After going upstairs, Xu Ji suddenly wanted to sleep, so he slept happily until the afternoon.
It wasn't until his stomach growled and he was so hungry that he woke up, picked up his phone and saw that it was three o'clock.
Stretching, Xu Ji said beautifully: "It's so comfortable!"
I breathed a sigh of relief. My mouth is no longer feeling uncomfortable when I wake up in the morning, and I feel the urge to brush my teeth.
pity……
I can't smell myself.
But Xu Ji thought that he might have lost his breath.
After getting up, I took a shower first, and then threw all the clothes I changed into the washing machine.
Then I went downstairs to the noodle restaurant next door and ordered a big bowl of beef noodles.
Suo Suo Suo...
The beef noodles were just served, and within two minutes, they were all devoured!
The waiters at the noodle shop were dumbfounded!
Xu Ji put down his chopsticks without finishing his thoughts and said to the waiter: "One more bowl!"
The waiter asked tremblingly: "Do you want to renew your fandom?"
Yesterday's horrific experience resurfaced in my mind.
This guy can renew his followers ten times at a time!
A bowl of noodles only costs more than ten yuan.
When I came to him, I didn't make any money, but I even paid several dollars of pink money to get in!
Xu Ji laughed: "No, I also want to order a big bowl of beef noodles!"
Xu Ji knew very well that roadside noodle shops like this were family businesses.
The whole family, young and old, all point to this small noodle shop.
Even if you want to harvest wool, you can't harvest it on this kind of person.
Working people should unite!
This was the realization he had after he ran away from that fortune-telling company!
Now it was the waiter who felt embarrassed.
He smiled and said: "Actually, you can renew your followers..."
For noodle restaurants, having a big eater is actually not a loss, but even a gain!
After all, he is a big eater who can eat ten bowls of noodles at one time.
This in itself is enough to prove that his noodles taste good!
This is live advertising!
It may not be obvious at first, but as time goes by, people around you gradually know about it.
Business will definitely pick up!
However, Xu Ji waved his hand and said boldly: "It doesn't matter, just give me some!"
He has thought about it now.
An old monster from the world of Xianxia would swap bodies with him every night.
The old monster is still practicing with his body.
If this continues, Xu Ji knows that he has only two ways to go.
How about coexisting peacefully with the old monsters and then becoming awesome!
How about becoming the enemy of the world and then becoming equally awesome!
He has no third option.
In this case, what is the use of money?
It is better to enjoy yourself in time, make yourself happy, and make others happy.
Anyway, Xu Ji looked away!
After all, he didn't even dare to fight against the blessings back then, so he could only watch helplessly being PUAed. Later, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he ran away with the bucket.
Now, where does he have the courage and confidence to confront an ancestor-level boss from the world of Xianxia?
We can only repeat the choices we made last year.
Close your eyes and lie flat.
If it really doesn’t work, let’s talk again!
So, Xu Ji made five large bowls of beef noodles.
The final check was 70 yuan!
It was originally 75, but the fraction was wiped off by the boss.
By the way, the four bowls of beef noodles he ate later. The boss gave me so much beef that it was full!
After Xu Ji settled the account, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Working people are the most honest!"
It's not like when he was a social worker, the boss of the company next door was so shameless that he asked employees to share overtime utility bills!
Go back to the convenience store and open the door.
Xu Ji first cleaned the room.
Then he sat on the chair and took out his mobile phone, wondering if he should play some games first?
Then he saw a few pieces of paper pressed by ashtrays on the glass counter.
Then he remembered: "Yes, I left a message to the old monster yesterday and wanted to negotiate with him... So, did the old monster reply?"
So, he anxiously picked up the pieces of paper from under the ashtray.
When he picked it up and took a look, Xu Ji's expression immediately brightened.
The old monster did give him an answer.
However, the answer was completely different from what he imagined.
There are words, and there is also a picture of a neat workmanship.
It feels to Xu Ji like a primary school student doing homework. When he encounters a word that he cannot write, he will use pinyin instead.
The old monster uses painting instead.
After looking carefully, Xu Ji found that most of the words left by the old monster were the words he left for the old monster.
After realizing this, Xu Ji was shocked.
The learning ability of the old monster is simply a bug.
He also thought of the stone tablet he had seen in the stone temple where the old monster retreated.
The words on it were extremely ancient and complex, and they seemed to have Taoist and magical powers attached to them, so that he couldn't understand them at all, and it was even difficult to even see them clearly!
Obviously, the characters in Laoguai's world are structurally different from modern characters.
But when the old monster first arrived, he could already read his notes? And could he use them skillfully?
This learning and understanding ability is so buggy!
With such a learning ability, if he learned to surf the Internet, wouldn't he be able to understand modern society overnight?
Xu Ji suddenly shivered.
Because he thought about it, everything is available online now.
Legend has it that someone abroad once made a nuclear bomb at home by relying on information found on the Internet, which almost scared the country's military.
Xu Ji didn't dare to imagine that scene at all.
He could only take a deep breath, and then read the old weirdo's message from the beginning honestly.
"Can!"
A simple word was the old monster's answer to him.
What comes next is the focus.
The old monster also made his request.
Each word is mixed with a neat and lifelike picture.
Xu Ji spent a lot of effort before he could barely understand it.
The first condition is that the old monster requires him to practice as well.
The cultivation technique is also noted on the second page.
The second condition made Xu Ji's hair stand on end.
He looked at the paper, the obvious picture of a mobile phone, the Taoist holding the mobile phone in his hand, and a ? number marked next to it.
"Old weirdo... wants to learn how to use a mobile phone... wants me to teach him?"
The thing that frightened him the most finally appeared.
However……
Xu Ji lowered his head.
Does he have a choice?
No!
Even if he refuses to teach, the old monster can still learn how to use a mobile phone if he goes out and grabs random passers-by.
Taking a deep breath, Xu Ji calmed down.
He understood that instead of doing that, it was better to take the initiative into his own hands.
So, he picked up his mobile phone.
After thinking about it, I unlocked my phone, entered the system, and chose to turn on teen mode.
Then, he breathed out softly: "Fortunately, there is a youth mode, which can avoid most risks!"
After doing this, he picked up the second page of paper.
One by one, little people come into view.
There are lines on the villain's mouth, nose and body.
Xu Ji looked at it for a while and probably understood.
This seems to be a method of teaching people how to breathe and how to coordinate various parts of the body when breathing.
