Chapter 305 How does the dog officer know that I like this!
It's hard to find a close friend, and with a piece of fat, the relationship between the prince-in-law and Wang Buzheng was immediately brought closer.
The dignified chief minister of Gansu then acted not like a local official at all, but like a businessman.
Gradually, Chief Wang took control of the banquet, raised glasses, served wine, and talked as if he was the master of the Governor's Yamen.
The real owner, Governor Le'erjin of Shaanxi and Gansu, was not at all concerned about this and only chatted with his old friend Fulhun who had been dismissed.
The overall atmosphere felt inexplicably familiar to Jia Liu, as if in a previous life at a club in the next city, Deputy Director Ma was singing loudly with a microphone, and Director Wang led his colleagues in applause.
And he was there, pouring wine for the leader.
But now, he has become the one who is constantly being poured wine.
This is a Hongmen Banquet.
Jia Liu realized that the target of this banquet was not the old rich man, but his brother-in-law.
After glancing at the old rich man who was having a chat with the governor of Shaanxi and Gansu, Jia Liu calmly moved his stool towards the old rich man. He wanted to hear what the two governors had to say.
But when he moved his stool, the old rich man also moved his stool.
When Jia Liu moved his stool again and tried to get closer, the old man turned around and glared at him, with a look on his face that said he was never here.
Old rich man, do it for real!
Jia Liu looked embarrassed.
The atmosphere couldn't help but be a little awkward.
Wang Buzheng laughed and said: "Isn't the Governor stingy? You are the one who brought me into our mutual aid association, but you are one of your own."
"One of my own? This kid has screwed me over!"
The richness of the old man is everywhere.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Anger is wealth, wealth is anger. Harmony with anger brings wealth, harmony with anger makes wealth..."
Wang Buzheng walked to Jia Liu with a wine glass in hand, patted Jia Liu on the shoulder familiarly, and said with a smile: "There is no need to be restrained, prince-in-law, everyone here is one of our own."
Is it?
Jia Liu didn't believe it because no one had introduced the middle-aged man sitting next to Governor Bi of Shaanxi Province since he and the old rich man came in.
This middle-aged man looked like Zhou Zheng, but there was always something strange between his eyebrows that people couldn't explain.
When Governor Bi saw this, he couldn't help but smile. He stood up and took the man next to him to introduce him: "I don't know what I'm doing. This is my wife."
"Puff!" Take a sip of old wine.
Shengsheng choked her forehead.
"Li Guiguan of the slave family proposes a toast to my consort."
The middle-aged man showed no shame in raising his orchid finger to toast Jia Liujiu.
The two governors and Wang Buzheng on the side not only showed no disgust at all, but also showed approval.
Especially when the old man looked at Li Guiguan, he faintly felt like a teenager going crazy.
The shocking scene made Jia Liu lose his composure for the first time.
Holding the wine glass, I don’t know whether to stand or not.
"My brother-in-law doesn't know Guiguan's good stories about me, so it's normal to have such a reaction..."
Governor Bi affectionately held the slender hands of his wife Li Guiguan (male), "Before I won the top prize, Guiguan treated me the most attentively. When I was sick, he measured out medicine and water, and stayed with me day and night. He was even more like a woman than a woman..."
The governor described a love story for Jia Liu, as if he was a match made by an immortal.
"..."
Jia Liu's hands were shaking.
"I have never seen the world,"
The old rich man snorted slightly and looked at Jia Liu with disdain: "No one in the world knows that Gui Guan is the wife of the number one scholar. Even the emperor knows it."
"Yes, the emperor not only knows about it, he is also envious of the number one scholar." Wang Buzheng said with a smile.
It's over, He Shen must have lost his virginity.
Jia Liu realized that he had lost his temper and quickly picked up the wine glass with a smile on his face: "Madam, there is no need to be polite!"
Then he drank it all in one gulp, and after sitting down again, he thought about how he would have to wash his eyes when he got back, it was so damn spicy.
"We are all our own people, so what can't be said outside can be said here, and what can't be done outside can be done here."
Wang Danwang sat directly next to Jia Liu, "What my brother-in-law said just now is really good. Being an official is doing business. The purpose of businessmen is to make money. Don't we also want to make money as officials? If not to make money, who would become an official?
"
"That makes sense."
Jia Liu nodded happily, as expected, he was the only one who spoke candidly, without so much nonsense and hypocrisy.
Governor Bi, the number one scholar, also laughed and said: "What kind of official do you want to be an official? You can't be an official for the common people, right? You are an official for the emperor."
Lerjin, the governor of Shaanxi and Gansu, lost no time in speaking: "So we officials should unite with each other."
Jia Liu nodded: "Yes, unite and deal with the emperor together!"
Le Erjin smiled and shook his head: "What I said is not good. How can we deal with the emperor? We are serving the emperor together."
"Yes, yes, serve the emperor."
The more Jia Liu listened, the more he liked it. Everyone here was his friend. If anything happens in the future, just call him by name.
However, when I thought about the incident in Gansu, I couldn't help but kindly remind you: "Master Wang, how many people do you have in Gansu? If you take so many surveillance photos, it's impossible for the emperor not to doubt you."
"Of course I doubt it. The emperor even sent people to check on me last year."
Wang Danwang said with a smile that 19,000 people reported donating to prison students last year, and each of them should have handed over 43 dan of beans and wheat, but he asked all those who donated to prison to pay 55 taels of silver.
In addition to paying less than 40,000 taels per person to the Ministry of Household Affairs, the remaining nearly one million taels went into his pocket, while the annual fiscal revenue of Gansu Province was less than 500,000 taels.
Just as Jia Liu had worried, Qianlong became suspicious when he heard that nearly 20,000 people in Gansu had donated their children to prisons, so he sent someone to investigate.
As a result, Mr. Wang directly gave 200,000 taels to all the officials involved in the matter, and everyone, including the minor officials, received dividends.
The officials who came to investigate found nothing, and finally returned to Beijing with several thousand taels of hard-earned money given by Wang Buzheng to resume their duties.
"You can't do it like this. You don't have a name. You're reporting more and more every year. Something will happen."
Jia Liu took a sip of wine and said, "If there is an official who refuses to accept your money, and you have to investigate in depth, or secretly investigate behind your back, there are too many loopholes in this matter, and you will always be found out."
Wang Buzheng was deeply convinced and couldn't help but ask: "What are your wise opinions?"
"What kind of advice can I have? I just thought that Gansu is a barren land in the northwest and is prone to disasters year after year. If there is a disaster, the court will have to provide disaster relief. In this way, the food donations on your account can not be used for disaster relief.
If you don’t get it right, the Ministry of Accounts will have to allocate a large amount of disaster relief money to you.”
"High, high! No wonder the rich man wants to drag his brother-in-law into our mutual aid association. It turns out that his father-in-law is also a wonderful person."
When the king is happy, he raises his glass in toast.
The atmosphere is becoming more and more relaxed and intense.
That Li Guiguan came over and toasted Jia Jia's consort with several glasses of wine.
I don't know how much time passed, and Jia Liu didn't know when the banquet ended. He staggered out and found a corner to urinate on the spot. As he was shaking, he saw the old rich man shaking three feet away.
The two people's eyes met, and they both "poofed" at each other.
Everyone dislikes it.
Someone came over to help my brother-in-law: "Sister-in-law, please come this way!"
"Hel me back, it's time for me to sleep in the car."
Jia Liu was carried into a room in a daze by the visitor. Before he could ask where it was, the door was closed.
Governor Le is interested.
Able to deal with.
Jia Liu thought to himself that he must have taken care of the escorting guards. Tonight, his consort, Jia Jia, slept in the Governor's Mansion.
Just as he was about to touch the bed, the lights in the room came on, and the first thing that caught his eye was a large bed covered with red curtains.
There seems to be a couplet hanging above the bed.
The first couplet is color, which is emptiness, and emptiness is color;
The second line is: You must pity me and I pity you.
Being so artistic?
Jia Liu thought to himself, I'll just take a nap and write a couplet, since I can't read.
Just when he was wondering, a graceful female figure appeared in his sight.
"I have mercy on you, please have mercy on me!"
Before Jia Liu could understand what was going on, the woman began to take off his clothes.
Damn it, these corrupt officials...how do they know I'm so good at this?
------Digression-----
Late Ming Dynasty: I am the strongest in rebellion!
The author of this book is also a supporter of Master Zhongtang’s idea of reimbursing the Qing Dynasty, and is friends with you.