The small group of colorless, thin liquid that was full of biological enzymes crossed in front of the two people, forming an inconspicuous parabola.
The distance was too close, and even the sound was pitiful. The moment he entered the water, the water in the basin only rippled slightly, and soon became so clear and transparent under Jansen's eyes that he could tell it was extraordinary at a glance.
Jensen was trembling all over. For a moment, he felt that money was not that tempting anymore.
His throat rolled up and down, and he looked at the mermaid's beautiful face. At this moment, he couldn't help turning his back and retching desperately.
——This is simply a humiliation to him!
He, the overbearing president, Jenson!
I have never encountered anything like this in my whole life!
Who dares!
damn it……
Before this resentment left, he saw the clear green eyes full of worry, as if she was aware of his discomfort. At this moment, the mermaid came over, frowned at his painful expression, and quickly made a decision——
She stretched out her onion-like jade fingers, quickly and firmly grasped President Jenson's cheek, and grabbed the basin with her other hand——
"Eaaah!"
She shouted, as if she was worried for the other party, with a girlish feeling that made her cry.
And in the midst of this touching emotion, CEO Jenson was finally swallowed by the water that had just formed under his nose.
Stainless steel dish basin.
A whole basin.
…
"Pfft hahahahaha——"
The first class in the morning was the most hypnotic meditation. Chen Siyu endured it again and again. Even though she decided to study hard, she still couldn't hold it back and opened the 2005 year-end special issue of "Youth"——
"A Pricey Engagement: The CEO's Mute Wife"
Author:Xiao Bailian
To be honest, Chen Siyu was mentally prepared when she read extracurricular books in class. For example, if this book "The Sky-high Price Engagement" is as heart-wrenching as the last "The Domineering President", then she has done some basic expression management.
of--
After all, you can't be too direct when trying to catch fish, right?
But I never expected that this "Little White Lotus" would be such a bitch!
From the first paragraph, Chen Siyu struggled to hold back his smile - after all, in the thinking class, the content was exactly what was taught in the textbook. It was impossible for someone who took the class seriously to smile like that, right?
Chen Siyu swore that before reading the last paragraph, she really planned to respect the teacher.
but--
"Hahahahaha——"
"Pfft...oooooooooo hahaha..."
They all read novels during class. The students in the class progressed very quickly, and the difference was only one paragraph or two——
But the last two paragraphs of this special issue are both hilarious!
For a moment, I didn’t know who started it. Everyone was trying their best to hold back their laughter, and then they couldn’t help it anymore.
Teacher Si Xiu, who was in his thirties or forties, was left standing on the stage, with confused eyes and thinning hair, full of disappointment in this impetuous society.
But he is a university teacher after all.
He is also free and easy.
At this moment, I put down the textbook and said: "Oh, I almost fell asleep... your laughter is too exaggerated."
When the students saw that the teacher had noticed, their faces were burning. At this moment, they quickly looked at their noses, noses and hearts, pretending to be listening attentively.
Teacher Sixiu waved his hand: "It's okay, just don't listen if you don't want to hear it - look at how you are all smiling, I don't believe you can put your heart into this book - just write a two thousand word paper.
Bar."
He also put the textbook that almost hypnotized him on the table very freely: "The theme is-discussing the changes in people's thinking caused by changes in the social environment."
classmates:……
Since the black-hearted Lao Wang has been assigning papers frequently recently, they always feel that writing papers now is like the teacher handing out papers in the senior year of high school——
One at a time, one at a time.
To be honest, isn't this kind of high-intensity homework only done a handful of times in a semester?
But as the saying goes, if you have too many debts, you don’t have to worry about it. If you have too many lice, you don’t need to itch. Just write.
Everyone sighed, having been numbed by school.
"correct."
The teacher with thinning hair pushed up his glasses on the stage: "Who is Chen Siyu?"
Chen Siyu:???
She stood up nervously - she must have laughed too loud just now!
The teacher smiled at her: "I heard from your instructor that you have a lot of magazines in your hands. What are you guys reading and laughing so happily at the moment? Give me one too."
As he said this, he touched his pocket and actually found 5 yuan.
Chen Siyu:......
This can be said to be a milestone in her life——
I sold extracurricular magazines to my teacher.
real man.
…
Chen Siyu became famous for five yuan.
Five yuan can’t buy a marketing package, trending headlines, or traffic promotion——
However, at this moment, I have really bought the popularity of the school forum.
look!
It's on the first list, with a little flame symbol at the back!
It's her, it's her, it's her!
"Shocking! A female college student actually did this to her teacher in class..."
Bai Shanshan looked at this post and was laughing so hard that she couldn't stop at all - she had laughed several times in bed with earthquake-level tremors over Ding Wei's book. At this moment, the forum was her source of happiness!
She is too exaggerated.
Ding Wei also came over to take a look, and couldn't help but pay more attention to the title——
"By the way, who posted all the posts on our forum?"
Bai Shanshan did some research and said: "I don't know anything else, but this post must have been sent by our class. Who else besides the people in our class can have first-hand on-site information so quickly?"
Ding Wei was thoughtful——
"You don't have to worry about this classmate's future."
It has the air of a clickbait from the inside out, and the title is its own topic.
The future will either be a failure or a great one, or it will shock everyone.
The future is promising and the future is promising.
Bai Shanshan:???
She also laughed: "Yeah, I also think this title is very eye-catching. Weiwei, I think writing it like this is more attractive than those third parties like mother-in-law, sister-in-law, daughter-in-law, etc. on the Haijiao Forum!"
Ding Wei shook her head and said seriously: "Nonsense, it's all very attractive."
…
Some people want to keep a low profile, while others are not afraid of becoming famous at a young age.
At the very least, Ding Wei looked at everyone in the dormitory, including herself, with no fear.
Chen Siyu is constantly sending QQ messages at the moment——
The guys got her QQ account from nowhere. After becoming famous in the forum, the whole school is about to become her hypermarket - just during lunch, the dozens of universal chargers she stocked were almost sold out.
.
When she finally returned to her dormitory, Chen Siyu thought: "No wonder CCTV's advertising fees are so expensive - it's so useful!"
This incident also inspired her:
"Oh, I was so stupid before that I didn't even think of advertising more in QQ space when I posted blog posts..."
At this moment, she was fiddling with her mobile phone, looking like the originator of Q-business.
But this also gave Ding Wei a little idea——
"Siyu, if you want to run your business seriously, why don't you consider Taotaobao?"
Chen Siyu:???
"Taotaobao? Are you talking about that online shopping platform? I remember the news was that it was about to be squeezed out of existence by eBay or Yiqu?"
Ding Wei shook her head: "No, I'm living well."
If she hadn't really had nothing to buy recently, and the current logistics efficiency was average, she would probably have become the most online shopper in the school by now.
Chen Siyu opened the webpage and looked at it: "Huh? I have the same model of this toaster at home...it's only 58? Is it real? It costs more than 200 when we buy it back."
Ding Wei laughed: "It should be reliable now... You can talk to the seller carefully. I remember it should be very simple to register an online store now, and it doesn't require money or anything. Do you want to consider selling something on it?"
Chen Siyu's whole face wrinkled: "Then what should I sell? Universal charger, phone card, data cable, USB flash drive... these are not expensive to begin with!"
Ding Wei thought about the price she asked when she went to the post office to send something last time——
"Now it costs about one yuan to send a document bag, and five yuan if the cardboard box is not overweight. Anyway, it is not expensive to wholesale these things. Add the postage, and you can get 9 yuan 9, 15.9, 19.9, free shipping, etc...
Should I be able to make money?"
She has never opened an online store to do business, so she is just making random ideas now——
These days, people who know how to shop online are either looking for cheap prices, convenience, or novelty——
"For example, take that USB flash drive. You can also copy some movies, music, TV series, etc. into it, and then sell it as a gift. I remember that the boss of the store where you wholesale USB flash drives has these on his computer.
Buy a memory card and USB flash drive and copy at will..."
She remembered that there was a post on Zhihu later, saying that in the early 2000s, a high school student purchased a USB flash drive online, which contained a full tray of small color films, so that the online store once attracted all the male customers in the school...
It's been so long that I can't remember whether the post looked like this, but one thing cannot be denied - even in ten or twenty years, there will still be USB flash drives sold online, but the content has been changed -
"X's hottest song..."
"Hollywood gun version of hit movie..."
"xx music member song..."
Sales seem to be quite low.
Chen Siyu's eyes gradually brightened.
Ding Wei has really never done this kind of business. At this moment, she just said what she thought of: "You can also go to the wholesale market to wholesale those 9.9 autumn clothes and trousers, and sell them for 19.9/29.9/39.9 with free shipping..."
Chen Siyu was a little moved.
but……
"Does that mean I have to spend money to stock up on goods..."
This thing doesn't make much money to begin with, but if it costs her living expenses, if no one buys it, she won't be able to eat.
Ding Wei also hesitated——
To put it this way, she has no experience in business and does not understand the market conditions of this business!
Bai Shanshan started to think about it as she listened.
"It seems...it can be done."
She has never done business, but she has heard and heard it, and now she always thinks it sounds quite reliable.
She thought for a while and discussed with Chen Siyu: "I think it is very interesting to open an online store to do business! Think about it, no one knows anyone from all over the world, but people are willing to give money, and we are also willing to give them integrity
Doing business—"
Bai Shanshan was very interested: "Do you think it looks like those in martial arts novels, those who dare to avenge each other's life and death with a basket of eggs? Is it cool? It's so artistic!"
"Besides, there are a lot of things online, so how can someone choose us? Does it depend on some kind of fate?"
Ding Wei:……
From this perspective of analysis, she was resigned to losing.
By the way, is this the so-called "you and I have no chance at all, and we all rely on advertising space to spend money?"
Taotaobao advertising space is not expensive these days, right?
However, Chen Siyu was immediately abandoned and hesitated, and her heart surged——
"Yes! This is too fateful!"
However... she can make ends meet with a small amount of living expenses, but she is really afraid of breaking her bones when hoarding goods.
She was confused.
It's painful.
…
In a way, Bai Fushan is quite considerate.
She immediately came up with a new way——
"Let's do this! I will be an angel investor and invest in this business for you. If you lose money, you don't have to pay for it, but if you make money, you have to share it with me!"
Chen Siyu was stunned: "Is there such a good thing?"
After all, I’m not studying economics, so my usual discussions about business are just trivial matters——
"Isn't this the same as playing cards with your money, if you lose, it's yours, if you win, it's our share?"
Bai Shanshan was also stunned for a moment: "Is it still possible to play cards like this?"
Chen Siyu nodded: "Of course you can! My cousin often said this to my cousin when she played cards during the Chinese New Year - later my cousin kept losing, and he really couldn't afford to lose, hahaha!"
Bai Shanshan couldn't help but click her tongue: "That's really a bit too much to lose. My sister-in-law bets on horse racing. Every time she loses a game, she has to stop for half a year, and if she wins, she has to stop for a year... Before she got married, she gambled for six months in a row.
, and I can’t afford to lose..."
Chen Siyu:......
Her smile gradually disappeared.
Sorry, HKPC's "can't afford to lose" is not the same concept as their "can't afford to lose".
Ding Wei couldn't help laughing.
However, she also asked seriously: "Shanshan, are you serious? The money spent on this kind of small business is nothing to you, but to ordinary people, it is indeed a huge sum."
Bai Shanshan was very interested: "I think it's okay!"
“It’s so interesting to see fate in thousands of advertisements!”
Ding Wei:……
You also know that there are advertisements in the co-authorship.
The roommates were all so generous and took the initiative to invest, but Chen Siyu was so hesitant and hesitant!
Her eyes filled with excitement: "Shanshan, you and Weiwei are my nobles!"
Bai Shanshan proudly placed her hands on her hips.
Ding Wei looked at her chubby body without a waist and couldn't help but think about it -
After being reborn, the biggest golden finger may be Bai Fushan.
Oops, then I must work harder to help her lose weight! The bad habit of adding pasta before and after a meal must be eliminated.
The golden-fingered man needs to be healthy!
She watched Bai Shanshan and Chen Siyu seriously discussing how to set up an online store for private hair services, and she just felt that dormitory life was so wonderful!
As for what I was thinking about a few days ago about vacation rentals…
What kind of house to rent?
Isn’t it cool to apply to stay in school?
Also, if our roommates are so good, what will happen if we don’t get along well?
Just as this thought turned around, the dormitory door was suddenly pushed open.
Lu Li walked in.
The conversation between Chen Siyu and Bai Shanshan stopped here.
They are not as big-hearted as Ding Wei. They always feel that just ignoring them is enough——
It's not enough!
If you want to vent your anger or be evil-minded, be careful!
Especially Chen Siyu, she has figured out that Lu Li has a lot of money in her hands, and she cannot be asked to cut off the profitable business.
If it were before, Lu Li would definitely feel aggrieved, but today, she didn't care about it at all. Instead, she frowned with a tangled expression.
But his face turned red.
For the first time, he held a handful of red roses in his hand!
