presidents of the Seventeenth Chapter of Winter City may be afraid that we will be too nervous before the war, so they hired a professional joker to ease the atmosphere."
Winter Valley players regard Zhou Xingyun as a professional and funny comedian. Now on the podium, he is calling on players to engage in interesting activities in order to relieve everyone's tension and kill time.
"What is he doing?" Mermaid Ji looked at Zhou Xingyun curiously, not knowing what tricks he was playing.
"Just kidding." Ma Tao shrugged nonchalantly. The presidents of the Seventeenth Battle Group of Winter City all knew that Zhou Xingyun was not the comedian they invited. Now Zhou Xingyun probably wants to show off in front of all the players.
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Ma Tao was a little surprised that Zhou Xingyun didn't have any stage fright in front of tens of millions of players.
Even if you are playing games, if you are an ordinary person with no experience and suddenly stand in front of tens of millions of players to give a speech, you will be a little nervous.
Zhou Xingyun obviously adapted to this kind of big scene.
Having said that, Zhou Xingyun on the podium repeatedly emphasized that players from the Winter Valley forces should choose sides, and everyone had no choice but to do so.
First, the players from the Winter Valley forces all thought that Zhou Xingyun was the host invited by the Seventeenth Battle Group of Winter City to hold events.
Second, Zhou Xingyun said it to death. Regardless of whether they stood on the left, in the middle, or on the right, it was equivalent to expressing their position.
‘Those who think I’m handsome but are embarrassed to admit it should stand in the middle’
Because of these words, most players had to move closer to the right even if they were unwilling to respond to Zhou Xingyun.
Admittedly, the players of Winter Valley would never have imagined that Zhou Xingyun was not joking with them.
When Zhou Xingyun said, ‘This is a big issue concerning your life and death!’, he was not joking or boasting. A single difference in their thoughts could really determine their life or death.
When Zhou Xingyun stepped onto the podium, he had already made up his mind. Players who thought he was handsome and took the initiative to stand on the left or in the middle would avoid being bombarded by thousands of cannons.
Only those players who think he is ugly and stand on the right will die without mercy!
However, the voting result of the Winter City players was so brave that they were not afraid of death.
More than 70% of the players gathered on the right, looking like they were laughing at his joke.
More than half of the remaining 30% of players were standing in the middle. Firstly, they didn't want to move around, and secondly, the right side was too crowded and everyone was too lazy to pass by.
Only 10% of the players, standing on the left, thought Zhou Xingyun's flaming man look was pretty good-looking.
It’s heartbreaking! Zhou Xingyun is heartbroken! Although the shape of the flame man cannot represent his appearance, the body and facial contours of the flame man are set according to the parameters of his body.
Only 30% of people think he is okay. This is unscientific!
"I'll give you another chance! You have to think clearly! Brothers and sisters standing on the right, do you really think I'm ugly?" Zhou Xingyun asked angrily, hoping that the players standing on the right could send some people to the left
, even one is fine.
The result made Zhou Xingyun want to cry. None of the players on the right moved. The player in the middle took this opportunity to squeeze into the team on the right.
This interesting scene immediately caused many players to burst into laughter.
"Hey, aren't you willing to accept the reality?" Mo Nianxi said to Zhou Xingyun, suppressing a smile, "They really think you are ugly."
"I..." Zhou Xingyun wanted to slap someone, but as soon as he raised his hand, he remembered that if he spanked the black-haired girl in the game, he would be sanctioned by the system.
"Okay! People standing on the right, don't regret it when the time comes!" Zhou Xingyun could only sigh helplessly in the end, secretly cursing that these guys deserved their death. Later, he would control the turret to focus fire on the right side and let them all die.
Xunxuan, Wei Suyao and other women, who knew Zhou Xingyun's plan, couldn't help lamenting that the man they fell in love with was actually a narrow-minded person.