Yang child opened his eyes in his sleep. He looked at the cowhide tent above his head and laughed out loud for no reason.
A stinky foot next to him kicked over, "Are you going to die? Why are you lying in bed and laughing if you don't get up so early in the morning?"
Child Yang sat up and looked excitedly at the dog next to him who was rubbing his nose with his eyes closed.
"Senior Brother Cao Cao, we don't have to do any work now, and we have meat to eat every day. Shouldn't we laugh at this?"
This is real meat. This is the first time in his life that he has eaten meat until he is full. The emperor in other people’s eyes must also live like this.
"Look at your potential, a few meals of meat can make you so successful. Children are indeed children."
He is different, he has higher pursuits.
Gouwa sat up, touched it with his hand, climbed up from the bed, and patted the leg of Gao Zhijian, who was snoring next to him.
"Idiot, get up, I guess we have to leave in the next few days."
"Are we leaving now?" The expression on Yang's face was very reluctant.
"Senior Brother Li has cured his hysteria, but don't leave anymore. What, you want to live here all your life?"
Yang child lowered his brows and muttered in a low voice: "There's nothing wrong with living here all your life."
"Hey! You really think of yourself as your own home, don't you? You are a guest now, that's why others treat you like this. If you stay here for a few more days, others will break the rules."
After training Yang Xiaoguowa, seeing that Gao Zhijian was still awake, he directly lifted the quilt, grabbed his trousers, and pulled them down violently.
Seeing the sleepy Gao Zhijian grabbing his pants in a panic, the dog boy laughed strangely and rushed out of the tent.
After walking out of the tent, Gouwa stepped barefoot into the river and began to wash up carefully.
He didn't work so diligently in the past, but Xiao Man said that women like clean men, so that's why he does this.
"You have white patches on your face and yellow patches on your face, and you look like a rat. If you want to be more slovenly, you might as well die." These were Chun Xiaoman's original words.
Gouwa thought about it and thought it made sense. Then he started to work hard.
Not to mention, after cleaning up, some of the bandit women actually started to be willing to talk to me more.
He had to tighten up, because the Qingqiu people in the tent camp started to come to hook up, which made Gouwa even more anxious.
He is not afraid of choosing others to pick the rest, but he is afraid that others will pick them all and he will not be able to pick anyone when it is his turn.
After washing myself inside and out, I took off my belt and peed in the river.
Gouwa took out a pinched red flower from his arms and stuck it in his ear, then swayed towards the tent.
As soon as he entered the tent camp, Gouwa saw the back of Li Huowang. He grinned and was about to walk over to say hello when he saw the other party playing with the torture tools scattered around.
"Hey~ What are you planning to do now, Senior Brother Li?"
Gouwa was too lazy to touch the bad luck, so he tiptoed past from the side.
He did not go directly to the women's tents, but first came to the door of the Lu family's tent, stood outside and shouted softly: "Scholar! Scholar!"
"Hey! Just come, just come!"
After a while, Lu Xiucai, with a mustache on his lips, rushed out. "Let's go. I've finished eating."
The two of them walked towards the woman's tent together, walking as they did.
"How's it going? Isn't my flower good?"
"What kind of flowers do men bring? Women only bring flowers."
"Why can't men bring flowers? In our place, only the men who bring flowers are attracted to the yellow-eyed girls."
When they arrived outside the women's tents, they didn't go in directly and waited quietly for something.
Their feet were resting but their mouths were not idle. The two of them squatted there and talked slyly about which of the women was better looking, which one had a bigger butt, and which one had a bigger cup.
Although their relationship may not necessarily be that good, they have a lot in common on this matter.
As the sun gradually rose in the sky, the women finally came out. Each took their own clothes and went to the river to wash them together.
"Hey, it's out, it's out! Follow me quickly!"
Gou Wa poohed twice, spat into the palm of her hand, touched her temples on both sides, raised her feet and followed him with a smile.
Seeing the two men coming over, shaking their heads, the women were not afraid. They gathered together to discuss something, and even chuckled from time to time.
"That~~! The moon is above the willow branches, and I have an appointment with that... in the afternoon!"
Lu Xiucai's voice startled Gou Wa and attracted the group of women to look over.
"Xiucai, what are you talking about?"
"I don't know. I know this sentence. My father said that women nowadays like to be elegant."
Gou Wa looked at him with disdain, wiped the flowers on her ears with her hand, and leaned over with a smile.
Soon we arrived at the river, and Gouwa actually chatted with them.
After all, it has been so many days, of course they know what kind of person Gou Wa is, and they only dare to talk nonsense.
At first Gouwa thought it was the flowers on his ears that were working, but after a long time, he realized that they were asking him about Gao Zhijian.
At this time, a group of shirtless men from Qingqiu roared past on horseback, causing the women to scream in surprise.
After going around twice, one of the Qingqiu men suddenly came over with his horse on the water. He looked at a woman with a big mouth and smiled innocently, and stretched out his hand to her.
"Go quickly, this guy is good! Look at his arms!"
"Yes, Lan'er, didn't you say you also liked him last night?"
"We can't choose anymore, Lan'er."
When they saw the woman named Lan'er being led onto a horse, both men and women started to boo.
"What's this, what's this!" Gouwa's face was very disdainful.
"That~~! The moon is above the willow branches, and I have an appointment with that... in the afternoon!"
"Okay, scholar, stop howling! You've been howling for an hour, has anyone looked at you once?"
Gou Wa looked at the young man next to him with disgust. She shouldn't have come with him today. It was of no use at all.
"I still can't believe that I can be upstaged by this dark dwarf!"
Gouwa thought for a while, then took out a small wooden tube from his waist, then took out a needle wrapped with white silk, and stuffed it in from the tail.
"Ahem! Ladies, look out, this is the magical power I learned from a real person! This is nothing else, this is magical power~"
When he saw that everyone was looking over, Gouwa's face became more and more proud, and he began to hold the tube and start squealing.
"Hehe~ What does it matter if you can ride a horse? Can you compare with me?"
"Look, everyone, don't blink. This is not something ordinary people can see!"
Gouwa said as he led a sheep, put the wooden pipe to his mouth, and inhaled sharply at the sheep's head.
The next moment, his face turned red from holding back, and he covered his neck with both hands in panic.