Chapter 012 [The wicked complain first] (seeking a monthly ticket)
Time flies and another week has passed!
On weekend evening, Lin Zuhui sat at his desk and stretched.
He gave some summary overview of the content of FHM magazine:
First of all, we need to determine the audience of this magazine, which is of course a men’s exclusive magazine;
Secondly, it is necessary to determine the theme of the magazine content, which is a soft erotic magazine for men, a fashion magazine designed for men, and a magazine that creates a taste of men's life;
Finally, there are some specific suggestions, including photos of sexy girls on the cover, growth stories of sexy beauties or stardom experiences, and men’s tastes, such as watches, cars, sports, etc.
Lin Zuhui summarized the four magic weapons:
1. Refuse to be sanctimonious.
2. All-round topics.
3, Fun Gang.
4. Not too simple, cool, humorous and creative.
He also specifically stated that all editors of "Men's Gang" must not be over 40 years old, and are often required to conduct social surveys and street interviews.
Speaking of which, Lin Zuhui is not a professional media person, and what he wrote is just some summary based on the "FHM" and "FHM" he watched in his previous life. The specific implementation of the strategy must be completed by the people below.
But he soon discovered that he had no money to run the magazine now. If nothing unexpected happened, he would not have funds available until at least February next year. It is not impossible to wait, after all, the British "FHM" was launched in 1985
It won't appear until the second half of the year. It's not impossible to finish the magazine in the first half of next year and ask them for copyright fees later.
It depends on the situation, maybe I can prepare it in December!
Just when Lin Zuhui was about to go to bed, he heard his door being kicked, and he suddenly became nervous. Is the security in Xiangjiang so bad? This is a high-end residential area!
He picked up a stick, showed great skill and boldness, and planned to solve the problem head-on.
Go to the gate, then look through the peephole to see what's going on outside and spy on the military situation.
It's actually a woman?
Women are more troublesome, okay? What if there is a fairy dance?
If there were two or three little gangsters, he wouldn't be afraid.
The door continued to be kicked several times, and the woman outside seemed to be saying: "Break the door, please open it for me!"
Lin Zuhui almost laughed out loud. The crazy drunk woman from there couldn't even hold her tongue straight.
He opened the door. Since he is a drunkard, he cannot continue like this, otherwise he will kick him non-stop.
When the door opened, Lin Zuhui was startled to see that it was the woman Guan Jiahui.
"Who are you? Why are you at my house? Believe it or not, I called the police!"
Yes, the bad guy will file a complaint first!
Lin Zuhui walked out of the door angrily and pointed at the house number above, asking the woman to take a good look at whose house this was!
Unexpectedly, although this woman was drunk, she was still very defensive. She rushed into the house without saying a word and closed the door with a bang.
Now it was Lin Zuhui's turn to be frightened, and he knocked on the door quickly and said: "Drunk maniac, take a good look to see if that is your home? Open the door for me quickly, or I will sue you for breaking into a private house!"
There was no response from inside, which gave Lin Zuhui a bad feeling. He put his ear close to the door and listened. Why did he feel that there was no movement inside?
"Could he be asleep?"
After Guan Jiahui closed the door, she muttered: "A bunch of stinky men are all trying to take advantage of me!"
Then, feeling dizzy, she walked towards her bedroom, lay down on the big bed, and fell asleep.
Lin Zuhui was about to cry, but there was still Guan Jiahui's key on the door, but he was too embarrassed to go to the woman's house to sleep.
But I had no money, no ID card, and I couldn't go out to stay in a hotel. I shouted a few times, but my neighbors came out to watch, as if they were watching a thief.
In the end, he leaned against the door of his house, waiting for the drunk maniac to wake up and open the door.
...
At five o'clock in the morning, Guan Jiahui woke up from her drunken state, and she was almost frightened to death at this sight.
Was he taken home by a man?
But he clearly remembers escaping?
This made her get up tremblingly, looked at her clothes, and showed a puzzled expression. Wasn't she being taken advantage of?
Are there any men in the world who don’t cheat?
After browsing the entire house, Guan Jiahui could not find a man, but it was certain that this was a house where a man lived. She could not remember what happened last night at all. She only knew that she should have returned home alone.
, but the current situation is not like that.
Seeing the lamp on the desk was on, she planned to find some clues, so she picked up Lin Zuhui's preparation book for the "FHM" magazine and started reading.
Then, she threw it aside with no interest, she didn't know the goods!
Lin Zuhui, who was at the door, heard something moving in the room and immediately shouted: "Drunk maniac, open the door for me quickly, I'm so cold!"
He was really angry, not because he was cold, but because he was worried that his plan would be peeped by others.
This is not the most terrifying thing. If I write something about the future in the future, it will be a big trouble if someone discovers it.
I never thought I would encounter such a thing!
Fortunately, I just review the information that will be useful in the future in my mind every night.
Occasionally, I write a few, which are marked with special marks and then torn up.
Guan Jiahui was startled inside. Thinking that this might be someone else's house, she didn't dare to hide inside, so she opened the door.
Guan Jiahui saw Lin Zuhui and said unexpectedly: "Why is it you?"
"Hatch!"
What responded to her was Lin Zuhui sneezing.
"What do you mean it's me? You're in my house now, okay, eldest sister, it's illegal to break into a private house!"
I thought that this woman would correct her mistake after she realized it, but she said defensively: "Did you want to take advantage of me last night when I was drunk? Then I cleverly closed the door and was defeated."
What is your intention?"
Lin Zuhui was speechless. This statement seemed to make sense even in the police station.
For a time, Lin Zuhui lost his courage. If someone framed him, he would be in trouble.
After all, women are a vulnerable group and are more likely to gain sympathy and trust from others.
Forget it, one less thing is worse than one more thing!
"Miss Guan, come and look at the door... Yesterday you were drunk and opened my door with your key. I ran out to see you, but you misunderstood me. You are very smart, you ran in immediately,
Then he locked me out... Do you understand?"
"I seem to understand! So it's not because you want to take advantage of me?"
Lin Zuhui continued to say kindly: "Of course not, I haven't touched you. If you don't believe me, you can go to the police station to check your fingerprints."
The woman pulled out her key coolly, then walked to the next door and said, "Okay! I choose to believe you!"
Lin Zuhui just wanted to end this entanglement as soon as possible and didn't care about anything else. He said, "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy!" Then he quickly closed the door.
unlucky!
Lin Zuhui angrily took a hot bath, fell on the bed and fell asleep. After all, he did not dare to sleep on the ground outside because it was too cold.
After Guan Jiahui closed the door of her room, she patted her small chest and whispered: "It's so embarrassing! Fortunately, I am smart enough, otherwise I would be embarrassed and embarrassed."
Of course she knew she was messing around, but how could she apologize for it? What if someone took advantage of her?
So, she had an idea and used a clever trick. She was very proud of her 'wit'!