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Chapter 648 Buy two get one free

 With great anticipation, Chidori was about to put on a white wedding dress and slowly walked onto the red carpet with the support of his father. The expression on his father's face was complicated, with happiness and reluctance colliding together. Dulan thought to himself that luckily

My daughter will never grow up, so I don’t need to go through this kind of situation.

Du Lan finally brought Xiangliang Zongsuke back in time. At this time, he stood nervously in front of the priest, as if he was being forced to the execution ground at gunpoint. The only difference was that his face was red.

, eyes full of happiness.

Like Xiangliang, there was Cruz. He stood opposite Xiangliang, looking at Mao who was also wearing a wedding dress behind Kaname Chidori. He kept swallowing his saliva. He felt uncomfortable all over because of his nervousness, and the tie around his neck was constricting him.

Can't breathe.

"You'll always be nervous for the first time, but you'll get used to it after a few more knots." As soon as Dulan said this, he was immediately stared at by the people around him.

There is no truth in getting married that practice makes perfect.

The priest read out the vows, and both couples said "I do" and then exchanged rings.

Xiangliang's ring was prepared a long time ago, a sapphire ring, prepared by Dinisha. Anyway, for this wedding, Xiangliang, Chidori, Mao and Cruz just need someone to support them. They can have Duran and Dini

They are lucky to have two rich friends in Sha. Not everyone can make friends with rich people.

"Fortunately, fortunately indeed. Hahaha." Dulan originally wanted to be a wedding priest, but Chidori Kaname refused outright because she was afraid that a guy like Dulan who didn't follow common sense would do it.

The wedding was ruined. So now Dulan can only sit in the guest seat and pat his thigh.

Rings are exchanged, and then the couple kiss.

Everyone was happy during the wedding, except Tessa of course. But with Dinisha sitting next to Tessa and having the big sister comforting the little sister, Tessa wasn't very sad and even smiled and wished the couple well.

can be happy.

"Before eating, let's take a group photo." Dulan suggested, "Quick, everyone gather together."

The two newlyweds were surrounded by stars, and everyone was laughing in the photo.

Print them out immediately and keep one for each person as a souvenir. Dulan even signed a few of them, which can increase in value in the future. After a meal, Dulan was finally able to leave with peace of mind. There is nothing left in this world.

He needs to worry about the place.

Going to a new world.

Tessa was persuaded by Dinisha to go on a walk-in journey, but she was also shocked when she saw the unbounded gate. She heard that it would be a time-travel journey, but she originally thought it would be a huge

The machine, I didn’t expect it to be a door.

"There is nothing surprising about this. Since the formation of the universe, there have been countless miracles in the universe. This gate is one of them. It is owned by the gods in the universe. In the end, they gave it to us and our husband. It is also considered a gift.

Fate." Duran gave a brief explanation, "Don't worry, just hold Dinisha's hand, there will be no problem."

Tessa looked at Dinisha's profile and felt that she was very reliable and that she could trust her.

The door opened, and Tessa's hand was held by Denisa and she walked forward.

Entering, it was a world without Sousuke Sagara. Tessa felt a little disappointed, but as a whisperer and scientist, the expectation for the unknown world quickly drove away the disappointment. It was a brand new world, and she had to be the fifth category.

Contacted.

The so-called five types of contact, the degree of contact between humans and aliens.

Type 0 contact: witnessing a flying saucer from a distance; Type 1 contact: witnessing a flying saucer at close range; Type 2 contact: touching a flying saucer or touching traces left by a flying saucer; Type 3 contact: seeing a flying saucer and alien life forms clearly

; Category 4 release: communication with aliens through telepathy; Category 5 release: friendly and genuine communication with aliens.

Now Tessa felt like she had walked through the door and had a chance at Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind.

It's still a random world.

In the corners where the light does not shine, civilians who cannot make a living are the prey of the perverted nobles, worse than livestock. At least the livestock will not be humiliated before being killed and eaten. However, the civilians targeted by the perverted nobles will have to

Before death, he suffered the most despicable trampling and scorn. In the end, he died miserably, and his body may even be found with perverted insults.

This is the imperial capital, a place where evil and darkness breed.

Tazmi, a young man who left his impoverished hometown with two companions and determined to make a big career, had great ambitions and was preparing to do something big, but he didn't know that misfortune had already befallen him.

The boy who was separated from his companions on the way came to the prosperous imperial capital alone. He immediately felt the malice of the imperial capital, and all his money flew away with wings. He could not find his companions and had no money, so he could only live on the streets.

In the evening, his stomach growled with hunger, but no one came to help him. Squatting on the street, he almost had no strength to walk. He only blamed himself for not being careful, why was he deceived? He had long heard the adults in the village say

, there are many scammers in big cities, why did you still fall for it?

"Take it, you'll need it."

Suddenly the girl's voice reached Tazmi's ears, and a small card appeared in front of his eyes, which was handed over by a white and tender arm.

"?" With the light of dusk, he could see the text on the card clearly, "Orchid Coffin Shop?" The background of the card was a blooming spring orchid.

Coffins and orchids always feel like they don’t match.

"Take it."

The boy saw that the person who handed the card was a little girl. She didn't reach his chest. She started working when she was less than ten years old. The imperial capital was really hard. Seeing that the girl was so cute and hard-working, although the card was made from a coffin, it was unknown.

Zimi accepted it anyway.

"We are newly opened. You can get discounts when you enter the store with your card. Our store also offers body collection services. We will be on call if necessary." After saying this, the girl walked away.

It is indeed the Imperial Capital. It’s so strange everywhere. The coffin sellers are still collecting corpses? Tazmi put the card away and was helpless about the protest of her stomach. Why didn’t anyone send me some money? It’s not like the Golden Brick Shop in the Imperial Capital.

Earth, is it raining gold coins? Why do you have to be so miserable?

But even though it was miserable, his heart was still full of optimism, because this was the imperial capital. As long as he worked hard, he would definitely have a chance to succeed. The wealth and rights of the imperial capital were waiting for him. He couldn't help but feel the protests in his stomach when he thought about it.

It's important, he must succeed, and then return home in glory with his companions.

The boy who refused to give in to reality finally had a chance. In the cold wind, he met a blond rich lady. The noble lady was elegant and kind-hearted. She took the boy back to her mansion and prepared a luxurious dinner.

and accommodation.

The young man was immersed in happiness, and even thought that he had good luck for a while. Sure enough, there are good people in the imperial capital, and the good person is a beautiful female noble daughter who is so down-to-earth and generous.

Unfortunately, it only took one day for the boy to learn a lesson he would never forget.

Tazmi's two companions, the childhood sweetheart girl and the playmate of childhood sweetheart, appeared in front of him horribly. They were also brought back to the mansion by the rich lady on the same pretext, and then were imprisoned and left to the transformer.

The aristocratic young lady bullied and abused her, and by the time Tazmi found out, his two companions were already worse than dead.

The aristocratic lady finally revealed her true face. She was one of these young boys and girls who were wandering the streets, inviting them home with a warm attitude, and then letting her play with them until she died.

In the other courtyard, Tazmi's nose was hit by the foul smell and she kept vomiting, as if thousands of dead rats were piled up in this room. But these were not rats, but stinky corpses, or living things that were not yet dead.

dead.

"vomit--"

"Hahaha, you will soon become one of them. You idiots, do you really think that a free lunch will fall from the sky? Hahaha, there must be a limit for idiots.

, Hahaha. It really makes me laugh to death." The noble lady despised the prodigal dog in front of her, "The untouchables should have the consciousness of being untouchables, otherwise you can't blame me if you die? It's because you are greedy, haha, I just said a few words,

You guys are so well-behaved that you followed them back like dogs. I might as well go to the street and feed the dogs. If I hadn’t seen you untouchables having more fun than dogs, I wouldn’t have paid any attention to you.”

Tazmi gritted his teeth, and the blood vessels in his body were about to burst. His anger made the temperature of his whole body rise. He was really too naive, too naive. The sound of the teeth clenching made Tazmi

It kept echoing in Mi's brain.

"You untouchables deserve such a fate, especially those who think pie will fall from the sky. Now accept your fate."

"Tazmi..." The girl, who was so humiliated that she was so angry that her hair was pulled out one by one, faintly called out the boy's name.

"Ahhhhhh--" The young man was finally swallowed up by his anger and rushed towards the noble lady crazily.

But how could an unarmed young man be a match for a noble lady? He was constantly being beaten down, and he really turned into a slut.

"Hahahahahaha." The noble lady smiled happily. Tazmi's performance so far was quite satisfactory, "Keep barking, keep barking -"

"Ah." Tazmi's anger was obviously full, but because she had no skills, she could only be beaten and couldn't take revenge at all. "Why, it was obviously you who invited us, it was obviously you who invited us." Tazmi didn't know.

He understood why they would be killed just for accepting help from 'good Samaritans'. He didn't know that in the eyes of the nobles, the lives of the poor were only worth a meal.

"Because, this is the imperial capital!" The noble lady smiled even more happily, "You untouchables will never understand that you and your male companions are both my toys, and that girl actually has such supple hair.

Long hair, do you want to challenge the world? I want to play you badly, just like two of your compatriots."

Tazmi was finally scared. He didn’t want to die. He hadn’t returned home in glory yet. He couldn’t die. He had to save his companions. “I won’t die——”

At this time, the killer organization's night attack finally descended from the blood moon. They received an assassination mission to get rid of this perverted nobleman who committed murder. The girl had no power to fight back in front of the killer organization. She was just murderous but had no power.

He was quickly subdued.

"Please wait a moment, can you let me do it myself? I want to kill my enemy with my own hands." Tazmi struggled to stand up. His companions were no longer breathing. It was so miserable. Maybe death was a gift to them. But at least

He wanted to kill this nobleman and avenge his companions.

The killers exchanged glances and finally agreed.

Tazmi picked up the sword on the ground and pierced the girl's heart. She was so calm, as if what she had taken away was just the life of an ant.

Blood leaked from the wound, taking away the temperature and life. Finally, the noble girl died and fell in a pool of blood.

Tazmi knelt on the ground in pain, crying bitterly in front of the two corpses. It was clearly agreed that the three of them would break out of the world, and they clearly agreed to return home in fine clothes, but now the agreement has become a floating cloud.

"Let's go, take the boy with us." There was no time to be sentimental, and the members of the night attack quickly retreated.

The door of Dulan's coffin shop was knocked open late at night, and the noble family was destroyed. However, the butler is still there, and their relatives are still there. Someone will inherit the title, and the family property will be settled, so the butler will still complete his mission.

"High school, low, three grades. You are a noble, so of course you will have a high-end coffin, one hundred gold per set. We also launched a three hundred gold contract funeral event, and there is also a buy two get one free event at the opening of the new store. Do you need it?"

"Three hundred gold, three coffins will be delivered to my house before noon tomorrow."

"No problem, just go as fast as you want. If your master is not dead, he will still have his last breath when it is delivered. It's just that fast."

If he were an ordinary person, the steward would have taken action long ago, but he knew that Dulan was not an ordinary person, but was supported by the emperor and ministers, otherwise who would open a hole in the wall of the imperial city and sell coffins.

"Then as soon as possible."

After seeing off the housekeeper, Dulan clapped his hands, and the first business was done. There were only two people taking care of the coffin shop, Dulan and Shazhi. Dinisha took Tessa out to relax. This terrible city is not suitable.

Tessa lives here.

Moreover, after coming to this world, Tessa was able to receive the manufacturing technology of the Teigu. It seems that the ability of the Whisperer is not limited to the separate world. Dinisha traveled while searching for materials in order to learn the technology of the Teigu.

"Shazhi, get up, we have business." Dulan called upstairs. A hole was dug in the imperial city wall, and the shop inside was divided into two floors, with an upper and lower area of ​​30 square meters. The upper part is the living place."

You are right to listen to dad. I say that in this lawless world, the most profitable thing is to do business with dead people. Pack your things quickly and let’s go do business. Three hundred gold is something that no one else can earn in a lifetime, just your dad and me.

You can earn so much from one business.”

Saori put on a black dress and was speechless to her father, who was wearing a priest's robe, "Is this fun?"

"This is not for fun, it's to respect the dead." Duran brought a Bible and a cross, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go collect the corpse."

"Okay, okay. Only you can take your daughter to collect her body in the middle of the night. Are you my biological father?"

"It's true." Dulan and Shazhi rushed towards the noble mansion in a funeral car with an orchid logo.

Buy two get one free, which is perfect for a noble family of three.

"If I could make so much money every day, I would buy a city soon. Saozhi, do you think we should dismantle the city after we buy it and play with it, or resell it again?"

"It's boring." Shazhi was not interested in her father's plan at all. "It would be more interesting to bury some sinners." Du Shazhi's eyes turned into rubies and sapphires, "This city is full of dead people who make me want to cut them.

Wire."

"There are too many perversions in this city that disrespect life." Duran said, "Why don't they understand that destroying human bodies is just the worst form of conquest, and assimilating ideas is the most terrifying thing. I can only say that this empire

The ruler is incompetent and can only rely on force."

"This is not the earth. How can people from other worlds deal with common sense? It's better to imitate them and kill every murderer you see. One day you will be able to kill them all." Saori said that killing people is too simple.

"This is also a way, and it is true for us." Dulan decided to be a good father and support Shazhi, "Daughter, you can go and kill, dad and mom will support you."

"..." Shazhi was speechless. This father was too irresponsible. She closed her eyes and stopped talking. She was alone with Du Lan, but she was not used to her father's attitude. She would do everything according to her.

, not like a father at all. Shazhi knew that Du Lan loved her and wanted to eliminate the gap with her, but even though she was closer to her mother, there was nothing she could do.

What a tragedy. When the father and daughter arrived at the scene, the housekeeper took them to another courtyard and asked them to dispose of the corpses.

"Hey, do you want to die? I have to raise the price for disposing of so many corpses."

The butler was also adamant: "I've already paid three hundred gold coins, what else do you want from me? I don't have any more gold coins to pay you."

"Then let's go and put up notices and ask the relatives of these corpses to come and identify the corpses. You nobles are so cheap that you don't know how to deal with the corpses in time, but you don't want me to suffer a loss. Hurry and find people everywhere.

Go put up a notice."

The housekeeper was unhappy and asked the dead lady to dispose of the body. However, she said that keeping the body would create atmosphere. What she could do was not to burn the other courtyard on fire. "Most of these bodies are from outsiders, even if

Even if you put up a notice, no one will come to claim it. Please find a place to burn it."

"Are you underestimating my professionalism? I am a coffin shop, and you actually mentioned cremation to me. Do you have a grudge against me?? Believe it or not, I will go to the little emperor and file a complaint against you immediately."

"No, no, I don't dare, but I really can't do anything with these corpses." Hearing that Dulan was going to file a complaint, the housekeeper bowed repeatedly and expressed his difficulty.

"I really can't do anything to you. Forget it, this is just a bonus service for my first business deal." Dulan was about to use Taoism in priest uniform. "Shazhi, prepare some talisman paper, cinnabar, peach wood, and writing brushes."

Just forget about the incense burner and the candlestick.

Duran is going to use an ability he has never used before, turn these corpses into zombies, and then let them jump home on their own.

Talisman is drawn on yellow paper, Braille is written in cinnabar, and peach wood is used as the order, "Urgent is like a law -"

A stack of yellow talismans flew out automatically and was attached to the messy and disgusting corpses. Some of the corpses had missing limbs and were reshaped by Duran's power. The yard was filled with zombies with talisman stickers on their foreheads. Duran's power

It's so powerful that it only takes a matter of minutes to refine a zombie.

The housekeeper is dumbfounded, what kind of ability is this?

"Get up!" Dulan waved his mahogany sword, and more than thirty zombies stretched out their hands straight forward at the same time, "Let these corpses stay here for the time being. After I find their hometown, I will do something to let them go home.

, rest in peace."

"Yes, yes, I will take good care of him." Seeing Dulan's ability, the housekeeper was convinced. As expected, he opened a coffin shop, so he was very powerful.

"There are also notices that must be posted. Maybe these people still have fellow villagers in the imperial capital, so they won't bother me."

"The villain will definitely do as he is told."

As for the coffins of the baron's family of three, they are placed in the mourning hall and will be transported to the cemetery by Duran. Only in this way can a business be completed.

The three coffins in the mourning hall are all made of high-quality wood, which will definitely satisfy customers, even though customers will not comment when they lie inside.

However, Dulan discovered that this cruel girl's brain was not completely dead yet, so it couldn't be wasted. Of course, Dulan was not someone who took advantage of the heat. He just refined a little bit of the Philosopher's Stone before her soul dissipated.

It was a waste of money. For a character who kept saying there is no free lunch in the world but always fished for law enforcement, he just used her soul to refine the Philosopher's Stone, which was considered polite. He did not resurrect her and then use her again.

Beat her half to death, then feed her fairy beans, beat her half to death again, it's very polite not to repeat this cycle. Fortunately, Dulan is not a pervert, otherwise the people who can't get along with him will be in misery, and they will never get over it.

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