The Tiandaozhong mobilized spies, summoned a fleet, and blocked the earth's resources. It can be said to be a three-pronged approach.
Earth's technology is underdeveloped, and most technological parts and spacecraft energy need to be imported. Therefore, once the heavens block transportation, it will be difficult for humans to purchase war resources. Without resources, they cannot continue to fight.
At present, humans have not received the support of heavenly beings. However, if humans can win next time, heavenly beings will definitely send weapons quietly to support the earthlings in continuing the war.
"The next battle is crucial." The general also sent diplomatic envoys everywhere to seek resources and hope to gain support.
But the heavenly beings will definitely not place their bets so quickly. The performance of the earthlings is not enough.
So the second battle began, and the Heavenly Daoists still had a chance of victory, believing that the Earthlings were internally sabotaged and had no power to fight after the resources were blocked.
"People don't have enough to eat, let's see how they fight." The people of Tiandao said happily. The spies destroyed the food and blocked the fuel. Now the earth has no potential for war.
It is indeed difficult. After the destruction by spies and the hoarding of profiteers, the big households with food are unwilling to sell the food. As a result, there is a shortage of food in the market and the warriors cannot eat enough. How can they fight the war?
The Heavenly Daoists are really not stupid. Although they despise the earthlings strategically, they adopt a three-pronged approach in tactics and are very cruel to their enemies. They will not allow anyone to resist them. If they do, they will sacrifice all their bodies and spirits.
Destroy, only in this way can the rule of the Heavenly Daoists be made impregnable.
However, the people on earth are not vegetarians. The Yatu Order has recruited more disciples, and the number of Yatu has almost surpassed that of samurai. From now on, this will not be a country of samurai, but a country of Yatu.
These disciples became the main force in the war. They possessed Qi, through which they could increase their strength and reduce food consumption. When necessary, they could obtain vitality from heaven and earth to replace food.
Just do it directly and ask the Heavenly Daoists if they are afraid.
The three fleets of the Tiandaozhong came to the earth again and launched an attack.
The Earth side still fights by jumping gangs, because this is the lowest-cost operation, which only requires cheap landing ships, and then human lives. Human life is the cheapest resource in this battle, and it is also the only resource that the Earth can use.
As long as humans hold back the heavenly beings, the heavenly beings will provide money and supplies, and the earth will provide humans.
The rule of the Heavenly Daoists is the same as that of the Emperor of Zhou.
The existence of the Heavenly Daoists ensures the status of different civilizations in the distribution relationship, just like the emperor ensures the interests of the princes.
But the problem is that the times are developing and science and technology are advancing. With the changes of time, although the status of the emperor and the princes has not changed, their strength has changed.
The emperor's strength weakened, and the strength of the princes increased. Zhou Li stipulated the status, but could not limit the strength. So the rites collapsed. The princes began to rebel against the emperor and did not give the emperor face.
The same is true for the Heavenly Daoists. The Heavenly Daoists have ensured the status of different races and different civilizations, but they have not suppressed the development of civilization. This has led to the strength of many Heavenly Human civilizations becoming stronger, and they no longer want to be controlled by the Heavenly Daoists. Just because the Heavenly Daoists
The performance has always been very good, so there is no reason for anyone to resist.
But if the Heavenly Daoists are defeated on the earth, then civilizations will also have their own ideas, and they will definitely take advantage of his illness to kill him. Therefore, the earth must resist the Heavenly Daoists, only in this way can it be qualified to receive support.
Jumping into gangs to fight, braving three times the enemy's firepower, resulted in huge losses.
Gintoki and Katsura were relatively speechless, feeling the violent bumps of the jump boat. The pilot was trying hard to avoid the intensive attacks and shuttled through the gaps of the shells, hoping to safely deliver the samurai to the enemy's spaceship.
The samurai on the ship really could do nothing but pray.
However, Elizabeth, who was beside Gui, still had the energy to care for others: "Everyone, are you okay?" She greeted everyone with a writing board.
The people on the boat were really not in the mood to talk because they were too nervous. Once the gang-hopping failed, they would turn into cosmic dust.
"Even if we fail, there will be others behind us." Gintoki said, "So don't be nervous."
"I'm not nervous. This level of bumps is worse than a dentist treating my teeth. The dentist's electric drill is more powerful," Gui said.
"Wig, please stop lying, your legs are obviously shaking badly."
"Aren't your legs shaking too?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not shaking my legs, I'm holding in my urine." Gintoki said stiffly.
"Are you so nervous that you want to pee? It really doesn't look like you."
"I made a mistake. It's hemorrhoids that hurt. A guy like you with thin skin and tender flesh can't understand the pain of a man of my age." Gintoki's description became darker and darker.
"Isn't it just hemorrhoids? My hemorrhoids are worse than yours, and I also have hemorrhoid pain."
The two of them looked at each other and said something to each other. Although they were scared, they were also optimistic. As for whether hemorrhoids really hurt, I don't know. It might be true.
boom!
Finally, Gintoki and Katsura's ship-jumping gang succeeded, and they rushed onto the spaceship again and started fighting.
This time the gods were stronger, their tactics were more tacit, and the number of hot weapons increased significantly, catching the samurai by surprise.
Gintama and Katsura both had their skin scratched by the hot weapon, causing wounds.
"Gintoki, did your hemorrhoids rupture? There was a lot of bleeding."
"Your hemorrhoids just ruptured. Would you like me to introduce you to a good hemorrhoid ointment?" Gintoki said.
"I'll introduce you to the medicine I use."
"You're like this. Your medicine doesn't work at first sight, but mine is better."
Even though they were injured, the two of them kept talking witty words, completely disregarding life and death. Their samurai swords flew up and down, cutting down enemies one after another.
But there were still enemies rushing towards them, and the two could only keep charging. During the battle, their hemorrhoids really burst, because they were bleeding where there shouldn't be wounds.
"Are these samurai? It's really scary. Even though they were so seriously injured, they still came to the battlefield. The recurrence of old injuries did not affect their combat effectiveness at all." The commander of Tianren looked at the pants of the two men stained red with blood.
Said with admiration.
"This is how the world of Gintama is. When the audience thinks they are just joking, it turns out to be true." Duran said that the hemorrhoids of these two people seemed to be serious. Could it be that they were also infected by the hemorrhoid ninja?
Trivia: Hemorrhoids are not contagious.
Gintoki and Katsura fought bloody battles, just like they did twenty years ago.
"White Yaksha!" Commander Celestial Being was still a squad leader twenty years ago. I heard that a White Yaksha appeared on the battlefield in the final period. He was very powerful in combat. Now it seems that he is the person in front of me. He is indeed very strong, not only in terms of combat ability.
, that kind of bloody fighting will is even more amazing: "Let me meet him personally."
Commander Tianren was a leopard-headed man who was also a warrior. He came to the warriors and said, "These two warriors are really admirable. They not only went into battle with injuries, but also killed so many soldiers. They are really admirable.
It also makes my heart surge. Come on, let me see it in person..."
boom!
Before he could finish his words, Leopard's head was directly attacked in the face by two people and fell down.
"Does it depend on the atmosphere? Are we in pain right now? It hurts more than a lovelorn high school boy." Gintoki said to the unconscious leopard head, showing no respect for the enemy at all.
"That's right, our most critical organs are suffering from burning pain. This is no less painful than a toothache." Gui was also very angry: "That's why I say you people these days are very rude."
The two of them killed the commander instantly, as if they had done a trivial thing. Moreover, they defeated the enemy not because the other party invaded the earth, but because their hemorrhoids were really uncomfortable, so they needed to vent their emotions, so the enemy became the most important
A good vent target.
"This is how a man expresses his anger." Dulan said it was really scary.