"Hehehe, tell me, do I look like a human or a god?"
Things in the forest made the branches sway constantly, and the sound became shriller.
"You look like a human being! You look like a human being! Grandpa Genie, our family is all miserable, we just come out to make a living!"
The frightened Lu Zhuangyuan didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowing to the other side of the forest.
Knocking and knocking, he suddenly stopped, because at the edge of the forest, he saw a pair of small feet wearing embroidered shoes and two awls standing there.
With the back of his neck feeling cold, he slowly raised his head in surprise and saw a woman with small feet wearing a brand new floral cotton-padded jacket standing there alone.
Her big face is very white, but her mouth is extremely small, and her eyes are as unblinking as black beads on her face.
The entire white face was hidden in the darkness, like a small airbag floating in mid-air.
"Hehe, do you think I look like a human being?" The woman with small feet covered her mouth and chuckled, then started to approach the bonfire with her slender feet.
When he saw this woman walking, her body twisting and turning as if she had no bones, the last hope in Lu Zhuangyuan's heart was completely extinguished. He had encountered the real thing!
"Xi Wa Zi! Xi Wa Zi! Stop sleeping now! Pee like a baby!" Lu Zhuangyuan's fearful cry woke up the others.
The frightened Lu Juren picked up a piece of lit firewood and threw it with all his strength.
However, this attack had no effect, and the firewood passed directly through the woman's body.
Seeing that the woman with small feet was about to approach the fire, her body suddenly stopped and her big head suddenly turned towards the woods to the east.
The branches swayed, and Li Huowang and others walked out of it holding several glowing fluorites in their hands.
"Huh?" Bai Lingmiao, who had already taken off the strip of cloth, discovered some clues. "Senior Brother Li, look, this woman is really evil! She has no back of her head, she has a face on both sides!"
"Qiang!" With a sound, the long sword was unsheathed, and Li Huowang looked warily at the woman with extremely strange little feet in the distance. "Who are you?"
"Hehe, I'm a human, don't I look like that?" After the extremely slender voice sounded, the woman with small feet twisted her slender body like a centipede and began to move closer to the target.
Li Huowang naturally could not sit still and wait for death. He immediately took out his left hand and a deflated Dao Bell appeared in his hand.
"Ring ring ring ring~" the harsh ringtone rang, and everyone present, including Li Huowang himself, covered their heads with painful expressions.
Li Huowang did not stop and continued to shake vigorously, because he saw everyone and everything in his sight twisting and shaking violently, including the woman with small feet.
Under the shaking, her brand new floral cotton-padded jacket began to crack, and some black gas was constantly coming out from the inside.
This copper bell has an effect on this woman!
Suddenly, the woman with small feet screamed, and her gradually collapsing body swung wildly back into the woods. After a while, she disappeared in front of Li Huowang.
The ringing gradually stopped, and Li Huo lowered his head and looked at the bell in his hand unexpectedly. "Although I didn't recruit Mr. You, I didn't expect you to be of such use."
I don’t know if it was because it was smashed flat, or if there were other reasons. Although Li Huowang got Danyangzi’s Taoist bell, every time he shook the bell, the lines around it were shaking randomly, and they did not condense into Master You like before.
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The more he saw about this world, the more confused he became. What is this mess?
"Master, master! Thank you for your help! I really don't know what to do. Come on, come on, come on and warm yourself by the fire."
Lu Zhuangyuan, who was filled with gratitude, came up to him and pulled Li Huowang towards the bonfire with great enthusiasm.
Compared with the thing just now, these monsters following the Taoist master are undoubtedly much more sophisticated. After all, with the Taoist master controlling them, these things are just scary at best, but the thing just now can really kill people.
"Hey! This damn beast! If it hadn't suddenly run away like a plague, how could I have neglected the master?" Lu Zhuangyuan took out his cigarette stick and pretended to bang it on the saddle.
After beating him for a few times, he turned around and shouted: "Well, Silk Flower, hurry up, hurry up, bake the buns and get water! Get the big white flour buns! Get three more... No! Five more!"
Salted duck eggs!!”
Lu Zhuangyuan was suddenly so enthusiastic, which made Li Huowang feel a little uncomfortable. "My husband, don't bother me. Can I ask you a few questions?"
"Ask! Just ask! The little Taoist just saved our family's lives! Haha, you can ask whatever you want!" Lu Zhuangyuan agreed, patting his chest.
As if he wasn't enthusiastic enough, he put the mouthpiece of the cigarette rod into his cock nest, pulled it hard a few times, lit it again, and held it in front of Li Huowang with flattering hands.
"Um...thank you, husband. I don't smoke. Do you know what we just encountered? What's its name?" Li Huowang used his hands to open up the pulpy dry cigarette rod.
He currently knows nothing about this world. If he wants to live safely, he must know as much as possible.
Lu Zhuangyuan was obviously confused by the question, "What? This...how do I know this? Master Dao, weren't you the one who asked for the seal? Didn't you drive away the person who wanted to be sealed? Don't you know?"
Looking at his doubtful eyes, Li Huowang realized that he had asked the wrong question. In this regard, the old man may not know as much as he did.
"I heard you said using baby urine. Can baby urine hurt that thing just now?"
"Yeah, yeah, sure! Those things are afraid of dirt! I heard that blowing your nose and touching it has an effect. The most effective thing is baby urine. This thing has the most yang energy and is full of dirt.
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"Really? Dad, have you used it before?"
Lu Zhuangyuan, who had been categorical just now, was asked this question by Li Huowang. He smiled coquettishly and his eyes were a little dodgey. "Maybe it is useful. The old people in the village say so. Since everyone says so, it must be true."
Li Huowang sighed helplessly, why is it passed down from his ancestors? Are the people here so backward in imparting experience?
"Okay, father-in-law, let me ask you, do you know how many things like this have happened to you?"
"No, how can such evil things happen every day? If it really happened every night, I would have sold all my belongings and went back to farm with my son." Lu Zhuangyuan put the dry cigarette in his mouth and snapped.
Smoking loudly.
"I've been out here for so many years, old man, and I've only met him four times."
"So that's what happened..." Li Huowang looked at the dark woods around him and gained a new understanding of the world.
After staying with Dan Yangzi for a long time, he thought that there were black Tai Sui everywhere outside, but now it seems that this is not the case at all.
Ordinary people have heard of these things, but they are far away from them.