Chapter Two Hundred and Eighty-Fifth I Bulge (Fuck Duck)! Purple Mom!
"Don't cry, Youmeng, be good~ don't cry."
The white and jade-like palms gently stroked Youmu's soft silver-white short hair. Yakumo looked lovingly at Youmu who was holding her tail and her body was shaking. She really didn't know how much this child usually sacrificed to feed Yuyuko-sama.
How much.
When he thought that in order to feed Yuyuko-sama, Youmu not only owed Onozuka Komachi a debt that would take hundreds of years to repay, but also had to take care of such a large White Tama Building alone, Yakumo Purple felt that she only needed to debug the upcoming
It was so easy to establish the Hakurei Great Barrier Structure and take care of Orange and Yakumo Murasaki who was evolving into the Yokai Sage.
"Youmu, I won't eat so much from now on!"
At this time, Yuyuko, who had been coquettishly talking to Murasaki just now, floated over and hugged Youmu, with an extremely determined expression on her face. Only she knew how determined she was when she just said those words!
"Master Yuyuko, you can't! In the worst case, I'll borrow some from Komachi..."
Hearing Yuyuko's words, Youmu quickly let go of the soft tail in his arms and turned to look at Yuyuko. As the master of the White Jade Pavilion, how could he let Master Yuyuko starve?
"Youmu..."
"Lord Youyouzi..."
"Actually, Youyuko shouldn't have to worry about food in the future."
At this time, Yakumo Murasaki interrupted Yuyuko and Youmu who were looking at each other affectionately. Looking at the two people who looked back at her with confused expressions, Murasaki covered her small mouth and smiled, and stretched out her finger to point at Lu Qiming's face in the gap.
Back view.
"If we haven't guessed wrong, this self-proclaimed immortal Lu Qiming is actually a god, and his divine kingdom is in his body. There are endless delicacies in any divine kingdom. As long as you catch him Youyouzi, you can eat as much as you want in the future.
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Yakumo Purple looked at Lu Qiming, who was looking in the direction of her gap with a sneer on his face, and smiled slightly. As a gap monster, she had sensed the strange fluctuations when Lu Qiming took out the ingredients from his dantian for the first time.
As a top-level monster, she has fought with many gods and is very familiar with the aura of the Kingdom of God. Although she doesn’t know why Lu Qiming placed the Kingdom of God in his body, instead of just like other gods according to his priesthood.
Open up the kingdom of God in the right place.
But Yakumo Murasaki doesn't care much about this kind of thing. She only cares about one thing, and that is to arrest this guy who is obviously not from this world, ask for information about other worlds, and at the same time empty out his divine kingdom.
As for Lu Qiming's opinion, it has nothing to do with Yakumo Zi.
You must know that she is a monster, and she is the top monster. As long as she wants to get or do something, no one can stop her!
"But Zi, didn't you say that this god named Lu Qiming is so strong that we can't defeat him? What should we do?"
At this time, Yuyuko tilted her head and looked at Zi with a cute expression. She came to Zi this time because Yakumo Zi noticed that the power system in Lu Qiming's body was completely different from this world.
It is precisely because of the different power systems that Yakumo Zi can only perceive that Lu Qiming has reached the level of a god, but he does not know exactly where Lu Qiming's strength has reached. That's why Yun Zi peeps at Lu Qiming first and calls him a good friend.
Jiyouyouyouzi is here.
If Lu Qiming really followed the gap to find him, he would be in front of three top-level monsters and a Youmeng who had just reached the level of a monster.
"Then talk to him. From this period of observation, we found that the guy named Lu Qiming should have been a human before he became a god, and even ordinary people and little monsters can live in peace. Then maybe he can live in peace with us.
And from the way he looked before, he seems to know our existence. It's really interesting that a being from another world knows about us.
Besides, if we can’t defeat him, aren’t there others? I believe the Tyrant of Flowers, the Sage of the Moon, King Yama and the Lord of the Demon Realm... they must be very curious about this guy too.”
Yakumo Purple stared at Lu Qiming in the gap with deep eyes. From what Lu Qiming said before, it seemed that he knew a lot about them. It was really because of this that Yakumo Purple didn't appear directly in front of him when he discovered Lu Qiming before.
in front of.
After all, for a being equal to yourself, if the other party fully understands all of your powers, but you know nothing about him... then the outcome of the battle is needless to say.
"Oh~ come on Zi, I want to eat now!"
Yuyuko felt relieved when she heard Zi say this. As for what Zi wants to do, Yuyuko has never seen her fail since she met her, and I believe it will be the same this time.
"Don't worry, leave it to us!"
Zi playfully blinked at Yuyuko, and a dark crack appeared behind her. A pair of strange blood-colored eyes in the crack stared at the back of Inland Qiming in the gap in front of Zi.
"Um!?"
Instantly, Lu Qiming, who was alert to his surroundings, noticed something was wrong. The sense of peeping that usually only came from one direction was now gone.
"If you can't help but plan to take action, then I want to see who you are!"
Lu Qiming stood up with a sneer, and before Inuyasha and the others could react, he directly received them into the Dantian world. The next battle was not something they could participate in, and even just watching would be killed by the aftermath.
In order not to be distracted for a while, Lu Qiming decided to put them in a safe place in advance.
"Ah la la, do you think we will take action against that half-demon and human?"
Opposite Lu Qiming, Yi Zhi's huge blood-colored eyes opened. From the dark crack, a beautiful blond girl slowly walked out holding a parasol. She sat opposite Lu Qiming like an old acquaintance and looked at him.
"..."
For a moment, Lu Qiming was stunned on the spot. The air became solid, all the sounds in the forest disappeared and became extremely silent. Everything around him lost its color, leaving only the blond girl sitting opposite.
"Ah la la, haven't you been looking for us? Why did you stop talking when you saw me?"
Yakumo Purple acted as if she was seeing a young girl who was pursuing a little girl and a boy who was pursuing her. Her beautiful face had a slight blush, and her big talkative eyes looked at Lu Qiming with a smile.
"I'm swollen! Zi Ma!"
The next second, Lu Qiming's shocked screams resounded through the sky. Under Zi's surprised eyes, he rushed directly in front of her and stared at him. His completely unprepared look could not be stopped by Zi Yakumo.
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"Ah, brother, you know me, and I'm a seventeen-year-old girl. How can you call me that?"
After Zi Wei was stunned for a moment, she instantly realized what Lu Qiming called her. She resisted the thought of giving Lu Qiming a slap in the face while correcting his name, all in order to put the tablecloth on the table quietly.
Buy time between devouring delicious food.
"Hey! You're still seventeen, you're already an old guy, why are you pretending to be young?"
Lu Qiming instinctively vomited when he heard Zi Ma's words. Is he just a newbie who doesn't know anything?
"This little brother, don't you know that the age of a beautiful girl is taboo?"
The blue veins on Zi's forehead were bulging as he looked at Lu Qiming. Gaps silently surrounded the surrounding area, and under the blood-colored eyes in the gaps, a muscular man with a hood shaped like a pocket with the word "sin" appeared silently.
"Brother, do you want to be separated?"
"No, I don't want to play with those guys, and do you really think you can give me a break?"
Lu Qiming also calmed down at this time, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth as he looked at Yakumo Murasaki who appeared in front of him unexpectedly, even though the works about Gensokyo that Lu Qiming had read before were all extremely 'loving'.
But Lu Qiming doesn't think that's really the case. After all, the person who wants to become a great youkai didn't grow up on countless corpses, not to mention that the Yakumo Murasaki in front of him is the strongest of the great youkai.
"Yes, little brother, you are not that easy to deal with, but what about this?"
Zi looked at the confident Lu Qiming in front of him and smiled quietly. Several gaps appeared behind him again. Yakumo Lan, who was wearing a blue and white Taoist robe and had nine golden tails dancing continuously on his back, exuding terrifying demonic power, walked out silently.
Yuyuko, who was eating the food that had just been sent back by Zi with a happy face, walked out. Countless saucers exuding death were flying around her. Youmu, who was holding two swords at her waist, followed her out and looked at her warily.
Lu Qiming looking forward.
"Now, brother, do you want to say anything else?"
Zi raised her white jade-like fingers and lightly traced Lu Qiming's face, then whispered into his ear and asked.
"...I'm sorry (＞人＜；)! Sister Zi, I admit that I was the one who spoke a little too loudly just now!"
The corner of Lu Qiming's mouth twitched as he looked at the extremely gorgeous plastic surgery in front of him, Zima and Yuyuko, who were about the same strength as him, as well as the slightly weaker Yakumo Blue and Soul Youmu.
Decisively choose from your heart!
After all, Lu Qiming didn't detect murderous intent from them, and it was not easy to kill each other at their level. Even if there was a fight, Lu Qiming would be sure to run away.
But since Zi and the others didn't take action directly, it proves that things haven't reached that stage yet.
And Lu Qiming didn't want to be hostile to Yakumo Zi and the others. After all, who would want to be watched by a peeping tom at any time, and it was the kind of peeping tom who could call a group of people to beat you at any time.
Then be decisive and careful. Anyway, integrity can still be achieved after throwing it down, picking it up and blowing it away. And isn't this kind of thing the daily life in Gensokyo?
"..."
"...."
".....that's all?"
In an instant, the big monsters Yakumo Purple on the opposite side were completely confused by Lu Qiming. They gave in so decisively. Especially Youmu who was already ready for the battle. He couldn't help but wonder if the guy in front of him was real.
As Yakumo Murasaki said, there is an existence that can rival them.
"What else? Do you want us to fight with all our strength? Not to mention that there are two of you who are not weak to me. Even if there is a war, I am sure to survive. What you have to face next is me.
Endless revenge.
And I believe you will be like this at that time. I don’t want to be watched for everything I do, and I am always on guard against being hit from behind by you.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have all this easy solution?”
After saying that, Lu Qiming looked at Yakumo Murasaki, who had been looking at him with a smile on her face since just now. With her monster-like wisdom, she must have guessed this result and appeared in front of him like this.
Otherwise, he would have called a bunch of people to kill him directly.
"Ah, little brother, if you look at people like this, they will be shy!"
Zi looked at Lu Qiming who was staring at her. A fan appeared in his hand and opened it to cover half of his face.
"You're still shy..."
Lu Qiming looked at Yakumo Murasaki who was pretending to be stupid speechlessly. Now that you have come out of the darkness and you are still pretending to be like this, do you really think that I don't know your evil personality?
"Brother Qiming, is it okay to call you this? Besides, this is the first time we've met, why do you look so familiar with us?"
Yakumo Zi put down the fan in her hand as she spoke, and the expression on her face became serious. She had to find out why Lu Qiming knew them so well.
She would not even hesitate to go to war with Lu Qiming for this, but it would be the best thing to resolve it peacefully. After all, what she has to do next will require a lot of combat power...
"Well, just call me Qiming. As for why I know about you, do you know the girl who was just taken into the Kingdom of God by me?"
When Lu Qiming saw Zi's appearance, he understood that she already knew that she did not exist in this world, and he did not intend to hide it anymore. After all, at their level, they knew that there were other worlds besides their own.
But because there are no accurate world coordinates, no one dares to cross the world easily. Except for a few lucky guys who dare to do so, most of them are lost in the infinite space.
"You mean the little human girl who traveled through time, does this have anything to do with her?"
Zi said as she skillfully picked up a piece of the delicacies that had not been quietly taken away just now and handed it to Yuyuko who was beside her and could hardly bear it anymore.
"Hey, Zi, you are the best!"
Yuyuko showed a cute smile, took the food from Yakumo Murasaki and swallowed it in one gulp, then sat down skillfully on the edge of the tablecloth and ate one bite at a time.
Now that this situation can no longer be fought, there is no need for her to pretend to be the same as before.
She pretended to be very hard just now, and she will have to make up for it, and the many uneaten delicacies in front of her are the greatest comfort!
"Well, I believe that with Zi's power, you should already know that there were things called anime and games in that era, and it was from these things that I learned about you."
Lu Qiming looked at Youyouzi beside him who swallowed the plate in one gulp and nodded while suppressing the desire to vomit. As for what he said, Zi must have known it with his ability. At most, he didn't care that much before.
"Anime? Games? What does this have to do with you knowing us? Could it be..."
Zi was stunned for a moment when she heard Lu Qiming's words. The next second she looked at Lu Qiming in disbelief. Her beautiful big eyes were full of disbelief. Although she had observed the future with the power of the realm before, she knew exactly what the future would be like.
That's why we had that plan.
But at the beginning, she only regarded animation and games as entertainment products for the future human world. At most, she lamented how rich human imagination is.
"That's it. In fact, I was just an ordinary human being before. If I hadn't traveled across the world, I wouldn't have thought that those anime and games were actually the real world."
Lu Qiming shrugged and looked at the shocked Yakumo Murasaki in front of him. In fact, this kind of thing did not happen in the previous world. Netizens speculated that it was the exchange of information between worlds.
It just happened that the information from other worlds was perceived by some people, so there were countless animations, games and novels.
It's just that no one has believed this kind of speculation except for the severe second-class students and dead otakus, and even those who believe it just hope that the character they like is alive, even in a dimension that he can never touch.
middle.
"Funny, those are actually the real world."
In just a few seconds, Yakumo Murasaki went from being shocked to initially believing Lu Qiming. First of all, she didn't think Lu Qiming would deceive her with such easily exposed lies, and she had also entered the book with the power of the realm.
world in.
It's just that that world is just equivalent to the one she created with her demonic power. Although it is a real world, she has really entered the book.
"So Zi, do you have anything else you want to ask?"
Seeing that Yakumo Zi believed his explanation, Lu Qiming smiled and looked at the big monster in front of him that countless otakus had gone crazy for before and asked.
"There is one more thing I want to ask Brother Qiming..."
Saying that, Yakumo Zi came close to Lu Qiming's ear, her gentle breath hit Lu Qiming's earlobe, and a pleasant fragrance continued to penetrate into Lu Qiming's nose.
"whats the matter?"
Lu Qiming resisted not looking at Yakumo Purple's bottomless gap, and took a few steps back to look at Yakumo Purple with an unchanged expression.
"Ah la la, little brother Qiming, does my (meow) look good?"
Yakumo Zi looked at Lu Qiming, who was pretending to be calm, covered his mouth and smiled, and asked as if he didn't care at all.
"Okay...what are you talking about? I don't know what this (meow) child is. I never look at this thing!"
When Lu Qiming heard Yakumo Murasaki's words, he subconsciously wanted to answer, but after reacting the next second, he quickly changed his words. After all, no girl wants to be seen by others, who is a big monster.
Yakumo purple.
"Ah la la, brother Qiming, you really don't mean what you say. Also, if you want to see it, you can come to us. I guarantee it will be more exciting than what you see!"
Yakumo Murasaki covered half of her face with a fan and looked at Lu Qiming with squinted eyes. The righteousness that was about to come out in her chest was pushed forward with force, which made people worry that her clothes would burst and pop out in the next second.
"Ah!"
Lu Qiming looked at the extremely tempting Yakumo Zi in front of him and smiled. He was afraid that if he really went there, he would be thrown into the gap to play with those criminals the next second.
"Qiming Qiming, I want more!"
At this time, Lu Qiming's clothes were suddenly pulled. He turned his head and saw Youyouzi looking at him with a pitiful look, her big pink eyes full of desire.
If someone didn't know, they would definitely think that the innocent girl like Yamato Nadeshiko in front of her was longing for something else, but how could Lu Qiming not know what Yuyuko wanted.
"Give!"
The next second, under Youyouzi's happy eyes, Lu Qiming stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the air. An elephant-sized lava grilled fish appeared in the air. The rich fragrance instantly filled the surroundings, and suddenly he came from his old nest.
The lava grilled fish here started to flap vigorously.
But as it struggled hard, the fragrance that originally made Yuyuko drool became more intense, and the whole fish changed from red to golden and crispy.
"Thank you Qiming. You are a good person. If not, you are a good god. I will make you my friend!"
Youyouzi took Lu Qiming's arm with a solemn expression and stared at Lu Qiming. Once you have such a friend, you will definitely not have to worry about running out of food, and Youmeng will definitely not preach to you!
"...Well, we are good friends..."
Lu Qiming looked at Youyouzi in front of him with a strange expression. If he hadn't known that Youyouzi looked dumb but was actually black when cut open, Lu Qiming would have really believed what she said.
But at least it's a good start, and Lu Qiming has made new adjustments to his plan. Compared to going to Naraku, the half-demon, to collect star iron, Zi and Yuyuko are ready-made in front of them.
The worst that could happen was to give them something in exchange, which would be much easier than Lu Qiming's original plan of finding the big demons to reason with them.
"Hmm, we are good friends, can we have dinner together in the future?"
Youyouzi's eyes lit up when she heard Lu Qiming's words, and her body couldn't help but float forward. The whole ghost seemed to be in Lu Qiming's arms. Her big pink eyes looked at Lu Qiming expectantly.
"Okay, Youyouzi is welcome to come and have a meal, and the same goes for Zi and you."
The moment Yuyuko rushed into the gorgeous place, Lu Qiming felt an undisguised murderous intention, and quickly pushed Yuyuko out of his arms. He turned around and saw Yakumo Purple looking at him with a kind face, beside her.
Shang Youmeng has already pulled out the two Louguan swords, one long and one short, from his waist.
But after seeing Lu Qiming push Youyouzi away, he took back the long hand, walked to Lu Qiming with the short hand, took the lava grilled fish in his hand, and waved it gently upward.
few times.
The originally complete grilled fish had turned into uniformly sized pieces of meat and was piled on the tablecloth, and Yuyouzi floated over without knowing when, and started eating with a satisfied look on her face.
"Ah la la, isn't it possible that little brother Qiming is not satisfied with just me? He doesn't even let Youyouzi off. He's so greedy. His simple girlish heart has been greatly hurt."
Zi walked up to Lu Qiming and looked at Lu Qiming with a sad face, as if she were looking at a scumbag who always gave up.
"Hey, what you said is true. If you have the ability, come and try it tonight!"
Lu Qiming looked at the pretentious Yakumo Purple in front of him speechlessly, and as he spoke, he directly aimed at her unattainable justice and grabbed it, but as expected, it was caught in the air.
"Brother Qiming, you are really impatient. We have just met."
Yakumo Purple said with her big eyes and winked playfully, then sat directly next to Yuyuko and started feeding her, as if she had never said anything before.
"Um, is there fried tofu?"
At this time, Yakumo Lan approached Lu Qiming and looked at him expectantly.
"No...there is, here it is for you!"
Lu Qiming, who was originally planning to say no, looked at Yakumo Lan's instantly disappointed expression and collapsed tail, but took out a piece of fried tofu from Dantian World and handed it over.
"Thanks!"
Yakumo Lan, who was originally disappointed, instantly became happy when he looked at the fried tofu in front of him. The tail on his back danced happily, and the big furry golden tail exuded a faint light in the sun.
'It must feel good, and isn't it said that Yakumo Blue is a naked sky fox?'
Lu Qiming resisted the desire to grab the tail in front of him and play with it, while curiously looking at the blue and white Taoist robe on Yakumo Lan's body. Could it be that he wore it because he was going out?