Not to mention that Assistant Teacher Xiao Li planned to write a very good story that would shock the world and make us cry ghosts and gods. His mode of thinking was a bit difficult for Lao Wang to understand.
"oops!"
He waved his hand and chased the honest young man away: "Your idea is a bit too advanced. How can I accept it at my age? Don't scare me out... No, no, you should go back to your girlfriend
Let’s discuss it.”
What is this young man thinking? Five thousand years of Chinese culture is not enough to describe it. He chose this terrible story to describe it.
Assistant coach Xiao Li quickly said:
"Professor Wang, it's not that I don't want to discuss it with my girlfriend, but as you know, I just made a mistake that all men in the world like to make--"
Seeing Lao Wang's eyes widen, he followed up and said:
"That's bragging."
Assistant Teacher Xiao Li said sheepishly: "I have already told her that I have conceived a good story. Let's discuss it with her again...it's not obvious that I have some ideas for this story!"
Lao Wang blew his beard and stared: "But your ghost story——"
How can you accept calling him an old man?
Professor Lao Wang has been a hero and a brave man all his life, but he doesn’t like this.
…
"No ghost stories, no ghost stories!"
Assistant Professor Xiao Li waved his hands repeatedly - he is a serious university graduate, and the stories he writes now are of course very in line with the national conditions and social ideals.
"This is just a fantasy story that does not involve any feudal superstition. It is all about mediocrity and a guilty conscience."
His every word is sonorous.
"And this is an imaginary world. You know imaginary, it is a very popular setting in online novels. I just accidentally saw it two days ago... This world does not exist in the first place, I made it up out of thin air!"
Lao Wang waved his hand: "Go, go, go! I'm the only one who writes about time travel, how can I still know how to stand up? I also know quantum mechanics."
How did Ding Wei come up with that slogan?
Indecisiveness, quantum mechanics...
"Don't talk nonsense with me! Xiao Li, let me tell you from my actual experience that you can't come up with anything just by discussing. A novice wants to write a long story. He doesn't have to say anything. He can only tell you one word at a time.
The writing of words.”
"You won't be able to get started until you tell a complete story."
"As for whether this story is good or not, it depends on accumulation on the one hand, and talent on the other hand... No matter how good you discuss it with me, it's useless if you can't write the feeling."
…
This is true.
Assistant Professor Xiao Li, who is engaged in literature, had indeed written a few sour poems before, as his girlfriend said, and it was not uncommon for him to have so many words in his mind that he could not hold back a single word when writing.
He put away the manuscript and said solemnly:
"Okay, professor, excuse me, I'll go back and write it first. Later, why don't I send the beginning to your email and we can discuss it further?"
Lao Wang was a little hesitant.
"Then what... If you start with a very vicious ghost, I won't read it. As a person like me, there's nothing more than a red heart pointing towards the sun. I can't accept this... this..."
Assistant Professor Xiao Li nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, don't worry. In a scientific society, how can there be any supernatural beings? They are all made up. I have to go back and check the information."
Well, what should I write about the first story?
The inspiration comes from Xiaopang, but it is born out of Xiaopang and is far more exciting than Xiaopang.
Why not just write about the fat girl in the village who was playing in the mud at the door when she suddenly heard someone calling her name.
"Panpan..."
The little fat girl Panpan responded immediately and turned around.
A feeling of dizziness hit me instantly.
When he opened his eyes again, blue and purple lines suddenly appeared on the child's white and tender cheeks...
She raised her lips and showed a weird smile...
Assistant Teacher Xiao Li was thinking as he walked out: The beginning of a story like this should work, right?
Can I sign a contract?
Go back and revise, polish and polish...
…
This person just came out of the yard, and saw a "biu" sound, and water arrows were flying in front of him as soon as they arrived.
The little fat man held his long-handled water gun with one hand like a soldier. He looked at him arrogantly, finally made a disdainful sound from his nose, turned around and walked away casually.
——What's so great about adults?
The job was still taken away from me, and there was no future.
He's a little fat guy, he won't be limited by these little things, he will definitely be a great hero in the future!
He wants to develop the world's largest water gun, which can pump water out every day, all year round!
snort.
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…
Ding Wei is either studying or catching up on manuscripts every day. The days pass by and it turns out to be quite regular.
Generally speaking, apart from not having to change classrooms frequently, it seems to be no different from school life.
Oh, there is still a difference.
It's more enjoyable here. You don't have to go to the cafeteria to eat every day, and the food in the hotel is really delicious. Thanks to Bai Shanshan for not being squeamish, otherwise how could she bear to eat in the cafeteria every day?
If she hadn't received a call from her boyfriend thanking her, she would never have been able to get out of this wonderful state.
When she saw the phone ringing, she was stunned——
Oh, it turns out I have a boyfriend.
Let’s take another look at the messages between the two of them every day——
It's so strange. Did you really send it by yourself?
She looked at the red-covered book on the table again and couldn't help but shook her head:
Alas, learning has misled me.
I am so eager to learn!
…
On the other end of the phone, Xie Yan's joyful voice came:
"Weiwei, we're on vacation!"
Ding Wei was stunned.
"Have all the projects been completed?"
Xie Yan was silent for a moment: "No."
How can it be so fast? I estimate it will take another two years.
It's just that the latest stage has progressed rapidly, so the entire team has three days off.
It's only been three days.
Ding Wei thought:
Climbing the Great Wall is not enough.
After all, it takes one day to prepare for climbing and one week to repair your body.
However, this is also the longest vacation that my boyfriend has taken since he joined the project team. When she realized it, she was really happy.
"That's great. Do you have a day off today? I'll drive to pick you up."
After speaking thoughtfully, she suddenly felt that something was not right, but Ding Wei thought about it for a while and couldn't figure it out.
At this moment, he simply stood up, packed his backpack, and stuffed the car keys into it.
Xie Yan was also obedient on the other end: "I'll be on vacation in the afternoon. I'll pack up my things and wait for you."
It wasn't until the car was on the road that Ding Wei realized why she wanted her girlfriend to pick up her boyfriend.
Shouldn't it be the boyfriend picking up the girlfriend?
Is there a little bit of a problem with their way of getting along?
No, I have to tell Xie Yan that it’s very Buddhist for two people to fall in love.
…
When Xie Yan hung up the phone, he saw Senior Brother Zhou looking at him quietly.
To be honest, every time Weiwei came over, she would look at him like this. Xie Yan felt almost immune now.
But the immunity rules are immune, but Senior Brother Zhou has a very magical skill. The meaning of his eyes can be different every time!
This makes people a little unbearable.
Xie Yan couldn't help but tremble all over, thinking of the other party's recent crazy state of turning love failure into work progress, and quickly opened the topic:
"Senior Brother Zhou, where will you go back later? Why don't I send you back first?"
Senior Brother Zhou looked at him with vicissitudes of life:
"Forget it, I'm alone, where should I go? Just stay in the dormitory."
Xie Yan:……
Looking at this accusing and resentful state, I didn’t know it, but I thought I had given up on Senior Brother Zhou at first!
Xie Yan really couldn't resist, so he quickly said a few polite words:
"Okay, senior brother, you can have a good rest in the dormitory. Weiwei will pick me up later and we will go back."
"etc."
Senior Brother Zhou called him to stop.
"Don't you think there's something wrong with your relationship now?"
He suddenly stared at Xie Yan, his eyes bright.
Xie Yan was stunned for a moment, then a little confused: "I don't think so!"
Senior Brother Zhou:......
…
He snorted coldly: "You guys don't look like you're in a serious relationship at all!"
After all, the other party was someone who had been there before. Xie Yan was actually a little too nervous about falling in love for the first time, so he listened patiently now——
Although Brother Zhou's love affair failed, failure is the mother of success. As long as there are enough stepmothers, you can always accumulate experience.
You won’t suffer any loss if you listen to it.
Senior Brother Zhou is still talking:
"...How can you be in love and just rely on text messages and phone calls to solve the pain of lovesickness? Didn't she think of staying by your side from morning to night? Didn't you crazily want to be around her whenever you had time?
?”
Xie Yan thought about it carefully, and finally said helplessly: "I think so, but Brother Zhou, we don't make idol dramas, so how can we live together as two people all day long? Weiwei and I have to spend our whole lives together.
of."
After he finished speaking, he returned his hand and stabbed his brother in both sides:
"Besides, Senior Brother Zhou, if you have enough money, your girlfriend won't run away even if she looks at your money."
"You're talking nonsense!" Senior Brother Zhou retorted: "Then she is with me just for my money? What's the point of such a love?"
…
Xie Yan thought to himself: You know it yourself, why can't you let go?
He was serious: "You're talking nonsense. There are so many rich people. If it's not love, why does she only like your money?"
Senior Brother Zhou:...Woo!
He knew this was wrong, but why couldn't he refute it?
And after thinking about it twice, it actually makes sense?!
No, he must have received the wrong brainwashing package.
The fragile man almost cried, but he still held it back for the sake of face.
And once again emphasized his point of view.
"You're talking too rationally, it's not going to work."
He pointed out:
"Falling in love itself is a momentary heartbeat, a continuous impulse, and all irrationality and impossibility."
"You two fell in love, but you still managed to retain your own thoughts and ideas, and you were able to accept the separation so peacefully..."
"This must not be love!"
Senior Brother Zhou is categorical.
…
Xie Yan:……
He said helplessly: "Senior Brother Zhou, everyone has a different personality."
"According to my personality, if it were a year ago, I wouldn't have chatted with you at all."
He is warm-hearted and cold-hearted, but he actually doesn't like to deal with people, and he has a disguised face for everyone. Over time, it has become a habit.
It was the recent high-intensity work and changed emotional state that allowed him to slowly integrate into everyone.
Xie Yan himself couldn't explain how such a healthy family and living environment could develop such a character like his.
It seems that some things and certain personalities are always innate.
…
How could the words of thanks from a year ago be like this?
So when he fell in love with Ding Wei and bravely took the leap, it was already the most irrational thing in his life.
And Weiwei... Although she didn't say much, Xie Yan knew that Weiwei actually thought more about things than he did and was full of strong resistance to interpersonal relationships.
She seems to be able to talk to anyone, but in fact she is very defensive.
It happened that Weiwei was able to suddenly confess to him at a crowded barbecue stall. For Xie Yan, this kind of sincerity far exceeded any entanglement and emotion in the world.
There will never be anyone else so close to him and so in tune with him.
…
Therefore, the brief separation does not mean anything. Both people are working hard for their future lives, which makes them full of fighting spirit and more active.
As for whether I miss you or not...
I definitely miss it, but I can send messages if I have time, and if I don’t have time, I can send messages if I don’t have time to wait. If that doesn’t work... I can occasionally video chat.
In the past, carriages and horses were slow, and didn’t days pass by day by day?
Nowadays there are so many ways, so what else is there to say?
…
Of course, there is no way to tell Senior Brother Zhou about such deep thoughts.
Xie Yan could only sigh: "Senior brother, everyone's personality is different, and we are not the slimy ones."
Senior Brother Zhou snorted coldly: "Don't try to deceive yourself. Your relationship has faded because you are too rational. In addition, the two of you have been separated for a long time. I'm afraid it won't be long before your girlfriend discovers a better boy in the school."
!”
"More considerate than you, more generous than you, and can always be by her side..."
As I talked, my nose actually started to feel sore!
Senior Brother Zhou's eyes turned red, and he quickly took two deep breaths to prevent his grievances from being exposed.
The head is green and the burden on the soul is so heavy.
Seeing him like this, Xie Yan couldn't say anything more. At this moment, he could only sigh helplessly again: "Then what do you want to do, senior brother?"
Senior Brother Zhou is quite experienced and doesn’t hide his secrets at all: “You must find the right opportunity, try your best to act coquettishly with her, make unreasonable troubles with her, and pester her every minute and every second... Only in this way can she be a complete person.
It all belongs to you, and no one else will take advantage of it!"
Xie Yan was stunned.
"But……"
He murmured: "Senior Brother Zhou, your girlfriend did treat you like this, and you were indeed not taken advantage of by others, but she herself...is with someone else."
silence.
The silent atmosphere is less awkward.
Senior Brother Zhou stared at him with wide eyes and suddenly whimpered:
"Hey..."
…
Amidst Brother Zhou's cries, Ding Wei arrived in time.
When he received the text message, Xie Yan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Seeing that the other party still looked frustrated, he quickly advised: "Brother, my girlfriend is here, but this box of information is a bit heavy, why don't you help me carry it down."
This is too sentimental!
There must be not enough work.
People, you must exercise more.
No matter it's the brain or the body, when you are half tired, you have no time to think about anything.
I miss him Xie Xiuer...
Bah, no!
Thanks!
I want to thank him. During this period of time, I have been studying and working. I have been so busy that I am almost cultivating immortality. I have no time to think about these messy things.
I haven’t looked at funds and stocks for a few months, and I don’t know whether I am losing money or making money, and whether I will be able to scrape together renovation expenses at the end of the year...
Alas, life is really stressful.
——He also wants to buy a big villa.
…
When Ding Wei got out of the car, she found Senior Brother Zhou holding a big box with an expressionless and gloomy face.
"What's going on? Has his ex-girlfriend harassed him again?"
This thank you is really unclear.
In the past month, he has joined another project team and has no longer cooperated with Senior Brother Zhou. He is so busy every day that he has no time to worry about other people's grievances and disputes.
Anyway, no matter whether his girlfriend comes to harass him or not, Senior Brother Zhou will not let him go easily.
…
While he was talking, Senior Brother Zhou was already stuffing things into the back seat like a marionette.
At this moment, he sighed and patted Xie Yan on the shoulder:
"Xiao Xie, you must remember what I said. It is easy to lose passion if you live a stagnant life. If you don't be impulsive, entangled, and unreasonable...how can you enjoy the beauty of love?"
Ding Wei...?
What's the meaning?
Looking at Xie Yan again, he also looked thoughtful and seemed a little moved.
Xie Yan thought about it - after all, young girls should all like romance. No matter how mature Weiwei looks, she will inevitably have some beautiful dreams belonging to girls in her heart.
He had seen before that Weiwei liked houses and belonging to a home, but she had already bought the house herself...
Then, why don't you try to act like a coquettish and unreasonable person like Senior Brother Zhou said?
He looked at Ding Wei, his eyes a little eager to try.
…
What are you doing?
Ding Wei was still wondering when she saw a taxi parked in the distance, and a girl with long hair got out of the taxi. The girl ran all the way and was rushing towards her.
"Baby! How can you be so cruel! So unfeeling!"
The other party's voice sounded like crying, which really made the listeners cry and the listeners sad.
but……
Who is the baby?
Who are you calling baby?
The two of them were wondering when they saw that Senior Brother Zhou next to them had completely fallen into a state of despair. At this moment, they couldn't help but take two steps forward——
"Xiaoya..."
Ding Wei immediately became energetic.
At this moment, he put the pile of information he had just received from Xie Yan back into his arms, and walked in front of Senior Brother Zhou in two steps.
He took a step across and directly blocked Senior Brother Zhou behind him.
When the girl with long flowing hair rushed over, she had already put on a posture of obvious resistance and was very aggressive.
"Who are you?"
"What do you want from our baby?"
…
Speaking of which, I'm afraid this is also a talent.
Xiaoya, with her long hair fluttering, called "baby" in her mouth, which was a gentle circle of love.
Ding Wei said "baby", that feeling...
Xie Yan couldn't even feel jealous around him - it was like a mother calling herself a son.
Full of iron-bloodedness and indifference of traditional maternal love.
Fortunately, Xiaoya didn't notice this. At this moment, she just looked at Senior Brother Zhou who was trying hard to control himself with a tight expression, and stamped his high heels on the ground:
"Baby! Why didn't you answer the phone? Why did you change your mind so quickly? Did you never love me at all?!"
She pointed at Ding Wei: "You bought her a diamond ring, a bag, and clothes, but you didn't even buy me a diamond ring..."
I have a pretty good memory.
It's been a month since my last phone call.
Ding Wei raised her chin next to her:
"Loved me. After all, who didn't fall in love with one or two scumbags when they were young?"
She turned around and taught Brother Zhou earnestly: Yu Huaixue
"Baby, how many times have I told you not to look for a girlfriend in the trash... Look at what you found here, there is no merit at all."
Xie Yan tried very hard to hold back his laughter.
When he heard these words, it was like a mother educating her children:
"Baby, don't play in the mud if you have nothing to do..."
…
Senior Brother Zhou opened his mouth and faced his ex-girlfriend's angry yet cute expression. He couldn't help but feel a little lost at this moment.
After all, after so many years of relationship, he could still have some sense or two over the phone. But now face to face, he couldn't help but become soft-hearted again.
However, the positioning words also sound very interesting - don't look for a girlfriend in the garbage dump, this is so novel!
Thinking about my ex-girlfriend, I gave him a cuckold!
What self-respecting man can endure such humiliation?
He whimpered and covered his face with his hands.
——As long as my speed is fast enough, the gravity of the earth cannot catch my tears!
Senior Brother Zhou thought sadly.
…
Ding Wei looked at Xiaoya proudly.
"Is it because the new boyfriend is not as generous with his money as he is with the baby?"
"Or have you broken up? Want to try turning back again?"
"Oh, our baby is just too stupid. All the money I spent on you... But it doesn't matter. I specifically consulted a lawyer and he said that if it is a gift, you can ask for it back as long as you file a lawsuit."
"Originally, it would be embarrassing to talk about being cuckolded. We don't want to get entangled in it. We just want to lose money and avoid disaster. Anyway, the baby has a bright future and we can earn it back at any time."
"But you made a scene in front of the company. I came to pick up the baby and bumped into you today. Have you been here many times when I wasn't here?"
When she said that the gifted items could be recovered by filing a lawsuit, the girl was already a little panicked.
When I heard Ding Wei's question, I was so flustered that I forgot my original purpose and quickly waved my hand and shook my head:
"No, no, it's my first time here too! He didn't say where it was before."
Mainly because she wasn't interested at that time and just wanted to use money to buy gifts, so even if Senior Brother Zhou wanted to tell her, she never listened.
"oh."
Ding Wei is tall, and now she can gain the upper hand even if she is wearing sneakers, which makes her even more imposing.
"That's it."
"Then these are all his colleagues. If you come here two more times, won't everyone know about the cheating?"
She also imitated the other party's pretentious stomping: "Are they all going to laugh at the baby being cuckolded?!"
"Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed by this. No matter what, I can't let you take advantage of this - if you pester the baby again, I will file a lawsuit!"
"Baby, I have spent tens of thousands of dollars on you over the years. The court will definitely order you to pay back all of it!"
Ding Wei asked her clearly last time. Senior Brother Zhou's salary is not low. His girlfriend has been with him for three years and there is not a penny left.
Really counting, almost 200,000 yuan has been spent.
Alas, why can't even good girls touch such a stupid man?
When Xiaoya heard this, she immediately became anxious, and now she turned around hard to see Senior Brother Zhou's face.
"Baby! Why are you like this? Why is your girlfriend so bad, why is she bullying me? You, a grown man, gave something to your girlfriend, and you have to file a lawsuit to get it back. How shameless are you?"
Ding Wei snorted coldly: "You have disgraced our baby, why should I take advantage of you! I already told you that if you pester me like this, you will definitely file a lawsuit. Anyway, I still have the purchase records at that time."
snort!
Xiaoya stamped her foot hard again.
"Baby, have you seen the true face of this woman? She talks about money! She is with you not because of your excellence, but because you are rich!"
"You're talking nonsense!"
Senior Brother Zhou suddenly put down his hands and shouted at Xiaoya with red eyes: "This must be true love! If it's not true love, why would there be so many rich people in the world lying to me?"
