"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?" Mo Nianxi noticed something was wrong and quickly held Zhou Xingyun's arm.
"Don't touch me! Men and women are not intimate! How can you be so indulgent!" Zhou Xingyun jumped away from the black-haired girl as if he was electrocuted.
His incomprehensible speech was like a bomb blast, leaving the girls confused.
"Are you not sick?" Mu Hanxing looked at Zhou Xingyun in disbelief. This boy actually told them that men and women were not intimate with each other. It seemed that the situation was quite serious.
"Hey, have you broken your brain?" Mo Nianxi threw away her hand in confusion and tried to reach out to hold Zhou Xingyun again.
However, what makes people laugh or cry is that when Zhou Xingyun saw the girl approaching, he immediately lowered his head and took five steps back. He said in an unidentified voice: "Amitabha, female donor, please respect yourself."
"It was you who didn't respect yourself in the past." Mo Nianxi felt aggrieved. Zhou Xingyun just slapped her on the butt with a pointer an hour ago. Who needs to respect herself?
"Ah la! Ah la la la... Could it be that Senior Brother Xingyun..." Xu Zhiqian's mind was spinning rapidly, and she immediately thought from Zhou Xingyun's unusual behavior to whether he might have inherited a new strange memory.
"It's over! It's completely over! Heaven! Earth! Why is this happening!" Zhou Xingyun suddenly knelt down and shouted to the sky, startling the girls around him.
Xu Zhiqian looked at Zhou Xingyun's long cry of grief, and suddenly a mischief came to his mind. She jumped up to him and raised her pretty face very naughtily: "Xing~Yun~Senior~Brother, come~kiss~
A~.”
"Zhiqian you!" Wei Suyao was immediately startled by Xu Zhiqian's abnormal behavior, but Zhou Xingyun's even more abnormal behavior shocked everyone.
To be honest, if a normal Zhou Xingyun was teased by Xu Zhiqian, he would definitely slap him and scream to death, leaving Xu Zhiqian angry and full of filth on his face.
What is shocking is that the moment Xu Zhiqian’s pretty face came close to Zhou Xingyun, the little pervert was struck by thunder. He was so frightened that he rolled around and ran away, just like a frightened rabbit, huddled in the flowers and recited Buddhist scriptures: "Color is not different from space."
, Emptiness is not different from form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, glutinous rice tofu... ah no, Amitabha..."
"Could he have inherited new memories? And he is also... an eminent monk?" Qin Beiyan listened to Zhou Xingyun lowering his head and talking nonsense, and immediately realized that a new round of strange memories had arrived.
Qin Beiyan's words awoke the dreamer. Zhou Xingyun had just been honest with everyone a while ago, telling them that he had memories of the future world in his mind and could inherit a new piece of knowledge every once in a while.
Based on Zhou Xingyun's abnormal behavior, nine out of ten, as Qin Beiyan said, his memory of being a corrupt official has faded and he has gained a new inheritance.
"Don't squat on the ground, stand up and talk first." Wei Su looked at Zhou Xingyun huddled in a ball and shivered, and couldn't bear to help him get up, but...
"Don't touch me! Do you understand that men and women cannot be intimate with each other? I can just get up on my own! Oh, no, Suyao, I'm sorry... My mind is very conflicted right now! I want to be touched by you, but I can't bear it psychologically, what should I do!" Zhou Xingyun said fiercely.
He threw Wei Suyao's arm away and said in a confused tone, then showed all the beauties a wry smile that was uglier than crying.
"Calm down first, this is not a problem." Mu Hanxing comforted Zhou Xingyun. The ideas he inherited have a time limit, as long as the statute of limitations has passed...
"Okay, let me be quiet for a while. No...don't let me be quiet. I'm afraid that I will escape into Buddhism after being quiet! I'll make you a widow!" Zhou Xingyun told the girls in a panic, and a thought popped up in his mind.
A very dangerous idea is to shave your head and become a monk in a temple.
"Stop messing around! What will we do if you become a monk?"
When Zhou Xingyun said this, Wei Suyao also panicked. The gangster was going to give up and become a monk without any conscience. Wouldn't she also want to become a nun and not commit any evil?
"Stop it! I have a way to get him back to normal!" Mo Nianxi suddenly had an idea and suddenly signaled everyone not to panic.
"What can we do?" the girls said in unison. Although the black-haired girl was usually very unreliable, but now, everyone could only treat her as a dead horse and see what she could use to save Zhou Xingyun.
"Jiang Zi (like this)!" Mo Nianxi suddenly grabbed Zhou Xingyun's dog paw and forced it into her chest. It turned out that the girl's solution was to use her breasts to save Zhou Xingyun, which I have to say was a very wise decision...
"Look, he reacted!" Mo Nianxi raised her scissor fingers and gave everyone a victory gesture. Because although Zhou Xingyun was shy and lowered his head, he kept saying that the color of Amitabha was empty, but when faced with the temptation of beauty, a man's
His nature is still responsive, but... Zhou Xingyun seems to be holding back very hard.
According to Mo Nianxi's judgment, although Zhou Xingyun does not accept female sex mentally, he is still very honest physically.
"Yeah... you!" Mo Nianxi's fair cheeks suddenly turned red, and she quickly shook off Zhou Xingyun's dog paw. She seemed to have noticed something was wrong. Zhou Xingyun, a highly qualified monk, seemed not to be a monk enough.
However, just when Mo Nianxi was about to say something to expose Zhou Xingyun's misbehavior with her, Wei Suyao interrupted her.
"Don't mess around, it will make Xingyun feel uncomfortable now."
"I didn't fool around, it was his fault!" Mo Nianxi felt aggrieved, but Zhou Xingyun was so good at acting, like an old bald man who had been cultivating his mind for decades, talking nonsense seriously: "I have already seen through the world of mortals, and decided to sharpen my ambition today and become a monk.
Monk, I can only repay the kindness of the female benefactors in my next life."
After saying that, Zhou Xingyun clasped his hands and sat cross-legged on the ground, with his head raised and facing the sun. He was like an eminent monk, leaving Xu Zhiqian and the other beauties speechless, not knowing what to do.
"Little guy, do you really have the heart to leave us? Don't you want to enjoy the service of Xiaoxue and me? Oh! Xiaoxue, don't be stunned. Come over and persuade this guy. Maybe with a few soft words, we can help him.
He coaxed him." It was the first time for Mu Hanxing and the girls to deal with Zhou Xingyun inheriting new memories, and they were a little helpless. They didn't know how deeply the strange memory affected Zhou Xingyun. If this guy really had an epiphany, he would shave his hair.
After becoming a monk, it would be strange if they didn’t cry to death.
"I...I don't know what to do." Although Zheng Chengxue wanted to help, she had the nerve to imitate Mu Hanxing and bite Zhou Xingyun's ear to speak in broad daylight.
If it were at night, Zheng Chengxue could put down her dignity and join forces with Mu Hanxing to blow Zhou Xingyun's ears to the left and right.
"Brother Yun! Brother Yun! Qin heard that you want to become a monk, is it true? Is it true? I can introduce you to a good place. There is a monk temple on the outskirts of the south gate of the capital. The food is good and the scenery is great. It is definitely a good place to shave your head.
A holy place to become a monk and pray to the Buddha!"
Qin Shou suddenly broke into the backyard. Although he didn't know what happened, he heard what Zhou Xingyun said about becoming a monk.
As a member of the Yushu Beauty Selection Committee, Qin Shou's children are very much looking forward to Zhou Xingyun seeing through the mortal world and becoming a monk, thereby liberating thousands of beautiful girls.
"The ends of the earth are so vast, how can we feel at home everywhere? My friend, I understand this with my heart. To cultivate the mind, you can't settle down, and you don't need to recite sutras to realize the truth. In my heart, everything is empty... Amitabha." Zhou Xingyun closed his eyes.
, said it dignifiedly and rigorously, he is really highly respected and admirable.
However, just when the girls were looking at me, unable to do anything, Zhou Xingyun suddenly opened his eyes again and shouted in panic: "That's not right! Suyao help me up quickly, I think I can still save him! I
If your heart is not dead, you cannot see through the world of mortals like this!"
"You... what do you want us to do? If... if being together can make you nostalgic for the world of mortals, I won't refuse you..." Wei Suyao said with a red face, hinting to Zhou Xingyun that if love between a man and a woman can
If the eminent monk returns to secular life, she doesn't mind having sex with him right away.
"Yes! This is a good idea, Suyao! As long as you can make me greedy for worldly prosperity, I will naturally not want to become a monk." Zhou Xingyun nodded naively, praising Wei Suyao for enlightening his mind, and the question finally got to the point.
"I think we can ask sister Xunxuan to help." Xu Zhiqian thought of a better way. Xunxuan was so beautiful that if she were allowed to use her body charm to dance, Zhou Xingyun would definitely be moved, and he would naturally be attracted by it.
I don’t want to become a monk anymore.
"This is also a way. Let's try it one by one. Where is Xunxuan? Take her to my wing." Zhou Xingyun nodded naively, hoping that Xunxuan's ability to charm women would work on him, an accomplished monk.
After hearing what Zhou Xingyun said, the girls didn't think too much and went to Xunxuan for help. Only Mo Nianxi sneaked close to Zhou Xingyun's ear and whispered to him: "Liar!"
The beauties were deeply afraid that Zhou Xingyun would really become a monk, so they all came to Shanxunxuan and asked the girl for help in dancing for Zhou Xingyun.
Although Xunxuan didn't understand the situation and why everyone asked her to perform the dance, Wei Suyao and Qin Beiyan were very anxious, as if something big had happened, so she had no choice but to do as the Romans do, and came to Zhou Xingyun's room half-assed.
Anyway, it was just a dance. Xunxuan would practice dancing in her wing every day, so it wouldn't hurt to let Zhou Xingyun watch it once.
Xunxuan originally thought that all she needed to do was dance. However, when she finished dancing, she realized that her idea was too naive. No, to be precise, when Xunxuan finished her dance, the girls all realized that they
too naive……
"How could you do this to me!" Xun Xuan looked at Zhou Xingyun angrily, never expecting that this gangster would take advantage of her dance to finish, launch a sudden attack, and hug her tightly. Then... nothing happened...
…
Xunxuan was tied up by Zhou Xingyun again, and she was told that Tiantian was not working and the earth was not responding.
"Because I want you to be by my side all the time!" Zhou Xingyun smiled triumphantly. What is conspiracy? This is called conspiracy.
"Woe! Woe! We have been fooled!" The moment Zhou Xingyun pounced on Xunxuan, Xu Zhiqian immediately understood that the so-called Taoist monk was a veritable flower monk.
"I knew he was teasing you." Mo Nianxi had already seen through everything, but Wei Suyao and the other girls were still kept in the dark. They didn't know that Zhou Xingyun was pretending to be a ghost. Now you are happy, the meat bun fell into the jackal's mouth again,