Chapter Three Hundred and Fortieth Nine: So Will Test
The overturned Neptune was fearless and even raked over the car. When Bai Shanshan got out of bed angrily and fought with her, he took out the bag of potato chips.
"Didn't you swear that all these things were cleared away when you were losing weight?"
Bai Shanshan:......
Wow!
…
After struggling for a while, Ding Wei looked at the empty documents in front of her and couldn't help but sigh.
——"Beauty can harm the country."
Bai Shanshan didn't bother to talk to a scumbag like her anymore, so she grabbed the ladder and started to go to bed again.
"Wait a minute."
Ding Wei turned back and called her: "Did you skip the fat loss exercise today?"
Bai Shanshan, who was leaning on the ladder, was stiff all over.
"It's hot..." she murmured, like an oppressed little daughter-in-law in the old society.
"Didn't you say... we can do it at night?"
"But you didn't do anything this morning!"
Landlord Ding Wei said confidently: "Normally, it should be once in the morning and once in the evening."
"Are you sure you have the strength to train two sets at once at night?"
Bai Shanshan...
/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
With a pale face, she spread out her yoga mat again and stood on the ground.
"Fine."
The unscrupulous landowner is now like a dandy emperor, playing with the weak and pure little palace maid:
"Dance one for me to see."
Very unwillingly, Bai Shanshan opened the mp3, warming up while radiating hatred with her eyes.
Ding Wei shook her head proudly: "I can't write the paper, so you can't even think about having a good rest!"
Chen Siyu thought for a while: "This doesn't seem to have anything to do with me? I won't bother you. I still have to read an article."
Economics classes are not that easy either.
…
"Oh, of course there's nothing wrong with you."
Ding Wei looked at her and smiled sweetly.
The moment Chen Siyu was about to turn over and climb into bed, he suddenly asked again:
"Lu Li doesn't seem to go to the library much lately?"
Hey!
Speaking of this, Chen Siyu became excited.
She immediately got out of bed and analyzed with Ding Wei enthusiastically: "That's right. Not only did she not go to the library, she was not in the classroom either!"
"Where do you think he went during this time?"
"Went to the Internet cafe."
"I don't know if she's going to play games or watch movies. Hehe, she acts like a good student every day, thrashing around in the dormitory, and she always feels that we have delayed her study..."
"It's better now. The good student went to the Internet cafe by himself. Without her, I don't know how free I am."
Ding Wei just got up and started talking so much.
I think I've been holding it in for a long time.
But it’s normal, Chen Siyu is a domineering dormitory manager! As a result, when he accompanied the student union to inspect, his dormitory points were deducted...
It is simply a disgrace to her political career!
"You are slandering others."
Ding Wei said sincerely: "I used to stay in the library every day, and it didn't affect you."
"I bother."
Hot Siyu doesn’t like this at all:
"Yes, I was in the library before lights out. If I didn't clean up and wash up quickly when I came back, I would mess around with her in the middle of the night. She woke me up several times at 1:30 in the middle of the night. At that time, I really wanted to put my footbath on her face."
If she hadn't listened to Ding Wei's advice, she should have protested long ago.
It’s not that I’m afraid of getting into trouble, I’m just too lazy to cause trouble for myself.
As for the previous health inspection, Chen Siyu had to deal with her for the rest of her life.
Yes, she is such a stingy person.
Bai Shanshan was still stretching her arms and legs to the rhythm of the mp3, and her movements were slow and leisurely - at any rate, it would only last a moment.
Hearing this, he couldn't help but interject: "I know what he was doing at the Internet cafe. She went to practice typing."
"What?"
Ding Wei and Chen Siyu turned to look at her.
Bai Shanshan subconsciously stretched her legs again, and then said:
"I was on the upper bunk, and I saw that she had drawn the keyboard chart, stuck it in a book, and talked about it every day, with her fingers still pointing... Isn't it obvious that she was going to practice typing?"
"Does this require so much hard work?"
Communication expert Chen Siyu doesn't understand.
She now has her own computer. When she first took Bai Shanshan's computer, she discussed the settings of the online store and various situations with everyone on QQ. However, she was so popular that the chat messages came one after another.
one.
After discussing it for several days, won’t the speed increase?
Of course, it can't be compared to a hand speed monster like Ding Wei, but it's not as low as the bottom.
so……
"Hasn't she learned Pinyin?"
Bai Shanshan was also puzzled: "It seems that the root of Wubi is not memorized."
"so!"
Chen Siyu thought about it and came up with an unlikely possibility:
"Does she think of typing as going to school and learning to memorize words? Memorize the words first, understand their meaning, and then form sentences..."
First memorize the keyboard positions, then analyze the pinyin and practice it slowly, and then type?
The three of them looked at each other.
Maybe... this is really the way of thinking!
…
Chen Siyu had completely forgotten her original intention of going up to read the article, but now she whispered enthusiastically:
"Do you think she is practicing calligraphy so diligently in order to write novels online? Recently, everyone in the class said that the first place on the website received more than 30,000 yuan in royalties last month. She must have been greatly stimulated."
He looked like a thief.
Ding Wei's expression was a little strange.
"Isn't it because she practiced typing so hard to prepare for our computer exam?"
"What?"
Chen Siyu turned around suddenly: "Is our computer exam open?"
"Well," Ding Wei nodded: "This year, you can take the exam as a freshman."
Just get a certificate symbolically, there is no time limit until your senior year, and the exam content is very simple.
Moreover……
"There is also a high school entrance exam, right?"
Bai Shanshan wondered: "Do I have to take the college exam again? Everyone said it was very easy."
Speaking of this, Chen Siyu blushed a little.
"During our high school entrance examination, papers were copied all over the place, and we were not even given computer classes seriously. How could we be allowed to take the exam?"
"During the exam, I was typing too slowly and the time was about to run out. The invigilator was so anxious that he pulled me up and got in on his own."
After she finished speaking, she always felt that this kind of cheating in school was quite unbeautiful.
But when I looked at Ding Wei again, I saw that she also had an "I see" expression.
"you……"
Chen Siyu has a bold guess.
Ding Wei blinked:
"IM about the same."
The computer questions in the high school entrance examination are extremely simple, that is, typing requires speed. How could they, who have never taken a serious computer class, do this?
If the one-finger knocker flies away, I can't knock it at this speed!
Seeing that the time was about to pass, and she still had forty-five words left, the invigilator sat down next to her and marked her right away.
The two looked at each other.
…
Looking back, Bai Shanshan looked at them with wide eyes.
"Why is your college entrance examination like this?"
"Because, because..."
Chen Siyu is a little short of words.
She asked back: "Don't you copy during your general examination?"
Silly Baitian Bai Shanshan: "I don't know, I just did the questions myself."
Anyway...
Let’s skip this topic for now.
Chen Siyu asked: "If you didn't tell me, I almost forgot. It turns out that we also need to take the computer certificate. Do we need to take the Mandarin certificate? Let's do it together."
Ding Wei waved her hand.
"Forget it, I'm really busy this semester. Let's talk about it next semester."
He will be a sophomore next semester, so Lao Wang shouldn’t squeeze himself so hard, right?
Chen Siyu sighed: "That's right. I'm really busy this semester and don't have the time."
But she plans to go to coastal cities for inspection during her vacation next semester. The factory is really going to be completed, so next semester is expected to be even busier...
Where did the time come from?
"How can this be worse than high school?"
"It's really not as miserable as high school."
Bai Shanshan said seriously: "In high school, my brother hired so many tutors for me, and they took turns giving lectures every day. I almost died!"
"Stop talking," Chen Siyu clapped her hands quickly: "Let's dance and do exercises."
Bai Shanshan:......
She reluctantly performed individual forward bends.
…
Is this the end of the topic?
of course not.
Chen Siyu's desire for gossip started again, and she asked again:
"Then you said that Lu Li's articles are being serialized in every issue of the magazine. Why do I think her life seems to be getting more and more embarrassing? She hasn't bought any new clothes this summer... Could it be that she hasn't received the royalties yet?
Bar?"
"Not that much."
Ding Wei has said it several times!
Moreover, Guomu also said that the royalties have not been paid.
It seems that only about one-third of the riots occurred during the Chinese New Year period.
It is said that many authors are still making trouble.
It's not like Ding Wei has never seen someone who is too horny, but if he is too horny, he has to eat.
Why would she continue to write a manuscript of hundreds of thousands of words when she couldn't get a penny for it?
Isn't this something only a fool would do?
But then I thought about it, those people who were trapped in MLM and various p2p routines in the later period may not have this kind of mentality...
It's really possible.
Chen Siyu was still muttering and analyzing: "You said that if she really plans to write novels online, should she go to Weiwei's website?"
"Does she know that's your website? Oh my God! Why do I want to laugh so much when I think of her signing a contract with you as a writer?"
Ding Wei:……
Ding Wei also has some.
But she still coughed dryly: "You should keep your mouth shut. She has too much self-esteem. Don't push her. Otherwise, if she does something, you won't be able to prevent her."
"I know I know."
Chen Siyu rolled her eyes.
"I didn't know she was mentally ill the first day, so I would definitely be careful. There is a saying on the Internet that says: Thank you roommate for not killing her."
"We're not that scary, but we can't be completely defenseless."
"Look at the writing of her new novel, which portrays her brother, sister-in-law, and parents as the best... Some say it was made up, but everything restores the image of her family. If it weren't for Weiwei, you would follow me
After talking about the people in his family, I thought she was really soaked in bitter water..."
"Who knew that all the honey from the whole family was given to her alone, and she turned into a pervert."
This metaphor...
Ding Wei looked at her watch:
"It's already two o'clock."
She looked at Chen Siyu with a wicked smile: "Don't you want to read your article yet?"
Chen Siyu reacted, holding her head and screaming "Ah" at this moment.
"I also have to hand in analysis this afternoon!!!"
He said that he climbed onto the upper bunk on his hands and knees.
Thirty seconds later, she suddenly popped her head out of the upper bunk again.
"Weiwei, you are so treacherous! If you can't see it yourself, don't you want to let me see it?"