Since ancient times, there have been a group of people who like to complain, such as scholars who are obsessed with the love between weirdos and ghosts, and with the progress of the times, otakus who like the second dimension have appeared.
Throughout the plots in Zhiguai, it is always the poor scholar who meets a beautiful female ghost or a beautiful succubus, and this female ghost or succubus is very generous, not only giving money but also giving herself to the scholar, which is the ultimate man
Fantasy. In modern times, games and animations have created countless classic paper wives, making otaku's fantasies about girls such as Sanwu, Tsundere, childhood sweethearts, Tiansheng type, etc. more realistic. They are not limited to words but
Presented with pictures and sounds.
Because of dissatisfaction with reality and their own environment, otakus are addicted to it and cannot extricate themselves. This is the case with Sato Kazuma. For example, he has clearly come to a different world now, but he still can't help but complain endlessly, always saying that he
I brought a useless goddess with me.
I sweat profusely on the construction site, but my salary is very small. I can only provide food, bathhouses and stables. I have no savings at the end of the day. It is really impossible to buy weapons and go out to fight monsters in the city.
"There is a goddess who never leaves him, why should he be dissatisfied?" It's not that Duran doesn't understand this otaku's thoughts, but understanding does not mean acceptance. Although Aqua will go off-line from time to time, and her thinking circuit is also very weird.
, but she still has the talent as a priest, not to mention she is quite good-looking.
"Young girl, I am surprised to see your bones. There is a divine light spurting out from the Tianling Gai. You are a Shinigami talent that is rare in a hundred years. I have a Zanpakutō here to sell to you at a cheap price." That day Ake
Ya was training her banquet performance skills alone, when Dulan found her in casual clothes and promoted Zanpakutō.
"Am I really that powerful?" When she heard the compliment, she became elated. Although she is a goddess, she still has human weaknesses: "What is a Zanpakutō?"
"It's a weapon specially designed to deal with the undead. It's very easy to use, and it can also improve its strength through practice." Dulan knew that the other party would definitely take the bait: "Are you still worried about the undead problem, are you still worried about the undead creatures?
The Zanpakutō will solve all your difficult problems. You don’t need one hundred thousand Eris now, you only need ninety-nine thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight Eris. Don’t miss it if you pass by.”
"Wow, it's really good. With this sword, Kazuma can immediately kill the Demon King, and I can return to the heaven." Aqua's eyes were shining, but now she doesn't have so much money. This is a problem. If she
Wouldn't it be too inconsistent with the status of a goddess to rob her?
"very cheap."
"But I don't have that much money."
"No problem, you can get a loan and pay it in installments. All you need to do is sign a contract, and fourteen percent interest will be added every month." Dulan said innocently: "Girl, think about it."
"Okay." Aqua is willing to pay in installments. Anyway, she must get what she wants. Whether it is reasonable or not is not part of her calculation.
Whether it's reasonable or not is a mortal's idea, and whether it's appropriate or not is a goddess's idea.
Aqua is an authentic goddess, and there is a religion in the other world, the Axis Cult. Although she is only the guide of the unknown island branch on Earth, she is somewhat famous in the other world.
Existing in the mortal world, she does not need to think about problems in a mortal way. She only needs to implement them according to God's ideas. There is no such thing as right or wrong in God's actions. God is always right. If God does something wrong,
Yes, that's because mortals are too stupid.
After a while, Aqua casually signed the contract, got the Zanpakutō, and immediately went to tell her companions the good news.
Sato Kazuma was naturally furious, because they had no money to begin with, and now they had to pay off the loan, so they had to save one of the three expenses of food, bathhouses and stables.
"Ah ah ah, we can't do it without eating. We can't do it without taking a shower after a day of sweating. The stable is already the cheapest place to live. Do we have to live on the ground? Why do you, a stupid goddess, buy such a thing?
No matter how you look at it, you have met a liar." Sato Kazuma was very angry and went crazy: "Please withdraw it, please withdraw it quickly. I don't want to be saddled with a huge debt before my adventure has even begun.
I don’t want to live a life of paying off debts in another world.”
"This is the Zanpakutō, the most suitable weapon to deal with the Demon King's army." Aqua said, "It doesn't cost a hundred thousand, it only costs ninety-nine thousand, eight hundred and eighty-eight. It's super cheap."
The two people's thinking is completely not on the same track.
"Idiot goddess, take me to see that profiteer." Sato Kazuma grabbed the Zanpakutō and decided to return it.
"Oh, he lives in the hotel." Dulan's residence was under construction, so he stayed in the hotel temporarily.
When Dulan saw the young man who came to return the goods aggressively, he just smiled and said: "The contract has been recognized by the goddess Aqua. It is sacred and valid. Once sold, there will be no returns."
Aqua on the side nodded repeatedly, because this was a transaction that the goddess personally participated in, and it was not recognized by the goddess.
"This is an act of deception. You are deceiving a person with an intellectual disability. See if her intelligence is lower than the average level. Therefore, this transaction is not valid because a contract signed by a fool has no legal effect."
It's really cruel.
"The crystals of the Adventurer's Guild are not 100% accurate. They can only detect mortals, but they cannot truthfully detect extraordinary people. I can see that this young and beautiful girl has extraordinary potential and her wisdom.
It is a great wisdom that ordinary people cannot understand."
Aqua's eyes were filled with little stars: "Yes, I am the goddess of the Axis Cult. I am the deity worshiped by believers. You are also an adventurer, right? Have you ever thought about joining the Axis Cult?
?!"
"It turns out to be the goddess, I am disrespectful. I am the Holy Knight Duran. He is the agent of the Holy Light walking in the world. He is the indispensable messenger of justice for the gods. He undertakes all kinds of things for the gods. The purpose is to create a world full of love and peace.
, a world of justice and hope, this is my business card. If you have any needs, you can entrust me to complete it, and I can give you a discount." Dulan took out a white business card, which read: Holy Light Training Class
Guest Paladin, Duran.
Aqua was flattered and obviously confused by Duran: "That's really embarrassing, I don't have a business card." "Now I know why they don't believe that I am a goddess. It's because I don't have a business card. If I had one,
If I have a business card, it will prove my identity, and everyone will know that I am a goddess."
Dulan gave a thumbs up and agreed: "That's true. Business cards are indeed very important. But you can't be careless about the goddess's business card. Why don't you give it to me? I'll only charge you 30,000 Eris to help you design and print a business card. I don't know.
how about?"
"Okay, can I pay in installments?"
"It's a deal."
Sato Kazuma was about to explode. He was originally going to get a refund, but he didn't expect this stupid goddess to jump into the pit again. But he already knew that the man in front of him turned out to be the most mysterious and powerful paladin in the novice village. Look.
He doesn't look that great, just like a profiteer.
"Sometimes it is more difficult for young people to admit the advantages of others than to admit their own shortcomings. Now that you have started a new life, you have to change your previous attitude towards life. Come on, one day you will find that you can truly make yourself better.
What is strong is not fighting power, but a tolerant heart." Du Lan poured chicken soup into the opponent's mouth.