They stopped in front of a sign, and Chen Jianguo said: "Here we are, this is the most expensive hotel in Shanghai, Scotland... Flirting."
"Sir, you read it wrong, this is Scottish sentiment!"
"This restaurant is very expensive. Do we want to eat here?"
"We have brought money, 30,000, is it enough? Have you brought the bag with you?"
"What bag?"
"The backpack, the backpack that holds the money!"
"I didn't bring it..." Tao Yaoyao suddenly widened his eyes, expressing regret.
"We have something to do, and you forgot about such an important thing!" Chen Jianguo said angrily: "Forget it, do you have any money in your pocket?"
"One o'clock, more than seventy yuan."
"I still have 400, so let's make do."
"Come on, waiter!"
Chen Jianguo and Tao Yaoyao found a seat. After they sat at the table, Chen Jianguo greeted them.
"Sorry sir, we are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural and sideline products."
At this time, the waiter played by Chen Mubai appeared.
But everyone burst out laughing again and applauded thunderously.
This has just begun, and everyone has already laughed and applauded several times. The effect is very good.
Chen Mubai's dress is also eye-catching, very feminine, and her lower body is still a girly ethnic style long skirt.
"What, we are here to eat!" Chen Jianguo said loudly and dissatisfied.
"Ah, are you here for dinner?" Chen Mubai looked surprised, then apologized: "I've never seen this combination before, I'm sorry, uncle!"
"I said girl, this meal is very important."
Chen Mubai immediately retorted loudly: "Who do you call a girl? They are pure men!"
"Ah, then why are you dressed like this and wearing a skirt?" Chen Jianguo was shocked.
"This is the clothing style of our hotel, Scottish style. Sir, do you know fashion?"
Chen Mubai started to introduce his clothes to Chen Jianguo, and then suddenly discovered a problem. These were originally pants, but he wore them into a skirt. He shyly said: "Oh, I went wrong~"
Chen Mubai's pretentious shyness and their direct dialogue once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.
In fact, it only lasted a few minutes, but every 2 minutes or so, everyone would be amused.
The burden of setting up lines is really funny, and coupled with the costumes of these people, it is hilarious.
"Let me ask you, how much does a good banquet cost?" Chen Jianguo asked.
"It should be ten or twenty thousand."
"Ten thousand or twenty thousand..." Chen Jianguo's tone was a little hesitant, and then he said: "Is there such a situation? I finished eating today and will pay the bill tomorrow..."
"Overlord meal?" If you don't pay for it after eating it, and still expect to be paid next time, it's not a Overlord meal.
"No, I have money." Chen Jianguo denied what he said, and at the same time took out 100 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen Mubai.
"What is this for?"
"Here's a tip for you."
Chen Mubai took the money and said with a happy smile: "Oh, uncle, you are so handsome!"
"The guests are here, you have to give me face, and the money will not be free." Chen Jianguo warned.
"When I order food, you carry it for me."
"No problem, what do you want me to do?"
"You have to save face, but you can't spend too much. If I order expensive dishes..."
Chen Mubai responded: "I'll just say...no!"
"You are too smart!" Chen Jianguo praised.
The whole audience burst into laughter again.
"Okay, I learned this trick!"
"You're using a hundred yuan to save face, and the arrangements are clear!"
"Chen Mubai's method is okay. In fact, it is achievable. Tipping will definitely be much less than spending money directly~"
"I learned a trick and will use it tomorrow!"
At this time, Tao Yaoyao said: "Grandpa, I'm hungry."
"Here is a bowl of noodles." Chen Jianguo said.
"Okay, 78 for a bowl."
Chen Jianguo looked at him in surprise: "What kind of noodles are so expensive?"
“Scottish Braised Noodles.”
"Is braised pork expensive?"
"It doesn't cost money."
"Okay, then give me a bowl of braised pork to taste the saltiness!"
"Ah?" Chen Mubai was confused: "I've never had sex like this!"
"That's because I didn't come. If I had come, I would have done it by now." Chen Jianguo looked calm and calm.
"If I said noodles were free, would you ask me for noodles?" Chen Mubai turned around to get the braised noodles and complained in a low voice.
"Teacher Xu from "Dream Singer" is coming soon. You have to fight for my face. This is the best opportunity in life. Seize it. Grandpa has trained you for more than 40 years..."
Tao Yaoyao explained: "Grandpa, how old am I~"
"I have trained your dad for more than thirty years. Your dad is a half-finished product. I have trained him to be the webmaster of a cultural station. You must surpass him. Do you know that? Are you determined?"
Tao Yaoyao said confidently: "Yes!"
"Show your determination."
"The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach!"
The crowd burst into laughter again and began to applaud.
...
Then, the host Xu Jie came on stage, and everyone was laughed at the conversation between them again.
After a moment of desolation, everyone sat down and began to order.
"Let's have something to eat, are you coming?" Xu Jie said politely to Chen Jianguo.
"Life in rural areas is different now. Just try harder. How much can you eat? I'll take the order."
Chen Jianguo winked at Chen Mubai, and then started to order: "Four Australian abalones."
"Sorry, no." Chen Mubai replied with a smile.
Everyone laughed again, this was because the tip they had given before had worked.
"Four pounds of Australian lobster."
"Sorry, it's not that big."
"How big is it?" Chen Jianguo said thoughtfully.
"More than a pound~"
"Is there anything more than a pound~?" Chen Jianguo's voice became much longer.
"Yes... or not?" Chen Mubai looked at Chen Jianguo and said.
"Really? This is your store. Why don't you ask me if you don't know? It's not bad money!"
"Oh, no!" Chen Mubai nodded decisively.
Chen Jianguo was also puzzled. Why was there no food in such a big restaurant?
So he took the menu and said, "Let me see if there are any home-cooked dishes. Don't order anything like shark's fin."
"Don't eat fish bones if you have them. I once ate a fish bone and it got stuck. I ended up choking on a steamed bun and even soaking it in vinegar didn't work. I ended up going to the hospital to take it out with tweezers..."
Shark fins and fish bones are not the same thing. Chen Jianguo's serious look made people laugh again.
Chen Jianguo pretends to be an honest and honest farmer, but turns out to be cunning, which really makes people laugh.
"I said, your store has nothing, what are you doing? Is it easy for this person to come here? Find your boss!" Chen Jianguo pretended to be dissatisfied.
"No." Chen Mubai continued.
"You just remembered it, didn't you? Boss!"
"Ah, boss? The boss is out."
"What do you want to eat?" Chen Jianguo had no choice but to turn around and ask Xu Jie.
"It would be nice to have some home-cooked food, something folky."
"Bring a little pheasant and stew mushrooms." Chen Jianguo said.
Chen Mubai shook his head and said, "No."
Chen Jianguo coughed twice and said, "This...can be done."
"This really doesn't exist."
"..."
Xu Jie looked at the conversation between the two in confusion, not knowing what was going on.
The audience in the audience was already laughing so hard, some younger people started to cover their stomachs and slap the table, their stomachs were throbbing with laughter.
The older people all looked at this skit with smiles on their faces, and their applause was fierce and resounding like thunder.
Obviously, they enjoyed this skit very much and it made them laugh.
"Okay, we have it! Come on, Yadan, bring these things. Thank you for bringing them. I brought them specially for you. Now just eat them."
"Brother, you can't eat pheasants, they are protected animals."
"This is a domesticated one. It's okay. Come on, idiot."
Chen Mubai was furious: "Who do you call an idiot?"
"No, let me order a stupid egg."
"No!" Chen Mubai was impatient.
"Come on, I have it!"
"Brother, when you come to the restaurant, do you prepare all the ingredients yourself?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.
"He didn't. The problem is that he couldn't find any money to give him." Chen Jianguo said seriously: "Come on, Mr. Xu is here. Can your hotel express your gratitude?"
Chen Mubai thought for a moment and said, "...How about one as a gift?"
"Oh, uncle, I didn't tell you why you are so picky. You see, you didn't order any of them. After all, we still have to pick one up?"
Chen Mubai was speechless and helpless.
Applause rang out again, and everyone looked at the two people on the stage as if they were living treasures, making everyone laugh so hard that they couldn't stop laughing.
"I said, young man, it's not that none of us didn't order, but after I ordered, you didn't even have abalone or lobster..."
"Are you worried about it?" Chen Mubai sneered.
Chen Jianguo immediately resisted. If what he had explained before was revealed, it would be over!
He might also offend Xu Jie, so he naturally wanted to hide it, so he wanted to change the topic.
"@#￥%%"
"Stop talking, we're going to meet you later, what should I do?"
"No, am I short of money?"
Chen Mubai said: "I know the uncle is not short of money, but Teacher Xu finally came here. We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Don't look at me because I am young, but I have concluded that a person's life is actually short. Sometimes it is like sleeping."
It's exactly the same, if you close your eyes and open them, a day will pass; if you close your eyes, a lifetime will pass, right?"
"Young man, that's brilliant!" Xu Jie praised.
"What's so brilliant? He's a fart!" Chen Jianguo added.
"Money is something external to the body. What is the most painful thing for a person? When a person dies, the money is not spent."
Xu Jie looked at Chen Mubai approvingly and felt that it made sense.
At this time, the audience in the audience also started to applaud enthusiastically, indicating that what he said was right.
In life, everything is external to the body. Life brings things that death will not take away. People should live a more unrestrained life. This is one of the concepts conveyed to everyone in this sketch.
After the applause, Chen Jianguo began to answer: "Do you know what the most painful thing in life is?"
Everyone looked at Chen Jianguo in confusion.
"People are alive, but money is gone." Chen Jianguo looked serious.
"Ha ha!"
"That makes sense!"
“This is so insightful!”
"Ouch, I was caught off guard by this twist!"
"No matter which sentence you say, these two sentences are very reasonable. We still need to treat them dialectically. If you have money, don't be too stingy. Live a more open life. If you don't have money, use it sparingly. Otherwise, lavish spending will indeed lead to a desperate situation."
"Old Chen, it's okay." Liu Fenfang was sitting below, watching Chen Jianguo's performance on the stage, and was very pleased.
In fact, Chen Jianguo's performance exceeded her expectations. She didn't expect it to be so good. She kept applauding her wife. It was the first time she saw Chen Jianguo's comedy talent.
Although it is closely related to the script, the image of an authentic farmer played by Chen Jianguo is very good. His honest and responsible appearance makes the things he does and the words he says make people laugh more easily.
Just like honest people tell lies in a serious manner, jokes told by honest people are more likely to make others laugh.
This is the contrast effect brought about by appearance. After all, in everyone's impression, honest people are very honest and honest and will not be naughty at all. Once appearance and behavior are reversed, it will have a comedic effect.
Then, it was time for Chen Jianguo to start building relationships. He just wanted his granddaughter Yadan to appear in Xu Jie's "Dream Singer", so he specially entertained him here.
This once again proves the old saying, being courteous for nothing is either a traitor or a thief.
"Come and introduce yourself." Xu Jie said.
"I'm from xxxxxxx village..."
"I'm very happy, I found my grandpa!"
Tao Yaoyao said excitedly: "Thank you very much to my grandpa for giving me this opportunity. I thank you for eight generations of ancestors. No, I thank you on behalf of eight generations of ancestors. I will never forget you in this life, and I will never let you go even if I am a ghost."
!”
"..."
"Awesome!"
"666666..."
"I'm convinced!"
"Chen Mubai, I'm convinced by your imagination!"
"Holy shit, that's scary. Is this a thank you? Isn't this just killing them all?"
This script must have been written by Chen Mubai. After all, he has made so many movies before, so he has no problem with the story composition of the script. The other three people are not professional, so the script can only be written by Chen Mubai.
There were endless barrage, as dense as the Qing crossing the river, but everyone was praising Chen Mubai's ability and praising him for writing a good script.
Except for the black humor of "Crazy Stone", this is the first time that Chen Mubai has used this kind of story to show his comedy effect.
He used to be very humorous, and what he said on various occasions would make people laugh, but no one thought that he could really transform his daily humor into a script. This kind of straightforward comedy is surprising.
It's not that black humor isn't funny, but it's because this kind of humor is artistic.
Just like the difference between vulgarity and elegance, the black humor of "Crazy Stone" is a high-end comedy with artistic processing, giving people a sense of elegance. The language is not a simple and straightforward comedy, but a higher level.
Levels of comedy.
The sketch "Not Short of Money" is a simple and straightforward comedy, that is, the kind of comedy that is used in everyday language. The level of comedy effect between the two is different.
However, vulgarity and elegance are indistinguishable, and the best thing is to make people laugh.
So far, it seems that Chen Mubai has done both very successfully. At least everyone watching this skit can't help but laugh.
...
"Why do I sound a little scared?" Xu Jie said with lingering fear.
After Yadan finished speaking, Chen Jianguo hurriedly smoothed things over. After all, she said the wrong thing and was afraid that she would make Xu Jie unhappy.
"This kid just wants to take revenge on you. No, it's reimbursement. No, no, no, it's repayment of kindness. I can't forget you when I go out. Come on, sing a song!"
"I sang "Later" by Tao Yaoyao."
Then, Tao Yaoyao started singing.
The reason why I chose this song is because the lyrics are simple and easy to understand, and the melody is beautiful and catchy, and can be appreciated by men, women, and children. After all, it is about a love experience that everyone will have.
Especially those sitting here are all leaders and family members. Everyone is old and they were all young once. Who hasn’t had the past?
"Come on, let's play the one in the back who cries and sings, cries and talks." Chen Jianguo pulled Tao Yaoyao and said.
Xu Jie stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, you're crying and asking what kind of show is this?"
Chen Jianguo replied seriously: "It's just that my family is facing difficulties and it's not easy."
"Award-winning speech!" Chen Jianguo understood: "You haven't even participated in the show yet, and you are giving an award-winning speech?"
"Why don't I feel confident that her grandpa is here?"
Chen Jianguo laughed and said: "Look, she will cry when I say three numbers, 123, cry, don't you have feelings for grandpa? Here is my grandpa's photo."
"..." Xu Jie was speechless.
"I won't say it anymore. I'm not talented at all, but I can sing quite well." Xu Jie said quickly.
"Isn't this good? If you can get on like this, I can get on too."
"Where are you going?" Chen Jianguo asked.
"Go to "Dream Singer"!"
"You can pull it off. This is a matter for the art world. Go ahead and serve the food!"
"Would you like me to sing one?"
"I won't let you sing!"
"If you don't let me sing, I will tell you what you told me!"
Chen Jianguo was shocked, and then said honestly: "@#￥He must be a better singer than her."
"You go ahead and report yourself." Xu Jie said.
Chen Mubai picked up the phone and began to say: "Her and I have the same fate. I also have a grandfather named Xu."
"Pull him down!" Chen Jianguo scolded.
"I can imitate the show."
"Imitate who?"
"Teacher Chen Mubai."
"let's start."
"I bring to you "Chasing Dreams and the Pure Heart" by teacher Chen Mubai."
The reason why I chose this song is to tell everyone that his original intention remains unchanged and he will not forget it.
This is the stage of the CCTV gala. His singing can be heard by audiences across the country, and at the same time, leaders can see his thoughts.
The government has given him many policy advantages and protected him. He is really grateful, so he chose this song to tell everyone his voice and to show the government his determination to work hard.
Singing this song live was very shocking. It is a rock song after all. Even though the Spring Festival Gala has been held for so long and is coming to an end, this song once again stirred up the atmosphere of the venue and the atmosphere was fiery!
In the audience, young people screamed very excitedly, and there were a group of older people. Listening to this passionate song, their blood seemed to start to boil, and they felt excited in their hearts.
This is the charm of passionate rock songs. The high-pitched roar that resounds through the sky can make everyone hear the thoughts and spirit in their hearts most intuitively and clearly, and it is very easy to infect other people's emotions.
"Okay, okay, you two will start a group, let's call it "Not Short of Money"!"
"Thank you, grandpa!"
"Thank you, grandpa!"
Tao Yaoyao and Chen Mubai thanked them repeatedly.
"Well, why don't you take me with you!" Chen Jianguo hesitated.
"Brother, can you sing too?"
"Let's try it." Chen Jianguo said with a naive smile.
"Actually, there's something I didn't tell you, even my grandpa can do it!"
"..."
After Chen Mubai and others finished their performance, the four of them bowed to the audience in the audience and in front of the TV.
...
"marvelous!"
“This skit is so cool!”
"Amazing!"
"It's very funny, it really opened my eyes!"
"I thought the absence of Teacher Zhao Qianqiu would make this Spring Festival Gala dull. I didn't expect Chen Mubai's sketch to be so good. I think it must be even better than Teacher Zhao Qiqiu's work!"
"I laughed the whole time and my stomach still hasn't recovered. I've never had a sketch that made me laugh for so long. Chen Mubai is awesome!"
Audiences across the country expressed their opinions at this moment, and topics related to Chen Mubai quickly appeared on WeChat's hot searches.
This sketch has also become a hot search, and everyone is discussing the sketch "Not Short of Money".
"Originally I thought Chen Mubai's commercial comedies were not necessarily funny, but after watching "Not Short of Money", I felt I was wrong!"
"I'm looking forward to it. After this skit, I'm even more looking forward to his new movie "Thailand". Tomorrow is the first day of the new year, so the theaters will support it!"