Soon, two bowls of red oil chai shou were placed in front of the two of them. Yang used his chopsticks to pick up the cassou shou, which looked like a white boat, from the shiny red soup.
Putting the scallions with chopped green onions into his mouth and chewing them, Yang couldn't help but nodded. Although it was covered in red oil, it didn't taste greasy at all. Instead, it filled his mouth with a slightly spicy and strong aroma, which was very delicious.
Even from the perspective of a cook, this copywriting is extremely well done.
In this cold weather, it was really enjoyable to finish a bowl of hot rice noodles. The rice noodles were stuffed into my mouth one after another, and the two parents-in-law were enjoying themselves.
"Master, can you do this?"
"I can cook it, but it's not as delicious as this one. I guess he has some secret recipe."
Yang child secretly looked at the stove in the distance and found that there seemed to be a few sticks floating in the pot where the hand was cooked. He immediately became interested and wondered what kind of sticks they were.
While Yang was eating and stealing from his master, a trembling old woman with white hair approached the stall on a crutch.
"Why don't you always buy some red oil to cook your hand?" asked the stall owner who was fishing for the hand.
The old woman licked her cracked lips and glanced at the boiling pot of rice. "Well, I have something to eat. Can you give me a bowl of hot water? How much does it cost if I eat it?" p>
Yang, who was stealing from his master, took the opportunity to ignore the old woman and found that the man was dressed in tatters and had many patches on his body, making him look like a locust tree that was about to dry up.
"Look at this, how much does a bowl of hot water cost? Just sit down and I'll pour it for you right now!"
After thanking the store owner profusely, the old woman looked around, then sat down at the table next to Yang's child.
When a bowl of hot water was delivered to her, the old woman opened her cloth bag and took out a small black ceramic jar.
She first took a sip of water from the edge of the bowl, then took out the chopsticks from the bamboo tube and carefully picked out a pebble dripping with black water from the ceramic jar.
"Hey, boss, look at that man eating rocks."
When Yang child looked over, he saw the old woman putting the stone in her mouth and sucking it with relish.
After absorbing the stone until it was no longer black at all, the old woman spit the stone back into the ceramic pot, picked up the bowl of hot water again and took a sip along the side.
When she stuffed a stone into her mouth again, Zhao Xiumei said to Child Yang with a somewhat unbearable look on her face: "Let's get her a bowl to eat. How can we be full just by eating stones?"
"Yeah." Child Yang nodded gently. He couldn't bear to see people hungry. When he was a beggar, he knew what hunger felt like.
Of course, Yang didn't dare to give too much in charity. He could only order a bowl of food for the other party. After all, he still knew the rule of not exposing one's wealth.
When the eight taels ordered by Child Yang arrived, he brought the freshly cooked delicacies to the old man. "Old man, eat this. This one is hungrier than yours."
The old woman was stunned for a moment, then she smiled at the big red alveolar exposed by the child Yang, "Thank you, baby, I don't need it. I have everything. Look, this stone is braised pork ribs."
The flavor, this one is Babao duck flavor, and this one, this one is big pork elbow with soy sauce."
After using chopsticks to pick out pebbles of various shapes in the ceramic pot and displaying them for a while, she took the bowl to the side of the monkey and handed the bowl directly to the three monkeys.
The three monkeys were obviously very hungry. They hurriedly pounced on them and shot their bows left and right. After a while, they even licked the red oil in the bowl clean.
Yang child had a complicated expression and turned around three times and sat down again in his seat, looking at the old woman who continued to suck stones.
After thinking for a while, he said to Zhao Xiumei next to him with a look of regret: "Do you think this old man is as mentally ill as Senior Brother Li?"
"Let her run around when she is sick. The children of this family are really unfilial." Zhao Xiumei said with some indignation.
"What if this old man is like me and has no family?"
"..." The two of them were silent.
However, no matter what their emotions are, as strangers, they have done what they can do. They can't bring a crazy old woman with them on the way to visit relatives.
Although the two parents-in-law have good intentions, they are not so good-hearted.
The two of them continued to eat, but for some reason, the hand was not as delicious as before.
One, two, three, as all the food in the bowl went into their stomachs, the two of them stood up and prepared to leave.
But at this moment, an old Taoist riding a black donkey came over with two disciples. His long beard was fluttering and he looked very immortal.
"Master, let's eat here today."
"Hmm~~Okay, by the way, the last time I was cheating, I was able to get rid of the evil and bring peace to the good. I invited Thunder God to kill two Yakshas who were causing harm to the world."
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the stall looked at this man with awe in their eyes.
"That's it, who is my master? He is a Taoist who will soon attain Taoism and become an immortal. He hates evil the most in his life." The two Taoist boys next to him kept flattering.
When he heard this, one of the three monkeys glanced at the owner who was eating the second bowl, gritted his teeth and pulled the chain around his neck, and chirped loudly.
In the end, he even knelt down and kept kowtowing to the old Taoist. His mouth was trembling and he started talking humanly. "Save... scum! Help!!"
"Huh?" The old Taoist slapped the table with one hand, frowned, and his face suddenly became less angry and intimidating.
Seeing that his true identity had been revealed, the monkey charmer suddenly lifted the table, took out a short knife from his arms, and planned to fight the opponent desperately. "Damn it! Old Niubi, what do you want to do!"
However, seeing the red faces of the other party, the old Taoist's body shook violently, his eyes looked away with some confusion, and he sat on the stool without getting up.
This scene was beyond everyone's expectations, including the monkey charmer who was prepared to risk his life. "Hahaha! He turns out to be a real guy!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pull the kowtowing monkey, and kicked it to the ground, causing it to vomit blood.
"You dare to file a complaint, don't you? I'll let you sue! I'll let you sue!" He slapped his hands continuously, shaking off the monkey skin from the monkey's face.
Just when Yang was hesitating, a pebble flew over and hit the monkey charmer's arm, instantly bending it into two sections.
Just as he covered his hands and screamed, the old woman next to him spat hard, and the pebbles in her mouth flew directly into the monkey charmer's open mouth, breaking the bones and smashing the brain.
Under the gaze of everyone around, the old woman walked up to the monkey with a bloody head and a bloody head, and pulled open the monkey skin with both hands. Inside was a child's head, which was mangled with blood and flesh.
These monkeys are actually real people, just wrapped in a layer of monkey skin.
"Oh... pitiful... pitiful."
As she spoke, she took out a piece of white cloth and carefully wrapped it around the monkey baby's head, "Come on, this world is full of suffering, believe in Grandpa Shidu. Only by believing in Grandpa Shidu can you have a good pregnancy in the future."