It doesn't matter if you encounter trouble, quickly find Doraemon's time machine. Just go back to the past and change history, and you don't have to become the enemy of the entire Edo.
No one expected that their clones would cause trouble at the same time, almost all the prominent people in Edo. If Gintoki went out now, he would be stabbed several times without warning, and then sealed in a cement block and buried in the sea.
. It’s really not a joke, because these people can really do it. They don’t talk about fair and square confrontations, they just do things secretly.
Unfortunately, the time machine cannot be found, so Gintoki can only find other ways to solve these problems.
"These are not problems that can be solved by force. What should we do?" Gintoki was helpless. It seemed that he could only solve the problems one by one. In this way, he still had a way to survive.
"It's so troublesome. You can't take shortcuts." The trouble caused by the clones must be solved one by one by Gintoki. There is no other way. Who makes him such a responsible samurai?
However, as soon as Gintoki went out, he met Peacock Princess's subordinates and took him to the casino.
"You owed gambling debts in the casino before. Pay back the money first, otherwise we will sell you to the mines of Tianren." Peacock Girl is reasonable, either pay back the money or become a slave.
Gintoki was helpless. Occasionally he did want to get rich in the casino, but he never expected to lose completely.
"Do I still have a chance? In "Gambling Apocalypse", the protagonist has a chance to play again every time." Gintama said that he also wanted to make a comeback.
"Forget it, I'll give you losers a chance to win back yourselves. If you can gamble with the masters I invited from aliens and win, then I will let you leave." Peacock Ji said: "If you lose
If you don't, I'll take apart all your internal organs and sell them for money."
In fact, the casino will definitely not lose. The gambler has already lost as soon as he enters the casino. If he bets one dollar, then the two cents in it belong to the casino when he steps into the casino.
Moreover, the rules of gambling are all set by the casino, so even if the rules seem to be fair, in fact, the casino has left loopholes in the rules from the beginning. If you enter the casino, you will lose money, without exception.
Of course, some people may win money, but it is impossible to win too much. Because if a gambler brings in one hundred yuan and expects to win twenty, the probability of success is higher than 50%. If he expects to win
One hundred, the probability of success is already less than 50%. If the expectation is to win one thousand, then the probability of success is almost zero, whereas the probability of losing all one hundred is one hundred percent.
Therefore, the higher the expectation, the greater the possibility of loss.
But if the expectation is small, then why gamble? Isn't it better to move bricks? The gambler's expectation must be that the higher the better, and the best is to get rich overnight. But with this kind of thinking, you are doomed to disaster.
Gintoki can bet on horse racing, beat Pat Ching-ge, and come to the casino to gamble. He also has the dream of getting rich, so he always loses to the point where he loses his pants.
This time the clone almost lost Gintoki to an alien planet.
Peacock Princess gave them a chance, and Gintoki saw an old friend, the good-for-nothing uncle, madao, and Hasegawa.
In fact, Hasegawa used to be a young and promising samurai. He had a rich wife and a decent job. He served as the director of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and was responsible for receiving heavenly beings. However, because of the idiot prince smuggling dangerous species, he was finally seduced by Gintoki.
Hasegawa couldn't bear it and launched an attack on the prince, resulting in unemployment.
He lost his job and was unwilling to let go of his status as a samurai. As a result, his wife returned to her parents' home and he lived on the street. But even so, he was still a samurai and insisted on wearing sunglasses. Even though the colleagues who worked with him had given up their status as samurai and changed to
His career was prosperous, but he had no job and became a homeless man.
"Yo." Hasegawa was not angry when he saw Gintoki causing him to lose his job. Because he had long wanted to punch the idiot prince in his heart. If he didn't have this idea in his heart, even if Gintoki said it, he wouldn't be angry.
It's useless. So I can't blame Gintoki, I can only say that he is also a samurai at heart.
Gintoki was very embarrassed. After all, they were two brothers in distress. If they lost again this time, they would really become organ parts.
"Let's play mahjong. I hope you can feel the waves of cards." Peacock Ji decided the content of the bet for them.
Hasegawa said: "I don't seem to be very good at mahjong."
Gintoki also said: "Is it that kind of block game? How do you play it? Do you want to build them into a pagoda?"
"Hey, you don't know how to play mahjong, right?" Hasegawa said helplessly: "Please spare me, this time it will definitely be over."
Although the two of them faced the end of being sold, they were still calm on the whole. After all, they were also warriors and had seen strong winds and waves, so they did not panic.
Even until the last second, you must live magnificently. This is the way of the samurai.
Of course, their appearance now has nothing to do with being gorgeous, they are just gamblers.
The mahjong game for four people started immediately. It really turned into "Gambling Apocalypse". In the story of gambling works, the villain is actually the protagonist himself, because the protagonist is a bad gambler, and the people around him are also bad gamblers.
This is because someone gathered bad gamblers together and let bad gamblers and crooks play games with each other. If they win, they can move on to the next game, and if they lose, they will go to work in the mines.
As long as the protagonist doesn't give up gambling, he will never get ahead.
There are two ways to end gambling, one is to win the expected value, and the other is to lose all the money. As mentioned before, the higher the expected value, the chance of losing everything is 100%. And if the expected value is low, there is indeed a 100% chance of losing everything.
The probability of success is 50/50, but it is not as good as making more money by moving bricks.
As long as the expected value is higher than the salary for moving bricks, you have to lose. This is determined by probability.
Gintoki and Hasegawa's current expectations are very low, they just don't want to lose, so their chance of winning this time is greater than 50%.
Don't lose, just don't expect to win, just hope to bring back as much gambling capital as you want. Just make no profit and no loss, so they don't have to be broken into parts.
So it might win.
Of course Gintoki can play mahjong, and he plays it pretty well, but he just pretends that he can't, hoping to deceive his opponent. This is a game that cannot be lost, and psychological warfare has been carried out from the beginning.
The other two people playing cards with them were both masters. One was once the King of Thousand Kings, but now he is just a bad gambler. He also lost all his money and was sent to the card game. The other is the profession of Peacock Princess.
The poker player, who plays poker specifically for her, is a very high-level substitute player.
"Let's get started." The master said.
The cards started to be shuffled, and the master kept staring at the King of Thousand Kings, because the opponent was very strong in the past and was said to be a man who could see through all the cards. As for the other two bad gamblers, they were not a big deal and they were not taken seriously at all.
inside.
Gintoki also saw through the master's contempt for him. This was an opportunity to continue pretending that he didn't know how to fight, and finally kill the opponent with a big move.
As long as you are a big player, you can double the game and determine the outcome in one game. This is gambling, and what you want is the joy of coming back against the odds.
Gintoki and Hasegawa are also gamblers and would also like this feeling of surviving against adversity.
Much like a battlefield, life and death can be determined by a single thought. The greater the crisis, the better the samurai's mentality. As for the mahjong player, although his skills are indeed very strong, he is only a mahjong player after all, and now they are engaged in a war!
This small square-inch card table is not a place where naive guys should appear. It is not a game of cards now, but a war of life and death. Abandoning innocence and engaging in intrigue is the truth.
Gintoki said that he must get back what his clone lost.