Looking at the two fist-sized red elixirs with metallic luster in front of them, two flesh elixirs that squirmed like living creatures, and two rotten black elixirs that smelled very pungent to the eyes.
Li Huowang nodded with satisfaction. Everything he could think of was put in. With so many ingredients, it would definitely kill someone and leave no life at all.
A stick of incense was placed next to it, which represented the rest of the year. According to the exercises he made up, it must be practiced at the moment of celebrating the new year in order to absorb the spiritual energy descended from heaven.
Li Huowang sat cross-legged, first picking up a fist-sized red elixir and keeping it ready. He was about to die, and he found himself unexpectedly calm.
Yes, he didn't prepare any backup plan at all.
Li Huowang understood that he must take these pills. If he doesn't take them, Danyangzi will definitely not be able to eat them.
Even though he just had New Year's Eve dinner and pretended to be kind, what he said about becoming an immortal together was actually to test the medicine on himself.
But Danyangzi failed to calculate, Li Huowang didn't care about his own life at all.
Li Huowang has long been indifferent to life and death, and he does not belong here in the first place.
The only purpose of his life now is to watch disgusting garbage like Danyangzi being led into the cemetery by himself.
At this time, Danyangzi was sitting opposite him, and he also picked up a red pill first.
Under the gaze of the two people, the burning point of the incense gradually decreased.
Just when the incense stick was about to burn out, Li Huowang took a deep breath, put the elixir in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it whole.
At this time, Danyangzi stopped as he was preparing to take the pill, and stared at Li Huowang's actions with all his attention.
Li Huowang, who was looking a little excited at this time, seemed not to notice. He continued to swallow the remaining two pills, closed his eyes and placed his hands on his knees.
Sweat flowed down his face, and Li Huowang's body began to tremble while he was meditating, but his face gradually revealed uncontrollable ecstasy.
"I have so much innate aura! This...these are...so that's it, I've realized it, I've realized it!! I'm going to become an immortal~!"
When Dan Yangzi heard this, there was a trace of anxiety in his eyes, but he still did not take the pill immediately. It was not until he saw wisps of white smoke starting to come out of Li Huowang's head that he voraciously swallowed the three pills.
When Danyangzi, who was sitting cross-legged, closed his eyes and began to perform the exercises, Li Huowang slowly opened his eyes. He looked at the master in front of him and his smile was even brighter than before.
When he saw that Danyangzi's head was emitting white smoke like his own, and some black things were crawling along his blood vessels all over his body, he relaxed his legs from sitting cross-legged, and Li Huowang went crazy holding his extremely painful stomach.
burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, leprous head! Leprous head!! You can't become an immortal anymore! You can only become a ghost. Let's get together on the Naihe Bridge, hahaha!!"
Danyangzi seemed to have heard it, but he didn't react at all. He closed his eyes tightly and gritted his teeth, sitting cross-legged on the spot and running the internal and external Great Zhoutian Kung Fu crazily.
"Are you still practicing? I made them all up! I copied them all from Xianxia novels, hahaha, ouch, my stomach hurts, hahaha."
Li Huowang crawled on the ground and slowly crawled to Danyangzi's side. He looked at the other person's pale face with a smile. He raised his right hand tremblingly and slapped him in the face. "Hey, are you deaf?
?The uncle is talking to you."
He slapped Danyangzi again with his backhand, but there was still no movement from Danyangzi.
Li Huowang tremblingly took out a pill and stuffed it into his mouth. Then veins popped up all over his body and he felt full of strength.
"I told you to stop practicing! Didn't you hear me?" Li Huowang punched Danyangzi in the face, denting his huge mouth and nose.
Danyang Zixiang, whose mouth was full of blood, suddenly opened his eyes and glared at Li Huowang fiercely. With a wave of his Taoist robe, Li Huowang was thrown away.
"Go away! You inner demons can't stop me from becoming an immortal! I'm going to become an immortal soon! Grandmaster will come to pick me up soon!"
After being thrown out and lying on the ground, Li Huowang did not sit up again. He just lay on the ground and looked at him, muttering to himself: "Crazy, this guy is completely driven crazy by his obsession with becoming an immortal.
Ouch, my stomach really hurts."
Just like this, one sat cross-legged and the other lay down, and time passed little by little. The pain in Li Huowang's abdomen became more and more severe. Under the instinctive trend, his body arched into a shrimp shape.
"Hey, why does it hurt so much? How long are you going to suffer from this? I really regret that I didn't prepare a knife to wipe my neck just now," Li Huowang rolled on the ground in pain.
Under the severe pain, Li Huowang's consciousness gradually fell into blur. In confusion, he saw Yang Na's face again. "Yang Na, are you here to pick me up?"
Yang Na's face quickly melted and rejoined to look like the face of her attending doctor. "Bed 14 is unconscious and initially judged to be food poisoning! Quick! Bring the electric suction device and perform gastric lavage!"
Li Huowang slowly closed his eyes, and an extremely slight sound slipped from his lips.
"Clean your uncle's stomach... Don't forget, you are a mental hospital... Where can I find... a gastric lavage machine... Can you hallucinations... be more consistent with your logic?
....."
After saying this last sentence, Li Huowang's consciousness lost all sense of his surroundings.
He feels very comfortable now because his stomach finally no longer hurts.
Li Huowang felt that his body was falling continuously but could not reach the bottom.
"Huo Wang, hold on, you promised me!" A vague and urgent female voice rang in his ears.
I don't know how much time passed, but suddenly Li Huowang suddenly opened his eyes, and with his hands on the ground, he began to vomit.
A ball of deformed flesh and blood with some hair mixed with black water, mixed with dumpling crumbs, and a few internal organ fragments were vomited out by Li Huowang.
The flesh and blood lying in the black water stopped moving after a few moves.
Everything that happened suddenly made Li Huowang freeze on the spot. He was still alive? How could this be possible? Then if he was still alive, wouldn't Danyangzi—!
When he thought of this, Li Huowang suddenly broke into cold sweat. He subconsciously turned his head and looked around. Then his mouth opened involuntarily as wide as possible. "Fuck, he has become a god...what?"
He saw that the body of his cheap master had been completely deformed, his ugly head was split open, and three big mouths of flesh and blood protruded from it. There were also three or four small mouths nested in the mouth, full of disgusting yellow teeth.
They entangled each other and opened their eyes to the roof.
In addition to his head, his body also underwent major changes. The feathers stuck to the asphalt were like spikes, forcefully emerging from the flesh and blood.
"What is this? Three flowers rising from the top, becoming an immortal?"
Just when this idea burst out from Li Huowang's head, the three mouths opened as wide as possible, and three voices of the young, middle-aged and elderly Danyangzi came out at the same time. "That's it, Master Dao, I have realized it, I have realized it!!"
Hahaha!!"
"Crash!!" With an explosion, Danyangzi's entire deformed body exploded instantly. Blood and flesh splashed across the entire alchemy room.