He Huai carried back a small pine tree from the road and decided to plant it on the highest point of the two hills. Zhao Liangyu was really shocked.
He looked left, right, and down, and the pine tree seemed to be quite ordinary.
Aren't Master Ahuai determined to find a rare species as a target?
Although regardless of their identity as monsters, the ones in the back mountain are not too rare.
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But if he wasn't the target, would this stingy guy be willing to plant a pine tree on the top of a mountain?
That must not be possible!
…
Mr. Ahuai is extremely free and easy.
Of course she wants good varieties, but she has never seen this Zhiyang pine tree that grew up on a shaded road!
It's also quite rare.
If the two of them were in love, it would be considered a cross-border communication, which would be very honorable.
She then told Zhao Liangyu:
"Arrange good people and plant it well."
The little pine tree twisted its branches on her shoulders and said shyly:
"No, no, no, everything in the human world requires money, right? I grow my own."
Zhao Liangyu:......
This is not necessary.
As soon as he pressed the intercom, he called the security team patrolling the mountain.
The team of veterans were on duty at the moment. They were watching the boss arrange for them to plant trees again. Their expressions were distorted and they looked particularly strange.
——I don’t know what the hobby of this tree is. Does it like to write love poems? Or does it like to listen to poems?
After the group of people carefully protected the tree monster up the mountain, Zhao Liangyu asked curiously:
"Lord Ahuai, is this your partner?"
He Huai nodded.
"It must be. Can't I let him enter my territory and suck my spiritual energy? Pine cones are not valuable."
Zhao Liangyu:......
Although, he really didn't guess Master Ahuai's style wrong.
So he nodded thoughtfully.
"In that case, why not give him a task first - raise a nest of squirrels on the tree. Let your target nourish them and make them more beautiful. I will ask the operation team to create an Internet celebrity squirrel."
Zhao Liangyu did not stumble at all when he started skinning:
"You can make a lot of money by making this video now."
Of course Ah Huai didn’t disagree!
It's just raising squirrels, it's not like cheating on other trees and falling in love with them. It's completely trivial.
But she quickly thought about it again:
"Liangyu, I still have to arrange a job for you - you see, I have several partners now, and sometimes I can't take care of their feelings. Will they feel lonely and cold like a tree?
"
Master Ahuai is also a good monster who is constantly learning.
"I recently surfed the Internet at night and learned a way to improve efficiency, which is called time management!"
"It's okay, please make a schedule for me. I'll see when I can contact those trees to express my feelings."
Zhao Liangyu looked strange, and his eyes suddenly showed subtle sympathy.
But soon, he still had a consistent smile on his face.
"That's not necessary, Master Ahuai, you have to have confidence in your charm."
"Besides, I don't get paid for nothing. My job content also includes emotional counseling. Your partners are now well placed in the back mountain. There are no problems at all. You don't need to worry about it."
As time goes by and there are more partners, Mr. Ahuai can no longer remember how many partners he has.
But, no matter how many there are, the new one must be the best, so she nodded appreciatively:
My Ah Huai is indeed too outstanding!
The employees who were hired casually with a basket of corn a day are really excellent!
And Zhao Liangyu looked at her retreating back and breathed a sigh of relief.
——How many monsters are there on the mountain now?
A big banyan tree, which failed to date and was trafficked, is in love with a foreign lobster spirit to promote the production of crayfish.
A ginkgo tree saddens the spring and autumn every day and writes love poems. Currently, we are working hard to create a ginkgo leaf shooting spot and create new achievements for the KPI of the villa.
There is also a jacaranda tree, which has a long flowering period. It has become a popular tourist attraction in Baihua Villa, and its short video has also attracted a lot of traffic.
There is also a kapok, which is the lover of the ginkgo tree. Now it is singing a folk song with a bamboo seedling obsessively.
What else is coming?
Oh, the new little pine tree.
From now on, it will be used as a growth base for Squirrel Internet celebrities.
Customers can't resist this big, fluffy-tailed thing. I believe the mountain villa's dried fruit business can be further improved.
As for the soybean essence bag that is still growing soybeans...
Alas, this kind of crop cannot meet Lady Ahuai’s standards. After all, she is a racially discriminatory locust tree.
There is also a Lai Meili, which is quite useful for eating mosquitoes.
Thinking about it this way, the entire Baihua Villa has been developed to the extreme by him!
Zhao Liangyu couldn't help but feel complacent.
But in an instant, he came back to his senses and couldn't help but want to give himself a slap in the face——
It really kills the workers.
I still feel happy in this kind of life, but when I think that I won’t be able to escape even through death, shouldn’t I live without love?
…
The only person who is more hopeless than Zhao Liangyu is of course the human security team.
The security team groaned and carried the small pine tree to the top of the mountain. Along the way, several people looked sneaky and moved lightly, twisting and turning, trying their best to avoid the tree that was always inviting people.
The ginkgo tree of love poetry.
It's a pity that the monster's ability is even better, and the ginkgo tree recently found a new honeysuckle partner.
Good guy, although that honeysuckle tree has not matured, its root system spreads deep and its branches and leaves extend in all directions. You don't have to be very good at spreading news!
Before reaching the top of the mountain, several people from the security team were forced to carry the tree and return to the big ginkgo.
The big ginkgo is quite polite.
"Oh, this is a pine tree. Brother, would you like to read poetry with me?"
…
The little pine tree woke up in a daze, and saw the thick branches of the ginkgo tree in front of it, and couldn't help but feel envious——
The locust tree really didn't lie to me.
Human territory is indeed nourishing.
One day, it can grow so strong and big.
but……
"Read poetry, what poetry do you read?"
Thinking of the few words in his memory, he shook the green pine needles excitedly:
"I know, I know. Many poets like to praise me!"
"At that time, people didn't know the Lingyun tree, and they waited until Lingyun became the master."
"This is what you praise me for!"
Big Ginkgo:……
He suddenly felt a sense of grievance——
"Am I not good-looking? Am I not good enough? Why don't I hear these people writing poems to praise me?!"
He was so sad that he couldn't help himself. The branches all over his body were shaking, and another yellow leaf fell.
The security captain was shocked and quickly advised
"No, no, it's not the time for your leaves to fall yet! The next group of tourist attractions will open tomorrow!"
However, the big ginkgo only felt that its dignity was insulted and just dropped the leaves frantically, shaking its whole body with a loud splash:
"I won't listen, I won't listen!"
"I'm so beautiful, but I can't even compare to a pine tree. No one wrote a poem to praise me. I don't even have a poem in my memory——"
He was hoarse.
"Bullshit!"
The security captain opened his mobile phone and operated like a tiger, and finally searched out a few poems with ginkgo in the browser.
"There are many, there are many."
"It's just that you are restrained in your brilliance, and poets praise you for being restrained - so, just wait until we have settled the pine tree, and then we will read the poem to you."
They paid too much for the KPI of the villa.
The big ginkgo choked up:
"Really? Is there really poetry? Is it like ancient poetry?"
"Yes Yes!"
Now that the security captain has been trained, he can bite the bullet and say something about tasting. At this moment, he doesn't care about three-seven-twenty-one, or any seven-character or five-character quatrains in ancient style... Anyway, it's just one movement, nodding his head repeatedly.
"Yes, you are so good, you must have."
The big ginkgo finally felt relieved and let out a long sigh:
"Well, you go and settle in your new neighbors first. When you come down later, you can teach me the rhythm and obliqueness of ancient poetry."
The security captain who graduated from high school:...
It’s really hard to get a salary these days!
The little pine tree is also a little bit ready to move.
"I also want to..." Xuexue Poetry.
The security captain was all excited!
The nerves that have been tortured by love poems for the past six months have been broken with a bang!
He quickly interrupted Xiao Songshu:
"Do you also want to fall in love? There is a rhododendron on the top of the mountain. I will introduce her to you and plant you next to her!"
Little Pine Tree:......
There was nothing on the shaded path. He was so big, and there was only his own tree nearby, let alone azaleas.
At this moment, the simple little tree who had just entered the city could no longer think of any poems or anything like that. He could only nod his head and shake the pine needles in the same way.
